Episode Transcript: Planet of the Jellyfish

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Episode Article: Planet of the Jellyfish

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(episode begins at Jellyfish Fields. SpongeBob is hiding behind a rock, and captures 3 jellyfishes. He flies in the air as Patrick is trying to capture one)

SpongeBob: La la, la, la, la, la, la. (captures a jellyfish) Gotcha! (lets the jellyfish free) There you go, little fella. Is it me, or does jellyfish seem different today?

Patrick: I don't know, but all this failure sure is making me tired. I'm gonna take a quick nap on that rock over there.

SpongeBob: Okay. I'm gonna look for more jellyfish over by that creepy, spooky, evil looking cave. (sings as he walks towards the cave. Captures another jellyfish) Oh, little jellyfish, I can't resist your charms. If only you didn't sting, then you'd be the perfect pet! (jellyfish stings him) Oh well. Guess it's just catch and release for now. (sings as he walks somewhere. Inside the cave, the Jellion King eats the jellyfish and turns it into a Jellion Clone; the King makes numerous amounts of Jellions. Meanwhile, Patrick is sleeping at a rock, as a Jellion sneaks behind him, encasing him in a cocoon-like pod and turning him into a Jellion Clone. Jellions take the real Patrick away; Jellion Patrick picks up the jellyfishing net using his tentacles. SpongeBob shows up, holding a Jellion) Isn't this the cutest little jellyfish you've ever seen? And he doesn't sting! (Jellion Patrick catches many Jellions) Gosh, you don't suppose some sort of new breed, huh? I think I'll keep this one as a pet. Whoa!

Jellion Patrick: Yes. I too have caught many jellyfish. Perhaps we should give one to each of our friends. (smiles)

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, that's a great idea! (bubble-wipe to Squidward's house, nighttime as SpongeBob and Jellion Patrick walk over to the door) Well, we've given everyone a jellyfish except Squidward. Dah, he probably doesn't want one.

Jellion Patrick: He will take one and like it. (puts a Jellion in Squidward's house, resulting in him becoming a Jellion Clone) Pleasant dreams, square one.

SpongeBob: (chuckles) Back at ya, good buddy. (Jellion Squidward is right behind him. He gasps as he sees him) Whoa!

Jellion Squidward: Do not let the bed bugs bite. Ha ha.

SpongeBob: That's some good advice, goodnight Squidward. (walks away)

Jellion Squidward: There will be plenty of biting this night. Rah! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house, in his bedroom)

SpongeBob: (in bed, talking to the Jellion) Tonight, you'll sleep with me, little jelly. Goodnight, Gary.

Gary: Meow meow.

SpongeBob: Goodnight, little jelly! (starts sleeping. The Jellion attempts to capture SpongeBob, but he suddenly wakes up) Ah, I can't sleep. (gets out of bed and walks downstairs to his living room, watching a scary movie on television and eating popcorn. The Jellion sneaks behind him and tries to capture him, but SpongeBob gets frightened) Ahh!! Heh. These night night night shores are a real hoot. (sees the Jellion's mouth) Oh, hey, you want some popcorn? Here you go. (throws popcorn in its mouth, causing the Jellion to choke) Hey, hey! (Jellion falls backwards as if it's knocked out) Are you okay back there? (bubble-wipe to outside of SpongeBob's house in the morning, showing the Jellion sleeping in the bowl) Aww. Look at him, little angel. Guess he couldn't make it past the third feature. Good morning, sleepy head. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you while I'm at work. (puts the Jellion in a cage) You better stay in here where it's safe. (to Gary) You two stay out of trouble, bye. (leaves. Gary goes to a plant and takes a nap, but as a result, he's cloned by the Jellion alongside the plant; the resulting Jellion Clone is a combination of the plant and Gary)

Jellion Gary: Meow! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab)

SpongeBob: Whoa! Look at all the customers! (everyone but one fish is a Jellion Clone)

Jellion Fish #1: One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.

Jellion Squidward: (to Jellion Patrick) One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.

Jellion Patrick: One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.

Jellion Squidward: Thank you. Come again.

Jellion Squidward and Fish #1: Rah!

Fish: I would like one Krabby Patty--

Jellion Squidward: One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise. Rah!

Fish: Uh, actually, I want one with extra mayo. (Jellion Squidward and all the other customers except SpongeBob angrily hiss and point at him) Oh, what's wrong dudes? (Mr. Krabs, also a Jellion Clone, comes out of his office)

Jellion Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, valued customer. We are currently out of the condiment you call mayonnaise. (takes out a Jellion) Please accept this free jellyfish hat instead. (takes off the fish's hat, and puts the Jellion on there) Thank you. Come again.

SpongeBob: (confused) Oh, that's funny. We just received a whole shipping of mayonnaise. (walks in the kitchen) Patrick? W-What are you doing? Cooking Krabby Patties is my job.

Jellion Patrick: I am here to replace you and all of your kind.

SpongeBob: (giggles) I saw that movie last night too! Whoops. If you're gonna work here, you need an official Krusty Krab hat.

Jellion Patrick: Hat? (grows one)

SpongeBob: Say, that's a pretty neat trick. I'm gonna get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

Jellion Patrick: NO MAYONNAISE!! (sucks a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob's plate into his mouth)

SpongeBob: O-kay? (goes into the freezer) He's acting weird today. (sees many boxes of mayonnaise) Hey! there's plenty of mayo back here! (grabs one, and sees the Jellion King with the real people, captured in cocoon-pods) Monsters. Huh? Squidward, and Mr. Krabs! Ne ha! And Patrick too! And some random guy! (gasps, then screams) My spatula! It's just like that movie I watched last night... Those things have captured everyone and put them into creepy pods! (walks out of the freezer) Hi... Patrick? I'm gonna clean the... tables... Patrick? (giggles awkwardly) Patrick. (walks out of the kitchen and Jellion Squidward shows up, scaring SpongeBob)

Jellion Squidward: (holding a Jellion) Hi, SpongeBob. Don't you want a cute little jellyfish? (Jellion growls at him)

SpongeBob: Nuh huh, No thanks. (walks backwards into Jellion Mr. Krabs) Ah! Mr. Krabs!

Jellion Mr. Krabs: You seem tired, SpongeBob. Why don't you go home and take a nap? (growls at him)

Jellion Squidward: Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

SpongeBob: Oh, that's okay, I have one at home. Heh. (walks backwards into a Jellion-cloned fish. Screams and runs off but another Jellion-cloned fish jumps up at SpongeBob. Another Jellion-cloned fish jumps at SpongeBob as well)

Jellion Squidward and Mr Krabs: Sleep well. (as SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab, he walks back into 4 Jellion-cloned fish)

Jellion Harold: Hey!

SpongeBob: Ahhhh, random guy! (runs as Jellion-cloned fishes go after him. Shows up behind a rock) What am I gonna do? All my friends taken by those jelly creatures. I can feel creepy rope-like tentacles now. (gets lassoed into Sandy's Treedome)

Sandy: All right, you rotten jelly clone. What have you done with SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I'm no clone, Sandy. I am SpongeBob.

Sandy: Then you won't mind if I run a simple test? (tickles SpongeBob) Coochie Coochie Coo! Coochie Coochie Coochie Coo!

SpongeBob: (laughing) Not the Coochie Coo! (continues laughing until Sandy stops tickling him)

Sandy: You're SpongeBob, alright. (later in the Treedome, SpongeBob and Sandy are walking inside)

SpongeBob: What are we gonna do, Sandy?

Sandy: If we only knew the Jellions' weakness.

SpongeBob: Well, the only thing I know is they can't stand mayonnaise.

Sandy: Ew! I don't like mayonnaise either.

SpongeBob: Ah. So you don't like mayo? Just like a Jellion?

Sandy: (smacks him) Oh, snap out of it, SpongeBob. Now if we only had some mayonnaise...

SpongeBob: There's lots of it at the Krusty Krab. But we'll never get past...them. (points to Jellion-cloned fishes hissing at SpongeBob and Sandy)

Sandy: Not to worry. We'll be in disguise! (both walk out of the Treedome with Jellion glasses on. Both whistle and walks to a Jellion-cloned fish) Greetings, fellow clone. I hate mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: I hate mayonnaise and mustard.

Jellion Fish #4: Hmm... (SpongeBob and Sandy walk off whistling) I like mustard. (SpongeBob and Sandy walk into the Krusty Krab)

Jellion Mr. Krabs: Did you take that nap, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Sure did.

Sandy: Yup. We're all rested and jellified.

SpongeBob: Nuh, nuh, nuh! (nudges Sandy; her Jellion glasses fall off) Good one, Jellion Sandy. (Sandy chuckles awkwardly)

Jellion Mr. Krabs: IMPOSTERS! (Jellion customers walk over to SpongeBob and Sandy)

Sandy: Quick, SpongeBob! The mayonnaise! (SpongeBob jumps on a platform, gets on a rope and swings to the condiments, grabbing mayonnaise. He jumps back to the crowd and shoots at Jellion Mr. Krabs)

Jellion Mr. Krabs: (screams before he is hit with mayo) Ew... (disintegrates into green smile as the real Mr. Krabs gets freed)

Sandy: It worked, SpongeBob! Keep going! (SpongeBob walks up to Jellion Squidward, who jumps at him, and shoots him. Jellion Squidward disintegrates as the real one gets freed) SpongeBob, look out! (SpongeBob shoots at several Jellion-cloned fish. They all disintegrate as the real people get freed) Come on, SpongeBob! (both run into the kitchen)

SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Jellion Patrick. (runs past him)

Jellion Patrick: Hold the mayonnaise.

SpongeBob: D'oh! Almost forgot. (shoots at him, and the Jellion Clone disintegrates. Patrick falls from the ceiling, along with the real people in the freezer with him)

Patrick: Hey guys, what'cha thinkin'? (Squidward points to the Jellion King)

Sandy: Hold it right there, you evil blob of slime. You're through because we know your weakness. Show 'em, SpongeBob! (Jellion King orders the Jellions to try to capture SpongeBob and Sandy) LET 'ER RIP!

SpongeBob: (shoots at three Jellions. They explode) Nuh! Sandy! It's so cold in here that the mayonnaise is starting to freeze!

Sandy: Then hurry and throw it, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Aye aye! (Jellion King growls at him. Throws the remaining mayo, and it freezes. It lands on the Jellion King, and he chuckles) Oh no! The mayonnaise is frozen solid!

Sandy: (smiling deviously) Then I'll just turn up the heat! (turns the thermostat from "COLD" to "HOT". It makes the mayonnaise melt on the Jellion King, and he disintegrates)

SpongeBob and Sandy: Hooray! (the rest of the Jellions explode)

Mr. Krabs: What happened?

SpongeBob: Well, let me tell ya. (time card appears)

French Narrator: 11 minutes later...

SpongeBob: And that's why we're covered in goo.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks for rescuing us, SpongeBob. What are we gonna do with all this green slop? (Patrick gives the smile a sample)

Patrick: Mmm, heh. Freaky clone jelly relish! (Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into money. Patrick continues eating the smile. Bubble-wipe to outside the Krusty Krab later)

Mr. Krabs: Relish patties! Get your freaky clone jelly relish patties! Only 4 bucks extra!

Patrick: Uh... I'll have one relish patty. Hold the mayo. (SpongeBob and Squidward look puzzled and the episode ends with a card reading "The End?")

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