Karate Choppers (Episode)

"Karate Choppers" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. It premiered on December 31, 1999. Template:Spoiler Brief summary: When SpongeBob gets addicted to doing karate with Sandy, he cannot stop thinking about it. It distracts him from his work, so Mr. Krabs tells him to stop it, or he will be fired.

Time/Date: Unknown

Time cards shown: None

Characters Present:

SpongeBob SquarePants
Sandy Cheeks
Mr. Krabs
Squidward Tentacles
Customers at Krusty Krab
- Fred
- Nancy
- Old Man Jenkins
whaled
Fish at park
Hot sauce drop

Plot

SpongeBob and Sandy are playing Karate. SpongeBob is carefully going around the house looking for her, until she jumps out. They fight, and have lots of fun. Sandy tells him that she will sneak up on him and fight him tomorrow. SpongeBob thinks anyone or anything can be Sandy, so he is cautious and does not work much. Mr. Krabs demands to know what is going on, so SpongeBob explains to him that he is playing karate. He pronounces it and Mr. Krabs says he should be making him money', with his '. Therefore, Mr. Krabs tells him to stop playing karate, or he will be fired. Sandy fights him, and SpongeBob tells her that Mr. Krabs will fire him. Sandy does not believe this, and SpongeBob is fired. After a bit of explaining, he gets his job back, and they go back to the park. They become addicted to karate again, and Mr. Krabs catches them. However, he finds that karate chops can replace knives, and Krabby Patties are made faster, earning him more money.

Quotes

Squidward: SpongeBob, did you get the bathrooms mopped yet?

SpongeBob: Yes ma'am. I mean sir. I mean boss. I mean poobah!

Squidward: GO!

SpongeBob: Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours.

Matthew: What a jerk.

SpongeBob: Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did you? Well, you can't! Because I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! (swivels hands around) (Hiss) Took care of her, yes I did. (Runs into Mr. Krabs) Uh, Ahoy, sir!

Mr. Krabs: What was that?

SpongeBob: But sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo!

Mr. Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

SpongeBob: No, sir. Just practicing my karate, sir. Or kare-ah-tay, as some like to call it.

Mr. Krabs: Kare-ah-tay? You should be making me money-ay! With your spatu-lay!

Hot Sauce Drop: By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY hot!
SpongeBob: Karate sure is dumb. I feel dumb thinking about it. D'oh! I'm stupid! I like karate!! Doi!!
SpongeBob: Nice hairpiece, Squidward. (His hairpiece is actually a bunch of Krabby Patties arranged on his head.)
Sandy: I love Karate.

SpongeBob: I love Kare-ah-tay.

Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay.

Squidward: I hate all of you.