Patrick Star

Revision as of 23:18, 18 January 2008

Patrick Star is a dim-witted but good-meaning starfish who is the best friend of Spongebob Squarepants. He is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other fatty foods. He is the second main character of the show.

Personality

Patrick is very stupid, but somehow he attended community college (The Bully) and got a driver's license. Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick often annoy Squidward to no end, but both of the two are blissfully unaware of it. They are both 21yrs old thogh they act like 12, they both are very michief as well.Patrick first obviously appeared in Help Wanted although his first main role in Season 1 is Jellyfishing! He disappears very often in Krusty Krab episodes. Once, to help SpongeBob get into the Salty Spitoon, he pretended to get beat up by SpongeBob so his best friend would seem tough. He is very loving also and he admires Jeffery Jellyfish

Looks

Patrick Looks very similar to a Starfish (because he is one), but he Has:

• Two big eyes.
• Two arms and two legs, but there in starfish form.
• A belly button, whitch in some episodes it shows inside it (all dirty).
• Two eyebrows.
• His pants are green with purple flowers on them.

Friends

Patrick has a few friends including:

• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Mr. Krabs
• Sandy
• The Wormy
• Flats the Flounder

Yet at times he can be hated by many because of his stupidity.

Notable Family Members

• King Amoeba & Queen Mildew
• Gary
• Herb
• Margie
  

  

  H is Drivers Liscense
• Slugga (Gary's dad)
• Various family members of different timelines in Rule of Dumb
• Pattaor Patar (ancestor)
• Other Patrick ancestor in SB-129
• Patron (descendant)

Patrick's Weakness

• Dehydration
• Lack of junk foods
• Cleaniness

Patrick's Jobs

• Overtime TV Watcher(so this is what you call work when I take care of Junior all the time?You never do YOUR SHARE!)
• Krusty Krab Waitress (Patricia) That's No Lady,Replacement Cook Bummer Vacation,Hired Employee (several times),and Mobile Restaurant Car Chef Worker,(Possibly) Doctor Krusty Towers
• The Elastic Waistband/Starfishman(superhero)
• Chocolate Salesman
• Mrs.Puff's Boating School Pupil
• King of Bikini Bottom (succeeded by Gary)
• The Co-Inventor of the Back-Scratching,Nose-Picking,Hair-Combing,Ukelele Tuner 9000 aka.Mr.Dr.Professor Patrick.
• Inventor of the Glass-ball-that-lights-up-so-you-can-see-in-the-dark (lightbulb),Parallel Universe (mirror),and Stick-that-you-can-draw-and/or-write-something-with (pencil)(someone keeps stealing MY IDEAS!)
• Jellyfisherman

Patrick is smart... Maybe..

• He can fly. (The Sponge Who Could Fly)
• He has a secret box with an embarassing photo of SpongeBob at a Christmas Party Inside it (The Secret Box).
• His parents' names are Herb & Margie.
• He lives in a rock 2 houses away from SpongeBob (next to Squidward).
• Once he hit his head, knocking it off, and became a genius when it was replaced by a piece of brain coral (Patrick Smartpants).
• He enjoys jellyfishing (along with SpongeBob).
• He once worked for the Chum Bucket (Frycook Games) and the Krusty Krab (different times)
• He hates being called Tubby (No Weenies Allowed)
• He likes chili (Doing Time).
• His lifelong dream is to defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension (Big Pink Loser)
• He once got an award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anybody else.
• In one episode, Patrick had a great idea and Spongebob said "Patrick, your genius is showing!" and Patrick thought Spongebob was talking about Pat's...um...let's just say "family jewels", because there might be kids reading this.
• There is evidence that Patrick might have psychic abilities; In the episode No Weenies Allowed, Patrick makes it look as though an invisible bully is beating him up, giving him a wedgie, and kicking him a very far distance. Also, in the episode Night Light, he runs in midair towards the sun, trying to get it for Spongebob.
• His Fake Parents are: Janet & Marty Which are shown in: I'm With Stupid (Episode)
• He is Gary's cousin as revealed in Rule of Dumb
• There is evidence that Patrick might have passed College The Bully
• He plays the drums; Lights, Camera, PANTS!, Band Geeks
• Although there are rumors that Spongebob is gay, this is probably not so with Patrick, because in the Spongebob Movie, Pat told Mindy "You're hot!" and blushed when she hugged him and Spongebob, and when she knew his name.

Quotes

• "Who cares about a stupid star?"
• "Who said that?"
• "Now I'm gonna starve!"
• "Oh is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"
• "Uhhhh...(Drools)"
• "Good morning Krusty crew!"
• "MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "This is a hotel/hospital?"
• "AHHH!!!! (rips off gym clothes but appears to wear a suit) Huh? (rips off suit) AHHHH!!!!
• "Heart on stick..MUST DIE!!!!"
• "Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? Nobody really likes those guys. (Larry is carried by a bunch of fish) Being a lifeguard is so dumb. All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses and show off their gross misshapen bodies! (a fish walks up seeing Patrick's expanded belly)"
• " That isn't crazy talk, this is crazy talk, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, KA-BLA-BLA-BLA, LOO-LOO(gets hi by Sandy)
• "I wambo, you wambo, he, she, wambo, wambo, wambo-ing, wabology, the study of wambo, it's first grade SpongeBob"
• "24"

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