Episode Transcript: Drive Thru

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[The episode starts in the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob seeing Mr. Krabs at the wall]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Whatcha doing?

Mr. Krabs: Oh hoy SpongeBob! I was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.

Squidward: Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.

Mr. Krabs: And why is that Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Because then you only get to repair it once.

SpongeBob: So what flavor is it?

Mr. Krabs: It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor.

SpongeBob: No, I mean the toothpaste!

Mr. Krabs: Oh!! Well I think it- [The hole in the wall gets bigger]

SpongeBob: Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium size hole in the wall!

Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss, ha. [Cut to a boat driving his kids to the Krusty Krab]

Kid 1: Thanks for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.

Kid 2: Yeah. Mom never brings us here.

Dad: Heh, Anytime kids. What the? [Cuts back inside the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs trying to put more toothpaste on]

SpongeBob: Careful now.

Dad: Hey, you guys put in a drive thru!

Mr. Krabs: We did?

Dad: Great! I'll have 3 large Krabby Patties, Krabby fries, A Krabby Kola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby rings. [smells the toothpaste] Is this toothpaste?

Mr. Krabs: Boy, I don't know how I think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner. We are putting in a drive thru!

SpongeBob: [surprised] A drive... oh!

Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.

Mr. Krabs: You mean for you.

Squidward: [slams the cash register] It'll cost you money.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, nonsense. We'll build it for free!

[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob outside]

SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?

SpongeBob: I got this microphone system so we can hear what the customers order, this neat sign with a menu on it, and this colorful arrow so they know where to go. [Turns the lights on] It even lights up, see?

Mr. Krabs: Well, that's great SpongeBob. But I already got of stuff that's better. A menu board made with old napkins and packing tape, a microphone with some rusty tin cans I found, and this sign, I made from an old noodle.

SpongeBob: I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than the things I bought?

Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, what?

SpongeBob: How is this stuff better?

Mr. Krabs: Because it was... [shakes microphone and shouts, and SpongeBob gets blown away] FREE!!!!

[Cut to a customer at the drive thru]

Customer 1: [through microphone] I'll have a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty, and a medium drink.

Squidward: [through microphone] Coming right up, sir. [Walks over to the order window] SpongeBob, I need a medium fries, large Krabby Patty, and a medium drink.

SpongeBob: I'll have that ready in 2 shakes of a lamebrain's tail. [laughs. Cut to SpongeBob delivering the food by throwing it out of the window and it misses. He puts a trampoline there He does it again and the food hits the customer] Thank you, come again.

[Bubble transition to Mr. Krab's office, counting his money. with Customer 1 walking inside his office]

Mr: Krabs: [sees him] Can I help you? [The customer hands him a bill] A bill? What this for?

Customer 1: It's for my dry cleaning. It seems it's though your new drive thru window was on the challenge side. Side wise I mean. [Mr. Krabs busts the window to make it bigger]

Mr. Krabs: There. Problem solved.

Narrator: Meanwhile...

Squidward: SpongeBob: 2 large, 2 medium, I hate my job.

Customer 2: Excuse me, I like to place an order please.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Squidward!

Squidward: Mr. Krabs! I'm getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it exhausting, and time consuming. [Mr. Krabs pushes the boat towards the drive thru window, pushes SpongeBob's grill into his office, and then his ottoman to SpongeBob's kitchen] Oh wonderful peachy. Now how am I supposed to get two SpongeBobs So I can hand him these order tickets here? [Mr. Krabs creates a hole in the wall, SpongeBob showing up]

Mr. Krabs: Problem solved.

SpongeBob: Squidward, hi!

Squidward: Oh it stays like this they wish I had gone to college.