Eugene H. Krabs

Eugene H. Krabs
Born:	November 30, 1942
Species:	Crab
Color:	Crimson Red
Gender:	Male
Height:	0-07
Weight:	5 oz.
Credit Card	Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene Krabs
Interests:	Making money, clam fishing
Aliases:	Armor Abs Krabs
Family:	Mama Krabs Pearl Krabs Daughter Grandpa Redbeard Aunt Sally (Mentioned in SpongeBob vs. The Big One)
Ancestors:	King Krabs Prehistoric Krabs Princess Pearl
Descendants:	Pearl Krabs
Friends:	Plankton- As Kids Possibly SpongeBob Possibly Patrick Possibly Squidward Jim
Employer(s)	Owner of the Krusty Krab
First Appearence:	Help Wanted
Portrayer:	Clancy Brown (series) Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?) Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom)
Rivals:	Plankton

Eugene Harold Krabs, better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character on the Nickelodeon animated television comedy SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. Krabs is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The Krusty Krab, a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He's the 4th main character of the show. Eugene lives with only Pearl, suggesting that he may be separated or divorced. It is more likely that Krabs is divorced, because he had a short relationship with Mrs. Puff in Krusty Love. Nah, he is madly in love with Lisse because lisse is just AMAZiNG! unlike Kennya <3

Early life

Eugene H. Krabs was born November 30, 1942, along with Plankton, and is the son of Mama Krabs and Victor Krabs, and grandson of Grandpa Redbeard Krabs. When Mr. Krabs and Plankton were in Poisedon Elementary, Mr. Krabs was teased because of his clothes were made out of the dumpster. After meeting a wealthy man, Stinky, they decided to open their own restaurant in the dump. But after Plankton gets a piece of the formula of their own, so some ingredients collapse and make the most Tastiest Patty in the Sea, calling it the "Krabby Patty". Eugene succeeds indeed, making Plankton jealous wanting to steal the formula. Then Elise goes sucks Kennya's awesome toes. <3 (As learned in Friend or Foe? (Special from Season 5))

Baby Krabs and Baby Plankton

Love

Mrs. Puff Was Mr. Krabs' Love in Krusty Love. He also has a great love for money and on several occasions has been seen dating it. 'Lisse is way coool no lie :) Kennya thinks she's cooool but that's a liee! september 9, 2009 10:05 am | Mrs. Natwick's Class <3.'

Voices

• Clancy Brown - Mr. Krabs speaking voice.
• Dee Bradley Baker - Mr. Krabs singing voice.
• Joe Whyte - Video Games (Operation Krabby Patty, SuperSponge and Battle of Bikini Bottom).

HE THiNKS LiSSE CAN SUCk kENNyA'S tOES!!! :D

Rivalry

Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as Krabs, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. Krabs was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse (Episode from Season 3)", Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach. 'Then Elise goes and says, "give me your toe, i wanna suckkk it!! ughh grrrr!"'

Rivalry with his Class

Because of his family's poverty, Krabs was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, Stinky. Krabs and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired Krabs and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "Plabs burger". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and Krabs to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and Krabs attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only Krabs succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old Krabs family recipe, Mr. Krabs' accidental recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. Krabs to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. Krabs and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy Krabs lives in the present and his bed and toys. He creates two babies named Kennya and Lisse but Lisse is soo beautiful and Kennnya smells like cacaacacacaca :P

Personality

Eugene H. Krabs has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness. Also, he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr .Krabs also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very, very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.

Career

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Mr. Krabs Dollerama

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Mr.Krab's Credit Card

Mr. Krabs' career began after a war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. He bought a pirate ship and became a pirate but then sold his ship and bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "The Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in " Dunces and Dragons (Special from Season 4)." and it was King Krabs who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing Krabs to give no breaks to his employees.

The Krusty Krab has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned Chum Bucket, Pretty Patty stand, and KelpShakes just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. Krabs' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).

An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. Krabs and Plankton compete in the games, in which Krabs hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. Krabs won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.

In the SpongeBob Squarepants movie, Mr. Krabs opened The Krusty Krab 2, right next to the original burger stand, where Squidward is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager. He also works as a boss because Kennya needs someone's toes to suckkK! because lisse's (elise's) are way too sexy fer herrrrr :) NO LiE!

Biography

"This is where clam fishing gets serious!" As said from Clams (Episode from Season 3).

Krabs sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point and he's from a pirate dynasty. The Navy was where he earned the tough manly nickname "Armor Abs Krabs". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; Krabs uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, Krabs is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again Krabs", he gave SpongeBob up to the Flying Dutchman for only sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!" Or the time where Kennya went to Lisee's house and Lisee cooked her some tater tots and a greasy quesadilla. When Kennya walks out the door, she says, "Lisee, you're the Tater to my... *trips over chair* AHHHH!!". There is also the time when Lisse and Kennya were typing in Natwick's class, and Lisee goes, "Can we go on to the next.. (*looks over to Kennya's computer*) *GASP* CHEAATEEEERRR!!!". And we can't forget the time when Lisee sucked Kennya's toe.<3

However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, Pearl Krabs, and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. Krabs' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later shot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama Krabs, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. Krabs tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. Krabs also owns a pet worm named "Mr. Doodles" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is against them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.

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Mr. Krabs pet worm Mr. Doodles.

kennya and lisse were here (obviously) cause we're way cool and you don't even know it because we are soo coool :P (if that makes sense)

==Trivia==

A funny sweaty armpit Mr. Krabs from The Krusty Krab Training Video

• Whenever Mr. Krabs - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeaking fish, etc.
• In Christmas Who?, Mr. Krabs had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.
• He appeared the most in Season 4.
• Like Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward, he is an ambidextrous. In episodes like As Seen on TV, Krabs a la Mode, and Wet Painters he writes with his right hand, while in the Krusty Krab Training Video, The Krabby Kronicle, and The Krusty Sponge he writes with his left.
• His last name is spelt like the pronunciation of crabs.

Quotes

• "Hello. I like money." (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)
• "But I got it for a bargain!" (Squeaky Boots)
• "It's true! I am cheap!" (Squirrel Jokes)
• "But it's...Free Day." (The Smoking Peanut)
• "Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers!" (The Algae's Always Greener)
• "Now if we could just get rid of Squidward." (My Pretty Seahorse)
• "This looks expensive!" (As Seen on TV)
• "I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea." (Squilliam Returns)
• "Time is money, and if you boys are wasting time, then you’re wasting money! And that's just sick!" (Wet Painters)
• "The money is always right!" (Krusty Krab Training Video)
• "FREE?!?" (Rule of Dumb)
• "Nobody eats at my restraunt for free!" (Rule of Dumb)
• "Squiiiiiiiiiiiidwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" (New Digs, Krab Borg)
• "NON-PAYING CUSTOMEEEEER!" (Pat No Pay)
• "He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for." (The Battle of Bikini Bottom)
• "Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimme gimme!" (Krusty Krushers)
• "Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money." (Culture Shock)
• "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!" (Imitation Krabs)
• "That's me money walking out the door!"
• "Let's see... a five-letter word for 'happiness. Money."(Laughs) (Your Shoe's Untied)
• "No free refills."
• "Hello... may I take your money?"
• "Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash."
• "I've never felt such a strange combination of pity and indigestion." (As Seen on TV)
• "Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!" (The Algae's Always Greener)
• "What? Three dollars down from last month? I GOTTA RUN A TIGHTER SHIP AROUND HERE!"
• "What's with all this change nonsense??"
• "Three cheers for feeling sorry for ourselves!" (Pressure)
• "Ah... the sweet smell of an all day's sucker." (One Krab's Trash)
• "Well, little patty. We're two of a kind. We've both lost our luster." (eats patty) "Hmm...so THAT'S what I taste like." (Mid-Life Crustacean)
• "What have you done with me restaurant?!?"
• "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
• "Money, money, money, money, money, money!" (Krusty Krushers)
• "There's gonna be some changes around here!"
• "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!" (Funny Pants)
• "Boys! You're spending me money!"
• Squidward: "I'm getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs?"
  Mr. Krabs: "Sorry! Can't hear ya!" (Krusty Krab Training Video)
• "Oh, sweet wampum..." (The Algae's Always Greener)
• "This is where clam fishing gets serious!" (Clams)
• "You're a mystery, SpongeBob." (My Pretty Seahorse)
• "If people keep ordering it, raise the price." (Beach Party Cook-Off)
• "You had to kill him...The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him."(Dying for Pie)
• Any Port in this store? (Mid-Life Crustacean)
• "FREE FOOD??!!" (Nasty Patty)

*SUCK MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Kennya and Lisse)<3

• Sorry. Absolutly no refunds! (No Hat For Pat)

Main characters

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