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Episode Transcript: Ghost Host
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Patrick]] | + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
| − | *[[Squidward]] | + | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] |
*[[Gary]] | *[[Gary]] | ||
*[[Flying Dutchman]] | *[[Flying Dutchman]] | ||
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*[[Nancy]] | *[[Nancy]] | ||
| − | + | ==Dialogue== | |
| − | + | Flying Dutchman: Curse this cursed, ghostly fog. I can barely see past me own nose. (gas is sprayed in his eyes then the ship is split in half after it runs into a cliff. The Flying Dutchman falls down the cliff and through a basketball hoop before hitting the ground. The ship falls onto of him into pieces then he crawls out) Me ship. (his ship turns into dust then gets out his cell phone) Hello, Roadside Assistance? I've got a bit of a flat! My location where I'll be staying? Business or residence? (sees SpongeBob go into his house) Residence. (SpongeBob is walking through his house as The Flying Dutchman comes up and scares him through the floor) Argh!<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman | + | SpongeBob: The Flying Dutchman! (melts into a puddle inside his pants) What are you doing in my house?<br> |
| − | + | Flying Dutchman: I'm stuck here while my ship is being repaired. Until then, I'm here to haunt ya! (laughs maniacally. | |
| + | SpongeBob screams and runs to Squidward's house)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward! (knocks on the door) Squidward! Help! (Squidward opens the door and SpongeBob continues to | |
knock but on Squidward's face)<br> | knock but on Squidward's face)<br> | ||
Squidward: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ee! Ow. Ee! Ooh!<br> | Squidward: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ee! Ow. Ee! Ooh!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Squidward, you have to help me! There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house!<br> | |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you, I don't believe in ghosts, and I never liked you. (closes door) |
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! (Patrick opens up his rock) You gotta help me! The Flying Dutch... (Patrick closes | |
his rock) man. (Gary crys) Gary! (opens his door and gasps) Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!<br> | his rock) man. (Gary crys) Gary! (opens his door and gasps) Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!<br> | ||
Flying Dutchman: Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. There, there. Dutchie's not gonna hurt ya. I love me a good | Flying Dutchman: Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. There, there. Dutchie's not gonna hurt ya. I love me a good | ||
| − | snail. (eats Gary. | + | snail. (eats Gary. SpongeBob screams and rips off the sides of his head)<br> |
Gary: Meow.<br> | Gary: Meow.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Gary!<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Nothing better than giving a good scare! Argh! (laughs)<br> | Flying Dutchman: Nothing better than giving a good scare! Argh! (laughs)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: It's okay, Gary. (fire surrounds the Flying Dutchman and SpongeBob)<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman: Don't get too comfortable! (cut to | + | Flying Dutchman: Don't get too comfortable! (cut to SpongeBob walking up to his house, which is set on fire. SpongeBob does |
not get scared. Cut to bedtime)<br> | not get scared. Cut to bedtime)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Goodnight, Gary. (his nose starts to itch so a tentacle scratches it. SpongeBob pulls off his covers to reveal | |
| − | him as an octopus. He screams while the Flying Dutchman laughs. Cut to | + | him as an octopus. He screams while the Flying Dutchman laughs. Cut to SpongeBob opening up the refrigerator to a monster |
| − | popping out and scaring him. Both laugh. Cut to | + | popping out and scaring him. Both laugh. Cut to SpongeBob looking in the mirror when in the reflection only, a monster eats |
him. He sighs and walks off. Cut to him eating cereal, which are eyeballs. He sighs and walks off again)<br> | him. He sighs and walks off. Cut to him eating cereal, which are eyeballs. He sighs and walks off again)<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Hmm? ( | + | Flying Dutchman: Hmm? (SpongeBob walks up and opens a drawer then sighs and takes out the skeleton in it. As he's walking out, a monster pops out from underneath the floor and tries to scare SpongeBob but it doesn’t. The monster turns into other monsters, and even Sherlock Holmes, but still nothing is working) Hmm?<br> |
| − | out, a monster pops out from | + | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Umm, Dutchie, is this gonna be much longer?<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Why aren't you freakin' out, lad?<br> | Flying Dutchman: Why aren't you freakin' out, lad?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Well, you've been here a while, and, uhh, I've seen all your tricks.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: What are you trying to say?<br> | Flying Dutchman: What are you trying to say?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Eh.<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman: I know when I'm washed up. I've been doing the same material for years. Scaring is a young man's game. | + | Flying Dutchman: I know when I'm washed up. I've been doing the same material for years. Scaring is a young man's game. It's time to give up the ghost. No pun intended.<br> |
| − | It's time to give up the ghost. No pun intended.<br> | + | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, no, no. I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Don't lie to me.<br> | Flying Dutchman: Don't lie to me.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: You just gotta scare someone other than me.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Hmm... (scene cuts to Mattress Discount)<br> | Flying Dutchman: Hmm... (scene cuts to Mattress Discount)<br> | ||
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Mattress Salesman: So, what do you think? (fish screams. Scene cuts to The Flying Dutchman trying to scare a little girl | Mattress Salesman: So, what do you think? (fish screams. Scene cuts to The Flying Dutchman trying to scare a little girl | ||
| − | jumping rope. The | + | jumping rope. The jump rope hits him back)<br> |
Flying Dutchman: It's official. I'm not scary anymore.<br> | Flying Dutchman: It's official. I'm not scary anymore.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Just what kinda talk is that? You're just off your game, that's all.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Maybe I just need a break. Take some time off, you know?<br> | Flying Dutchman: Maybe I just need a break. Take some time off, you know?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Sure, relax a little.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Maybe stay with a friend for a while. On a comfy couch in a pineapple. Just for a little while | Flying Dutchman: Maybe stay with a friend for a while. On a comfy couch in a pineapple. Just for a little while | ||
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Narrator: 6 Months Later...<br> | Narrator: 6 Months Later...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (walks into his house) Hey, champ! How's it... (screams) | |
Monster: Turn it up...<br> | Monster: Turn it up...<br> | ||
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Nancy: Is that a wedding ring?<br> | Nancy: Is that a wedding ring?<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. (takes it off and throws it away, landing on | + | Flying Dutchman: Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. (takes it off and throws it away, landing on SpongeBob’s nose)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: What is going on around here?<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman: Come on, | + | Flying Dutchman: Come on, SpongeBob, don't be a stick in the mud!<br> |
| − | Ghost: Look out below! (riding on a motorcycle down the stairs and crashing into | + | Ghost: Look out below! (riding on a motorcycle down the stairs and crashing into SpongeBob’s wall) How was that?<br> |
Flying Dutchman: Even better the third time.<br> | Flying Dutchman: Even better the third time.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! Everyone, get out!<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Alrighty, boys, party's over. (to Nancy) Time to scoot honey. (everyone leaves)<br> | Flying Dutchman: Alrighty, boys, party's over. (to Nancy) Time to scoot honey. (everyone leaves)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Dutchie! Do you gonna spend eternity on this couch?<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: Well, it is comfy.<br> | Flying Dutchman: Well, it is comfy.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Look in the mirror. You're a ghost of your former self!<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman: Ah, you're right, | + | Flying Dutchman: Ah, you're right, SpongeBob. I'm pathetic.<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yes, you are. But we're going to raise you up from your squalled conditions through the use of visual aids. | |
| − | Watch now. ( | + | Watch now. (SpongeBob puts a tape into the VCR)<br> |
Flying Dutchman: What in barnacles is it?<br> | Flying Dutchman: What in barnacles is it?<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: A journey into self-awareness. (on the tape is a fish that uses a square hammer on a gong. An eagle flies | |
through some mountains and screams. Then some fish, wearing robes and roller skating, skate in a straight line)<br> | through some mountains and screams. Then some fish, wearing robes and roller skating, skate in a straight line)<br> | ||
| − | Fish: The power within. The power within. (last fish holds a | + | Fish: The power within. The power within. (last fish holds a medallion up)<br> |
Fish #2: (whispering) The power within. The power within. The power within. The power within. (the man multiples into a | Fish #2: (whispering) The power within. The power within. The power within. The power within. (the man multiples into a | ||
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Flying Dutchman: That was beautiful!<br> | Flying Dutchman: That was beautiful!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Now get off of that couch and into your clothes, Dutchman! It's time to get serious. (cut to later that night | |
| − | where an elderly fish lady is walking by some seaweed, where | + | where an elderly fish lady is walking by some seaweed, where SpongeBob and The Flying Dutchman are hiding behind) Let's |
start you off easy. You think you can take that old lady down there?<br> | start you off easy. You think you can take that old lady down there?<br> | ||
Flying Dutchman: What are you kidding me? Scaring her is too easy.<br> | Flying Dutchman: What are you kidding me? Scaring her is too easy.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Now that's The Flying Dutchman I know. Let's see you put those words into action.<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: No problemo, compadre. (thunder claps while the Dutchman screams at the old lady) Yargh!<br> | Flying Dutchman: No problemo, compadre. (thunder claps while the Dutchman screams at the old lady) Yargh!<br> | ||
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Flying Dutchman: What? No! 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman! (screams)<br> | Flying Dutchman: What? No! 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman! (screams)<br> | ||
| − | Old Lady: Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste. I think you should try it. (cut to | + | Old Lady: Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste. I think you should try it. (cut to SpongeBob flying on |
the Flying Dutchman's back. They spot a gym)<br> | the Flying Dutchman's back. They spot a gym)<br> | ||
| − | Flying Dutchman: Let's hit it. (The Flying Dutchman, goes | + | Flying Dutchman: Let's hit it. (The Flying Dutchman, goes through the wall but SpongeBob does not, smashing into the wall. |
Inside, Larry the Lobster is lifting weights. Then he looks into the mirror)<br> | Inside, Larry the Lobster is lifting weights. Then he looks into the mirror)<br> | ||
| − | Larry: Dude, look at your | + | Larry: Dude, look at your pecks! You're phenomenal! Truly a hard body. Look at those guns. (Flying Dutchman attempts to |
scare him. Larry gasps)<br> | scare him. Larry gasps)<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (chuckles) Now he's got him.<br> | |
| − | Larry: My | + | Larry: My altissimo dorsi has gone flabby! I gotta get to a rolling machine. (leaves)<br> |
| − | Flying Dutchman: Ah. It's no use, | + | Flying Dutchman: Ah. It's no use, SpongeBob. I can't seem to scare anyone. Maybe people just don't believe in ghosts |
anymore.<br> | anymore.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Wait a minute! I think you gave me the answer to all your problems! (whispers into The Flying Dutchman's | |
ears) ...goblins...guilt trip... (scene cuts to Squidward's house where Squidward slips into his bunny slippers and walks | ears) ...goblins...guilt trip... (scene cuts to Squidward's house where Squidward slips into his bunny slippers and walks | ||
to the mirror. When he picks up his powder, it floats by itself and applies itself onto Squidward. Green fog begins to | to the mirror. When he picks up his powder, it floats by itself and applies itself onto Squidward. Green fog begins to | ||
appear and a voice is heard in the fog)<br> | appear and a voice is heard in the fog)<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Tentacles: Squidward! Squidward!<br> | + | Mrs. Tentacles: Squidward! Squidward!<br> |
Squidward: What's going on?<br> | Squidward: What's going on?<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Tentacles: Why haven't you called me?<br> | + | Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called me?<br> |
Squidward: Mother?<br> | Squidward: Mother?<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Tentacles: Why haven't you called your mother?<br> | + | Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called your mother?<br> |
Squidward: (screams) Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.<br> | Squidward: (screams) Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.<br> | ||
| − | Mrs Tentacles: Why don't you call me then? Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me? (her face melts turning into a | + | Mrs. Tentacles: Why don't you call me then? Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me? (her face melts turning into a |
clarinet that plays music. The clarinet goes into one of Squidward's ears and out the other, literally)<br> | clarinet that plays music. The clarinet goes into one of Squidward's ears and out the other, literally)<br> | ||
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Flying Dutchman: No such thing as ghosts? No such thing as ghosts?! You don't believe in ghosts?! (floor turns into liquid. | Flying Dutchman: No such thing as ghosts? No such thing as ghosts?! You don't believe in ghosts?! (floor turns into liquid. | ||
| − | Another ghost pops up and eats Squidward sending him into a light that spits him back into his house. A giant | + | Another ghost pops up and eats Squidward sending him into a light that spits him back into his house. A giant SpongeBob is |
sitting there breathing in and out really hard)<br> | sitting there breathing in and out really hard)<br> | ||
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: SpongeBob? (SpongeBob’s eyes twist around his head and spiders crawl out and reveal the Flying Dutchman. F.D. |
does a trick to think that he is pulling his finger off)<br> | does a trick to think that he is pulling his finger off)<br> | ||
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Squidward: No! No! That's impossible! (runs out of his house) Ghosts! Ghosts!<br> | Squidward: No! No! That's impossible! (runs out of his house) Ghosts! Ghosts!<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (runs out of the closet) Dutchie, it worked! You got your scare back!<br> | |
Flying Dutchman: And me confidence, too. Now I feel like I can scare the living criminy out of anybody! All thanks to you, | Flying Dutchman: And me confidence, too. Now I feel like I can scare the living criminy out of anybody! All thanks to you, | ||
my boy.<br> | my boy.<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: And, maybe your ship will be repaired soon.<br> | |
| − | Flying Dutchman: Actually, I have a confession, | + | Flying Dutchman: Actually, I have a confession, SpongeBob. My ship's been done for three months now. Well, it was nice |
rooming with ya. (flies back up to his ship) Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I left you a little something something for all your | rooming with ya. (flies back up to his ship) Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I left you a little something something for all your | ||
| − | trouble. Now, it's time for me to ruin more souls. (ships sails off. | + | trouble. Now, it's time for me to ruin more souls. (ships sails off. SpongeBob opens the package. A hand grabs him and |
| − | pulls him in. | + | pulls him in. SpongeBob laughs)<br> |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Good Ol' Dutchie! | |
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Flying Dutchman: Curse this cursed, ghostly fog. I can barely see past me own nose. (gas is sprayed in his eyes then the ship is split in half after it runs into a cliff. The Flying Dutchman falls down the cliff and through a basketball hoop before hitting the ground. The ship falls onto of him into pieces then he crawls out) Me ship. (his ship turns into dust then gets out his cell phone) Hello, Roadside Assistance? I've got a bit of a flat! My location where I'll be staying? Business or residence? (sees SpongeBob go into his house) Residence. (SpongeBob is walking through his house as The Flying Dutchman comes up and scares him through the floor) Argh!
SpongeBob: The Flying Dutchman! (melts into a puddle inside his pants) What are you doing in my house?
Flying Dutchman: I'm stuck here while my ship is being repaired. Until then, I'm here to haunt ya! (laughs maniacally.
SpongeBob screams and runs to Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward! (knocks on the door) Squidward! Help! (Squidward opens the door and SpongeBob continues to
knock but on Squidward's face)
Squidward: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ee! Ow. Ee! Ooh!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you have to help me! There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house!
Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you, I don't believe in ghosts, and I never liked you. (closes door)
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! (Patrick opens up his rock) You gotta help me! The Flying Dutch... (Patrick closes
his rock) man. (Gary crys) Gary! (opens his door and gasps) Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!
Flying Dutchman: Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. There, there. Dutchie's not gonna hurt ya. I love me a good
snail. (eats Gary. SpongeBob screams and rips off the sides of his head)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Gary!
Flying Dutchman: Nothing better than giving a good scare! Argh! (laughs)
SpongeBob: It's okay, Gary. (fire surrounds the Flying Dutchman and SpongeBob)
Flying Dutchman: Don't get too comfortable! (cut to SpongeBob walking up to his house, which is set on fire. SpongeBob does
not get scared. Cut to bedtime)
SpongeBob: Goodnight, Gary. (his nose starts to itch so a tentacle scratches it. SpongeBob pulls off his covers to reveal
him as an octopus. He screams while the Flying Dutchman laughs. Cut to SpongeBob opening up the refrigerator to a monster
popping out and scaring him. Both laugh. Cut to SpongeBob looking in the mirror when in the reflection only, a monster eats
him. He sighs and walks off. Cut to him eating cereal, which are eyeballs. He sighs and walks off again)
Flying Dutchman: Hmm? (SpongeBob walks up and opens a drawer then sighs and takes out the skeleton in it. As he's walking out, a monster pops out from underneath the floor and tries to scare SpongeBob but it doesn’t. The monster turns into other monsters, and even Sherlock Holmes, but still nothing is working) Hmm?
SpongeBob: Umm, Dutchie, is this gonna be much longer?
Flying Dutchman: Why aren't you freakin' out, lad?
SpongeBob: Well, you've been here a while, and, uhh, I've seen all your tricks.
Flying Dutchman: What are you trying to say?
SpongeBob: Eh.
Flying Dutchman: I know when I'm washed up. I've been doing the same material for years. Scaring is a young man's game. It's time to give up the ghost. No pun intended.
SpongeBob: Oh, no, no. I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all.
Flying Dutchman: Don't lie to me.
SpongeBob: You just gotta scare someone other than me.
Flying Dutchman: Hmm... (scene cuts to Mattress Discount)
Fish: Mind if I test it out? (hops onto the mattress) Yeah, this does feel comfortable. (doorbell rings)
Mattress Salesman: Would you excuse me for a moment? (fish on the mattress falls asleep as the Flying Dutchman tries to
scare him. Nothing is working)
Flying Dutchman: Ah, forget it. (Mattress Salesman comes back)
Mattress Salesman: So, what do you think? (fish screams. Scene cuts to The Flying Dutchman trying to scare a little girl
jumping rope. The jump rope hits him back)
Flying Dutchman: It's official. I'm not scary anymore.
SpongeBob: Just what kinda talk is that? You're just off your game, that's all.
Flying Dutchman: Maybe I just need a break. Take some time off, you know?
SpongeBob: Sure, relax a little.
Flying Dutchman: Maybe stay with a friend for a while. On a comfy couch in a pineapple. Just for a little while
longer? 'Til I get back on my feet?
Narrator: 6 Months Later...
SpongeBob: (walks into his house) Hey, champ! How's it... (screams)
Monster: Turn it up...
Monster #2: Turn the knob up.
Monster #3: Whoo!
Flying Dutchman: Who'd guess we have so much in common? You like teddy bears; I like teddy bears. You like ponies; I like ponies!
Nancy: Is that a wedding ring?
Flying Dutchman: Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. (takes it off and throws it away, landing on SpongeBob’s nose)
SpongeBob: What is going on around here?
Flying Dutchman: Come on, SpongeBob, don't be a stick in the mud!
Ghost: Look out below! (riding on a motorcycle down the stairs and crashing into SpongeBob’s wall) How was that?
Flying Dutchman: Even better the third time.
SpongeBob: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! Everyone, get out!
Flying Dutchman: Alrighty, boys, party's over. (to Nancy) Time to scoot honey. (everyone leaves)
SpongeBob: Dutchie! Do you gonna spend eternity on this couch?
Flying Dutchman: Well, it is comfy.
SpongeBob: Look in the mirror. You're a ghost of your former self!
Flying Dutchman: Ah, you're right, SpongeBob. I'm pathetic.
SpongeBob: Yes, you are. But we're going to raise you up from your squalled conditions through the use of visual aids.
Watch now. (SpongeBob puts a tape into the VCR)
Flying Dutchman: What in barnacles is it?
SpongeBob: A journey into self-awareness. (on the tape is a fish that uses a square hammer on a gong. An eagle flies
through some mountains and screams. Then some fish, wearing robes and roller skating, skate in a straight line)
Fish: The power within. The power within. (last fish holds a medallion up)
Fish #2: (whispering) The power within. The power within. The power within. The power within. (the man multiples into a
blue, red, and green being of himself) The power within. The power within. (picks up some dirt) The power within! Yeah.
Flying Dutchman: That was beautiful!
SpongeBob: Now get off of that couch and into your clothes, Dutchman! It's time to get serious. (cut to later that night
where an elderly fish lady is walking by some seaweed, where SpongeBob and The Flying Dutchman are hiding behind) Let's
start you off easy. You think you can take that old lady down there?
Flying Dutchman: What are you kidding me? Scaring her is too easy.
SpongeBob: Now that's The Flying Dutchman I know. Let's see you put those words into action.
Flying Dutchman: No problemo, compadre. (thunder claps while the Dutchman screams at the old lady) Yargh!
Old Lady: Lonnie is that you?
Flying Dutchman: What? No! 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman! (screams)
Old Lady: Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste. I think you should try it. (cut to SpongeBob flying on
the Flying Dutchman's back. They spot a gym)
Flying Dutchman: Let's hit it. (The Flying Dutchman, goes through the wall but SpongeBob does not, smashing into the wall.
Inside, Larry the Lobster is lifting weights. Then he looks into the mirror)
Larry: Dude, look at your pecks! You're phenomenal! Truly a hard body. Look at those guns. (Flying Dutchman attempts to
scare him. Larry gasps)
SpongeBob: (chuckles) Now he's got him.
Larry: My altissimo dorsi has gone flabby! I gotta get to a rolling machine. (leaves)
Flying Dutchman: Ah. It's no use, SpongeBob. I can't seem to scare anyone. Maybe people just don't believe in ghosts
anymore.
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! I think you gave me the answer to all your problems! (whispers into The Flying Dutchman's
ears) ...goblins...guilt trip... (scene cuts to Squidward's house where Squidward slips into his bunny slippers and walks
to the mirror. When he picks up his powder, it floats by itself and applies itself onto Squidward. Green fog begins to
appear and a voice is heard in the fog)
Mrs. Tentacles: Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward: What's going on?
Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called me?
Squidward: Mother?
Mrs. Tentacles: Why haven't you called your mother?
Squidward: (screams) Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.
Mrs. Tentacles: Why don't you call me then? Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me? (her face melts turning into a
clarinet that plays music. The clarinet goes into one of Squidward's ears and out the other, literally)
Flying Dutchman: (through the clarinet) I heard you don't believe in ghosts!
Squidward: Ghosts?
Flying Dutchman: As in the Flying Dutchman! (tosses Squidward against the wall)
Squidward: There's no such thing as ghosts. No such thing.
Flying Dutchman: No such thing as ghosts? No such thing as ghosts?! You don't believe in ghosts?! (floor turns into liquid.
Another ghost pops up and eats Squidward sending him into a light that spits him back into his house. A giant SpongeBob is
sitting there breathing in and out really hard)
Squidward: SpongeBob? (SpongeBob’s eyes twist around his head and spiders crawl out and reveal the Flying Dutchman. F.D.
does a trick to think that he is pulling his finger off)
Flying Dutchman: Ooh, scary!
Squidward: No! No! That's impossible! (runs out of his house) Ghosts! Ghosts!
SpongeBob: (runs out of the closet) Dutchie, it worked! You got your scare back!
Flying Dutchman: And me confidence, too. Now I feel like I can scare the living criminy out of anybody! All thanks to you,
my boy.
SpongeBob: And, maybe your ship will be repaired soon.
Flying Dutchman: Actually, I have a confession, SpongeBob. My ship's been done for three months now. Well, it was nice
rooming with ya. (flies back up to his ship) Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I left you a little something something for all your
trouble. Now, it's time for me to ruin more souls. (ships sails off. SpongeBob opens the package. A hand grabs him and
pulls him in. SpongeBob laughs)
SpongeBob: Good Ol' Dutchie!
