How To Become A Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes

The Book

How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes is a book featured in the episode Squilliam Returns, where Squidward gives the book to SpongeBob in order to make him a fancy waiter in the 5-star restaurant Squidward would be the owner of. It contains lots of information about becoming a fancy waiter.

Outcome

SpongeBob deleted almost everything (even his name!) from his brain, only leaving in everything to do with fine dining and breathing.

Looks

The name of the book is in big gold writing on a red cover.

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