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Episode Article: A SquarePants Family Vacation

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Patrick Star
• Mother SquarePants
• Father SquarePants
• Eugene H. Krabs (only in first scene)
• Sheldon J. Plankton (only in first scene)
• Squidward Tentacles (only in first scene)
• Sandy Cheeks (only in first scene)
• Larry the Lobster (only in first scene)
• Mrs. Puff (only in first scene)
• Pearl Krabs (only in first scene)
• Lifeguard (flag guy at race)

Dialogue

(episode begins at Mr. Krabs' house. Krabs walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it)

Mr. Krabs: (with his eyes closed) Please be money, please be money. (pulls a postcard out from the mailbox) Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. (puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard) "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party?! This sounds too good to be true! (bubble-wipe to Squidward by his mailbox)

Squidward: (reads postcard) "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... (surprised) ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true! (bubble-wipe to the inside of Sandy's Treedome]

Sandy: (reading postcard) "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true! (er science experiment fizzes. Bubble-wipe to Larry the Lobster lifting weights)

Larry: (reading postcard) "I am having a weight lifting competition?!" This sounds too good to be true! (bubble-wipe to Mrs. Puff at her boating school)

Mrs. Puff: (gasps as she reads postcard) "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road?!" (laughs) Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true. (bubble-wipe to the inside of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (reading postcard) "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab?!" This sounds too good to be true! (bubble-wipe to Mr. Krabs knocking on the door)

SpongeBob: (opens the door) Welcome, friends! Please come in! (everyone walks inside) I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!

Mr. Krabs: Eh... SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?

Squidward: How 'bout the latte sipping?

Larry: And what about the pumping of the iron?

Plankton: And diabolical conspiracies?

Sandy: And let's not forget the science fair!

SpongeBob: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!

Everyone but SpongeBob: I knew it was too good to be true! (Patrick, SpongeBob's best friend, then bursts through the crowd)

Patrick: (laughs) Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!

Plankton: That does it... I'm gone. (Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry crushes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!