Episode Transcript: Band Geeks

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Characters

• Squidward
• Squilliam Fancyson
• Patrick
• SpongeBob
• Sandy
• Plankton
• Mrs. Puff
• Mr. Krabs
• Larry the Lobster
• Pearl
• Harold
• Nancy
• Frank (Cameo Character)
• David Glen Eisley, the lead singer SpongeBob from Sweet Victory.

==Dialogue= .[ A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door] *.Doctor Forrest:Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.[Squidward slams the door shut. Phone starts to ring.] *.Squidward:Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the[plays a clarinet note] *.Squilliam:Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? *.Squidward:[gasp]Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! *.Squilliam:I hear you're playing the cash register now. *.Squidward:Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? *.Squilliam:[Waving his unibrow]It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week. *.Squidward:The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba?!?! *.Squilliam:That's right. I'm living your dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you