Squidward Tentacles

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Vita

We don't know many things about Squidward's parents. In Krab Borg Squidward says that his father loved him. We can suppose that Squidward's father is dead because he tells this in past. But we see Squidward's mother in Krusty Towers.

His rivalry with Squilliam conisted since the High School. Now Squilliam is rich and does all the things that Squidward want to be or to do, he lives Squidward's dream.

Squidward lives in a Moai in the Conch Street 122. In His house he has a lot of self-portraits. (His neighbours are SpongeBob and Patrick.).

He works usually as cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job and he doesn't want to do anything for the Krusty Krab. He doesn't leave it because he doesn't know what to do, otherwise he becomes a homeless person. He thinks the food in the Krusty Krab is not good, because he never wants to taste them. Since Just a Bite he never tastes a Krabby Patty! But then he notices, he adores Krabby Patties.

The poor Squidward must, since Good Neigbours, achieve community Service with SpongeBob and Patrick all their lives long.

We come to know that he was in jail. Originally, he must be in prison 10 years, but he was not. We don't know how or why he leaved it. (84c)

Personality

Sqidward loved art. He does many artistic things like painting, working with marble or dancing... as hobby. He individually thinks his "artistic" things are beautiful, but for the Bikini Bottom people it is not! He tries to beat his rival and one time he arrives it; in Band Geeks. His favorite hobby in turn is to play the clarinett, his friend, but we can clearly hear he can't. But in some episodes like in Bubble Stand he can perfectly play the clarinet. Maybe, so that he can play the clarinet well, he has to feel himself like a winner. Sometimes, we can suppose Squidward knows he can't play, like in Fools In April (-Citation).

Squidward can't say "Excuse me." There must be a very special reason because usually Squidward is egoistic and thinks he is right everytime.

Squidward is a kind of Narcist. Even he knows the others are better, he says something, so that he clearly means: "I [Squidward] am still the best for ever.".
In "Artist Unknown" SpongeBob makes a perfect circle and Squidward is fascinated, but he tells SpongeBob off and says that art can't be make so easily like magic. Then SpongeBob makes a wonderful sculpture; inwardly Squidward is frantic, but he shouts at SpongeBob. Sometimes we sees him during he looks applaudably himself in a hand mirror.
He unfortunately underestimates the other people; in particular SpongeBob.

Next to his dream to become a perfect artist, he wats to have hair! In One Krabs Trash we see Squidward's dream are buried in a accursed cementery. He apparently comes there and brings flower to his dream's tomb. Maybe he is therefore always churlish.

His crabbiness is also contributed by SpongeBob and Patrick presence. In Breath of Fresh Squidward SpongeBob explains that a storm appears over Squidward's brain when he sees SpongeBob or Patrick or both. Squidwards glad of bliss get a cold and himself isn't happy. But SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is thier friend and sometimes Squidward recognizes he likes SpongeBob and Patrick. He often want to get rid of them, but either it doesn't go or he misses SpongeBob and Patrick.

He hates jellyfishing, even he unwittingly invents it (14a)! He is too easy to vex him, so it's difficult to become a friend or to establish a relationship.

Because of his personality we can suppose Squidward is an egoistic bourgeois, but he isn't all the time! He can be very merciful! He shows his feelings other people, but unfortunately just rarely. Like in Christmas Who? Squidward give all his goods and chattels just so that SpongeBob happy is. In Pizza Delivery SpongeBob breaks out in tears as the costoumer doesn't want the pizza, so Squidward "assists a bit".

Squidward's tryings to get rid of SpongeBob and/or Patrick

• In Naughty Nautical Neighbors Squidward arrives that SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. But now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward arrives the contrary of his idea.
• In Opposite Day Squidward is going to move out. But a controller is going to check, if there is no pertutbing neighbours, otherwise he mustn't move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick don't disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are 3 Squidwards, she refuses the move.
• In SB-129 Squidward wants to play the clarinett without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after he is freezed and is unfreezed 2000 years later. Immedialtely he doesn't want to stay there and with a time machine he moves in the pastand at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he can't live without SpongeBob and Patrick.
• In Squid's Day Off Mr. Krabs's arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. But whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks SpongeBob destroys the Krusty Krab.
• In Squidville Squidward moves to the Tentacle Acres so that Squidward is far away from his neighbours. But Suidward become mad without SpongeBob ad Patrick and returns to the Conch Street.
• In Good Neighbours Squidward installs the safety system 5000 so that SpongeBob and Patrick can't get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottoma and Squidward must every Sonday achieve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick.
• In Funny Pants Squidward can't sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop to laugh, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believe in Squidwared's words so much, that he can't laugh anymore. But in stat of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffer like before.
• In Hocus Pocus SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. Whilst SpongeBob does this Suidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he retunrns and immediately he absconds a second time.
• In SpongeBob Vs. Krabby Gadget Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Paties, so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob arrives to beat it.

Squidward's espacial default

We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.

• In Employee of the Month SpongeBob says Squidward can't be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. But at the end, they become mad and we don't know who is the new Employee of the Month.
• In The Paper Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he get the paper. But he notices he hasn't got any fun with it and he hasn't got anything else.
• In Fools in April SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves, SpongeBob goes over the top and Squidward arrives that SpongeBob runs cried at home. Finally, Squidward excuses for his "joke".
• In Club SpongeBob Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward can't be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down, he unwittingly catapults all the club in a forest.
• In The Camping Episode SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word inside means he can't go camping, so he goes campinge with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beated by a seebear and a seerhinoceros!
• In Breath of Fresh Squidward he comes to know that SpongeBob and Patrick every night in his house are. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he get an electric shock.

Alter Egos

• Smelly is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. (76a)
• Squidly was King Krab's jester who was caged because King Krabs doesn't like his poems and melodies. (66_ )

Trivia

• Squidward was the moderater of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.
  

In the USA this Spin-off was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher Nickelodeon.

• Squidward's name is a Portmanteau; it is composed from "Squid" and "Edward".
• When Squidward laughs, his nose contracts like a bagpipe.
• Squidward is afflicted with claustrophobia.

Citation

• "I hate my job!"