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Episode Transcript: Le Big Switch
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*[[Fancy!]] | *[[Fancy!]] | ||
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| − | SpongeBob: (Starts with scene of The Krusty Krab zooming in, hen we see SpongeBob ringing the bell) Order up right now ! Go out there, and bless the taste buds of your lucky consouer (blows a kiss then a heart pops up and Squidward | + | SpongeBob: (Starts with scene of The Krusty Krab zooming in, hen we see SpongeBob ringing the bell) Order up right now ! Go out there, and bless the taste buds of your lucky consouer (blows a kiss then a heart pops up and Squidward accidentally swallows it and starts choking) |
Squidward: It went in my mouth! Choking On Sentiment! I'm Poisoned! | Squidward: It went in my mouth! Choking On Sentiment! I'm Poisoned! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Well okay you sit this one out Squidward, this will be a special delivery from the chef. (talking to customer) For your dining pleasure, 2 double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection complimented by some coral bits and a jumbo diet soda, topped off with a little extra love. (reaches into is | + | SpongeBob: Well okay you sit this one out Squidward, this will be a special delivery from the chef. (talking to customer) For your dining pleasure, 2 double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection complimented by some coral bits and a jumbo diet soda, topped off with a little extra love. (reaches into is stomach and pulls out a heart and sprinkles some of it on the Krabby Patties. He then Pants) Enjoy your meal! (sighs) It's the little details that they really appreciate, isn't it Squidward |
Squidward: (breathes) Oh yeah, you really touched his life. (cuts to scene of customer eating his Krabby Patties) | Squidward: (breathes) Oh yeah, you really touched his life. (cuts to scene of customer eating his Krabby Patties) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Nothing beats making quality food for good people with | + | SpongeBob: Nothing beats making quality food for good people with discriminating tastes. |
Squidward: Quality food? | Squidward: Quality food? | ||
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SpongeBob: Testify! | SpongeBob: Testify! | ||
| − | Squidward: Doh'! (breathes | + | Squidward: Doh'! (breathes angrily, then runs up to customer then takes a Krabby Patty) Only pathetic losers with horrible taste would eat this garbage! (SpongeBob gasps and then customer cries. SpongeBob comes and rocks customer like baby) |
SpongeBob: Squidward! The Krusty clientele needs to be cuddled and treated with respect. (takes Krabby Patty from Squidward and puts it in customers mouth like a baby bottle) There there. (to Squidward) Mr. Krabs will be ashamed! (Mr. Krabs walks in) | SpongeBob: Squidward! The Krusty clientele needs to be cuddled and treated with respect. (takes Krabby Patty from Squidward and puts it in customers mouth like a baby bottle) There there. (to Squidward) Mr. Krabs will be ashamed! (Mr. Krabs walks in) | ||
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SpongeBob: What's happening, Mr. Krabs? | SpongeBob: What's happening, Mr. Krabs? | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Ah, we don't need those losers anymore! I'm | + | Mr. Krabs: Ah, we don't need those losers anymore! I'm turning the restaurant in to one of those fancy food group places! Where they charge big bucks for itsy bitsy portions! |
Squidward: Fancy Frou Frou? | Squidward: Fancy Frou Frou? | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: We're getting a gourmet chef from the chef exchange program and | + | Mr. Krabs: We're getting a gourmet chef from the chef exchange program and I'm going to raise me prices to the roof! (laughs) |
SpongeBob: Chef exchange program? | SpongeBob: Chef exchange program? | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. | Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. | ||
| − | Squidward: Does your middle name happen to be "No SpongeBob within a thousand | + | Squidward: Does your middle name happen to be "No SpongeBob within a thousand kilometers from here"? (Mr. Krabs and Squidward laugh) |
| − | Le Schnook: Thank You! Disgusting! (they stop laughing) Ah revel, my culture | + | Le Schnook: Thank You! Disgusting! (they stop laughing) Ah revel, my culture dictates that I must kiss you regardless! (kisses Squidward two times then spits two times then does the same for Mr. Krabs) |
Mr. Krabs: Well, he's just as affectionate as the boy. | Mr. Krabs: Well, he's just as affectionate as the boy. | ||
| − | Squidward: But the Surly attitude he has a step in the right direction! (cuts to scene of the bus dropping off SpongeBob at the Fancy! | + | Squidward: But the Surly attitude he has a step in the right direction! (cuts to scene of the bus dropping off SpongeBob at the Fancy! restaurant. SpongeBob then walks into the kitchen) |
Fancy! Head Chef: What is this rubbish?! I would not wash my own bottom with this! (slaps chef with a steak) Start Burger! And this (drinks boiled water then spits it on chef) I would not wash my own bottom with this after carefully wiping and wiping and wiping! (slaps chef) Now go stand in the corner and think about what you have done! And where is my exchange chef?! | Fancy! Head Chef: What is this rubbish?! I would not wash my own bottom with this! (slaps chef with a steak) Start Burger! And this (drinks boiled water then spits it on chef) I would not wash my own bottom with this after carefully wiping and wiping and wiping! (slaps chef) Now go stand in the corner and think about what you have done! And where is my exchange chef?! | ||
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SpongeBob: Um, right here sir. | SpongeBob: Um, right here sir. | ||
| − | Fancy Head Chief: (laughs) There you are. | + | Fancy Head Chief: (laughs) There you are. Bon jour! (kisses SpongeBob two times, Spongebob giggles and the chief slaps him) Now, get to your station and prepare me your best dish! (SpongeBob runs to a pot, puts some ingredients into it then takes out a Krabby Patty and blows a kiss and a heart shows up. Chief then grabs it and crushes it) This is not funny! And I seppenated no top sous chef for a how you say comedian! (puts Krabby Patty in SpongeBob's mouth and then pulls is nose causing him to eat it) Prepare me a gourmet dish, NOW! (SpongeBob runs over to a counter with vegetables on it) |
| − | SpongeBob: (starts chopping | + | SpongeBob: (starts chopping vegetables) I'm sure with all my years in the kitchen, I can make something other than a... (chops vegetables into a Krabby Patty then laughs nervously) Just warming up. (Chief gets angry, he then screams than gets a tray of stuff and puts in in the oven) Come on SpongeBob! (whistles and then takes out a Krabby Patty and throws it on the ground, Chief gets angry again, he then cracks an egg into a pan) Just one egg then... (egg turns into a Krabby Patty and SpongeBob gets mad and throws it on the ground along with many other Krabby Patties) |
| − | Fancy Head Chief: You have made a mockery of my... (Krabby Patty | + | Fancy Head Chief: You have made a mockery of my... (Krabby Patty accidentally lands in his mouth and he eats it) This taste, is fantastic! What do you call it? (he then eats another one) |
SpongeBob: A Krabby Patty | SpongeBob: A Krabby Patty | ||
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Mr. Krabs: I don't know! Some kind of bean paste or something. | Mr. Krabs: I don't know! Some kind of bean paste or something. | ||
| − | Le Schnook: Ho | + | Le Schnook: Ho monsieur! It is the rare fruit of the kazook tree. |
Mr. Krabs: So, it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym sock? | Mr. Krabs: So, it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym sock? | ||
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Le Schnook: It's naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold! | Le Schnook: It's naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Shredded gold? (Le Schnook then starts shredding gold. Mr. Krabs screams and takes it away from him) Couldn't we use less expensive | + | Mr. Krabs: Shredded gold? (Le Schnook then starts shredding gold. Mr. Krabs screams and takes it away from him) Couldn't we use less expensive ingredients? |
| − | Le Schnook: There is no object, when it comes to dealing with an excusituve like this! It must be Prepared with only the finest | + | Le Schnook: There is no object, when it comes to dealing with an excusituve like this! It must be Prepared with only the finest ingredients! And eaten with the most finest silverware! While sitting on the finest furniture! (Le Schnook tries to sit in one of the chair but it is just a billboard) This is not the chair I ordered! |
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well you see those were out of stock. | Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well you see those were out of stock. | ||
| − | Le Schnook: And this fork is plastic, spray painted to look silver! It is not. I can not prepare food on lousy conditions! (cuts back to the Fancy! | + | Le Schnook: And this fork is plastic, spray painted to look silver! It is not. I can not prepare food on lousy conditions! (cuts back to the Fancy! restaurant where there is a big line and everybody is eating a Krabby Patty) |
| − | Fancy Head Chief: | + | Fancy Head Chief: Monsieur SpongeBob, although it is in direct violation of our chef exchange program rules, let me assure you that these kitchens are not merely a formality, they are genuine (kisses SpongeBob twice) I am sure that this is only the beginning, of a long... (SpongeBob's alarm on his wrist watch rings) |
| − | SpongeBob: Well, I guess my time is up, I am | + | SpongeBob: Well, I guess my time is up, I am officially a Krusty Krab employee again! (is about to walk out but the chief stops him) |
| − | Fancy Head Chef: I | + | Fancy Head Chef: I apologize Monsieur SpongeBob, but you can see that my customers had grown rather fond with your Krabby Patties. |
SpongeBob:(SpongeBob gasps) The Krabby Patties, these also belong to the Krusty Krab! (starts taking all the Krabby Patties and putting them in a sack and then puts it in his suitcase) So long! (customers gasp and SpongeBob begins to leave and one customer holds on to his leg) | SpongeBob:(SpongeBob gasps) The Krabby Patties, these also belong to the Krusty Krab! (starts taking all the Krabby Patties and putting them in a sack and then puts it in his suitcase) So long! (customers gasp and SpongeBob begins to leave and one customer holds on to his leg) | ||
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Customer: Wait, just one more? | Customer: Wait, just one more? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I'm sorry but | + | SpongeBob: I'm sorry but I've got to go (all customers hold on to his leg. However he manages to get out. Scene then switches to the Krusty Krab and it is out of business because it went bankrupt. We then see Mr. Krabs crying in his office) |
Mr. Krabs: I'm ruined! Busted! (phone then rings and Mr. Krabs answers it) Hello | Mr. Krabs: I'm ruined! Busted! (phone then rings and Mr. Krabs answers it) Hello | ||
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Pearl: (on phone) Daddy, the House is full of burglars (Mr. Krabs laughs) | Pearl: (on phone) Daddy, the House is full of burglars (Mr. Krabs laughs) | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Those Aren't burglars Pearl, there just friendly | + | Mr. Krabs: Those Aren't burglars, Pearl, there just friendly repo men. (Mr. Krabs then hangs up and then notices Squidward being held onto by his arm's by two men) |
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, tell these guy's to let go of me! | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, tell these guy's to let go of me! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Uh well you know, until I come with the money I owe, | + | Mr. Krabs: Uh well you know, until I come with the money I owe, I'm afraid you'll be staying with these nice gents. |
Squidward: You sold me?! | Squidward: You sold me?! | ||
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Man who was holding Squidward: One side Please (takes Mr. Krab's desk away and Mr. Krabs starts crying) | Man who was holding Squidward: One side Please (takes Mr. Krab's desk away and Mr. Krabs starts crying) | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm such a fool! I turned away SpongeBob, the best fry cook I ever had, and it cost me everything. |
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | ||
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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Okay, now | + | Mr. Krabs: Okay, now I'm scared. |
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. | ||
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Episode Article: Le Big Switch
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SpongeBob: (Starts with scene of The Krusty Krab zooming in, hen we see SpongeBob ringing the bell) Order up right now ! Go out there, and bless the taste buds of your lucky consouer (blows a kiss then a heart pops up and Squidward accidentally swallows it and starts choking)
Squidward: It went in my mouth! Choking On Sentiment! I'm Poisoned!
SpongeBob: Well okay you sit this one out Squidward, this will be a special delivery from the chef. (talking to customer) For your dining pleasure, 2 double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection complimented by some coral bits and a jumbo diet soda, topped off with a little extra love. (reaches into is stomach and pulls out a heart and sprinkles some of it on the Krabby Patties. He then Pants) Enjoy your meal! (sighs) It's the little details that they really appreciate, isn't it Squidward
Squidward: (breathes) Oh yeah, you really touched his life. (cuts to scene of customer eating his Krabby Patties)
SpongeBob: Nothing beats making quality food for good people with discriminating tastes.
Squidward: Quality food?
SpongeBob: Uh-Huh!
Squidward: Good People?
SpongeBob: Yep!
Squidward: Discriminating taste?
SpongeBob: Testify!
Squidward: Doh'! (breathes angrily, then runs up to customer then takes a Krabby Patty) Only pathetic losers with horrible taste would eat this garbage! (SpongeBob gasps and then customer cries. SpongeBob comes and rocks customer like baby)
SpongeBob: Squidward! The Krusty clientele needs to be cuddled and treated with respect. (takes Krabby Patty from Squidward and puts it in customers mouth like a baby bottle) There there. (to Squidward) Mr. Krabs will be ashamed! (Mr. Krabs walks in)
Mr. Krabs: All right you filthy Bilge Rats!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: You got three seconds to get out of me restaurant before I kick you out! Fine, have it your way! (goes around to the back of the Krusty Krab and starts tipping it and all the customers fall out and then puts it back and walks into the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: What's happening, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ah, we don't need those losers anymore! I'm turning the restaurant in to one of those fancy food group places! Where they charge big bucks for itsy bitsy portions!
Squidward: Fancy Frou Frou?
Mr. Krabs: We're getting a gourmet chef from the chef exchange program and I'm going to raise me prices to the roof! (laughs)
SpongeBob: Chef exchange program?
Mr. Krabs: (stops laughing) Uh yeah, well you'll be shipped of to some other restaurant somewhere far away from here! Uh details are a little hazy, but I packed your bags and you bus leaves in five minutes! (bus arrives) Heh, looks like it's early. (kicks SpongeBob on bus and it drives off)
Squidward: It was that easy? All these years? I've underestimated the power of public transportation! (other bus arrives with Le Schnook on it)
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
Squidward: Does your middle name happen to be "No SpongeBob within a thousand kilometers from here"? (Mr. Krabs and Squidward laugh)
Le Schnook: Thank You! Disgusting! (they stop laughing) Ah revel, my culture dictates that I must kiss you regardless! (kisses Squidward two times then spits two times then does the same for Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Well, he's just as affectionate as the boy.
Squidward: But the Surly attitude he has a step in the right direction! (cuts to scene of the bus dropping off SpongeBob at the Fancy! restaurant. SpongeBob then walks into the kitchen)
Fancy! Head Chef: What is this rubbish?! I would not wash my own bottom with this! (slaps chef with a steak) Start Burger! And this (drinks boiled water then spits it on chef) I would not wash my own bottom with this after carefully wiping and wiping and wiping! (slaps chef) Now go stand in the corner and think about what you have done! And where is my exchange chef?!
SpongeBob: Um, right here sir.
Fancy Head Chief: (laughs) There you are. Bon jour! (kisses SpongeBob two times, Spongebob giggles and the chief slaps him) Now, get to your station and prepare me your best dish! (SpongeBob runs to a pot, puts some ingredients into it then takes out a Krabby Patty and blows a kiss and a heart shows up. Chief then grabs it and crushes it) This is not funny! And I seppenated no top sous chef for a how you say comedian! (puts Krabby Patty in SpongeBob's mouth and then pulls is nose causing him to eat it) Prepare me a gourmet dish, NOW! (SpongeBob runs over to a counter with vegetables on it)
SpongeBob: (starts chopping vegetables) I'm sure with all my years in the kitchen, I can make something other than a... (chops vegetables into a Krabby Patty then laughs nervously) Just warming up. (Chief gets angry, he then screams than gets a tray of stuff and puts in in the oven) Come on SpongeBob! (whistles and then takes out a Krabby Patty and throws it on the ground, Chief gets angry again, he then cracks an egg into a pan) Just one egg then... (egg turns into a Krabby Patty and SpongeBob gets mad and throws it on the ground along with many other Krabby Patties)
Fancy Head Chief: You have made a mockery of my... (Krabby Patty accidentally lands in his mouth and he eats it) This taste, is fantastic! What do you call it? (he then eats another one)
SpongeBob: A Krabby Patty
Fancy Head Chief: (is eating more Krabby Patties) The whole world must taste this! (time card then shows up saying "Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab". We then see that it is all decorated fancy)
Mr. Krabs: Hey Squidward, look at this! (holds up a plate with a small fruit on it) We're charging 52 smackers for this little guy (laughs and then Squidward smells it's horrible smell)
Squidward: What is that
Mr. Krabs: I don't know! Some kind of bean paste or something.
Le Schnook: Ho monsieur! It is the rare fruit of the kazook tree.
Mr. Krabs: So, it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym sock?
Le Schnook: It's naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold!
Mr. Krabs: Shredded gold? (Le Schnook then starts shredding gold. Mr. Krabs screams and takes it away from him) Couldn't we use less expensive ingredients?
Le Schnook: There is no object, when it comes to dealing with an excusituve like this! It must be Prepared with only the finest ingredients! And eaten with the most finest silverware! While sitting on the finest furniture! (Le Schnook tries to sit in one of the chair but it is just a billboard) This is not the chair I ordered!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well you see those were out of stock.
Le Schnook: And this fork is plastic, spray painted to look silver! It is not. I can not prepare food on lousy conditions! (cuts back to the Fancy! restaurant where there is a big line and everybody is eating a Krabby Patty)
Fancy Head Chief: Monsieur SpongeBob, although it is in direct violation of our chef exchange program rules, let me assure you that these kitchens are not merely a formality, they are genuine (kisses SpongeBob twice) I am sure that this is only the beginning, of a long... (SpongeBob's alarm on his wrist watch rings)
SpongeBob: Well, I guess my time is up, I am officially a Krusty Krab employee again! (is about to walk out but the chief stops him)
Fancy Head Chef: I apologize Monsieur SpongeBob, but you can see that my customers had grown rather fond with your Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob:(SpongeBob gasps) The Krabby Patties, these also belong to the Krusty Krab! (starts taking all the Krabby Patties and putting them in a sack and then puts it in his suitcase) So long! (customers gasp and SpongeBob begins to leave and one customer holds on to his leg)
Customer: Wait, just one more?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry but I've got to go (all customers hold on to his leg. However he manages to get out. Scene then switches to the Krusty Krab and it is out of business because it went bankrupt. We then see Mr. Krabs crying in his office)
Mr. Krabs: I'm ruined! Busted! (phone then rings and Mr. Krabs answers it) Hello
Pearl: (on phone) Daddy, the House is full of burglars (Mr. Krabs laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Those Aren't burglars, Pearl, there just friendly repo men. (Mr. Krabs then hangs up and then notices Squidward being held onto by his arm's by two men)
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, tell these guy's to let go of me!
Mr. Krabs: Uh well you know, until I come with the money I owe, I'm afraid you'll be staying with these nice gents.
Squidward: You sold me?!
Mr. Krabs: No! Bartered is more like it. They keep you, I keep my kneecaps
Man who's holding Squidward: Come on mac (takes him away)
Squidward: (currently unknown) (Le Scnook then walks in)
Mr. Krabs: Oh Mr. Le Schnook, I lost everything! I'm bankrupt! You and your fancy eats are all I got left now
Le Schnook: Not Quite. My time for the chef exchange program has expired. So my eats and I are leaving. (hands Mr. Krabs a bill) This is for you.
Mr. Krabs: Is it money?
Le Schnook: It is the bill for my services.
Man who was holding Squidward: One side Please (takes Mr. Krab's desk away and Mr. Krabs starts crying)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm such a fool! I turned away SpongeBob, the best fry cook I ever had, and it cost me everything.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I can still here his sweet voice.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, now I'm scared.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Darn, his cursed mocking voice! I... (notices SpongeBob) SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Ahoy Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy. You came back! And you brought customers! (now talking to Squidward) Well Mr. Squidward, all's well that end's well. I got me gross poor old clientele back, and rich disgusting new clientele to boot. I'm back in business
Squidward: Couldn't you at least give them tables to eat on?
Mr. Krabs: Oh no way. You see I learned that you can't buy customer loyalty with fancy tables, frou frou food, or even, sanitary conditions. Hey get back you, eat your own. (Mr. Krabs throws them a bucket of Krabby Patties) Nope just good food prepared with love. Ain't that right SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: You got it Mr. Krabs. (Blows another kiss and Squidward swallows it and starts choking and Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob laugh)
