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Episode Transcript: Tentacle-Vision
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | (Squidward sits on his couch watching | + | (Squidward sits on his couch watching television) |
| − | Squidward: All of the most | + | '''Squidward''': All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM. (clicks remote) |
| − | News announcer: Our programming will begin shortly. | + | '''News announcer:''' ''Our programming will begin shortly.'' |
| − | Squidward: No no no! Take your time. Its worth the wait. | + | '''Squidward:''' No no no! Take your time. Its worth the wait. |
| − | News announcer: [[Bikini Bottom Public Access]] presents...(Squidward claps his hands) | + | '''News announcer:''' ''[[Bikini Bottom Public Access]] presents...'' (Squidward claps his hands) ''[[Fab and Fancy]]. Your source for the latest exotic pets... Collectible jewel-encrusted mittens...'' (doorbell rings) ''And classical doorbells chimes...'' |
| − | ''[[Fab and Fancy]] | + | |
| − | Your source for the latest exotic pets... | + | |
| − | Collectible jewel-encrusted mittens... (doorbell rings) | + | |
| − | And classical doorbells chimes... | + | |
| − | Squidward: How | + | '''Squidward''': How sophisticating... (drinks coffee) |
| − | News announcer: | + | '''News announcer:''' ''...has been canceled.'' (Squidward spits out steam) |
| − | Squidward: Oh yeah...I haven't made the coffee yet. Why in the world would they cancel ''Fab and Fancy''? What could possibly be more enriching? ( | + | '''Squidward''': Oh yeah...I haven't made the coffee yet. Why in the world would they cancel ''Fab and Fancy''? What could possibly be more enriching? (guitar music screeches. Squidward spits out coffee) Wha?! (a man plays a guitar on TV and a title card comes up saying "The Guitar Lord") |
| − | Zeus: Hey...I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I want a | + | '''Zeus:''' Hey...I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I want a really killer one (pulls out a paper) Like this... (shows a red guitar) |
| − | Squidward: (angered) Heh! He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage! | + | '''Squidward''': (angered) Heh! He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage! |
| − | Zeus: ( | + | '''Zeus:''' (his phone number appears: 0-800-2G-LORD) So here is my number if you want to talk about... (phone rings) Hello? |
| − | Squidward: Where is my ''[[Fab and Fancy]]'' | + | '''Squidward''': Where is my ''[[Fab and Fancy]]''?! |
| − | Zeus: Your...what? | + | '''Zeus:''' Your...what? |
| − | Squidward: I quite know, you wouldn't know the first thing about culture if it hits you on a guitar | + | '''Squidward''': I quite know, you wouldn't know the first thing about culture if it hits you on a guitar! |
| − | Zeus: But actually... I don't have a guitar! | + | '''Zeus:''' But actually... I don't have a guitar! |
| − | Squidward: Do they just give shows to just anyone over there! | + | '''Squidward''': Do they just give shows to just anyone over there?! |
| − | Zeus: Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday. | + | '''Zeus:''' Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday. |
| − | Squidward: (surprised) Really? | + | '''Squidward''': (surprised) Really? |
| − | Zeus: I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know...whatever. I guess a TV show is cool. | + | '''Zeus:''' I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know...whatever. I guess a TV show is cool. |
| − | Squidward: It's that easy | + | '''Squidward''': It's that easy?! (hangs up phone and dials a number) Hello? Bikini Bottom Public Access? (excitedly) Gimme a TV show! Gimme a TV show! I want a show! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab later) C'mon! In a few minutes, Squiddy, it's your turn to bask in the limelight! (laughs) |
| − | SpongeBob: OHHH yeah | + | '''SpongeBob''': OHHH yeah! Limelight basking! Basking in the limelight! (laughs) Oh good times. Good, good times. (turns to Squidward) So where will lead basking take place? |
| − | Squidward: (angrily) Like I would tell you! Hmph! (thinking) Although... I have waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face. Anyone's face. (sees SpongeBob wink) Even that face. Okay! I'll tell you, but the last thing I would want you to do is to you to show up so plug your ears! (shoves Krabby Patties in SpongeBob's ears) Well I don't want to toot my own whistle, but ...Oh wait! That is exactly what I mean to do! (SpongeBob just hears mumbling and laughing. Clock rings) OH | + | '''Squidward''': (angrily) Like I would tell you! Hmph! (thinking) Although... I have waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face. Anyone's face. (sees SpongeBob wink) Even that face. Okay! I'll tell you, but the last thing I would want you to do is to you to show up so plug your ears! (shoves Krabby Patties in SpongeBob's ears) Well I don't want to toot my own whistle, but ...Oh wait! That is exactly what I mean to do! (SpongeBob just hears mumbling and laughing. Clock rings) OH! (rushes off) |
| − | SpongeBob: Say it again Squidward? (Squidward laughs as he runs to his home) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Say it again, Squidward? (Squidward laughs as he runs to his home) |
| − | News announcer: Bikini Bottom Public Access presents: [[Squidward Chat]] with your host [[Squidward Tentacles]] | + | '''News announcer:''' ''Bikini Bottom Public Access presents: [[Squidward Chat]] with your host, [[Squidward Tentacles]].'' |
| − | Squidward: (in his | + | '''Squidward''': (in his house) Greetings. I am Squidward Tentacles, your host of ''Squidward Chat''. (Gary is seen watching TV. He clicks the remote) Today on ''Squidward Chat'', we will be discussing something near and dear to my heart; underappreciated artists like myself. (SpongeBob sees Squidward on TV) |
| − | SpongeBob: Squidward's on TV | + | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward's on TV? (rushes to Squidward's house) Squidward! Squidward! (rushes into house, but goes back out, knocks and goes inside) Squidward! You're on TV! (Squidward frowns) No really Squidward! Come look! |
| − | Squidward: I know I | + | '''Squidward''': I know I'm on TV! See the camera?! You're on TV too! (SpongeBob smiles) |
| − | SpongeBob: TV | + | '''SpongeBob''': TV? (leaves happily) |
| − | Squidward: Moron! As I was saying...today on Squidward Chat we will be discussing... | + | '''Squidward''': Moron! As I was saying...today on Squidward Chat we will be discussing... |
| − | Patrick: Wow! (SpongeBob enters with Patrick) | + | '''Patrick''': Wow! (SpongeBob enters with Patrick) |
| − | SpongeBob: So I went to tell Squidward that he was on TV, and he told me I was on TV and now you're on TV | + | '''SpongeBob''': So I went to tell Squidward that he was on TV, and he told me ''I'' was on TV and now ''you're'' on TV! |
| − | Patrick: I'm on TV | + | '''Patrick''': I'm on TV?! (rushes back to his house and turns on the TV) |
| − | Squidward: (glaring) This isn't happening | + | '''Squidward''': (glaring) This isn't happening! |
| − | Patrick: I'm not on TV | + | '''Patrick''': I'm not on TV? (rushes back into Squidward's house) SpongeBob! I went home and turned on my TV, but...I wasn't on the TV. Why did you lie to me SpongeBob? Why? |
| − | Squidward: (annoyingly) Patrick... | + | '''Squidward''': (annoyingly) Patrick...just how dumb are you? |
| − | Patrick: It varies? | + | '''Patrick''': It varies? |
| − | Squidward: If you want to be on TV...you have to be in front of the camera! | + | '''Squidward''': If you want to be on TV...you have to be in front of the camera! |
| − | Patrick: OHHHH...I get it | + | '''Patrick''': OHHHH...I get it! (rushes to camera) Hi TV people! (shows mouth in camera) My mouth is on TV! (a live-action mouth is seen on a television set) |
Grandma: This is disgusting! | Grandma: This is disgusting! | ||
| − | Patrick: (licks camera and bites it) Hey SpongeBob! You gotta try this | + | '''Patrick''': (licks camera and bites it) Hey SpongeBob! You gotta try this! (they play with the camera) |
| − | Squidward: PATRICK | + | '''Squidward''': PATRICK! SPONGEBOB! Get off my camera! (takes them off camera, but Patrick falls onto Squidward. Patrick gets off of him) Would you two get out of here?! |
| − | Patrick: Doubt it! (Squidward slaps his head) | + | '''Patrick''': Doubt it! (Squidward slaps his head) |
| − | Squidward: If you like the camera so much...Why don't you be the cameraman | + | '''Squidward''': If you like the camera so much...Why don't you be the cameraman?! |
| − | Patrick: Cameraman? | + | '''Patrick''': Cameraman? |
| − | Squidward: That means you take all the pretty pictures! | + | '''Squidward''': That means you take all the pretty pictures! |
| − | Patrick: Okay! | + | '''Patrick''': Okay! |
| − | SpongeBob: Oh! Oh! Give me a job too, please!!! | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh! Oh! Give me a job too, please!!! |
| − | Squidward: Fine! You can be the soundman! ( | + | '''Squidward''': Fine! You can be the soundman! (hands SpongeBob a boom microphone) |
| − | SpongeBob: (amazed) Soundman! | + | '''SpongeBob''': (amazed) Soundman! |
| − | Squidward: Imbiciles! (clears throat) Today we're going to be talking about...Why isn't the camera on me | + | '''Squidward''': Imbiciles! (clears throat) Today we're going to be talking about...Why isn't the camera on me?! (Patrick moves it around) NO! I am the one talking! (growls. Goes in front of camera) I'M RIGHT HERE, AHEM! Today on ''Squidward Chat''... we will be discussing the underappreciated arts. Patrick, I'm down here! (Patrick lowers camera) As I was saying... Today we'll be... (Patrick lifts the camera up and down) Today... (growls) |
| − | Patrick: Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! (Squidward growls, and rushes up and ties Patrick to the camera | + | '''Patrick''': Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! (Squidward growls, and rushes up and ties Patrick to the camera) |
| − | Squidward: Now then I was going to tell you about my fabulous... (SpongeBob lowers boom into scene and places it in Squidward's mouth.) Sponge...! ( | + | '''Squidward''': Now then I was going to tell you about my fabulous... (SpongeBob lowers boom microphone into scene and places it in Squidward's mouth.) Sponge...! (boom microphone hits Squidward. Squidward growls) |
| − | SpongeBob: It's heavy! (Squidward grabs it and places it in SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's heavy! (Squidward grabs it and places it in SpongeBob) Thanks! But it iches. (cut to Mr. Krabs seeing Squidward on TV) |
| − | Patrick: I gotta go potty | + | '''Patrick''': I gotta go potty! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Squidward has his own TV show? | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward has his own TV show? |
| − | Squidward: Well you are just going to have to hold it Patrick | + | '''Squidward''': Well, you are just going to have to hold it Patrick! Now if there are no more interruptions... (Mr. Krabs holds a sign "Eat at the Krusty Krab" in front of camera) |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Eat at the Krusty Krab! Home to the original Krabby Patty! And remember! We change our grease monthly! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Eat at the Krusty Krab! Home to the original Krabby Patty! And remember! We change our grease monthly! |
| − | Squidward: | + | '''Squidward''': OUTTTT! (pushes Mr. Krabs out and comes back sighing in relief) |
| − | Mr. Krabs: (dances with sign) Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! We don't want just you! We want your money too! (cut to Sandy seeing the show) | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (dances with sign) Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! We don't want just you! We want your money too! (cut to Sandy seeing the show) |
| − | Sandy: Whee doggy! I can line-dance better than that! (goes in front of camera and dances) Yeeee-hawww! | + | '''Sandy''': Whee doggy! I can line-dance better than that! (goes in front of camera and dances) Yeeee-hawww! |
| − | Pearl: Daddy! I am borrowing your wallet | + | '''Pearl''': Daddy! I am borrowing your wallet! (sees TV) Line dancing? EWWWW! That is so lame! What they need is my way cool cheer routine! (Pearl falls onto Squidward's desk) Give me a K! (cut to Plankton at the Chum Bucket) |
| − | Plankton: Oh please. I can cause more and more colladeral damage than that! Karen? Where did you put my death ray!? | + | '''Plankton''': Oh please. I can cause more and more colladeral damage than that! Karen? Where did you put my death ray!? |
| − | Pearl: | + | '''Pearl''': Go team go! Go team go! (Plankton laughs and cocks his death ray and fires around the house) |
| − | Patrick: (laughs) My shorts are wet! | + | '''Patrick''': (laughs) My shorts are wet! |
| − | Pearl: Fight team fight! Fight team fight! (Plankton fires at Mr. Krabs) | + | '''Pearl''': Fight team fight! Fight team fight! (Plankton fires at Mr. Krabs) |
| − | Plankton: Hehe! Eat at the Chum Bucket or perish | + | '''Plankton''': Hehe! Eat at the Chum Bucket or perish! (laughs. Mr. Krabs kicks him away) |
| − | Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab! The Krusty Krab! Eat at the Krusty Krab! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': The Krusty Krab! The Krusty Krab! Eat at the Krusty Krab! |
| − | Squidward: (sadly) NOOO! My show | + | '''Squidward''': (sadly) NOOO! My show! (sniffles) |
| − | SpongeBob: (pats his back) You seem tense! (Squidward growls) | + | '''SpongeBob''': (pats his back) You seem tense! (Squidward growls) |
| − | Squidward: Cut that out! '''That's it | + | '''Squidward''': Cut that out! '''That's it! Everyone OUUUTTT!! What do you think this is huh? Some kind of housewarming?!''' |
| − | Larry the Lobster: Did somebody say housewarming | + | '''Larry the Lobster:''' Did somebody say housewarming? Hey everyone! It's a housewarming! (citizens come into Squidward's house) |
| − | Squidward: Get off of my set | + | '''Squidward''': Get off of my set! This is not working! (a limosine pulls up and a man comes in) |
| − | Man: Actually I say the show is doing just fine. At least according to our latest ratings. (pulls out a bag of money. | + | '''Man:''' Actually, I say the show is doing just fine. At least according to our latest ratings. (pulls out a bag of money. Laughs and coughs, then clears throat) This is actually a lot by public access standings. Everyone is working out except for... (points to a lady) you! (points to a child) You! (points to a man) You! (points to Squidward) And you! |
| − | Squidward: Me?! (Squidward is kicked out) | + | '''Squidward''': Me?! (Squidward is kicked out) |
(cut to night) | (cut to night) | ||
| − | News announcer: And now the Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: [[Squidward's House Party]] with your host: [[Zeus the Guitar Lord]]! | + | '''News announcer:''' ''And now the Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: [[Squidward's House Party]] with your host: [[Zeus the Guitar Lord]]!'' |
| − | Zeus: Hey hey hey Bikini Bottom! Are you ready to party Squidward style | + | '''Zeus:''' Hey hey hey Bikini Bottom! Are you ready to party Squidward style? (people cheer while Squidward frowns) Thank you for making us #1 because I was finally able to get a new guitar! Thanks Squidward! (Squidward growls) LETS PARRRTY!! |
(Zeus plays guitar and people begin making music so loud, and Plankton shoots his death ray, Mr. Krabs swings with his sign, and Sandy and Pearl dance. SpongeBob plays a piano and Patrick plays another guitar loudly. Squidward is shocked) | (Zeus plays guitar and people begin making music so loud, and Plankton shoots his death ray, Mr. Krabs swings with his sign, and Sandy and Pearl dance. SpongeBob plays a piano and Patrick plays another guitar loudly. Squidward is shocked) | ||
| − | Squidward: (bangs his broom on floor) Keep it down | + | Squidward: (bangs his broom on floor) Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! '''ARRRRRGH!!!''' |
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| + | (people keep partying ending the episode) | ||
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Dialogue
(Squidward sits on his couch watching television)
Squidward: All of the most intelligent programming starts before 5 AM. (clicks remote)
News announcer: Our programming will begin shortly.
Squidward: No no no! Take your time. Its worth the wait.
News announcer: Bikini Bottom Public Access presents... (Squidward claps his hands) Fab and Fancy. Your source for the latest exotic pets... Collectible jewel-encrusted mittens... (doorbell rings) And classical doorbells chimes...
Squidward: How sophisticating... (drinks coffee)
News announcer: ...has been canceled. (Squidward spits out steam)
Squidward: Oh yeah...I haven't made the coffee yet. Why in the world would they cancel Fab and Fancy? What could possibly be more enriching? (guitar music screeches. Squidward spits out coffee) Wha?! (a man plays a guitar on TV and a title card comes up saying "The Guitar Lord")
Zeus: Hey...I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I want a really killer one (pulls out a paper) Like this... (shows a red guitar)
Squidward: (angered) Heh! He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage!
Zeus: (his phone number appears: 0-800-2G-LORD) So here is my number if you want to talk about... (phone rings) Hello?
Squidward: Where is my Fab and Fancy?!
Zeus: Your...what?
Squidward: I quite know, you wouldn't know the first thing about culture if it hits you on a guitar!
Zeus: But actually... I don't have a guitar!
Squidward: Do they just give shows to just anyone over there?!
Zeus: Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday.
Squidward: (surprised) Really?
Zeus: I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know...whatever. I guess a TV show is cool.
Squidward: It's that easy?! (hangs up phone and dials a number) Hello? Bikini Bottom Public Access? (excitedly) Gimme a TV show! Gimme a TV show! I want a show! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab later) C'mon! In a few minutes, Squiddy, it's your turn to bask in the limelight! (laughs)
SpongeBob: OHHH yeah! Limelight basking! Basking in the limelight! (laughs) Oh good times. Good, good times. (turns to Squidward) So where will lead basking take place?
Squidward: (angrily) Like I would tell you! Hmph! (thinking) Although... I have waited my whole life to have enough glory to rub it in someone's face. Anyone's face. (sees SpongeBob wink) Even that face. Okay! I'll tell you, but the last thing I would want you to do is to you to show up so plug your ears! (shoves Krabby Patties in SpongeBob's ears) Well I don't want to toot my own whistle, but ...Oh wait! That is exactly what I mean to do! (SpongeBob just hears mumbling and laughing. Clock rings) OH! (rushes off)
SpongeBob: Say it again, Squidward? (Squidward laughs as he runs to his home)
News announcer: Bikini Bottom Public Access presents: Squidward Chat with your host, Squidward Tentacles.
Squidward: (in his house) Greetings. I am Squidward Tentacles, your host of Squidward Chat. (Gary is seen watching TV. He clicks the remote) Today on Squidward Chat, we will be discussing something near and dear to my heart; underappreciated artists like myself. (SpongeBob sees Squidward on TV)
SpongeBob: Squidward's on TV? (rushes to Squidward's house) Squidward! Squidward! (rushes into house, but goes back out, knocks and goes inside) Squidward! You're on TV! (Squidward frowns) No really Squidward! Come look!
Squidward: I know I'm on TV! See the camera?! You're on TV too! (SpongeBob smiles)
SpongeBob: TV? (leaves happily)
Squidward: Moron! As I was saying...today on Squidward Chat we will be discussing...
Patrick: Wow! (SpongeBob enters with Patrick)
SpongeBob: So I went to tell Squidward that he was on TV, and he told me I was on TV and now you're on TV!
Patrick: I'm on TV?! (rushes back to his house and turns on the TV)
Squidward: (glaring) This isn't happening!
Patrick: I'm not on TV? (rushes back into Squidward's house) SpongeBob! I went home and turned on my TV, but...I wasn't on the TV. Why did you lie to me SpongeBob? Why?
Squidward: (annoyingly) Patrick...just how dumb are you?
Patrick: It varies?
Squidward: If you want to be on TV...you have to be in front of the camera!
Patrick: OHHHH...I get it! (rushes to camera) Hi TV people! (shows mouth in camera) My mouth is on TV! (a live-action mouth is seen on a television set)
Grandma: This is disgusting!
Patrick: (licks camera and bites it) Hey SpongeBob! You gotta try this! (they play with the camera)
Squidward: PATRICK! SPONGEBOB! Get off my camera! (takes them off camera, but Patrick falls onto Squidward. Patrick gets off of him) Would you two get out of here?!
Patrick: Doubt it! (Squidward slaps his head)
Squidward: If you like the camera so much...Why don't you be the cameraman?!
Patrick: Cameraman?
Squidward: That means you take all the pretty pictures!
Patrick: Okay!
SpongeBob: Oh! Oh! Give me a job too, please!!!
Squidward: Fine! You can be the soundman! (hands SpongeBob a boom microphone)
SpongeBob: (amazed) Soundman!
Squidward: Imbiciles! (clears throat) Today we're going to be talking about...Why isn't the camera on me?! (Patrick moves it around) NO! I am the one talking! (growls. Goes in front of camera) I'M RIGHT HERE, AHEM! Today on Squidward Chat... we will be discussing the underappreciated arts. Patrick, I'm down here! (Patrick lowers camera) As I was saying... Today we'll be... (Patrick lifts the camera up and down) Today... (growls)
Patrick: Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! Upsy-daisy! Downsy-wounsy! (Squidward growls, and rushes up and ties Patrick to the camera)
Squidward: Now then I was going to tell you about my fabulous... (SpongeBob lowers boom microphone into scene and places it in Squidward's mouth.) Sponge...! (boom microphone hits Squidward. Squidward growls)
SpongeBob: It's heavy! (Squidward grabs it and places it in SpongeBob) Thanks! But it iches. (cut to Mr. Krabs seeing Squidward on TV)
Patrick: I gotta go potty!
Mr. Krabs: Squidward has his own TV show?
Squidward: Well, you are just going to have to hold it Patrick! Now if there are no more interruptions... (Mr. Krabs holds a sign "Eat at the Krusty Krab" in front of camera)
Mr. Krabs: Eat at the Krusty Krab! Home to the original Krabby Patty! And remember! We change our grease monthly!
Squidward: OUTTTT! (pushes Mr. Krabs out and comes back sighing in relief)
Mr. Krabs: (dances with sign) Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! We don't want just you! We want your money too! (cut to Sandy seeing the show)
Sandy: Whee doggy! I can line-dance better than that! (goes in front of camera and dances) Yeeee-hawww!
Pearl: Daddy! I am borrowing your wallet! (sees TV) Line dancing? EWWWW! That is so lame! What they need is my way cool cheer routine! (Pearl falls onto Squidward's desk) Give me a K! (cut to Plankton at the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Oh please. I can cause more and more colladeral damage than that! Karen? Where did you put my death ray!?
Pearl: Go team go! Go team go! (Plankton laughs and cocks his death ray and fires around the house)
Patrick: (laughs) My shorts are wet!
Pearl: Fight team fight! Fight team fight! (Plankton fires at Mr. Krabs)
Plankton: Hehe! Eat at the Chum Bucket or perish! (laughs. Mr. Krabs kicks him away)
Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab! The Krusty Krab! Eat at the Krusty Krab!
Squidward: (sadly) NOOO! My show! (sniffles)
SpongeBob: (pats his back) You seem tense! (Squidward growls)
Squidward: Cut that out! That's it! Everyone OUUUTTT!! What do you think this is huh? Some kind of housewarming?!
Larry the Lobster: Did somebody say housewarming? Hey everyone! It's a housewarming! (citizens come into Squidward's house)
Squidward: Get off of my set! This is not working! (a limosine pulls up and a man comes in)
Man: Actually, I say the show is doing just fine. At least according to our latest ratings. (pulls out a bag of money. Laughs and coughs, then clears throat) This is actually a lot by public access standings. Everyone is working out except for... (points to a lady) you! (points to a child) You! (points to a man) You! (points to Squidward) And you!
Squidward: Me?! (Squidward is kicked out)
(cut to night)
News announcer: And now the Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: Squidward's House Party with your host: Zeus the Guitar Lord!
Zeus: Hey hey hey Bikini Bottom! Are you ready to party Squidward style? (people cheer while Squidward frowns) Thank you for making us #1 because I was finally able to get a new guitar! Thanks Squidward! (Squidward growls) LETS PARRRTY!!
(Zeus plays guitar and people begin making music so loud, and Plankton shoots his death ray, Mr. Krabs swings with his sign, and Sandy and Pearl dance. SpongeBob plays a piano and Patrick plays another guitar loudly. Squidward is shocked)
Squidward: (bangs his broom on floor) Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep! ARRRRRGH!!!
(people keep partying ending the episode)
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