Episode Transcript: Grooming Gary

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SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (Watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?
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Episode Article: [[Grooming Gary]]
  
Perch Perkins: Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh?
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==Characters==
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*[[Gary]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*Other well groomed Pets
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*[[Foofy]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Charles]]
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*[[Fred]]
  
SpongeBob: Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hiah, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (SpongeBob drags Gary's slime around his house, then, Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (Continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward.
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==Dialogue==
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(SpongeBob's foghorn honks)
  
Squidward: Hello.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?
  
SpongeBob: Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (Gary hisses) Whoa, ok, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (Dogs bark)
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'''Perch Perkins''': Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh?
  
Fish #1: Stand up straight. Monsters is everything that's earecks.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hi, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (drags Gary's slime around his house, then Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward.  
  
Fish #2: Roll over.  
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'''Squidward''': Hello.  
  
Fish #3: Your newly trimmed hairstyles. I like your allbillity.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he angrily hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, okay, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. (Gary tries to run away from home) A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (dogs bark and chase SpongeBob)
  
SpongeBob: Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here.  
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'''Fish #1''': Stand up straight. Poisture is everything in appearance.
  
Fish #4: That's a good boy, Foofie. Look at your goregous maine. Every single different snail has one.  
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'''Fish #2''': Roll over.  
  
SpongeBob: Goregous maine?
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'''Fish #3''': Your newly trimmed hairstyles highlight your regality.
  
Foofie: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here.  
  
Fish #4: Oh, yes. All right, I guess your feelings. Your stubbing leash?
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'''Fish #4''': That's a good boy, Foofy. Look at your luxurious mane. Every self-respecting snail has one.  
  
SpongeBob: All I have is a rope. I guess this isn't good enough.
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'''SpongeBob''': Luxurious mane?
  
Fish #4: Well, there's a chain that has a beauty kate. And he made his shell. And last, but, not least, well maine tain is his higine. Just look at his clean buttons.  
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'''Foofy''': Meow.  
  
SpongeBob: Umm, Gary?  
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'''Fish #4''': Oh, yes. How could I forget? Accessories? Your diamond stubbing leash?  
  
Gary: Meeeoooowwwwwwwww.  
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'''SpongeBob''': I always use an old rope. I guess that's not good enough.  
  
Fish #4: Well, it's best if we run along. Foots. Goodbye for now.  
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'''Fish #4''': Of course there's the cherry on the beauty cake. The glossy painted shell. And last, but, not least, well maintained oral hygiene. Just look at your pearly whites.  
  
SpongeBob: Peticure? I don't know how how much has he been training?  
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'''SpongeBob''': Umm, Gary?  
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''Gary''': Meeeoooowwwwwwwww. (opens his mouth and shows his rotten teeth)
  
SpongeBob: No, don't be so hard on me, Gary. I've been an horrible parent. No longer, from this moment on forth, I bow to Gary the most empty proposion quality, to look by the standards of grooming, and forward by: That guy.
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'''Fish #4''': Well, it's best if we run along. Foofs. Goodbye for now. (flies away with Foofy on a umbrella)
  
Patrick: What's up?  
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'''SpongeBob''': Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training?  
  
SpongeBob: No, not you.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
Patrick: Ok.  
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'''SpongeBob''': No, don't be so hard on me, Gary. I've been an horrible parent. No longer, from this moment on forth, I bow to Gary the most empty proposion quality, to look by the standards of grooming, and forward by: That guy.  
  
SpongeBob: Now, enough dilly-dallying and lets get down to business!
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'''Patrick''': What's up?
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': No, not you.  
  
SpongeBob: Hold still, Gary. Uhhhhhh! Come on, buddy! (Gary hisses and meows) Uhh! Uhh! There. Oh, you look like an cuddly present. (laughs)
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'''Patrick''': OK.  
  
Gary: Meow.
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'''SpongeBob''': Enough dilly-dallying! We've gotta get down to business!
  
SpongeBob: And for the least isons. Glow in the dark prey. Hey, where are you going? Gary, wait. We're gonna miss the pet show!
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'''Gary''': Meow.
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hold still, Gary. Uhhhhhh! Come on, buddy! (Gary angrily hisses and meows, making angry cat noises) Gary! Shame on you! You shouldn't be yowling and hissing! Uhh! Uhh! There. Oh, you look like an cuddly present. (laughs)
  
SpongeBob: Because you gotta show those other pets you're as fancy as they are. (Gary's tongue spits) Oh, come on, Gary. You can do it this way. This thing is for you, not me.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': And for the least isons. Glow in the dark shell. Hey, where are you going? Gary, wait. We gotta go back to the pet show!
  
SpongeBob: What I like to hear because I can bring this out. Your very own studded collar. It has rows of diamonds. Here, try it on. Now, let's get back out there and knock them out of their shells.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Because you gotta show those other pets you're as fancy as they are. (Gary's tongue spits) Oh, come on, Gary. Don't be this way. This thing is for you, not me.  
  
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?
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'''Gary''': Meow.
  
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm so excited you happened to show up. (Whispers) (Gary triews to run away, then, SpongeBob grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. Gary, look, it's him.  
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'''SpongeBob''': That's why I like to hear because I can bring this out. Your very own studded collar. With two rows of diamonds. Here, try it on. Now, let's get back out there and knock them out of their shells.  
  
Fish #4: Now, now, foof. Put your tail up, up, up.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
SpongeBob: Hello. Sorry to bother you. I thought you could get in my opinion snail, Gary.
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'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?
  
Fish #4: (laughs) My boy, don't seem to fool. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. So, my boy Foofie has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. (whispers. Gary tries to run away. Grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. (bubble-wipe to about a few minutes later) Gary, look, it's him.  
  
SpongeBob: This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today.  
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'''Fish #4''': Come, now, Foof. Put your tail up, up, up.  
  
Patrick: Yeah. You get carried, you don't have a chance.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary.  
  
Store owner: Excuse me, sir, but all non-pet owners must remain behind this rope.  
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'''Fish #4''': (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy Foofy has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof.  
  
Patrick: Now, what am I gonna do? I'm all alone behind this rope!
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'''SpongeBob''': This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today.
  
SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right here.  
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'''Patrick''': Yeah. You get carried, you don't have a chance.  
  
Patrick: I don't know, SpongeBob! Can't you understand how borning it is to be alone? I'm right behind this rope! (cries)
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'''Store Owner''': (brings in a velvet rope) Excuse me, sir, but all non-pet owners must remain behind this rope.
  
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. He'll be back to watch us win first place. Let's scoop out the compition.
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'''Patrick''': Now, what am I gonna do? I'm all alone behind this rope!
  
Fish #5: There you go, squggles. Here's your new hairdoo.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I'm right here.  
  
Fish #6: Here you go, mosteeze. Oh, you look so cute.
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'''Patrick''': Do you know understand, SpongeBob! You never understand what is like to be alone? I'm right behind this rope! (cries)
  
Mosteeze: Meeeeoooowww!!
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'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Gary. He'll be back to watch us win first place. Let's scoop out the competition.
  
Fish #6: (gasps) Mosteeze, how does it shade in your little eyes? And I also got an extra pair. Uhhhhhhhh!
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'''Fish #5''': (puts a wig on his worm) There you go, Sqiuggles. Here's your new hairdo.  
  
(Growling)  
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'''Fish #6''': (puts glasses on his snail) Here you go, Mosteeze. Oh, you look so cute.
  
SpongeBob: Well, we're gonna win, eh, Gary? Silly boy, you're not supposed to eat the leash.
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'''Mosteeze''': Meeeeoooowww!
  
Gary: Meow!  
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'''Fish #6''': (gasps) Poor Mosteeze, how does it shade in your little eyes? And I also got an extra smaller pair. Uhhhhhhhh! (growling)
  
SpongeBob: Come on, boy.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, we're gonna win, eh, Gary? Silly boy, you're not supposed to eat the leash.  
  
Fish #7: Ok, let's try this cable.
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'''Gary''': Meow!
  
Pet #1: (sighs)
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'''SpongeBob''': Come on, boy.
  
SpongeBob: We sure are gusse today. You need a top hat or something yet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Your collar was to light. (Gary coughs) Now, let's go get that top hat, Gary. Uhhhhhhhhhh! There you go.  
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'''Fish #7''': Okay, let's try this cable. (Pet #1 sighs)
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Boy. These pets are gusse today. You need a top hat or something yet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Your collar was too light. (Gary coughs) Now, let's go get that top hat, Gary. Uhhhhhhhhhh! There you go.  
  
Judge: All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stockling. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofie. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capalberries. Foofie is looking as any other person, Charles.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
Fish #4: Oh, why, thank you, sir.  
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'''Judge''': All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofy. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capilarries. Foofy is as good looking as any other person, Charles.  
  
Judge: Ok, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed destription.  
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'''Charles''': Oh, why, thank you, sir.  
  
SpongeBob: It's in the bag.  
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'''Judge''': OK, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description.  
  
Judge: Ok, now, let's check the under carrige.  
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'''SpongeBob''': It's in the bag.  
  
Gary: Meoooooowwwwwww! (everyone gasps)
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'''Judge''': OK, now, if you could just check the under carriage...
  
SpongeBob: Gary, no! Gary, you spit him out right now! I'm sorry. He usually bites me.
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'''Gary''': Meoooooowwwwwww! (everyone gasps)
  
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
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'''SpongeBob''': Gary, no! Gary, you spit him out right now! I'm sorry. He usually only bites me. (deleted scene) Right, Gary?
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow.  
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'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
  
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow.
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
Gary: Meow, meow! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Meooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!  
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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'''Gary''': Meow, meow! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Meooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!  
  
Fish #8: Wubbzy, you're angry.
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow!
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'''Fish #8''': Muffsies, you look angry.
  
Fish #9: What's going on?
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow!
  
Pets: Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow!
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'''Fish #9''': What's going on?
  
Fish #4: Oh, those pets look angry. You wouldn't misbehave like all those pets, huh, foofie?
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'''Clam''': Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!
  
Foofie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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'''Pets''': Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow!
  
Fish #4: Foofie?  
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'''Charles''': What a hideous display. At least I know you'd never behave like all these heathens, right Foofy?  
  
Foofie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!!
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'''Foofy''': Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
Fish #4: Foofie!
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'''Charles''': Foofy?
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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'''Foofy''': Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!!  
  
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
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'''Charles''': Foofy!  
  
Pet #2: Grrrrohhhhhhhhhhhh! Meow!  
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!  
  
Pet #3: Ohhhgrrrrrrr...
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'''Gary''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (the sign is fired and named "Pet Riot")
  
Fish #6: Easy, boy... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
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'''Mosteeze''': Grrrrohhhhhhhhhhhh! Meow!  
  
Fish #10: What's going on? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!  
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'''Fish #6''': No, Mosteeze! OH NO! (Mosteeze puts glasses on his eyes. Screams)
  
Pet #4: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!
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'''Sqiuggles''': Ohhhgrrrrrrr...
  
Fish #11: Ahhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
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'''Fish #5''': No, wait! WAIT! (Sqiuggles puts wig on him. Screams)
  
Pet #5: Uhh!  
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'''Pet #4''': Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!  
  
Fish #12: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!  
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'''Clam''': Squawk! Squawk! (fish run off. Fish #8 gets lassoed by Muffsies with a pearl necklace and is dragged back screaming)
  
Pets: Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff!  
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'''Pet #5''': Uhh! (bites a fish's leg. The fish screams in pain)
  
Fish #4: Foofie, what have you done?
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'''Pets''': Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff!
  
Foofie: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
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'''Charles''': Foofy, what have you done?
  
Fish #4: What's this about? Does anyone speak snail?
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'''Foofy''': Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
SpongeBob: I'll do it. I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners. Please, please, please, please." They're saying: "We don't want to be this. We want to be pantients, not dress-up dolls." They don't want scrachy outfits. They want to be off of jury, patients, and collars. They want to be free from being patchints. I like this.
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'''Charles''': What's this about? Does anyone speak snail?
  
Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': I speak a little bit sir! I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners.. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't be this way. They're saying they don't want this type of pampering. They want to be treated as companions, not dress-up dolls. They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be scratched. They are protesting the indignity of wigs and jewel encrusted collars, and they want to be free from superficial and degrading pageants, like these. (everyone applauds)
  
SpongeBob: Well, at least you were all along, Gary.  
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'''Pets''': Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.  
  
Gary: Meow.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, at least you were all along, Gary.  
  
SpongeBob: Well, it won't happen again.  
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'''Gary''': Meow.  
  
Judge: Well, I think we agreed to have the trophy that goes to: SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, it won't happen again.
  
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Gary? We were just standing up against justice. Maybe these super patchients aren't good after all.
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'''Judge''': Well, I think we have to agree that this year's Groomer's Cup goes to: SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!
  
Judge: What are you talking about? The snail didn't win, I was referring to your other pet. He's so adorabul.  
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'''SpongeBob''': Did you hear that, Gary? We were just standing up against justice. Maybe these super patients aren't good after all.  
  
Patrick: Woof, woof! (Sticks his tongue out)
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'''Judge''': What are you talking about? The snail didn't win, I was referring to your other pet. He's so adorable.
  
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'''Patrick''': Woof, woof! I'm a dog! (sticks his tongue out)
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(SpongeBob's foghorn honks)

SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom pet show today! Good thing I put those notes there. Otherwise I could've forgotten. And I wouldn't wanna do that because the Bikini Bottom pet show is where you gotta go to see the best pets in town. Not than any other pet can take a chance against my buddy Gary. He's the bestest pet in the whole world. Love you, gar-gar. (watch rings) Oh! The show starts in an hour! Hey, gar, coming to... Gary? Ow! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary?

Perch Perkins: Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. It... Huh?

SpongeBob: Gary? Ohhhh! Gary? Oh, hi, Squidward. Whoooooooaaaaa! Ohhhhhhhh! Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary, there you are. What are you doing here? Well, today is the day you show everyone else you're the best pet in the whole world. Now, for a quick checklist. Let's see, eye reflects. Check. Slime discussidy. (drags Gary's slime around his house, then Squidward's house) Hi, Squidward. (continues) Ready! Hi again, Squidward.

Squidward: Hello.

SpongeBob: Check. First, but, not least. Now, for the carrige check. (squeezes his neck and the alarm rings inside Gary as he angrily hisses and yowls like a cat) Gary! Bad snail! Whoa, okay, maybe we should skip that one. Let's see... Yep, that's about does it. (Gary tries to run away from home) A second, buddy. I'll carry your shell. Ahhhhh! (dogs bark and chase SpongeBob)

Fish #1: Stand up straight. Poisture is everything in appearance.

Fish #2: Roll over.

Fish #3: Your newly trimmed hairstyles highlight your regality.

SpongeBob: Huh, people sure seem to treat their pets differently here.

Fish #4: That's a good boy, Foofy. Look at your luxurious mane. Every self-respecting snail has one.

SpongeBob: Luxurious mane?

Foofy: Meow.

Fish #4: Oh, yes. How could I forget? Accessories? Your diamond stubbing leash?

SpongeBob: I always use an old rope. I guess that's not good enough.

Fish #4: Of course there's the cherry on the beauty cake. The glossy painted shell. And last, but, not least, well maintained oral hygiene. Just look at your pearly whites.

SpongeBob: Umm, Gary?

Gary: Meeeoooowwwwwwwww. (opens his mouth and shows his rotten teeth)

Fish #4: Well, it's best if we run along. Foofs. Goodbye for now. (flies away with Foofy on a umbrella)

SpongeBob: Pedicure? I don't know how how much has he been training?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: No, don't be so hard on me, Gary. I've been an horrible parent. No longer, from this moment on forth, I bow to Gary the most empty proposion quality, to look by the standards of grooming, and forward by: That guy.

Patrick: What's up?

SpongeBob: No, not you.

Patrick: OK.

SpongeBob: Enough dilly-dallying! We've gotta get down to business!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Hold still, Gary. Uhhhhhh! Come on, buddy! (Gary angrily hisses and meows, making angry cat noises) Gary! Shame on you! You shouldn't be yowling and hissing! Uhh! Uhh! There. Oh, you look like an cuddly present. (laughs)

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: And for the least isons. Glow in the dark shell. Hey, where are you going? Gary, wait. We gotta go back to the pet show!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Because you gotta show those other pets you're as fancy as they are. (Gary's tongue spits) Oh, come on, Gary. Don't be this way. This thing is for you, not me.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: That's why I like to hear because I can bring this out. Your very own studded collar. With two rows of diamonds. Here, try it on. Now, let's get back out there and knock them out of their shells.

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm so glad you happened to show up. (whispers. Gary tries to run away. Grabs him from his place and put him in the bathtub) Gary, stop it. I'm only doing this because I love you. (bubble-wipe to about a few minutes later) Gary, look, it's him.

Fish #4: Come, now, Foof. Put your tail up, up, up.

SpongeBob: Hello. Sorry to bother you. Just wanna to get in my opinion snail, Gary.

Fish #4: (laughs) My boy, don't seem to get him do you. There's only one way to have a pet's beauty. It is winning the pet contest. But I wouldn't bon. So, my boy Foofy has won in the past 5 years! (laughs) Oh, well, enough for visiting folks. we need our umbrella, Foof.

SpongeBob: This is it, Gary. It's our time to shine. Wow, Patrick. There sure is a lot of pet loving today.

Patrick: Yeah. You get carried, you don't have a chance.

Store Owner: (brings in a velvet rope) Excuse me, sir, but all non-pet owners must remain behind this rope.

Patrick: Now, what am I gonna do? I'm all alone behind this rope!

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right here.

Patrick: Do you know understand, SpongeBob! You never understand what is like to be alone? I'm right behind this rope! (cries)

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Gary. He'll be back to watch us win first place. Let's scoop out the competition.

Fish #5: (puts a wig on his worm) There you go, Sqiuggles. Here's your new hairdo.

Fish #6: (puts glasses on his snail) Here you go, Mosteeze. Oh, you look so cute.

Mosteeze: Meeeeoooowww!

Fish #6: (gasps) Poor Mosteeze, how does it shade in your little eyes? And I also got an extra smaller pair. Uhhhhhhhh! (growling)

SpongeBob: Well, we're gonna win, eh, Gary? Silly boy, you're not supposed to eat the leash.

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: Come on, boy.

Fish #7: Okay, let's try this cable. (Pet #1 sighs)

SpongeBob: Boy. These pets are gusse today. You need a top hat or something yet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Your collar was too light. (Gary coughs) Now, let's go get that top hat, Gary. Uhhhhhhhhhh! There you go.

Gary: Meow.

Judge: All right, let's see. Uh-huh. Esil stocking. Oh, good hen jackson. Ah, Foofy. Excellent bow stretch. Eyelid capilarries. Foofy is as good looking as any other person, Charles.

Charles: Oh, why, thank you, sir.

Judge: OK, let's take a look and see, shall we? Ah, yes, good space on good things. Nice digestive chamber. Or with degreed description.

SpongeBob: It's in the bag.

Judge: OK, now, if you could just check the under carriage...

Gary: Meoooooowwwwwww! (everyone gasps)

SpongeBob: Gary, no! Gary, you spit him out right now! I'm sorry. He usually only bites me. (deleted scene) Right, Gary?

Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Gary: Meow, meow! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Meooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Fish #8: Muffsies, you look angry.

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow!

Fish #9: What's going on?

Clam: Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!

Pets: Meesssssss! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Charles: What a hideous display. At least I know you'd never behave like all these heathens, right Foofy?

Foofy: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Charles: Foofy?

Foofy: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sssssssssssss!!

Charles: Foofy!

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! (the sign is fired and named "Pet Riot")

Mosteeze: Grrrrohhhhhhhhhhhh! Meow!

Fish #6: No, Mosteeze! OH NO! (Mosteeze puts glasses on his eyes. Screams)

Sqiuggles: Ohhhgrrrrrrr...

Fish #5: No, wait! WAIT! (Sqiuggles puts wig on him. Screams)

Pet #4: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!

Clam: Squawk! Squawk! (fish run off. Fish #8 gets lassoed by Muffsies with a pearl necklace and is dragged back screaming)

Pet #5: Uhh! (bites a fish's leg. The fish screams in pain)

Pets: Grrrrrrohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ruff, ruff!

Charles: Foofy, what have you done?

Foofy: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Charles: What's this about? Does anyone speak snail?

SpongeBob: I speak a little bit sir! I know what they're saying. They're saying: "Owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners, owners.. please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't be this way. They're saying they don't want this type of pampering. They want to be treated as companions, not dress-up dolls. They don't want scratchy outfits. They want to be scratched. They are protesting the indignity of wigs and jewel encrusted collars, and they want to be free from superficial and degrading pageants, like these. (everyone applauds)

Pets: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

SpongeBob: Well, at least you were all along, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Well, it won't happen again.

Judge: Well, I think we have to agree that this year's Groomer's Cup goes to: SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!

SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Gary? We were just standing up against justice. Maybe these super patients aren't good after all.

Judge: What are you talking about? The snail didn't win, I was referring to your other pet. He's so adorable.

Patrick: Woof, woof! I'm a dog! (sticks his tongue out)


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