Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge

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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Paul Tibbitt|Moon]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Tom Kenny|Sun]]
*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
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*Weather Man
 
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*[[Bob]]
Music: [[Squidward Had a Krabby Patty]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
 
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*The 3 Aliens
Squidward had a [[Krabby Patty]],
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*Other Bikini Bottomites
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
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*[[Peterson]]
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
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*[[Shubie]]
Who's face was white as snow.
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Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
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Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
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Squidward had a Krabby Patty
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Who's face was white as snow.
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Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime? <br>
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SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes)<br>
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Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant! <br>
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SpongeBob: Oh yeah!<br>
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!<br>
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Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work!<br>
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Patrick: We're not just neighbors.<br>
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SpongeBob: You can say that again!<br>
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Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes)<br>
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Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed)<br>
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!<br>
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Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)<br>
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SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes!<br>
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Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this!<br>
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(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door)<br>
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SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me!<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: Well son...<br>
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SpongeBob: No! don't tell me! I can't take it...(SpongeBob is crying)<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: We Should know...<br>
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SpongeBob: No, please, please don't...<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: We won't know for two weeks. You'll just have to wait. (Dr. Gill Gilliam leaves)<br>
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SpongeBob: Two weeks, I'll never make it. (SpongeBob fell down)<br>
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Nurse: Morining SpongeBob, you're early today.<br>
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SpongeBob: Good mornin' nurse Pregid. Hiya Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: We can't really have you in here, I;m going to remove his bandages and he made me sware to keep you far away from him.<br>
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SpongeBob: It had been two weeks already! (SpongeBob Smiling). Don't worry doc. I promise to stay out of the way.<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: Ok as long as you stay at the other side (sighs) right (takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)<br>
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SpongeBob: Don't rush it!, Sorry go ahead. Wait!<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: What is it? (angrily)<br>
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SpongeBob: Are you sure that this patient has enough emensmansera?<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: I have no idea what that is. Please just let me work.<br>
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SpongeBob: Very well doctor, carry on.<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: May I?<br>
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SpongeBob: Hold it! The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must pospone the operation.<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyement and it's not yet been plugged in the wall!<br>
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SpongeBob: You're right doctor proceed with tever. Hold it!<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: Now what?!<br>
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(On the television)
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Nurse: Doctor, we can't do this, surely we can use a less dangerous procedure after all we have to start thinking about the welfero... (Dr. Gill Gilliam turns off the TV)<br>
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SpongeBob: Wait!<br>
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Dr: Gill Gilliam: What could it possibly be this time?<br>
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SpongeBob: I just want to say sorry for interupting you before.<br>
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Dr. Gill Gilliam: I...I...I can't belive it. (Dr. Gill Gilliam collapses)<br>
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Squidward: SpongeBob<br>
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SpongeBob: Yeah?<br>
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Squidward: How does it look?<br>
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SpongeBob: Great Neptune...<br>
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Squidward: Come on spit it out, I can take it.<br>
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Nurse: Time for your medicine Mister...Mister...Mmmm...Handsome... (The nurse melted)<br>
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Squidward: What did she call me?<br>
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SpongeBob: Handsome, but she spelled it wrong.<br>
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Squidward: Quick hand me that mirror. What the? Wait a second that nurse is right. I am handsome.<br>
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SpongeBob: Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk!<br>
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(People then started to notice Squidward)
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Female Fish #1: So handsome! (faints)<br>
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Male Fish #1: Handsome! (Then more people faints)<br>
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Male Fish #2: (Crash!) Hello Handsome.<br>
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SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, people seemed to be noticing how handsome you are now. You might even be more handsome than before.<br>
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Female Fish #1: Ahhhh!! So handsome!<br>
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SpongeBob: If that's even possible.<br>
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Old lady in a wheel chair: Uh...Ahhh! It's a miracle...I can walk.<br>
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Blind Man: I could see!<br>
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Fat Student Fish: I could fly! uhh, ohh (starts to fly) my shoe's untied (his shoe falls).<br>
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Female Teen Fish: Mr. Handsome, can I have your autograph? No! not in the book, on my retainer.<br>
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SpongeBob and Squidward: A limousine?! (shocked then the crowd cheers).<br>
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Squidward: Well SpongeBob, earlier today my spine was hurting, now I'm resting on fine leather upholstery (Limo stops at Squidward's house while the crowd cheers for them).<br>
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SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna clip my toenails Squidward, don't forget to enjoy being handsome.<br>
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Squidward: Oh, don't worry.<br>
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Crowd: (cheers) Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome...(night time and crowd still keeps on cheering for Squidward until dawn).<br>
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Squidward: Huh? Well better go greet the commoners.<br>
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Crowd: Handsome, handsome, handsome...<br>
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Squidward: Good morning my people! Sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I (laughs) stranger to seen, need my beauty sleep.<br>
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Male Fish #3: I want his shirt!<br>
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Male Fish #4: I want his eyelids! (crowd rips his shirt)<br>
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Squidward: I guessed I kept them waiting a little too long. I know, a little music should soothe their hunger (plays the clarinet).<br>
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Male Fish #5: Hey what is that sound?<br>
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Male Fish #6: Wait that's him the handsome man (crowd cheers).<br>
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Squidward: Beautiful and talented, what more do they want? Don't worry folks, there's more where that came from...Hey! (a guy stole his clarinet)
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Male Fish: #?: I got the clarinet (crowd rips the shirt of the fish who got Squidward's clarinet and broke his clarinet).<br>
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Squidward: (smells the liquid soap) There's nothing a little foaming herbal bath can't cure. Hey my grandmother gave me that soap! Well no one ever said it'll be easy being so handsome Squiddy. You'll just start getting used to be..ahh! (a big female fish with 4 eyes pop out of his bath tub)<br>
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==Dialogue==
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(episode starts at Bikini Bottom, on a very windy day. Nat Peterson and Shubie come out of the Diner restaurant)  
  
Big Female Fish: Hi Handsome...<br>
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'''Peterson:''' Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.
  
Male Fish #7: Handsome!<br>
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'''Shubie:''' (laughs) That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. (wind blows a bag of goulash out of Shubie's hand) Oh. My leftovers.
  
Female Fish #8: Handsome!<br>
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'''Peterson:''' '''''NOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (sobs) Why, Dear Neptune? (the bag of goulash flies to SpongeBob's house. Inside, SpongeBob is sleeping. The bag breaks through the snoring sponge's window, and lands on SpongeBob's face)
  
Female Fish #9: Handsome! Lets Get him!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (opens window) '''''HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH! HELLOOO?''''' (wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) My pores are whistling in the wind. (jumps outside. Makes music, and laughs. A jellyfish comes to SpongeBob) Hahahahaha! That tickles! (the jellyfish buzzes to the music) Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. (the jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head. Laughs uncontrollably) THAT TICKLES! (laughs uncontrollably, then stops) Huh?
  
Squidward: Ahh!!! (jumps out of the window). SpongeBob! You gotta help me. They stole my bubble bath. It ain't all is cramp up to be. I want my own life back.<br>
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'''Moon:''' My shift's over. (night transitions into day)
  
SpongeBob: Hmmm...I know just what to do. (crowed chases Squidward and SpongeBob)<br>
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'''Sun:''' Time for work, SpongeBob.  
  
Mr. Krabs: Squidward? What've you done? You know the Krusty Krab means to me don't ya?, you took it upon yourself to bring all these, these customers, to me. Hey, don't worry folks, There's plenty of Squidward to go around. So everybody just line up and get your pocket bucks out, first will be $14.98 per person everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': All right, Jelly, out you go. (blows the jellyfish out) It's been real fun but I gotta get to work. (the jellyfish follows SpongeBob) Quite a wind this morning, aye Jelly? (wind blows SpongeBob away) ''WHOOOAAA!!'' (more jellyfish come) Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now? (jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) Oh no, please! (laughs) Stop it! (laughs once more, and the wind blows him out of the rocks and into his house) ''WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!'' (lands back in bed. Looks at the clock) OH! '''''I'M GOING TO BE LATE!!''''' (runs out the door. The jellyfish pick him up) I told you guys I ''don't'' have time to play! (gets blown back. Next, SpongeBob is using his underwear as a slingshot) '''''I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK, AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY!''''' (uses his underwear to fling himself out of his house, and the jellyfish make a string and he gets flung back into his house once again. Grabs onto the door. The jellyfish laugh. The door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams and pulls out his fingers, which are now huge) I need to call in some help. (grabs the phone and tries to dial, but his fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose. Calls the [[Krusty Krab]])
  
Squidward: We don't have much time, take the door and change me back.<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs''': (grabs the phone) Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.
  
Mr. Krabs: And I even throw in a soft drink for an extra $3.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! I need you!
  
Squidward: Come on SpongeBob take the door and smash my face back!<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (Nat literally flies through the door and lands on his face. Then he gets in line)
  
SpongeBob: I can't! One thing is doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!
  
Squidward: You better hurt me or I really gonna hurt you!<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Jellyfish?
  
SpongeBob: Well ok...<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': They're attracted to my whistley holes.
  
Squidward: Don't hold back SpongeBob, just really let me have it.<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground. A dolphin chirp is heard) Fightin' too hard! (SpongeBob is getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Gotta reel him in. Cut a little slack, (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (pulls SpongeBob, who is looking horrible, in) There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties.  
  
SpongeBob: Just remember Squidward, this is going to hurt me more that it going to hurt you.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out. Now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (lets all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls. Window opens and sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (jellyfish come in through the chimney. The wind rips the Krusty Krab off its foundation, leaving only the floor. Mr. Krabs and Squidward are being blown by the wind. SpongeBob, who is holding on to his spatula, is blown away. Grabs onto the arrow at the top of Patrick's rock)
  
Squidward: Uhh...Ok, just let me just memo...(SpongeBob slams the door on Squidward's face) Duowhh!!! Hey I wasn't ready. (slam!) Would you mind waiting till I... (slam!)<br>
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'''Weatherman:''' The weather situation is much worse across the country.  
  
SpongeBob: Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again (slam). Nope, still too handsome (slam!). Still not working, maybe I'm not doing it hard enough (slam!).<br>
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'''Bob:''' And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (gets blown away) Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
  
Squidward: Spohh... hang up a sec (slams the door over and over again)...le me...uhuhhh... (Squidward becomes even more handsome).<br>
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'''Patrick''': (laughs) Fishy go bye-bye. (eats [[Kelp Cream]])  
  
SpongeBob: Yeeks!!! Squidward your even more handsome now! The crowd is in a frenzy.<br>
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'''Fish #3:''' And that's the way it is in your world today. (Patrick throws ice cream cone at his television)
  
Squidward: Well SpongeBob it was you who got me into this mess, now have to get me out again!<br>
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'''Patrick''': BORING! I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like-
  
SpongeBob: I know Squidward! I'll think of something! huh!!! I just need, I just need...(a shoe from outside will be hitting Squidward and SpongeBob springs into action)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish.
  
Squidward: (In slow motion) Get me to...<br>
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'''Patrick''': What jellyfish?
  
SpongeBob: Squidward! look out for that falling shoe!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock opens and jellyfish come in)
  
Squidward: Huh? (SpongeBob pushes Squidward and hits the pole) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!<br>
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'''Patrick''': Hey fella. (jellyfish stings Patrick) OWWW! '''SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!''' (jellyfish take SpongeBob away) '''''I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB, BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!''''' (closes rock)
  
SpongeBob: Squidward...<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (laughs nervously) At least the wind stopped. (the jellyfish sting SpongeBob. Runs and hides in cave) I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks. (time card appears)
  
Squidward: SpongeBob...<br>
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'''French Narrator''': ''Later...''
  
SpongeBob: You're back! Oh Squidward...I love you no matter how many times we've smash your face.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar cubes in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! (laughs) How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... (SpongeBob stone stays still) Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. ''OH BARNACLES!'' '''''I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!!''''' (blows wind. SpongeBob stone whistles to music with his pores) Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea! (takes stone outside) Let's see what happens this time. (jellyfish come) Whoooaaa, here they come! Go get em, buddy! (the jellyfish hate the music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song? (SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) Is there something wrong? (the jellyfish sting SpongeBob. Runs back to cave, whimpering) Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another, (pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. (montage plays in which SpongeBob makes eight musical stones) All right. That oughta do her. (the [[SpongeBob Stones|SpongeBob stones]] play the right notes. The jellyfish come to the stones) WOW! It actually worked... Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come! (stops running) How long was I gone?! (finds Krusty Krab buried in sand) '''''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!''''' (time card appears)
  
Squidward: Almost wished that meant something (crowd leaves after seeing Squidward not handsome anymore).<br>
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'''French Narrator''': ''3,000 years later...''
  
Mr. Krabs: Hey Where you going? Don't leave me. Please I'm beggin' ya. Look I can make him handsome again. Watch! (slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly) See, his getting handsome. It just takes a little effort, just a little elbow grease. Please! Come back....!!!<br>
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(three aliens float down to the SpongeBob stones)
  
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'''Alien:''' To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (an alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which takes a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of jellyfish to their wondrous tune. (jellyfish come and go in and out of the SpongeBob stones' holes. Off in distance, SpongeBob laughs)
  
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The Two Faces of Squidward Banned in Bikini Bottom

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(episode starts at Bikini Bottom, on a very windy day. Nat Peterson and Shubie come out of the Diner restaurant)

Peterson: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.

Shubie: (laughs) That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea. (wind blows a bag of goulash out of Shubie's hand) Oh. My leftovers.

Peterson: NOOOOOOOO!!! (sobs) Why, Dear Neptune? (the bag of goulash flies to SpongeBob's house. Inside, SpongeBob is sleeping. The bag breaks through the snoring sponge's window, and lands on SpongeBob's face)

SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (opens window) HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH! HELLOOO? (wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores) My pores are whistling in the wind. (jumps outside. Makes music, and laughs. A jellyfish comes to SpongeBob) Hahahahaha! That tickles! (the jellyfish buzzes to the music) Awwww. The little critter likes my whistling pores. (the jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head. Laughs uncontrollably) THAT TICKLES! (laughs uncontrollably, then stops) Huh?

Moon: My shift's over. (night transitions into day)

Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. (blows the jellyfish out) It's been real fun but I gotta get to work. (the jellyfish follows SpongeBob) Quite a wind this morning, aye Jelly? (wind blows SpongeBob away) WHOOOAAA!! (more jellyfish come) Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now? (jellyfish surround SpongeBob while he struggles in the rocks, tickling him) Oh no, please! (laughs) Stop it! (laughs once more, and the wind blows him out of the rocks and into his house) WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!! (lands back in bed. Looks at the clock) OH! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!! (runs out the door. The jellyfish pick him up) I told you guys I don't have time to play! (gets blown back. Next, SpongeBob is using his underwear as a slingshot) I HAVE NOT BEEN TARDY ONE TIME IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK, AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY! (uses his underwear to fling himself out of his house, and the jellyfish make a string and he gets flung back into his house once again. Grabs onto the door. The jellyfish laugh. The door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams and pulls out his fingers, which are now huge) I need to call in some help. (grabs the phone and tries to dial, but his fingers are too big) My fingers are too big for the buttons. (dials with his nose. Calls the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: (grabs the phone) Hello, this be the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! I need you!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where you been, customers are blowin' in here like nobody's business! (Nat literally flies through the door and lands on his face. Then he gets in line)

SpongeBob: I am sorry Mr. Krabs, but these jellyfish don't want me to go to work!

Mr. Krabs: Jellyfish?

SpongeBob: They're attracted to my whistley holes.

Mr. Krabs: Uh, I'll never understand what you just said, but if it's transportation you need, I know just the thing. (grabs a fishing rod, pulls SpongeBob by one of his craters, who is bouncing on the ground) Ooh, this one's puttin' up a fight. (SpongeBob is dragging on the ground. A dolphin chirp is heard) Fightin' too hard! (SpongeBob is getting tossed in the air) Gotta reel him in, Krabs. Gotta reel him in. Cut a little slack, (SpongeBob blows back a little) then yank! (SpongeBob is being pulled hard) Cut some slack, then yank! (pulls SpongeBob, who is looking horrible, in) There he is. Ready for work. Crawl back to your point and start pushing out them patties.

SpongeBob: Aye aye sir. (teeth fall out. Now in the Krusty Krab) Let's get these patties started right! (wind blows patties onto the walls) That gives me an idea. (lets all ingredients blow from his hands onto the patties on the walls. Window opens and sound comes through SpongeBob's holes again) Oh, no. They found me. (jellyfish come in through the chimney. The wind rips the Krusty Krab off its foundation, leaving only the floor. Mr. Krabs and Squidward are being blown by the wind. SpongeBob, who is holding on to his spatula, is blown away. Grabs onto the arrow at the top of Patrick's rock)

Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country.

Bob: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (gets blown away) Whoa, whoa, WHOA!

Patrick: (laughs) Fishy go bye-bye. (eats Kelp Cream)

Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today. (Patrick throws ice cream cone at his television)

Patrick: BORING! I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like-

SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish.

Patrick: What jellyfish?

SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love. (rock opens and jellyfish come in)

Patrick: Hey fella. (jellyfish stings Patrick) OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!! (jellyfish take SpongeBob away) I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB, BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE! (closes rock)

SpongeBob: (laughs nervously) At least the wind stopped. (the jellyfish sting SpongeBob. Runs and hides in cave) I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sanitary, lifeless rocks. (time card appears)

French Narrator: Later...

SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. Wuzzat. Oh, you don't say, well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. (puts sugar cubes in tea) I feel comfortable around you. (sugar crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! (laughs) How do you work that out? Hmmmmm...... (SpongeBob stone stays still) Yeah, yeah. I'm in a loss, too. OH BARNACLES! I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!! (blows wind. SpongeBob stone whistles to music with his pores) Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea! (takes stone outside) Let's see what happens this time. (jellyfish come) Whoooaaa, here they come! Go get em, buddy! (the jellyfish hate the music, and buzz over to SpongeBob) Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song? (SpongeBob stone plays foul notes) Is there something wrong? (the jellyfish sting SpongeBob. Runs back to cave, whimpering) Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another, (pulls down extremely complicated equation on a blackboard) the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them. (montage plays in which SpongeBob makes eight musical stones) All right. That oughta do her. (the SpongeBob stones play the right notes. The jellyfish come to the stones) WOW! It actually worked... Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, here I come! (stops running) How long was I gone?! (finds Krusty Krab buried in sand) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (time card appears)

French Narrator: 3,000 years later...

(three aliens float down to the SpongeBob stones)

Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. (an alien opens its mouth, revealing a camera, which takes a picture of the statues) All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of jellyfish to their wondrous tune. (jellyfish come and go in and out of the SpongeBob stones' holes. Off in distance, SpongeBob laughs)


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