Counting book

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'''The counting book''' is a book from [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex.
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The '''Counting book''' is a book from the episode [[The Card (Episode)|The Card]]. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex. The book has a number per page and goes all the way up to one hundred.
  
===Quotes===
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==Quotes==
SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books)
  
 
'''Patrick''': One, two, three, four...  
 
'''Patrick''': One, two, three, four...  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy trading cards?  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards?  
  
 
'''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...  
 
'''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...  
  
'''SpongeBob''': One pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy cards, please.
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(Later...)
 
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Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)
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'''SpongeBob''': All right!
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Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?
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'''SpongeBob''': (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.  
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Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.  
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'''Patrick''': Seventeen...  
 
'''Patrick''': Seventeen...  
  
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(Much later...)
 
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Comic book dealer: Ha ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out.
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'''Patrick''': Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!
 
'''Patrick''': Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!
  
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Latest revision as of 23:26, 14 January 2023

The Counting book is a book from the episode The Card. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex. The book has a number per page and goes all the way up to one hundred.

[edit] Quotes

(SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books)

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

(Later...)

Patrick: Seventeen...

(Much later...)

Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!

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