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==Episode Article==
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{{Transcript|Pineapple Fever|Truth or Square|Chum Caverns}}
[[Pineapple Fever (Episode)]]
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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
 
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
 
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
 
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
 
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
 
*TV Reporter
 
*TV Reporter
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
 
 
*Weatherman
 
*Weatherman
  
  
==Dialouge==
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==Dialogue==
One morning, SpongeBob is ready to go Jellyfishing. His friend Patrick, is also ready. Patrick insists to watch the weather, but then discover, that a nasty storm would sweep the Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob tries building an indoor shelter inside to block the doors, but the hammering disturb Squidward. He then makes a complaint to SpongeBob then SpongeBob tells him about the storm and what they would do during the storm. Then a bolt of lightning strikes Squidward. SpongeBob brings in a candle lit by fire, then play rock paper sciccors which the game gets ruined. They play knots and crosses. They then play jigsaws, but Patrick just can't fix the peice into the empty space. Squidward tries showing the empty space, but then SpongeBob says that's cheating. Then Squidward thinks up a game called boundaries. They had to leave him lone in peace. He runs to SpongeBobs room but then gets hungry. He mistakes Gary's food (SpongeBobs Snail Pet) as normal food. He then runs away meeting SpongeBob dresses as a security guard. Then there is a chase between a Krabby Patty. Squidward notices something. He thinks the storm has stopped, so he runs out of the house, but then falls down from the house which was carried by a tornado.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Patrick.
 
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==Scripture==
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[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Hey, Patrick.
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[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hey, SpongeBob.
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SpongeBob: All ready to go jellyfishing today?
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Patrick: No. Just kidding!
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(SpongeBob Laughs. Patrick shows a net with two scoops)
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SpongeBob: I see you even brought your double net.
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Patrick: Yep. It's three times as fun.
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SpongeBob: Um, Patrick? Don't you mean twice as fun?
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Patrick: What is?
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SpongeBob: Your -- never mind.
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Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go.
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SpongeBob: Good idea.
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(Cut back to the pineapple where Patrick and SpongeBob are watching the weather report on TV.)
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TV Reporter: And now the weather.
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SpongeBob: Here we go.
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Weatherman: Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for -- (a piece of paper is given) A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.
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Patrick And SpongeBob: A horrible storm?
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Weatherman: You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all jellyfishing if possible.
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(TV turns off, SpongeBob now stands in front of his living room window with some boards in his hands.)
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SpongeBob: Patrick, help me get these boards nailed on.
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Patrick: SpongeBob, this seems like a strange time to start decorating.
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SpongeBob: Start dec -- you sir, do not recognize fine decorating when you see it.
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(He goes up to his big bass on the wall to show an example.)
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Patrick: Hmm....
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SpongeBob: Admire it later, Patrick. Right now, we got to convert my house into a shelter capable to withstand extreme weather.
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Patrick: You can say that again.
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SpongeBob: Actually, I can't.
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Patrick: Why not?
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SpongeBob: Because I just stepped on one of these nails.
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(Shows a picture of SpongeBob's shoe with a nail sticking out. Cut to Squidward's house humming and tweezing his eyebrows)
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Squidward: Got ya. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and --
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(Cut back to SpongeBob's where Patrick angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Squidward's. He falls and bumps his head on his toilet, and it looks like his eyebrows are bleeding, but it's not, because his skin is off his eyebrow. He gets angry. Then we are back to SpongeBob's pineapple where SpongeBob and Patrick are hammering his door.)
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Patrick: Violin.
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob.
  
SpongeBob: Whoo! Nice work buddy. Now my house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us.
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'''SpongeBob:''' All ready to go jellyfishing today?
  
([[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] angrily knocks down SpongeBob's door)  
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'''Patrick:''' No. Just kidding! (SpongeBob laughs. Shows a net with two scoops)
  
Patrick: I guess Squidward's not part of nature.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I see you even brought your double net.
  
SpongeBob: Squidward! Did you come to weather out the storm with us?
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'''Patrick:''' Yep. It's three times as fun.
  
Squidward: No! I-- what storm?  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Um, Patrick? Don't you mean twice as fun?
  
SpongeBob: The one Phil Preflemuster told us about.
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'''Patrick:''' What is?
  
Squidward: Who's that?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Your-- never mind.
  
Patrick: He's the weatherman on the news channel. He said --
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, SpongeBob, That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go.
  
Squidward: I can't understand a word you're saying.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Good idea. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house where Patrick and SpongeBob are watching the weather report on television)
  
SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot teeeeea-
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'''TV Reporter:''' And now the weather.
  
Patrick: I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!!!!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Here we go.
  
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Hot cocoooooooa, we'll be drinking.  
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'''Weatherman:''' Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for... (a piece of paper is given) A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.
  
Patrick: That's better.
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' A horrible storm?
  
Squidward: Well, I think I'll pass.
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'''Weatherman:''' You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all jellyfishing if possible. (TV turns off. SpongeBob stands in front of his living room window with some boards in his hands)
  
SpongeBob: Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, help me get these boards nailed on.
  
Squidward: Hmm, I'll have to think about that.
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, this seems like a strange time to start decorating.
  
SpongeBob: OK, but you better think fast. Because Partick really likes --
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'''SpongeBob:''' Start dec -- you sir, do not recognize fine decorating when you see it. (goes up to his big bass on the wall to show an example)
  
(Squidward starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Squidward comes back burnt from the lightning strike.)
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'''Patrick:''' Hmm....
  
SpongeBob: Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Admire it later, Patrick. Right now, we got to convert my house into a shelter capable to withstand extreme weather.
  
(another bolt of lightning strikes, and now we see Candles lit)
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'''Patrick:''' You can say that again.
  
SpongeBob: That's better.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, I can't.
  
Squidward: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see.
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'''Patrick:''' Why not?
  
SpongeBob: Squidward, the lights went out
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'''SpongeBob:''' Because I just stepped on one of these nails. (shoe is shown with a nail sticking out. Cut to Squidward's house humming and tweezing his eyebrows)
  
Squidward: Yes, they did, when you turned them off.
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'''Squidward:''' Got ya. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and... (cut back to SpongeBob's house where Patrick angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Squidward's. Falls and bumps his head on his toilet, and it looks like his eyebrows are bleeding, but it's not, because his skin is off his eyebrow. Gets angry. Back at SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are hammering the pineapple's door)
  
(Patrick spits out his cocoa.)
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'''Patrick:''' Violin.
  
Patrick: SpongeBob!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Whoo! Nice work buddy. Now my house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us. (Squidward angrily knocks down SpongeBob's door)
  
SpongeBob: Patrick! What is it?
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'''Patrick:''' I guess Squidward's not part of nature.
  
Patrick: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! Did you come to weather out the storm with us?
  
SpongeBob: Thank you, Patrick.
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'''Squidward:''' No! I-- what storm?
  
Squidward: Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised?
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'''SpongeBob:''' The one Phil Preflemuster told us about.
  
(Yet another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on SpongeBob's pineapple leaves. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get ready to play tic-tac-toe)
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'''Squidward:''' Who's that?
  
SpongeBob: Okay, boys let's roll to see who goes first.
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'''Patrick:''' He's the weatherman on the news channel. He said--
  
Squidward: This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.
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'''Squidward:''' I can't understand a word you're saying.
  
Patrick: He's right. You play rock, paper, scissors for it.
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'''SpongeBob:''' C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot teeeeea-
  
SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
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'''Patrick:''' I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!
  
(Shot of the exterior of the pineapple again. Then Patrick holds up a "paper" hand, Squidward also holds up a "paper" hand, and SpongeBob holds up a "paper" hand)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah. Hot cocoooooooa, we'll be drinking.
  
Patrick: One.
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'''Patrick:''' That's better.  
  
Squidward: Two.
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'''Squidward:''' Well, I think I'll pass.
  
SpongeBob: Oh, it's a tie.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers?
  
Patrick: Darn it!
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'''Squidward:''' Hmm, I'll have to think about that.
  
Patrick, SpongeBob, Squidward: One, two, three.
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'''SpongeBob:''' OK, but you better think fast. Because Partick really likes-- (Squidward starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Squidward comes back burnt from the lightning strike) Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers. (another bolt of lightning strikes, and now candles are lit) That's better.
  
Patrick: Darn it! I'll get you next time.
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'''Squidward:''' What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see.  
  
Squidward: One, two, three.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, the lights went out
  
SpongeBob: Tie.
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'''Squidward:''' Yes, they did, when you turned them off. (Patrick spits out his cocoa.)
  
Patrick: Darn it!
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'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob!
  
Squidward: One, two --
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! What is it?
  
SpongeBob: Tie.
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'''Patrick:''' I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is.
  
Patrick: Darn it!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thank you, Patrick.
  
(Another shot of the pineapple then cut to Squidward with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's.)
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised? (another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on the pineapple's leaves. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get ready to play tic-tac-toe)
  
Squidward: There, I win. See?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, boys let's roll to see who goes first.
  
(Then we see SpongeBob and Patrick thinking. the clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses.)
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'''Squidward:''' This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.
  
Patrick: I'm not seeing anything here.
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'''Patrick:''' He's right. You play rock, paper, scissors for it.
  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah. (cut to the exterior of the pineapple. Back inside, Patrick holds up a "paper" hand, Squidward also holds up a "paper" hand, and SpongeBob holds up a "paper" hand)
  
SpongeBob: Yeah it looks like a lot of junk.
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'''Patrick:''' One.
  
Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything? That's three in a row. Tic-tac-toe!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Two.
  
Patrick: Easy, friend.
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'''Squidward:''' Three. (they each have "paper" hands)
  
SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just having fun.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, it's a tie.
  
(He takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe.and flips through pages.)
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'''Patrick:''' Darn it!
  
SpongeBob: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.
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'''All:''' One, two, three.
  
Patrick: Well played.
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'''Patrick:''' Darn it! I'll get you next time.
  
(They clap; Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Yet another shot of the pineapple)
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'''Squidward:''' One, two, three.
;SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it.  
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(Patrick groans)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Tie.
  
SpongeBob: Be the puzzle piece.
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'''Patrick:''' Darn it!
  
Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing aging process by 30 years per second. (ages rapidly)
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'''Squidward:''' One, two --
  
SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You got a few years left in you.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Tie.
  
Patrick: Eh?
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'''Patrick:''' Darn it!
  
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go!
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(cut to outside the pineapple. Back inside, Squidward has a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's)
  
(Squidward wakes up from a nap)
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'''Squidward:''' There, I win. See? (SpongeBob and Patrick are thinking. The clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses)
  
SpongeBob: Go, Patrick!
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'''Patrick:''' I'm not seeing anything here.
  
Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just--
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah it looks like a lot of junk.
  
SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. WEREN'T YOU, PATRICK?!
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'''Squidward:''' What do you mean, you're not seeing anything? That's three in a row. Tic-tac-toe!  
  
Patrick: Who's the green guy?
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'''Patrick:''' Easy, friend.
  
Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here! (Points to an empty part of the puzzle)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just having fun. (takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe.and flips through pages) Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.
  
SpongeBob: Gasp! Squidward. It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.  
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'''Patrick:''' Well played. (they clap. Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Cut to outside the pineapple)
  
Squidward: (is fuming badly) Cheating!!? It's a jigsaw puzzle!!! You can't cheat!!!!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. You can do it. (Patrick groans) Be the puzzle piece.
  
SpongeBob: Oh, it's ok, Squidward. We'll just start over.
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'''Patrick:''' Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing aging process by 30 years per second. (ages rapidly)
  
(SpongeBob jumbles the pieces, Squidward mumbles)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You got a few years left in you.
  
Squidward: I've got to get out of here!
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'''Patrick:''' Eh?
  
(Yet another lightning bolt strikes Squidward he comes back burnt again.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go! (Squidward wakes up from a nap) Go, Patrick!
  
SpongeBob: oh, welcome back, Squidward. We Were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Oh, maybe Squidward can help us.
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'''Squidward:''' I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just-
  
Squidward: No he can't.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. WEREN'T YOU, PATRICK?!
  
SpongeBob: Please, Squidward?
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'''Patrick:''' Who's the green guy?
  
Squidward: No way.
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'''Squidward:''' It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here! (points to an empty part of the puzzle)
  
SpongeBob: Please.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Squidward! It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.  
  
Squidward: I have an even better idea.
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'''Squidward:''' (fuming badly) Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle! You can't cheat!
  
SpongeBob: What is it?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, it's OK, Squidward. We'll just start over. (jumbles the pieces. Squidward mumbles)
  
Patrick: Tell us.
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'''Squidward:''' I've got to get out of here! (another lightning bolt strikes Squidward. Comes back burnt again)
  
Both: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
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'''SpongeBob:''' oh, welcome back, Squidward. We Were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Oh, maybe Squidward can help us.
  
Squidward: Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called "Boundaries".
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'''Squidward:''' No, he can't.
  
Patrick: Ooh-ooh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Please, Squidward?
  
Squidward: Yes, Patrick?
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'''Squidward:''' No way.
  
Patrick: Will there be any spelling in that game?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Please.
  
Squdward: Oh, no, no spelling.
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'''Squidward:''' I have an even better idea.
  
Patrick: Yes!
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'''SpongeBob:''' What is it?
  
Squidward: It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries, he will define by chalk lines on the floor.
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'''Patrick:''' Tell us.
  
SpongeBob: I have a question.
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'''Both:''' Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
  
Squidward: What?
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'''Squidward:''' Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called "Boundaries".
  
SpongeBob: Where are we going to get the chalk?
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'''Patrick:''' Ooh-ooh!
  
Squidward: The chalk? I brought some!
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'''Squidward:''' Yes, Patrick?
  
(Yet another flash of lightninng. An organ plays an ominous tune as Squidward goes up to SpongeBob's room. He draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs then tosses the chalk to SpongeBob and Patrick. Then, Squidward slams SpongeBob's bedroom door.)
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'''Patrick:''' Will there be any spelling in that game?
  
Squidward: Brilliant work, as usual, Squidward. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm passes over. (His stomach starts growling.) Wait a minute. I'm starving. SpongeBob's got to have some snacks around here. Ah, Jackpot. (He starts eating snail food. Gary meows.) I bet you wish I had some of this -- Snail food? (he spits the food out.) I've got to get some real food.
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'''Squdward:''' Oh, no, no spelling.
  
(SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard)
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'''Patrick:''' Yes!
  
SpongeBob: HALT! Nobody's to cross this boundary.
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'''Squidward:''' It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries he will define by chalk lines on the floor.
  
Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I have a question.
  
SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.
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'''Squidward:''' What?
  
Squidward: Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the-- what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Where are we going to get the chalk?
  
SpongeBob: You may be telling the truth.
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'''Squidward:''' The chalk? I brought some! (another flash of lightning. An organ plays an ominous tune as Squidward goes up to SpongeBob's room. Draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs. Tosses the chalk to SpongeBob and Patrick. Slams SpongeBob's bedroom door) Brilliant work, as usual, Squidward. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm passes over. (stomach starts growling) Wait a minute. I'm starving. SpongeBob's got to have some snacks around here. Ah, Jackpot. (starts eating snail food)
  
Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.
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'''Gary:''' Meow.
  
SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.
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'''Squidward:''' I bet you wish I had some of this -- Snail food? (spits the food out) I've got to get some real food. (SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard)
  
Squidward: That'll be the day.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' HALT! Nobody's to cross this boundary.
  
(Squidward runs downstairs, SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and near SpongeBob's refrigerator.)
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'''Squidward:''' I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.
  
SpongeBob: Stop that cephalod!
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'''SpongeBob:''' If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.
  
(He jumps out of his security guard costume leaving on his underwear, and jumps on Squidward's back)
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'''Squidward:''' Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the-- what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them.
  
Squidward: Please. I just want to get onto the other side of my boundary.
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'''SpongeBob:''' You may be telling the truth.
  
'''SpongeBob''': This, I cannot allow. It's against the rules.
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'''Squidward:''' Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.
  
Squidward: But all I wanted was something to eat.
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'''SpongeBob:''' But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.
  
Patrick: Did somebody say somethng to eat?
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'''Squidward:''' That'll be the day. (runs downstairs. SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and near SpongeBob's refrigerator)
  
(SpongeBob and Squidward run into Patrick leaving food everywhere.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Stop that cephalopod! (jumps out of his security guard costume leaving on his underwear, and jumps on Squidward's back)
  
Squidward: My food!
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'''Squidward:''' Please. I just want to get onto the other side of my boundary.
  
SpongeBob: Your food?
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'''SpongeBob:''' This, I cannot allow. It's against the rules.
  
Patrick: Hey, I want some too.
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'''Squidward:''' But all I wanted was something to eat.
  
(They run around in circles screaming.)
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'''Patrick:''' Did somebody say something to eat? (SpongeBob and Squidward run into Patrick, leaving food everywhere)
  
Squidward: Is this what we've really come to? is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals?
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'''Squidward:''' My food!
  
SpongeBob: Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Your food?
  
Squidward: Did you guys hear that?
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, I want some too. (they run around in circles screaming)
  
'''SpongeBob''': It's just Patrick gnawing on his can.
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'''Squidward:''' Is this what we've really come to? is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals?
  
Squidward: No, not that. I mean from outside.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways.
  
SpongeBob: I don't hear anything.
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'''Squidward:''' Did you guys hear that?
  
Squidward: The storm must've stopped.
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'''SpongeBob:''' It's just Patrick gnawing on his can.
  
SpongeBob: Squidward, wait!
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'''Squidward:''' No, not that. I mean from outside.
  
Squidward: So long, suckers!
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'''SpongeBob:''' I don't hear anything.
  
(The last shot of the episode shows Squidward falling from something. SpongeBob's Pineapple is now at the top of a tornado.)
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'''Squidward:''' The storm must've stopped.
  
Squidward: Curse you Preflemuster.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, wait!
  
{{Transcripts/Season 7}}
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'''Squidward:''' (rips door off) So long, suckers! (runs off but then falls from the house. The pineapple is now at the top of a tornado) Curse you, Preflemuster.
  
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Episode Article: Pineapple Fever

Characters


Dialogue

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: All ready to go jellyfishing today?

Patrick: No. Just kidding! (SpongeBob laughs. Shows a net with two scoops)

SpongeBob: I see you even brought your double net.

Patrick: Yep. It's three times as fun.

SpongeBob: Um, Patrick? Don't you mean twice as fun?

Patrick: What is?

SpongeBob: Your-- never mind.

Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go.

SpongeBob: Good idea. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house where Patrick and SpongeBob are watching the weather report on television)

TV Reporter: And now the weather.

SpongeBob: Here we go.

Weatherman: Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for... (a piece of paper is given) A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.

SpongeBob and Patrick: A horrible storm?

Weatherman: You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all jellyfishing if possible. (TV turns off. SpongeBob stands in front of his living room window with some boards in his hands)

SpongeBob: Patrick, help me get these boards nailed on.

Patrick: SpongeBob, this seems like a strange time to start decorating.

SpongeBob: Start dec -- you sir, do not recognize fine decorating when you see it. (goes up to his big bass on the wall to show an example)

Patrick: Hmm....

SpongeBob: Admire it later, Patrick. Right now, we got to convert my house into a shelter capable to withstand extreme weather.

Patrick: You can say that again.

SpongeBob: Actually, I can't.

Patrick: Why not?

SpongeBob: Because I just stepped on one of these nails. (shoe is shown with a nail sticking out. Cut to Squidward's house humming and tweezing his eyebrows)

Squidward: Got ya. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and... (cut back to SpongeBob's house where Patrick angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Squidward's. Falls and bumps his head on his toilet, and it looks like his eyebrows are bleeding, but it's not, because his skin is off his eyebrow. Gets angry. Back at SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are hammering the pineapple's door)

Patrick: Violin.

SpongeBob: Whoo! Nice work buddy. Now my house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us. (Squidward angrily knocks down SpongeBob's door)

Patrick: I guess Squidward's not part of nature.

SpongeBob: Squidward! Did you come to weather out the storm with us?

Squidward: No! I-- what storm?

SpongeBob: The one Phil Preflemuster told us about.

Squidward: Who's that?

Patrick: He's the weatherman on the news channel. He said--

Squidward: I can't understand a word you're saying.

SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot teeeeea-

Patrick: I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Hot cocoooooooa, we'll be drinking.

Patrick: That's better.

Squidward: Well, I think I'll pass.

SpongeBob: Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers?

Squidward: Hmm, I'll have to think about that.

SpongeBob: OK, but you better think fast. Because Partick really likes-- (Squidward starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Squidward comes back burnt from the lightning strike) Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers. (another bolt of lightning strikes, and now candles are lit) That's better.

Squidward: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see.

SpongeBob: Squidward, the lights went out

Squidward: Yes, they did, when you turned them off. (Patrick spits out his cocoa.)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! What is it?

Patrick: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is.

SpongeBob: Thank you, Patrick.

Squidward: Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised? (another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on the pineapple's leaves. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get ready to play tic-tac-toe)

SpongeBob: Okay, boys let's roll to see who goes first.

Squidward: This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see who goes first.

Patrick: He's right. You play rock, paper, scissors for it.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. (cut to the exterior of the pineapple. Back inside, Patrick holds up a "paper" hand, Squidward also holds up a "paper" hand, and SpongeBob holds up a "paper" hand)

Patrick: One.

SpongeBob: Two.

Squidward: Three. (they each have "paper" hands)

SpongeBob: Oh, it's a tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

All: One, two, three.

Patrick: Darn it! I'll get you next time.

Squidward: One, two, three.

SpongeBob: Tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

Squidward: One, two --

SpongeBob: Tie.

Patrick: Darn it!

(cut to outside the pineapple. Back inside, Squidward has a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's)

Squidward: There, I win. See? (SpongeBob and Patrick are thinking. The clothes that Patrick is wearing is a bow, and SpongeBob is wearing a visor with reading glasses)

Patrick: I'm not seeing anything here.

SpongeBob: Yeah it looks like a lot of junk.

Squidward: What do you mean, you're not seeing anything? That's three in a row. Tic-tac-toe!

Patrick: Easy, friend.

SpongeBob: Yeah, relax, Squidward. We're just having fun. (takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe.and flips through pages) Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Squidward.

Patrick: Well played. (they clap. Squidward looks as if he's about to cry. Cut to outside the pineapple)

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. You can do it. (Patrick groans) Be the puzzle piece.

Patrick: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing aging process by 30 years per second. (ages rapidly)

SpongeBob: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You got a few years left in you.

Patrick: Eh?

SpongeBob: Go, Patrick, go! Go, Patrick, Go! Go, Patrick, go! (Squidward wakes up from a nap) Go, Patrick!

Squidward: I told you creatures I was trying to take a nap over here. Now for the last time can't you just-

SpongeBob: Hang on, Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. WEREN'T YOU, PATRICK?!

Patrick: Who's the green guy?

Squidward: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go. Right here! (points to an empty part of the puzzle)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Squidward! It wasn't your turn. That's cheating.

Squidward: (fuming badly) Cheating?! It's a jigsaw puzzle! You can't cheat!

SpongeBob: Oh, it's OK, Squidward. We'll just start over. (jumbles the pieces. Squidward mumbles)

Squidward: I've got to get out of here! (another lightning bolt strikes Squidward. Comes back burnt again)

SpongeBob: oh, welcome back, Squidward. We Were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Oh, maybe Squidward can help us.

Squidward: No, he can't.

SpongeBob: Please, Squidward?

Squidward: No way.

SpongeBob: Please.

Squidward: I have an even better idea.

SpongeBob: What is it?

Patrick: Tell us.

Both: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Squidward: Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called "Boundaries".

Patrick: Ooh-ooh!

Squidward: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: Will there be any spelling in that game?

Squdward: Oh, no, no spelling.

Patrick: Yes!

Squidward: It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Squidward alone until the storm passes. He will stay inside boundaries he will define by chalk lines on the floor.

SpongeBob: I have a question.

Squidward: What?

SpongeBob: Where are we going to get the chalk?

Squidward: The chalk? I brought some! (another flash of lightning. An organ plays an ominous tune as Squidward goes up to SpongeBob's room. Draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs. Tosses the chalk to SpongeBob and Patrick. Slams SpongeBob's bedroom door) Brilliant work, as usual, Squidward. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm passes over. (stomach starts growling) Wait a minute. I'm starving. SpongeBob's got to have some snacks around here. Ah, Jackpot. (starts eating snail food)

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: I bet you wish I had some of this -- Snail food? (spits the food out) I've got to get some real food. (SpongeBob is now dressed as a security guard)

SpongeBob: HALT! Nobody's to cross this boundary.

Squidward: I'm the one who drew the line. You're not supposed to cross.

SpongeBob: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers.

Squidward: Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister. What the-- what? I don't have them. they must be in my other pants. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them.

SpongeBob: You may be telling the truth.

Squidward: Oh, thank you. I'm just so hungry.

SpongeBob: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth.

Squidward: That'll be the day. (runs downstairs. SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and near SpongeBob's refrigerator)

SpongeBob: Stop that cephalopod! (jumps out of his security guard costume leaving on his underwear, and jumps on Squidward's back)

Squidward: Please. I just want to get onto the other side of my boundary.

SpongeBob: This, I cannot allow. It's against the rules.

Squidward: But all I wanted was something to eat.

Patrick: Did somebody say something to eat? (SpongeBob and Squidward run into Patrick, leaving food everywhere)

Squidward: My food!

SpongeBob: Your food?

Patrick: Hey, I want some too. (they run around in circles screaming)

Squidward: Is this what we've really come to? is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals?

SpongeBob: Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways.

Squidward: Did you guys hear that?

SpongeBob: It's just Patrick gnawing on his can.

Squidward: No, not that. I mean from outside.

SpongeBob: I don't hear anything.

Squidward: The storm must've stopped.

SpongeBob: Squidward, wait!

Squidward: (rips door off) So long, suckers! (runs off but then falls from the house. The pineapple is now at the top of a tornado) Curse you, Preflemuster.

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