Counting book

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'''Patrick''': One, two, three, four...  
 
'''Patrick''': One, two, three, four...  
  
'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy trading cards?  
  
 
'''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...  
 
'''Patrick''': No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...  
  
'''SpongeBob''': One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.  
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'''SpongeBob''': One pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy cards, please.  
  
 
Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)  
 
Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)  

Revision as of 10:01, 10 June 2020

The counting book is a book from The Card. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex.

Quotes

SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacleboy cards, please.

Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)

SpongeBob: All right!

Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?

SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.

Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.

Patrick: Seventeen...

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Comic book dealer: Ha ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out.

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Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!

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