Grandma SquarePants

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'''Grandma SquarePants''' is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a badmouthed, slutty old hoe. She lives in a whorehouse at Conch Street. She is married to [[Grandpa SquarePants|SpongeBob's Grandfather]] who SpongeBob fucks every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together. Probably because he wouldn't urinate all over her tits.  She is the mother of [[Harold SquarePants]] (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode [[Grandma's Kisses]], however, this was not her first porno.
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'''Grandma SquarePants''' is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a nice, friendly old lady. She lives in a nice house at Conch Street. She is married to [[Grandpa SquarePants|SpongeBob's Grandfather]] who SpongeBob mentions every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together. She is the mother of [[Harold SquarePants]] (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode [[Grandma's Kisses]].  
  
She makes SpongeBob asscookies when he cums, and lets him wear a ass-eating dildo. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and is attracted to his porous body oh baby oh. She gives SpongeBob a big blowjob when he leaves her house, and everyone at the [[Krusty Krab]] sucks weeners to the point of seeing teeth in the [[butthole]]. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob, who desparately needs Keanue Reeves.  His wang becomes as bad as a prosthetic leg. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma demands his tits.
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She makes SpongeBob cookies when he comes over, and lets him wear a cookie-eating hat. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and reads him a story about a magical sea leprechaun. She gives SpongeBob a big kiss when he leaves her house, and everyone at the [[Krusty Krab]] sees this. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma tells him he does not have to kid to get a grandmother's love.  
  
 
She cameos in the episode: [[BlackJack]], where SpongeBob thinks [[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]] kidnapped her.  
 
She cameos in the episode: [[BlackJack]], where SpongeBob thinks [[Cousin BlackJack SquarePants]] kidnapped her.  
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Grandma's looks include:
 
Grandma's looks include:
 
* Fluffy white hair
 
* Fluffy white hair
* Big,rimmed glasses
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* Big, Horn-rimmed glasses
 
* A Green dress
 
* A Green dress
* Wrinkles all over  
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* Wrinkles all over
 
* A nose like SpongeBob's
 
* A nose like SpongeBob's
 
* Her face/head looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat
 
* Her face/head looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat
  
 
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She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a kindly voice.
She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members.
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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Revision as of 08:31, 13 December 2008

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Grandma SquarePants
Gender: Female
Species: Sponge
Color: Orange
Birthday: Unknown
Height: Average
Family:
Voiced By: Marion Ross


Grandma SquarePants is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a nice, friendly old lady. She lives in a nice house at Conch Street. She is married to SpongeBob's Grandfather who SpongeBob mentions every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together. She is the mother of Harold SquarePants (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode Grandma's Kisses.

She makes SpongeBob cookies when he comes over, and lets him wear a cookie-eating hat. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and reads him a story about a magical sea leprechaun. She gives SpongeBob a big kiss when he leaves her house, and everyone at the Krusty Krab sees this. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma tells him he does not have to kid to get a grandmother's love.

She cameos in the episode: BlackJack, where SpongeBob thinks Cousin BlackJack SquarePants kidnapped her.

Appearance

Grandma's looks include:

  • Fluffy white hair
  • Big, Horn-rimmed glasses
  • A Green dress
  • Wrinkles all over
  • A nose like SpongeBob's
  • Her face/head looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat

She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a kindly voice.

Trivia

  • She also appears in a SpongeBob book called "Confessions of a Sponge", where she is interviewed by reporters. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the Krusty Krab in honor of her birthday.


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