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(the episode begins outside of SpongeBob's house) | (the episode begins outside of SpongeBob's house) | ||
− | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' Ahh, a happy pineapple under the sea. Let's take a peek inside, shall we? (inside SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is sitting on his chair, feeling bored) You will notice that the sponge is bored, because his best friend Patrick is away. (SpongeBob slides onto the floor) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh! (picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine) Hmm... what's this? (reading the pen pal article) All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal! (pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. Sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. Lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper) Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now, for the envelope. (leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he comes back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter) Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece! | '''SpongeBob:''' Ohh! (picks up Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy magazine) Hmm... what's this? (reading the pen pal article) All alone? No one to talk to? Why not write to a total stranger? Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Pen Pals Today! Oh, I've never had a pen pal! (pulls out a paper and a pencil from his head. Sharpens his pencil with his teeth like a pencil sharpener. Lays on the floor and begins writing on the paper) Hmm... "Dear Pen Pal, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants..." Oh, that's great! "I work at a restaurant. I love frying and I'm very good at it. Sincerely, your new best friend!" Behold, the perfect letter! Now, for the envelope. (leaps over Gary and runs into the kitchen to get an envelope. However, when he comes back, Gary is slithering slime all over his letter) Gary, get off of that! You'll spot my masterpiece! | ||
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'''Gary:''' Meow, meow. (slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime) | '''Gary:''' Meow, meow. (slithers away. SpongeBob picks up his letter, now covered in slime) | ||
− | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' Uh-oh. It looks as if the domesticated snail has unintentionally deformed the word "Frying," making it look like the word "Flying." This is probably going to be a problem later on. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Nah, it's just a little slime. (puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue) Ah, perfect! (time card appears) | '''SpongeBob:''' Nah, it's just a little slime. (puts the slimy letter in the envelope and seals it with his tongue) Ah, perfect! (time card appears) | ||
− | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' 4 to 6 days later... (the mailfish, Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mailbox to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mailbox and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob bursts out of his mailbox and runs inside his house. SpongeBob opens the envelope and begins to read the letter that is inside) |
'''SpongeBob:''' "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... (gasps) | '''SpongeBob:''' "Dear SpongeBob, Wow! You know how to fly?" Fly? What does he mean by... (gasps) | ||
− | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' See? What did I tell you? |
'''SpongeBob:''' Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly! | '''SpongeBob:''' Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie! (pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter) "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!" (another time card appears) | '''SpongeBob:''' Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true with a tiny white lie! (pulls out another piece of paper and a pencil and begins writing a letter) "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly! Boy, do I love flying! Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!" (another time card appears) | ||
− | '''French Narrator: | + | '''French Narrator:''' 4 to 6 more days later... (Norton, comes to SpongeBob's house and opens the mail slot to deliver his letter. When he opens it, SpongeBob sticks out his tongue and Norton puts his letter in SpongeBob's mouth. Norton closes the mail slot and sighs as he walks off. SpongeBob opens the envelope with his nose and begins to read the letter) |
'''SpongeBob:''' "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" (screams) Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flyer! I'm a liar! | '''SpongeBob:''' "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly?!" (screams) Oh no! What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? I can't fly, Gary! I'm not a flyer! I'm a liar! | ||
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{{Transcripts/Season 9}} | {{Transcripts/Season 9}} | ||
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