Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom

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Episode Article: Banned in Bikini Bottom

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(At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales it in the shape of a heart, then kisses it.)

SpongeBob: I know I've said this 90 times already but...

Music: I Love Krabby Patties

I love Krabby Patties
I think that they are swell.
They are the best
There's no contest
And now I'm going to yell. 

SpongeBob: Whew! (SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. Spongebob then becomes like a circle, then exhales, which causes the music to continue.)

I love Krabby Patties!
I think they're swell.
They're so neat
and quite a treat
And how I love the way they smell...
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

SpongeBob: La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!!!

(a tour bus comes out with Ms. Grizzlepuss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this CRIMSON ABOMINATION!!
(Crimson is a shade of red)

(Grizzlepuss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine)

Squidward: (Notices Grizzlepusses) Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to EAT something here.

Squidward: Okay. But first let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. (Squidward cracks up) Clothing zinger!

Mr. Krabs: Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Well, Mister...um...

Mr. Krabs: (Pulls eyes off like a top hat) Krabs, my lady. (Places them back)

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.

Mr. Krabs: 'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: (with tray of Krabby Patties and still singing "I Love Krabby Patties")

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties!
I think they're swell. 
I like Krabby Patties
And you cannot tell. 
Krabby Patties
Krabby Patties. 
They're so neat. 
La la la la la. Sweet to eat. 
La la la la la. Really neat.
Really neat. 
Treat that's neat. 
Sweet treat sweet treat. 
(Utter Gibberish)

Ms. Grizzlepuss: (blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make Spongebob fall on the floor, Patties and all) Look at this wild hooligan. Running amuck, singing, dancing. It's... (Zooms in on Grizzlepuss's face) It's shamelessly disgusting. Avert your eyes. Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!

SpongeBob: Actually, ma'am, (holds up a Krabby Patty) it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob: Yeah, that's right.

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Well, anything this fun and delicious can be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?

Mr. Krabs: (Outraged) Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?

Ms. Grizzlepuss: I am Ms. Grizzlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, TUOOFATAFAD. And we are going to BAN these so called "Krabby Patties", and CLOSE your restaurant forever!

Mr. Krabs: What the...! (Spongebob cuts in)

SpongeBob: Ms. Grizzlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.

Ms. Grizzlepuss: I would soon sprout legs and do the Watusi!

SpongeBob: Ooh! Okay.

Mr. Krabs: Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. (Mockingly) She can't close us down.

(cut to the Krusty Krab locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it)

Mr. Krabs: (Shouting) She closed us down! I'm ruined! (cries)

Squidward: You called Ms. Grizzlepuss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.

Mr. Krabs: Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!

(Cut to behind Spongebob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, where Grizzlepuss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car)

Ms. Grizzlepuss: Thanks again, Al.

Al: Any time, honey. I'll see you at home for dinner. Mmm! (licks his lips) I'm starving. (drives away) Yee-haw!

Ms. Grizzlepuss: I just love that man.

(Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to Spongebob and Squidward sitting)

Squidward: How long has he been standing over there?

Spongebob: (Looks at watch) Uh, 4 days.

(Mr. Krabs walks over)

Mr. Krabs: It's no use! (Raises claws, which become weird-like) I'M RUINED!!! (Cries and runs away)

Spongebob: You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened up a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.

Mr. Krabs: (Comes right back) THAT'S IT! (Whispering) And I know just where to open it.

(Cut to Spongebob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!)

(Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register)

Mr. Krabs: There ya are, Betsy! All good as new! (Kisses register as Spongebob enters through door)

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, I-

Mr. Krabs: (Shocked) AAH!!

Spongebob: Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-

Mr. Krabs: You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to KNOCK before entering someone else's home!

Spongebob: Yeah, but...this IS my home.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah...

(Patrick walks in)

Patrick: Hey guys!

Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! Thanks for helping out today!

Patrick: You bet! Now, where do you want these extra buns? (Holds up an empty bag)

Spongebob: (Points to bag) Patrick, that bag is totally empty.

(Patrick then lets out a big burp)

Patrick: Oops.

(Cut to a telescope sighting of the Krusty Krab sign, with a plank on it that says "Closed", then to Plankton with a small telescope in hand)

Plankton: Happy day, Karen! That fool Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to the CLOSED Krab! Everyone will think it's closed, and come eat here instead! He'll be ruined by tomorrow! (chuckles) What an idiot!

Karen: It is closed.

Plankton: What?

Karen: Ms. Grizzlepuss and her husband banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.

Plankton: Banned? Then that means, my day of reckoning has come at last! I WON, I tell you! I'VE WON!!! And what better way than by default? (Gets a tiny coat and tiny hat off a tiny rack)

Karen: Where are you going?

Plankton: Oh, out to celebrate. (Opens tiny automatic door and exits) Don't wait up for me! (Door closes)

(Continued later...)

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