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Episode Transcript: Home Sweet Pineapple
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Episode Article: Home Sweet Pineapple
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Squidward
- Gary
- Fred
- The King
- Morshu
- Robotnik
- Nemetodes
- Mother SquarePants
- Father SquarePants
Dialogue
SpongeBob: (bursts out of the letter box) "LOTSA SPAGETTHI!"
Postman: (Screams)
Patrick: Hey the mails here what did you get?
Spongebob: Gary, Gary, Mama luigi! gary, huh, it's from the king! dear spongebob, the koopalings and I will bomb your house, in the morining
The King: (Voice only) in the morning.
Morshu: Bombs bombs bombs bomgs
SpongeBob: Huh? Wait a minute! Oh no! (squeezes through the doors as he tries to get to the phone. Gary gets stuck in a door.) Shell phone! I’ll call Mama Luigi. He’ll know what to do!
Squidward: (answers phone) Hello?
SpongeBob: Squidward!
SpongeBob: (as he talks to Squidward, his voice gets higher and higher until the phone completely disappears) Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning... (and the house explodes)
Robotnik: (Slamming the phone down): For grounders sake, that better have been a wrong number!
SpongeBob: Ohh...nematodes. (sees a seed on the ground) The only thing left of my house is this Octorok!
SpongeBob: I’ve got bad news, guys! L
Squidward: (excited) **** you!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, your gay!
Patrick: Squid's taking it real hard. So what are you gonna do now?
SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with to, the Mushroom Kingdom!
Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don’t. (shown picture of SpongeBob’s parents frowning) We can build you a new Losta spaggethi!
SpongeBob: We can't build a house! (Main chorus from the song, hardware)
Patrick: Well, sure, it's easy! I built my house all by myself! (patricks house explodes)
When we see them building we hear swearing then, "the bagel" "the bagel".
Patrick: We’re done!
Mario: No!
SpongeBob: Yeah! So what do you think?
Patrick: I wish I lived there.
SpongeBob: Really?
Patrick:" Yes!
SpongeBob: Good night, Boswer!
SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. Muahahaahah, Muaahahahahahaha
Then suddenly patrick hits squidward with the rock several times saying "lotsa spaggetthi, lotsa spagetthi!
SpongeBob: (tapping Squidward's nose as he whispers) Squidward? Squidward?
Squidward: H-h-huh?
SpongeBob: Squidward?
Squidward: Huh? Wha-what?
SpongeBob: **** you!
Squidward: Yeah, yeah, wha-wha-whatever.
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Squidward: Goodbye spongebob, die!
SpongeBob: (Patrick is crying) you haven't seen the last of me
Squidward: (still dancing) SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving. (the seed grows some roots) SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving... (seed grows a vine and comes out of the ground and drops a pineapple where SpongeBob’s old house used to be on top of Squidward. The vine then goes back into the ground)
SpongeBob: My house is gay! (SpongeBob, his parents, & Patrick all excitedly go back into the pineapple) Aww, Squid, isn’t this great? I’m back forever!
Squidward: No!
(beep beep beep... what the fu BOOM!)
The King: Woah ha ha ha ha ha...
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