Episode Transcript: Gramma's Secret Recipe

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Episode Article: Gramma's Secret Recipe

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Sheldon J. Plankton
• Plankton's Grandma
• Squidward Tentacles
• Miss Priss (cameo)
• Grandma

Dialogue

(episode begins at Shady Shoals rest home)

Grandma Plankton: How about a little more, Plankton, or has this old granny had enough for one night?

Plankton: Oh, Grandma, you know I always have more pudding for you!

Grandma Plankton: Oh, that looks simply delightful!

Plankton: You once told me that this was your favorite flavor growing up as a child.

Grandma Plankton: Ration?

Plankton: Uh, no, chocolate. Open up! (feeds the pudding to his Grandma) You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma. There. Oops, looks like you've got a little on your face. Here, let me. (wipes off the pudding) There you are. There you are, darling.

Grandma Plankton: Oh, Plankton. You always were my favorite granddaughter!

Nurse: Five minutes until bedtime, Mr. Plankton.

Plankton: Well, Grandma, that's the sweetest, most tender...

Nurse: Five minutes, Mr. Plank...

Plankton: I heard you the first time! Now, where were we? (Grandma is asleep) Grandma, don't forget your teeth. (Grandma spits out her teeth and coughs) Ooh. Uh, uh, now, now, Grandma, just relax. There, there. (Grandma is asleep) That's perfect! (puts the teeth in his mouth) Perfect! (laughs evilly) Why didn't I think of this before? No one can say "No" to a helpless little grandma! thinking. (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab. Plankton arrives; female voice) Excuse me, Sonny, I'd simply love one of your Krabby what's-it's, but my delicate digestive system has special needs, and I'll need to see a complete list of ingredients. You wouldn't want me to be up all night with painful bloating, would you?

Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no! (gives the formula to "her") Here you are.

Plankton: Thanks, Sonny! I'm just going to take it home; I left my bifocals there. (laughs evilly as imagery fades. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob:(playing in the bathtub) La-la, la-la, la-la! La-la, la-la, la-la... (shoots a squirt of water with his hands. The water goes through his holes at the top of his head, then lands on the bar of soap) Yay, a direct hit! (uses a bar of soap as a walkie-talkie) Threat neutralized, Captain. Roger. Over. Uh-huh. Right away, Captain. All hands, prepare to dive! Repeat: prepare to di-- (Plankton, disguised as Grandma, knocks on the door. He clears his throat) Hi, lady!