Pick up a Pencil (Song)

Pick Up a Pencil is a song from the episode Atlantis SquarePantis

ARTIST: Squidward Tentacles

Isn't this great?
Isn't this neat?
I'm a living work of art, 
From my head to my feet.

From the very first drawings,
On walls in caves. 
Art has been what the heart and soul craves.

So pick up a brush, 
A pencil or pen, 
If you don't like this one,
Paint it again.

From now on call me Sir Real, (Pun on surreal)
I can wait for your impression to congeal.
Take it from an undersea renaissance man.

I'd even look great, 
On the side of your van.
And way you carve it,
I am art, and art is me.

Ask your mama or your dada,
To tell you about the schism,
Between minimalism and cubism.

My personality may be of the cynical type,
But I finally found something that live up to the hype.
I can say honestly with a great certainty,
That Atlantis where I want to spend,
Eternity---