Clarinet

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Squidward and his Clarinet

The Clarinet is the only friend of Squidward and it lives with Squidward. Squidward affectionally calls it "Clarry" sometimes. He performs frequently with her although it sounds dreadful and effects the people of Bikini Bottom in many ways. He has performed live many times and the

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Squidly and the Clarinet

critics wernt happy with Squidward and his clarinet. On a rare occasion, Squidward plays the clarinet quite well which is great. Squidwards ancestor, Squidly also has the same clarinet... The only time that Squidward and the clarinet played in a royal audience was in a dream that still ended up bad. The clarinet looks good, although it needs a better player to use its talent effectively...Clarry was killed by jellyfish.

Sound

Clarry often has bad sound, and the main reason why was revealed in The Best Day Ever!, where its tuning was too old, that even Spongebob's tooth worked well. Also,Gary played the clarinet in The Paper. Clarry also first appeared in Bubblestand where Squidward played some wrong notes on Clarry. In The Paper, Squidward played Clarry like this;

    MMMMArrryyyy hhhadfasdfasdddd A LIxle lamb..lixxle ljaxmb ba litxxle
           But Spongebob played on the Paper like this:
    MMMMARRRYYYY HAD A LITTLE, LITTLE, LIT-IT-ALL LAMB! DOWN THE BLOCK! ALL THE THROUGH THE WOODS, JAMMING UP.... 
             JJJJAAMMIN JAMMMIIN JJAAMMIIIN JJJAAMMINN THE PART-E UP..YEAH!
     

The Wooden Clarinet

As seen in the Christmas Who? SpongeBob makes Squidward a wooden clarinet which on the bottom of it it has a button whitch says "push". Squidward pushs the button and through three holes, three wooden figureins start to come out that look like Squidward with is clarnet and there is a tune that also sounds with it. On the side of the clarinet there is a carved out name "Squidward". Squidward was honoured by this and he showed full respect to spongebob for the rest of the episode. It seemed that the clarinet was hard to make because it's handmade in drift wood. It plays Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

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The OTHER Clarinet

Destroyed Times

• JELLYFISH JAM: The jellyfish rip the clarinet in half and dance around it when it's on fire.
• I WAS A TEENAGE GARY: Squidward's house became destroyed after Squidward kept running around his house's walls.
• SQUIDTASTIC VOYAGE: Squidward swallows the clarinet's reed, and Spongebob must go inside Squidward's body.
• NAUGHTY NAUTICAL NEIGHBORS: Spongebob and Patrick destroy Squidward's house with carbon dioxide.
• MRS.PUFF, YOU'RE FIRED: Spongebob destroys everything and every building in Bikini Bottom by a boating test.
• CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?: Squidward loses his entire job and his own house.
• CHRISTMAS WHO?': The black clarinet called Clarry,not the Christmas present, was sold away to someone as a gift.

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