SpongeBob Surf Shorts

These are shorts that were broadcast in 2009 to promote SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One. There are 3 in total. They are named "Separation Anxiety," "Surfing Dreams" and "SpongeBoard."

Characters

• SpongeBob (all 3)
• Patrick ("Separation Anxiety" and "SpongeBoard")
• Patrick's Skeleton ("Separation Anxiety")
• Patrick's Skin ("Separation Anxiety")
• Squidward ("Surfing Dreams")
• Other surfers

Transcripts

Separation Anxiety

(at Goo Lagoon, we see SpongeBob surfing on a wave until he faces wipeout)

SpongeBob: Whoa! (falls in the water. Patrick is disappointed by this)

Patrick: (applies glue to his surfboard) Apply the sauce! (bubble-wipe to later. Patrick is surfing on a giant wave) I... will not... be seperated... from... this... surf... boooaaarrrddd!! (notices a giant rock) ROCK! SEPERATE! SEPERATE! (tries to struggle to get off the surfboard, but crashes into the rock. His skeleton is flung into the air, then lands on the beach on his forehead, while his skin is washed upon shore. The skin's feet still has parts of the surfboard glued to them)

Patrick's Skeleton: I like your sandals.

Patrick's Skin: Thanks. We're inseparable.

Surfing Dreams

(at Squidward's house, Squidward is humming as he is arriving at his bathroom toilet when SpongeBob, equipped with his shorts and surfboard, pops out of it. Squidwrad screams)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing?

Squidward: What? How'd you? When did you?

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Since you already got a surfboard and shorts!

Squidward: (a surfboard and shorts magically appear with him. Notices them) What the?

SpongeBob: And since we're all ready at the beach!

Squidward: (he and SpongeBob magically appear at Goo Lagoon) Wha?

SpongeBob: In the water with a huge wave behind us! (he and Squidward are on their surfboards in the water. A huge wave goes for Squidward)

Squidward: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (wakes up from the nightmare. Looks around to see it's not a reality. Sighs in relief)

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna go surfing? (Squidward screams, gets off his beach chair, and runs off) Hmmm. I guess surfing isn't his thing.

SpongeBoard

(everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave)

SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!

Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!

SpongeBob: Let's do it! (lies on his back on the water) Your surfboard awaits.

Patrick: Oooooohhh. (bubble-wipe to later. Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs)

SpongeBob: This is awesome! (because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger)

Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we- huh? (SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed)

Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?

TV Specials, Shorts, Marathons and Events

Nick Saturdays (1999-2004, 2006-2007, 2010-2020) • Nick Fridays (1999, 2001-2006, 2011-) • March Toon Mania (2000) • 2000 Kids' Choice Awards Short (2000) • Astrology with Squidward (2000) • SpongeBob's Nicktoons Summer Splash (2000-2001) • SpongeBob's Gold Medal Dive-a-Thon (2000) • Daily U-Pick (2000-2002) • Nicktoons Afternoon Snack Packs (2000) • Nicktoons Got Game-a-Thon (2001) • Mighty Girls of Nick (2001) • Presidents' Day Celebration (2001) • Toonsday Afternoon Marathon (2001) • Spine-Tingling, Teeth-Chattering, Hair-Raising, Spooktastic Nicktoon Boo-Fest (2001) • SpongeBob-a-Thon (2002) • Friday Night Party with the Nicktoons (2002) • Nicktoons Battle (2002) • 12 Days of Nickmas (2002) • Plankton's Holiday Hits (2002) • Patrick the Snowman (2002) • Nickelodeon Holiday Party (2002) • How the You-Know-Who stole the You-Know-What (2002) • Nicktoons Studios Rules (2003) • Plankton's Revenge (2004) • Plankton's Plan (2004) • The Endless Summer (2005) • Your Brain on SpongeBob (2005) • Random Acts of SpongeBob (2006) • SpongeBob Extras (2006) • The Best Day Ever Marathon (2006) • Super Stuffed Nicksgiving Weekend (2006-2011) • Patrick for President (2007) • Foe-Gotten Years (2007) • NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW Week (2007) • The Top 100 Moments In Nicktoons History (2007) • Journey to Atlantis (2007) • SpongeBob Z-A (2007) • Gimme 5 (2008) • SpongeBob Premiere Factor 5 (2008) • Bikini Bottom Confidential (2008) • Nick's Nonstop Five at Five (2008) • Bob Squad (2009) • Deep Sea Danger Zone (2009) • The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash (2009) • SpongeBob Surf Shorts (2009) • Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants (2009) • Truth or Square Shorts (2009) • Back to the Past Shorts (2010) • SpongeBob's Last Stand Shorts (2010) • Clash of the Triton (2010) • The Clash of Triton Shorts (2010) • Gumshoe SquarePants (2010) • Legends of Bikini Bottom (2011) • Legends of Bikini Bottom Shorts (2011) • SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip (2011) • Sandy's Vacation in Ruins (2011) • Two Whole Weeks of Never Before Seen SpongeBobs (2012) • Mermaid Man-a-Thon (2012) • The Super Spongy Square Games (2012) • Nick Sundays (2012, 2015, 2018-2019) • Krabby Patty Party (2017) • Frozen Krabby Patty Shorts (2017) • SpongeBob Gold (2017) • You Bring the Color Week (2017) • SpongeBob's Winter Wonderland (2021) • The Tidal Zone (2023) • SpongeBob SquarePants' Super Stuffed Thanksgiving (2023) • Super Bowl LVIII: Live from Bikini Bottom (2024) • 31 Nights of Frights (2024)