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Episode Transcript: You Don't Know Sponge
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The Krusty Krab is shown and then inside. Squidward is reading a magazine and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and found out it was Patrick.
SpongeBob: (makes a dolphin noise)
Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times.
Squidward: Can you two be quiet?
SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so.
Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?
SpongeBob: Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. (Makes noise again)
Patrick: And my favorite is the platith song of the blue whale. Ahem. (Makes Noise)
Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song.
Whale Buisnessman: Huh? Did you hear that?
Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank (Whale Buisnessman): That song. It sounds just like...Martha!
Fish Buisinessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good!
Cuts back to Krusty Krab.
Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
SpongeBob: It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton! A ton of simple things to do!
Squidward: It must very challanging for you.
SpongeBob: Oh, it is.
Patrick: Yeah. And it made me look more smartlike. (Goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next?
SpongeBob: Well, let's take a look. (Opens Book) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other!
Squidward: Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignorarinius society. (Walks away from window)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Squidward!
Squidward: (Comes back to window) Morons. (Goes away again)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, again!
SpongeBob: You go first, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
SpongeBob: Oh, contrair. After you, moname.
Patrick: No. After you, old pal.
SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (A boot is thrown at his head) -Oof!
Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from!
SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ AQUAMARINE!
Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you.
SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed.
Patrick: (Draws "Patrick iz awesome" on the Wall) How did you know?
SpongeBob: Simple, Patrick! It's because you're my best friend!
Patrick: Awwwwwwww!!!!!
SpongeBob: Is your best friend's belly button have an inny or an outie?
Patrick: (Gasps & Grabs Front Desk with Squidward in it) No Peeking!
SpongeBob: (Laughs) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do this with my eyes closed! (Closes eyes and thinks) You haaaaaaaaaave...
Patrick: Oh! What will his answer be?
Squidward: The Suspense is killing me!
SpongeBob:...an Inny!
Patrick: Well, let's just check that Theory! (Looks down at his belly button and sees he's an inny) Inny! (Echoes) Wow! How does he do that?
Squidward: Magic! (Takes Desk and Walks Away)
Patrick: My Turn! But, Give me some hard questions. Not those Softballs you answered.
SpongeBob: Okay! First Question: What is your Best Friend's favorite Color?
Patrick: Aw Man! Pulled out the Big Guns. Color? Color?
SpongeBob: (Gasps to give Patrick a hint)
Patrick: No, No! No Hints! (Struggles) Blue! No! Clear! No! No, That's not it. Fourteen!
SpongeBob: The answer is....... beige.
Patrick: Oh Barnacles! I was So Close.
SpongeBob: Question Two: Is your Best friend Right- or Left-Handed?
Patrick: Hmmm.... Tricky.... Tricky.... Right or Left? RIGHT HANDED!
SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick! I'm Ambidextrous! (Writes in Notebook with Both Hands)
Patrick: Aww, Fishpaste!
SpongeBob: Next Question: Does Your Best friend Have An inny or an outie bellybutton?
Patrick: Bellybutton, huh? Hmm..... an inny!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick. I have an outie! (SpongeBob pulls down top of clothes to show he has an outie)
Patrick: Tartar Sauce!
SpongeBob: Well, I'm sure you'll get the next one right. What is your best friend's favorite food?
Patrick: Uhh....(SpongeBob holds up Krabby Patty and White sign with words "Krabby Patty" painted with red paint in it) Ooh! Ooh! I remember! Your favorite food is a Chum Burger! (SpongeBob drops his hands holding items)
SpongeBob: Eehhh... No.
Patrick: I thought for sure I had that one.
SpongeBob: Ok, let's try an easy one. (SpongeBob tosses magazine) Is your best friend a boy... or a girl?
Patrick: Oooohhh... That's a toughie. Hmm.... (Comes closer to SpongeBob and pulls arm to inspect muscles) Rugged biceps, (inspects eyelashes) but yet delicate eyelashes... Hmm.... PASS.
