Episode Transcript: Extreme Spots

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Episode Article: Extreme Spots

SpongeBob: A little more sand. Pat Pat Pat. Pat Pat Patrick! Check it out. An exact replica of the Krusty Krab. One sandy patty. Extra Grit.

Patrick: (gulps) A bit dry and flavorless. I'll take two dozen.

Fred: Hey everyone! The Drastic Radicals Are Doing Extreme Tricks!

Fishes: Oh Johnny, Johnny! Oh, Johnny!

SpongeBob: Let's go check it out!

Patrick: U'm can you give me a hand?

SpongeBob: Sure think buddy. (Patrick whistles and Patrick's body comes and places his head on his body)

(about Sand Mountain chattering)

Patrick: I can't see anything.

SpongeBob: Allow me.

(heard engine revs, crowd gasps)

Johnny Krill: Yeah!!! (laughs)

SpongeBob: Wow!

Patrick: Whoa!

SpongeBob: Whoa!

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Wow!

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Whoa!

Patrick: Whoa!

(bugle call)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Look Out!

(Not Dead Ted Laughs)

SpongeBob: Someone help that little old lady!

Grand Maul Granny: Help yourself, nimrods!

(explosion, screaming together, engine revs)

Narrator: Johnny Krill! Not Dead Ted! (Grand Maul Granny Laughs) Grand Maul Granny (explosion) Drastic...Radicals! (explosion) THE DRASTICALS!!!

Patrick: Did you see that?

SpongeBob and Patrick: What was that?

Fancy Fish: Why, those are the Dwastic Wadicals, the number one practitioners of extweme spowts (sips tea)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Extreme What?

Fancy Fish: Extweme Spowts.

Patrick: Extreme Spots? Well, that's no fair. You're already covered in Extreme Spots. Ooh. Hold on a second. (hive buzzing, Patrick screaming, electricity crackling) Okay, let's go meet our new heroes.

(the Drasticals laughing)

SpongeBob: We want to join your extreme spots team, as you can see, we're also covered head to toe in the most extreme of spots.

(Drasticals laugh)

Johnny Krill: It's extreme sports, not spots. So you wanna be a drastical. Let's see what you got, little dude.

SpongeBob: No problemo. I guess you just hop up like this... (revs engines, motorcycle drives off with his hands) Hey! Come back! (SpongeBob chases after it, motorcycle goes faster) Heeeeyyy!! (Runs the other way, motorcycle picks him up and he screams as he goes through sand dunes. Motorcycle stops, SpongeBob faints)

Grand Maul Granny: (Chuckling, to Patrick) You're turn, fat boy!

Patrick: Hey! How'd we get up here? (Patrick is pushed off cliff, hits several rocks then falls off mountain)

Johnny Krill: Our sports are too extreme for you dudes. Maybe we should start you two on something easier. What games do you dudes like to play?

Spongebob: Ooh, I know. How 'bout a little something called Jump rope?

Johnny Krill: Jumprope, eh? Demonstrate.

SpongeBob: Ready Patrick? On your mark, get set, jump rope!

Patrick: Extreme! [starts jumping] Hey, who's holding the other end?

SpongeBob: I am of course. (Pan to the right) Hi Patrick!

Patrick: D'uh. [blows harmonica, starts singing] My best friend is SpongeBob, he has a square head, I try on his clothes while he's asleep in bed.

SpongeBob: Yeah! What?

Patrick: That's weird, my face is leaking.

SpongeBob: You're face isn't leaking. You're just sweating from all the exercise.

Patrick: EXERCISE! (stops) Ooh, I didn't sign up for this! (faints)

SpongeBob: Extreme!

Johnny Krill: Dude that was NOT EXTREME. Let the Drasticals show you how it's done. Grab it Granny (throws one end of jump rope, Granny bites end of rope, Ted makes a somersault and lands on rope with his tongue, jumps back into the air)

Not Dead Ted: Drasticals! Whoo! Yeah! (Lands and jumps over rope to the point where he steams up)

Johnny Krill: Kick it up a notch!

(Ted sets aflame and shoots into the air)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooooh.

Not Dead Ted: YEAH!! (plane hits him, he falls face first into ground and burns to a crisp)

Johnny Krill: Yeah! See, extreme sports should be explosive! BOOM!

SpongeBob: Explosive, huh? I know just the thing! (dips bubble wand and blows bubble. Bubble pops) BOOM! (SpongeBob and Patrick make several explosion sounds) Impressed?

Drasticals: No.

Johnny Krill: Look dudes, to be extreme you gotta go bigger. Show 'em Drasticals! (Granny climbs huge bottle of bubble soap, dips huge wand and puts it in front of a ramp) Watch this! (Rides motorcycle into bubble, speeds into town and knocks over a building. Bubble pops and he gets crushed) Extreme. (Tunnels back, hops out of the ground) Now that's how you do extreme! You understand?

SpongeBob: I think I do. Is fighting extreme?

Johnny Krill: Fighting is totally extreme.

(Scene opens in wrestling ring.)

Patrick: I want a clean fight. I don't wanna see any trash laying around. (Rings h