Grandma SquarePants

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Grandma SquarePants
Gender: Female
Species: Sponge
Color: Orange
Birthday: Unknown
Height: Average
Family:
Voiced By: Marion Ross


Grandma SquarePants is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a badmouthed, slutty old hoe. She lives in a whorehouse at Conch Street. She is married to SpongeBob's Grandfather who SpongeBob fucks every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together. Probably because he wouldn't urinate all over her tits. She is the mother of Harold SquarePants (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode Grandma's Kisses, however, this was not her first porno.

She makes SpongeBob asscookies when he cums, and lets him wear a ass-eating dildo. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and is attracted to his porous body oh baby oh. She gives SpongeBob a big blowjob when he leaves her house, and everyone at the Krusty Krab sucks weeners to the point of seeing teeth in the butthole. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob, who desparately needs Keanue Reeves. His wang becomes as bad as a prosthetic leg. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma demands his tits.

She cameos in the episode: BlackJack, where SpongeBob thinks Cousin BlackJack SquarePants kidnapped her.

Appearance

Grandma's looks include:

  • Fluffy white pubic hair
  • Big, Horny-rimmed glasses
  • A Green dress
  • Wrinkles all over
  • A nose like SpongeBob's
  • Her face/head looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat
  • Obsession with Denzel Washington

She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a masculine, black voice.

Trivia

  • She also appears in a SpongeBob book called "Confessions of a Sponge", where she is interviewed by reporters. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the Krusty Krab in honor of her birthday.


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