Counting book

The counting book is a book from The Card. Patrick was reading it and planning to buy it, but gave up because he found it too complex.

Quotes

SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books.

Patrick: One, two, three, four...

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards?

Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Three, four. What's gonna happen next? FIVE? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three...

SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cards, please.

Comic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)

SpongeBob: All right!

Comic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar?

SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir.

Comic book dealer: Here you go, kid.

Patrick: Seventeen...

...

Comic book dealer: Ha ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out.

...

Patrick: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy!

Books and Magazines in Bikini Bottom

Art • Art Wonk • Bikini Bottom Yellow Pages • Book of Shells • Book of Spells • Boring Science • Counting Book • Dance Now! • Dance Quarterly • Fake Science Monthly • Fancy Living Digest • Frown Digest • Girls World • Gossip • Gratitude Magazine • Guide to Fitness • Guiness O' Rippley's Enormous Book of Curiosities, Oddities and World Records • House Fancy • How To Become A Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes • How to Open Things • How To Read • How to Torture • Krusty Krab Industries Labor Agreement • Krusty Krab Training Manual • Krusty Krab Work Schedule • Lamps • Lazy Review • Long, Tan and Handsome • Man Ray Style • Maximizing Profit • Modern Crochet • Shell Spiffy • Showtime Weekly • Simple-Ton Magazine • SpongeBob's Diary • Squid Ink • Squid Love • Texas Drawl • The Bikini Bottom Inquirer • The Customers of the Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them • The History of All Boating Ever... • The Land of Perpetual Excitement • The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Book • The Physics of Fun • Toxic Waste Monthly • Wonder Space Fish • Wrestling for Beginners Book

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