How To Read

The Book

How To Read is a book featured in the episode Rule of Dumb.

Looks

It is red, and has HOW to READ inside the first page. It is unknown what else is in the book.

Appearance

It is one of Patrick's overdue library books in the episode, and then he chucks it in the fire.

Trivia/Goofs

• The name is ironic because it would be virtually impossible to learn how to read from reading instructions on how to do so.
• It is revealed that Patrick cannot read.

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