Episode Transcript: Rise and Shine

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Episode Article: Rise and Shine

Characters

Dialogue

In SpongeBob's bedroom

(The big foghorn alarm wakes up SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Good...morning, Gary!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Say, Gary, do you ever wonder what Patrick's mornings are like?

Patrick's Rock

Patrick:(cut to Patrick sleeping on his recliner. The alarm goes off and he panics) Huh? What? Huh? No!! (screaming) What's making that noise? Hu-huh? (squints his eyes to see the alarm) Oh. (laughs with relief) It's you again. (alarm keeps ringing) Okay, joke's over. (still ringing) Alright, you got me. Now cut it out. (still ringing) That's it! (grunts with exertion at the lamp) Stop your ringing, mister! I'm warning you. Stop it! I said quit it! (breaks the lamp in half but he can still hear the ringing) Where's it coming from? Make it stop. (alarm rings its way over to Patrick) You've got to help me find out where that ringing is coming from. (alarm rings its way back over to the other side) Hey, come back! Oh, fine. I'll ask someone who cares. (takes off his underwear,and therefore, is naked, then puts it on a pillow, and draws SpongeBob's face on it) SpongeBob, where's that ringing coming from? (pillow falls over on the alarm to where you can hear a rumble. Patrick's stomach grumbles) Breakfast! (cut to Patrick in front of the pantry) Come to Patrick! (opens up the cabinet and all the cans fall out) Tartar sauce. I'm out of food again. All I have is these lousy cans with pictures of food on them. I wanted real food not pictures! (sloshing the can) Oh. The food is in the can. Okay, come on out. Come on. Oh, yeah. (gets a plate and puts it on the counter) Okay, breakfast, get on the plate. Come on. Nice, comfy plate just for you. Come on, get on there. Hello? Anybody in there? (dial tone) No answer. I'm coming to rescue you. (bangs head on the can a few times) Having a little trouble reaching you. (cuckooing) You stupid cans. (throws the can away but the can hits the alarm, making it stop, and breaks in half) Oh. Food. Ah, my favorite time of the day. Breakfast and a little morning television. (turns on TV)

Announcer: And now, live from Bikini Bottom, it's "Bikini Bottom Live". (Patrick eats all the food in one spoonful. Then sticks out his tongue to reveal the alarm still ringing)

Patrick: Oh my gosh. (sticks his tongue back in his mouth and swallows the clock) I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! (Starts running) I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants! (trips over the broken lamp, tripping down the stairs and over Gary) Gary? (flies through his drawers, coming out the other side with his pants on) Pants then flies through the bathroom, coming out with a toothbrush) A clean mouth is a happy mouth. (the toothpaste flies off the toothbrush) Darn. (Patrick bounces off the side, onto the roof, the bathtub, and out of his rock where SpongeBob is waiting)