Grandma SquarePants

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Grandma SquarePants
Gender: Female
Species: Sponge
Color: Orange
Height: Average
Family:
Voiced By: Marion Ross


Grandma SquarePants is SpongeBob's grandmother. She is a nice, friendly old lady. She lives in a nice house at Conch Street. She is married to SpongeBob's Grandfather who SpongeBob mentions every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together (Grandpa may have died). She is the mother of Harold SquarePants (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the episode Grandma's Kisses.

She makes SpongeBob cookies when he comes over, and lets him wear a cookie-eating hat. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and reads him a story about a magical sea leprechaun. She gives SpongeBob a big kiss when he leaves her house, and everyone at the Krusty Krab sees this. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma tells him he does not have to kid to get a grandmother's love.

She cameos in the episode BlackJack, where SpongeBob thinks Cousin BlackJack SquarePants killed her, but really she was just making gingerbread men.

Appearance

Grandma's looks include:

  • Fluffy white pubic hair
  • Big, Horny-rimmed glasses
  • A Green SESSSSY dress!!!
  • Wrinkles all over her cunt.
  • A nose like SpongeBob's disco stick
  • Her vag/clit looks like the cookies SpongeBob loves to eat

She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a black,masculine voice.

Trivia

  • She also appears in a SpongeBob porno called "Confessions of a Naughtical venarial disease carrying prostitute", where she is interviewed by some crack dealers. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the Krusty Krab to fuck her handicapped stall...and her vagina. She loves to blow her Spongebob...nice.


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