Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

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Dialogue

SpongeBob: (frantically jumps out of bed) Good morning, Gary! Good morning, Mister Mailman!

Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. (The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky) AAAHHH!

SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...

Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.

SpongeBob: The best job...

Mr. Krabs: He's already 10 seconds late. I'm doubting he's not paying for this.

SpongeBob: And of course the bestest pet.

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug and Gary's shell breaks and SpongeBob runs out of his house and runs into Patrick)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Patrick: Hi SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! How goes it?

Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up (Turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly).

SpongeBob: What's that?

Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom that I spent all day baking. Idiot Boy!

SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. (SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house)

SpongeBob: Squidward!

Squidward: Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep. Do you understand? Idiot Boy! (Cut To The Treedome And sandy inventing a robot)

Sandy: It's all done! my greatest invention yet! (The robot starts to dance)

Spongebob: Sandy! What a new robot! (Spongebob trips on a log and some of the water in his tank goes on Sandy's robot)

Sandy: NOOOOOOOO!! (Sandy's robot blows up)

Spongebob: Let me explain. You see... i was passing by the tree and i thought it d' be funny if i gave you a surprise.

Sandy: Oh you gave me a surprise alright. LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT! (shows the destroyed robot) Get out of here! Idiot boy!

Spongebob: I guess that means there's only one place left to go. A place where i am wanted wherever they like it or not! (Cut to the Krusty Krab) Spongebob Workpants reporting for duty Mr Krabs.

Mr Krabs: Hurry up and get in there boy! Patties need flipping.

Spongebob: No Worries Captain! (Spongebob trips on some frying pans) Oops well all in a days work. Now back to doing what i do best! No way i can mess this up... (Spongebob slides in a puddle of water and he starts screaming)

Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on?

Spongebob: Mr Krabs! (Spongebob slides and hits Mr Krabs and Mr Krabs falls in where Spongebob cooks his fries then gets out immediately) Mr Krabs are you ok?

Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in where the fries are cooked)

Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously)

Mr Krabs: (kicks out Spongebob) If i were you i d' get as far away from me as possible Idiot Boy! (Spongebob is shocked)

Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)(sighs)By some how mange to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me hun, Gary?

Gary:(we see Gary putting a bange on his back and he hisses at spongebob)

SpongeBob:(sighs)I'll miss you two, buddy(walks away the year supply of snail food that is left for gary)There's a year supply of snailfood for you.(walks out of his house and turns around)Good-bye pineapple. (the chimmey blows spongebob up in the sky)Good bye Squidward. Good bye Patrick. Good bye Sandy. Good bye Bikini Bottom. Good bye old life as I know. (He landed on the road next to the sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom Population 538 (crosses out the 8 with a clalk and puts a one next to it) minus one.(he leaves bikini bottom down the road) idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot...(that night spongebob heard a noise every noise he saw a man wit a changball scares SpongeBob and SpongeBob runs for his life but falls on the cliff upside down causing him to boink his head by a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff now he's got a long bump on his head)whoa I must of boink myself on the head.(the things that spongebob packed hits him on a boinked head and Spongebob fainted. Cut to Patrick who is knocking on the door and drinking milkshake)

Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Patrick: I don't know. I need to tell him that i need more hot sauce for my milkshake.(Drinks his milkshake)

Sandy: We ain't got no time for that. HI-YAH!(Brushs through the door)

Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow.

Sandy:Gary? where are you little guy? (Shearches for Gary)

Huge fat Gary:Mrloooow.

Sandy: Gary?! Gary?!(Bumps some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom zooms out to see that Gary is now extrmemiy huge and fat)

Huge fat Gary:Mrloow.

Sandy:Gary! what happened to you?

Huge fat Gary:Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.(Sandy sees a note on Gary's foodbowl)

Sandy:A note.(picks up the note and reads it)To whom what it may concern if you found this letter that means gary's foodbowl is empty that it needs to be refilled. It also means that I messed up everything place by place since no one is notice till now. No one needs to worry, I won't bother everyone again. sincerly, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot boy.(Patrick and Sandy looked at each other sadly)

(Cut to SpongeBob when the villagers woke him up)

Villager man: I could use this.

Villager woman: Yeah I could use some of those.(both villagers laugh)

SpongeBob: Hello there. How did you guys get here?

Villagers woman: Oh, were the villagers of new kelp city. and we found some of your clothes.

Villager man: Yes, and you must be a yellow guy named SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:(looks behind then turns around to the villaders)Are you talking to me?

Villager man: You mean you don't know your name?

SpongeBob: No I'm don't. All I know that I hit myself on the head on a bunch of those rocks. Now I don't seem to remember everything.

Villager man: Ok, so if your name is not SpongeBob, and these aren't your clothes, Then you must be...uh...CheeseHead Brownpants.

SpongeBob: CheeseHead hun?(Something is inside SpongeBob's pocket)Hold on what's this?(Takes out a bubblebottle and a bubblewand)Bubbles how do this get in here?

(Two villagers scream and runs away)

Spongebob: I wonder what got into them?(Spotted the town called New Kelp City)

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