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Grandma SquarePants
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| − | *She also appears in a SpongeBob book called "Confessions of a Sponge", where she is interviewed by reporters. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the | + | *She also appears in a SpongeBob book called "Confessions of a Sponge", where she is interviewed by reporters. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the handicapped stall in the men's room for sex! |
| − | *She is mentioned in | + | *She is mentioned in [No Nose Knows]] and it is revealed that she always says ''Punish the cooch,not the ho.'' |
Revision as of 20:59, 4 November 2009
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| Grandma SquarePants | |
| Gender: | Female |
| Species: | Sponge |
| Color: | Orange |
| Height: | Average |
| Family: | |
| Voiced By: | Marion Ross
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Grandma SquarePants is a dirty old slut, She lives in a whorehouse at Conch Street. She is married to SpongeBob's Grandfather who SpongeBob pimps out every now and then, but for some reason they don't live together (Grandpa may have been in a drive by). She is the mother of Harold SquarePants (SpongeBob's father). She first appeared in the porno Grandma's Kisses.
She makes SpongeBob cookies when he comes over, and lets him wear a cookie-eating hat. She makes him a sweater with love in every stitch, and reads him a story about a magical sea leprechaun. She gives SpongeBob a big kiss when he leaves her house, and everyone at the Krusty Krab sees this. They then make fun of it and are very mean to SpongeBob. So the next time SpongeBob and Patrick visit her house, SpongeBob says he wants to be treated like a man, so Grandma decides to treat Patrick like a kid. SpongeBob gets really jealous, so Grandma tells him he does not have to kid to get a grandmother's love.
She cameos in the episode BlackJack, where SpongeBob thinks Cousin BlackJack SquarePants killed her, but really she was just making gingerbread men.
Appearance
Grandma's looks include:
- Fluffy white pubic hair
- Big, Horny-rimmed glasses
- A Green dress
- Wrinkles all over
- A cunt like SpongeBob's
- Her face/head looks like the pussy SpongeBob loves to eat
She is a round sponge like SpongeBob's other family members, and speaks in a kindly voice.
Trivia
- She also appears in a SpongeBob book called "Confessions of a Sponge", where she is interviewed by reporters. She says that SpongeBob once took her to the handicapped stall in the men's room for sex!
- She is mentioned in [No Nose Knows]] and it is revealed that she always says Punish the cooch,not the ho.
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