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Episode Transcript: Whale of a Birthday
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Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.<br> | Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.<br> | ||
− | Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Everything is all set. | + | Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Pearl: Everything is all set. Why, I've already got the party favors! Bubble Wrap! This year's gonna be a blast.<br> |
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Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties. But you better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap.<br> | Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties. But you better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap.<br> | ||
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Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br> | Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.<br> | ||
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(later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]])<br> | (later at the [[Bikini Bottom Mall]])<br> | ||
− | Pearl: So, that's when | + | Pearl: So, that's when Marcie told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.<br> |
− | Friend #1: Oh. | + | Friend #1: Oh.<br> |
− | SpongeBob: Me too. | + | SpongeBob: Me too. |
Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.<br> | Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.<br> | ||
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All: Hi, Billy!<br> | All: Hi, Billy!<br> | ||
− | Billy: | + | Billy: Meep. (all sighing. SpongeBob, dressed up as a girl, sighs after they do)<br> |
SpongeBob: (girly voice) Isn't he dreamy? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier) Price check on four.<br> | SpongeBob: (girly voice) Isn't he dreamy? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier) Price check on four.<br> | ||
− | Billy: | + | Billy: Meep.<br> |
(back at the Krusty Krab)<br> | (back at the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Hey...maybe I should have hired that ice sculptor.<br> | Mr. Krabs: Hey...maybe I should have hired that ice sculptor.<br> | ||
− | Squidward: Ice sculptor? Any fool can sculpt in ice. It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of | + | Squidward: Ice sculptor? Any fool can sculpt in ice. It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.<br> |
− | Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, | + | Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, we've got the decor covered. Now how about entertainment? Pearl wants some boy band called 'Boys Who Cry'.<br> |
− | Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're my favorite band. They charge a million dollars | + | Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're my favorite band. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run into real money.<br> |
− | Mr. Krabs: You're a real fan, huh | + | Mr. Krabs: You're a real fan, huh?<br> |
Squidward: Oh yeah, I know all their songs.<br> | Squidward: Oh yeah, I know all their songs.<br> | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter) | Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter) | ||
− | All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A < | + | All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A <GIRL')<br> |
Judy: "It's a boy"?! (3 friends laugh)<br> | Judy: "It's a boy"?! (3 friends laugh)<br> | ||
− | Pearl: Daddy! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and try a bite. All | + | Pearl: Daddy! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and try a bite. All eat)<br> |
Friend #1: Stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and take a sip) It tastes like dishwater.<br> | Friend #1: Stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and take a sip) It tastes like dishwater.<br> | ||
− | Squidward: It is dishwater. (friends | + | Squidward: It is dishwater. (friends drink the punch)<br> |
− | Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (head falls off) It's made out of | + | Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (head does not falls off) It's made out of kraaby patties!<br> |
− | SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is | + | SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Yum! Because who all wants some cake?<br> |
− | Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all take a bite | + | Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all take a bite) It's made out of cardboard!<br> |
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br> | Mr. Krabs: And frosting.<br> | ||
− | Friend #1: Well, Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row. Must be a new record. Let's | + | Friend #1: Well, Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row. Must be a new record. Let's stay.<br> |
− | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Root beer, but...<br> |
Pearl: Wait, don't leave. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?<br> | Pearl: Wait, don't leave. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?<br> | ||
− | Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (curtain unfolds as R & B | + | Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (curtain unfolds as R & B tunes beings to play with Boys Who Cry standing on the stage)<br> |
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Judy: Yeah!<br> | Judy: Yeah!<br> | ||
− | Friend #2: | + | Friend #2: Yay!<br> |
− | Friend #1: What a | + | Friend #1: What a Whale of a Birthday.<br> |
− | Judy: This | + | Judy: This is great!<br> |
− | Pearl: Daddy, how could you? I gave you a list | + | Pearl: Daddy, how could you? I gave you a list! (dances smiling)<br> |
− | Mr. Krabs: Pearl, | + | Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what do you like? (crowd dances at Boys Who Cry)<br> |
− | Pearl: You | + | Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, even for me. (dances)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.<br> | Mr. Krabs: I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.<br> | ||
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Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br> | Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.<br> | ||
− | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Hit it boys! |
'''''Endsong:''''' Boys Who Cry "It's All About You" | '''''Endsong:''''' Boys Who Cry "It's All About You" |
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Episode Article: Whale of a Birthday
Characters
Dialogue
(opens up with Pearl sleeping until the radio wakes her up)
Radio: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! It's a very special day today because we have got the new single from Boys Who Cry: 'It's All About You'.
Song: Boys Who Cry "It's all about you" It's All About You
It's all about you girl, On your sixteenth birthday! Pay attention to you girl, Everyone has to do just what you say. You get your very own spotlight tonight, Cuz it's all about you! Yeah, it's all about Pearl! You're the birthday girl!
Pearl
Yeah! It's all about me On my 16th birthday I want music, clothes, and shiny things So give it up right away Everybody in the whole wide world They have to pay attention to me It's all about me, me...and guess who? Me!
Mr. Krabs: (Pearl crashes through the ceiling and into the kitchen on the ground floor) Neptune's trousers!
Pearl: Morning, daddy!
Mr. Krabs: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a room on the ground floor?
Pearl: Oh, daddy. I'm just excited because tomorrow's a very special day.
Mr. Krabs: (gulps) It is? (Pearl stares at him) Oh, I mean it is! Very special. Very very special, indeed.
Pearl: You have no idea what day tomorrow is, do you?
Mr. Krabs: None at all.
Pearl: It's my 16th birthday!
Mr. Krabs: I knew that. How could you think I wouldn't know that? What are you gonna be, 12?
Pearl: I'm going to be 16! It's only the most important birthday in my entire life. If I don't have a completely awesome party, my whole high school reputation will collapse. I'll have to drop out, I won't go off to college, I'll never leave home. You'll have to support me for the rest of my life.
Mr. Krabs: (nervously chuckles) Well, we don't want that to happen.
Pearl: Then promise me you'll give me a real party this year. And don't be cheap! (nods)
(later at the high school)
Pearl: Hi, girls.
Friend #1: Hi, Pearl.
Pearl: Are you guys coming to my totally coral birthday party tomorrow?
Friend #1: I don't know, Pearl. Is this going to be as totally coral as last year, when your dad passed out paper clips as
party favors? (3 girls laugh)
Judy: Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? (balloon floats up) Please.
Friend #2: Remember the pony ride? (wooden horse with a paint can as a head and a broom stick as a tail)
Friend #1: I can't wait to see how he ruins this year. (3 girls laugh as Pearl runs out of school smiling. Shes heads
towards the Krusty Krab)
Pearl: Daddy!
Mr. Krabs: Everybody brace for impact!
Pearl: Tell me you've got something totally coral planned for my birthday party.
Mr. Krabs: Now, now, don't snap your mizzenmast. Pearl: Everything is all set. Why, I've already got the party favors! Bubble Wrap! This year's gonna be a blast.
Pearl: Daddy, you ruined all my birthday parties. But you better not ruin this one. Now promise me you won't be cheap.
Mr. Krabs: (gulps) I promise.
Pearl: Good, because I made a list. (list rolls out of the Krusty Krab and down the road. Mr Krabs rolls it up) Now I want everything on this list at my party. (kisses her dad) Bye. I'll be at the mall with my friends.
Mr. Krabs: I plan the party
(later at the Bikini Bottom Mall)
Pearl: So, that's when Marcie told me that Julie said that Angela did like Brad.
Friend #1: Oh.
SpongeBob: Me too.
Pearl: (holding up a purple, plastic comb) Oh my gosh, this is the greatest thing I have seen in the whole world.
SpongeBob: (runs up to the cashier) I'd like to buy that piece of plastic with this piece of plastic. (giggles)
Cashier: (looking at the credit card) Mr. Krabs, huh? Quick--how do you spell "Krabs"?
SpongeBob: Umm...I'm pretty sure it has a 'B' in it.
Cashier: Close enough. (swipes the credit card through the machine) There you go, kid.
SpongeBob: That's it? Hmmm, I'll never understand the workings of high finance.
Pearl: (holding up lip gloss) Wow, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in the whole world. Glitter gloss!
SpongeBob: Oh, no, I bought the wrong present.
Judy: Pearl, you have got to see this.
Pearl: Coming, Judy.
Elderly Fish: Oh...hmmm... (mirror flips around revealing SpongeBob. He takes the glitter gloss away from the elderly fish
and the mirror flips back around)
SpongeBob: Now this is obviously the greatest present ever.
Pearl: (squeals) This is the greatest thing in the whole world! (SpongeBob sighs)
(back at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is nailing down a banner)
Squidward: The banner's up, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: I've had that since the day she was born. I got it on sale.
Squidward: I'm sure she'll love it, Mr. Krabs.
(back at the mall)
Pearl: This sea pony is the cutest thing ever. Do you want to come home and be my pony? (pony imagines Pearl being on its back) Whee! (pony shakes its head)
Judy: Pearl, come here. This is so coral. (SpongeBob is disguised as a Dog Fish next to the pony)
Pearl: Oh my gosh, it's Billy Fishkin.
All: Hi, Billy!
Billy: Meep. (all sighing. SpongeBob, dressed up as a girl, sighs after they do)
SpongeBob: (girly voice) Isn't he dreamy? (SpongeBob takes Billy and hands him to the cashier) Price check on four.
Billy: Meep.
(back at the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: I finished Pearl's portrait, Mr. Krabs. It's a true masterpiece. (reveals a ice sculpture of Pearl)
Mr. Krabs: Hey...maybe I should have hired that ice sculptor.
Squidward: Ice sculptor? Any fool can sculpt in ice. It takes true genius to transform 400 pounds of ice into a work of such majesty.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Well, we've got the decor covered. Now how about entertainment? Pearl wants some boy band called 'Boys Who Cry'.
Squidward: Boys Who Cry? They're my favorite band. They charge a million dollars just to show up. And if you want them to lip-sync, it'll run into real money.
Mr. Krabs: You're a real fan, huh?
Squidward: Oh yeah, I know all their songs.
Mr. Krabs: All their songs?
(back at the mall where Pearl and friends are gazing at a bunch of things and SpongeBob buys them all, including: a dress, sunglasses, a pair of platform shoes, and other gifts)
Pearl: Wouldn't it be cool if my dad got me this for my birthday?
Friend #1: It sure would be. If he was cool, which he's not. (laughs)
Pearl: Yeah, he probably got me another box of staples.
(back at the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: It's almost time for the party to start!
SpongeBob: I'm back, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what took you so long? And where's Pearl's present?
SpongeBob: The delivery truck will be here momentarily.
Squidward: Here she comes, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Everybody get into position. (Pearl and friends enter)
All: Happy birthday! (everyone is standing in front of the banner that reads 'IT'S A <GIRL')
Judy: "It's a boy"?! (3 friends laugh)
Pearl: Daddy! (friends walk over to the popcorn machine and try a bite. All eat)
Friend #1: Stale popcorn. (friends walk over to the punchbowl and take a sip) It tastes like dishwater.
Squidward: It is dishwater. (friends drink the punch)
Pearl: (notices the sculpture) Is that supposed to be me? (head does not falls off) It's made out of kraaby patties!
SpongeBob: On the sculpture, it is ice! Yum! Because who all wants some cake?
Pearl: Well, the cake does look good. (all take a bite) It's made out of cardboard!
Mr. Krabs: And frosting.
Friend #1: Well, Pearl, 16 lame parties in a row. Must be a new record. Let's stay.
SpongeBob: Root beer, but...
Pearl: Wait, don't leave. My dad got Boys Who Cry to play. You did get Boys Who Cry, right?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, even better sweetie. Hit it. (curtain unfolds as R & B tunes beings to play with Boys Who Cry standing on the stage)
Boys Who Cry: Hello, ladies.
':When my tearducts get issue, I can't use just any tissue... I need four-ply, Four-Ply, Four-Ply, Four-Ply, When I cry... Huh!
Friend #2: Hey, that's not Boys Who Cry.
Judy: Yeah!
Friend #2: Yay!
Friend #1: What a Whale of a Birthday.
Judy: This is great!
Pearl: Daddy, how could you? I gave you a list! (dances smiling)
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, what do you like? (crowd dances at Boys Who Cry)
Pearl: You did everything! You stopped being cheap, even for me. (dances)
Mr. Krabs: I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.
SpongeBob: That's it. Back it up. Right there. Let 'er go! (dump truck full of presents unloads them all)
Pearl: You bought me a boat?
Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean...I did?
Friends: Wow.
Pearl: Oh, daddy, I don't know how it could get better than this.
SpongeBob: Hit it boys!
Endsong: Boys Who Cry "It's All About You"
It's all about you girl,
On your sixteenth birthday!
Pay attention to you girl,
Everyone has to do just what you say.
You get your very own spotlight tonight,
Cuz it's all about you!
Yeah, it's all about Pearl!
You're the birthday girl!
Mr. Krabs: Boy, how much is all this costing me?
SpongeBob: Here's the receipt.
Mr. Krabs: (freaks out) I ought to...
Pearl: Oh, daddy, you got me everything I wanted. (kisses her dad)
Mr. Krabs: Ah, nothing's too good for me daughter. Heh.
SpongeBob: You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Don't push your luck, boy.