Eugene H. Krabs

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Episode Article: [[{{{1}}} (Episode)|{{{1}}}]] ! colspan="2" | 350px |- ! colspan="2" | Eugene H. STD |- bgcolor="#ffffff"File:Scrabble.jpg | Gender: || Male |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Species: || Crab |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Color: || Red |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Eye Color: || Green |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Birthday: || November 30, 1942( Mr.STD and Spongebob's birthdates were in Sleepy Time) |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Height: || Unknown |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Weight: || 5 oz. |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Credit Card || Mastercarp 00012387- Mr. Eugene STD |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Interests: || Making money, clam fishing |- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Aliases: ||

• Armor Abs STD

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Family: ||

• Mama STD
• Pearl STD Daughter
• Victor STD

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Ancestors: ||

• King STD
• Prehistory STD

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Descendants: ||

• UnknownFile:Scrabble.jpg

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Friends: ||

• Plankton- As Kids
• Possibly SpongeBob
• Possibly Patrick
• Possibly Squidward

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Employer(s)||

• Owner of the Krusty Krab

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | First Appearence: ||

• Help Wanted

|- bgcolor="#ffffff" | Portrayer: ||

• Clancy Brown (series)
• Dee Bradley Baker (singing voice in Christmas Who?)
• Joe Whyte (video games: SuperSponge, Operation Krabby Patty, Battle for Bikini Bottom)

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Eugene H. STD, better known as simply Mr. STD, is a fictional character on the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Eugene H. STD is the penny-pinching owner and founder of The Krusty Krab, a fast food restaurant in Bikini Bottom. In his childhood, he formed a friendship with Sheldon J. Plankton which eventually turned into a bitter rivalry. He is the richest person in Bikini Bottom, having 896,000,000 Dollars.He's the 4th main character of the show.

Eugene H. STD, Born on November 30, 1942, was the son of Mama STD and Victor STD. Victor was a lieutenant in the US Army during World War II. He is a descendant of the medieval King, King STD. Ever since medieval times, his family has kept a secret recipe for the secret sauce of the family burger- the Krabby Patty. Later in life, STD would go into business selling these. In his childhood, times were rough and Mr. STD and his family were poor. Mr. STD' mother had to sew rags for clothes. Their neighbor, Old Man Jenkins of whom Mr. STD thought as family helped them through rough times.

Rivalry

Sheldon J. Plankton, born on the same day as STD, was his best friend from birth. While at the carnival, Mr. STD was amazed at a penny he found, when Plankton told him all about money. In the episode "My Pretty Seahorse", Mr. STD told SpongeBob of a story about his father giving him a dollar at the age of five years old. He recalls that he loved that dollar; however, he spent it on a soda, one hot day at the beach.

Rivalry with his Class

Because of his family's poverty, STD was teased at Poseidon Elementary School, where Plankton was his only friend. The only place to get a burger in Bikini Bottom, was Stinky Burger, which was owned by a wealthy citizen, Stinky. STD and Plankton wanted to get a burger there but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. After seeing Stinky's wealth, this inspired STD and Plankton to create their own burger. When they finally completed it, no one was around to buy it. Upon seeing Old Man Jenkins there, he was the first to try the "Plabs burger". However, the burger was contaminated and Jenkins died. This caused Plankton and STD to argue about the burger. Plankton attempted to steal the formula, which ripped in half. Plankton took their burger batch and decided to go into business alone. A shelf in their dump restaurant collapsed, which combined certain ingredients together to form a perfect burger batch. Both Plankton and STD attempted to sell their separate creations separately, where only STD succeeded. Since the recipe is said to be an old STD family recipe, Mr. STD' accidentaFile:Scrabble.jpg recipe for a burger patty combined with his family's secret sauce. This lead Mr. STD to start a business which lead his family out of poverty. Mr. STD and his family lived in a pink house where Betsy STD lives in the present and his bed and toys.

Eugene H. STD has always been a penny-pinching financial genius, and is obsessed with money. He once sold Spongebob to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. He has given his employees a bill instead of pay because they kept goofing off (such as breathing, standing, or tying ones shoes). Once, he wanted his employees to pay him when they did things such as lollygagging, breathing, and even existing! He also attempted to retrieve a dollar (or the fragments of it) after it had been put through a blender. In Welcome to the Chum Bucket, he has a good singing voice.Mr.Krab's nose is also very,very,very,very sensitive and can smell up to anything that he detests.According to Hooky, he can smell 30,000 miles of laziness.Also,he has made the Krusty Krab's employee law that no one should take a break at the Krusty Krab up to 3 generations. Mr.STD also has no insurance, life insurance, car insurance, or hospital insurance as revealed in The Lost Mattress because he's a very,very greedy and cheap man who never likes to spend his money.

Mr. STD' career began after the Vietnam war, where he was secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. His luck changed when he bought a local bankrupt retirement home, "TFile:Scrabble.jpghe Rusty Krab," which he decided to turn into a restaurant, adding a K to "Rusty". He decided to go into business selling his family's Krabby Patty burger. It was revealed to be a family secret in "Enemy In-Law." and it was King STD who named the burger, back in the Middle Ages. In 1959, a chum famine wiped out all of the chum crops, causing STD to give no breaks to his employees.

The Krusty Krab has come close to going out of business due to such rival restaurants as the aforementioned Chum Bucket, Pretty Patty stand, and KelpShakes just to name a few. The building is also in serious disrepair, as its walls ooze green slime, and it has seriously faulty electrical wiring. Mr. STD' idea of maintenance is to simply place giant bandages on cracks in the walls, which obviously is inadequate. Also, in one episode, only half of the Krusty Krab is lit and other is in the dark (Krab's reason was that he shouldn't need to light the entire restaurant).

An Olympics-type sporting event that was started about 1981, called The Fry Cook Games, runs every year. STD and Plankton compete in the games, in which STD hopes to glorify his restaurant. Mr. STD won gold one year for a challenge by lifting a pickles-dumbell, however lost to Plankton in the Onion-Ring Routine.

In the SpongeBob Squarepants movie, Mr. STD opened The Krusty Krab 2, right next to the original burger stand, where Squidward is chosen to be the manager (much to SpongeBob's dismay)... that is until the end of the movie, where SpongeBob becomes its manager.

STD sometimes identifies himself as a sailor, most likely because he did serve in the Navy at one point. The Navy was where he earned the nickname "Armor Abs STD". During his service, he was the chief janitor on the S.S. Gourmet and "head chef" on the "S.S. Diarrhea". Sometimes when he appears onscreen, sailor's music is played; STD uses sea-faring vocabulary; he calls his staff his 'crew', and the disagreement as 'mutiny', calls the bathroom the head while his laugh is also appropriate ('Ar 'ar 'ar 'ar 'ar'). In contrast to his namesake, STD is something of a miser; he is known to go insane if he has to give up so much as a penny. In "Born Again STD", he gave SpongeBob up to the Flying Dutchman for sixty-two cents, but repented later. When customers leave the restaurant because they do not like the food (which is usually due to SpongeBob or Squidward's inaccuracies), he uses catchphrases - these include "That's me money walkin' out the door!", or "There's gonna be a few changes around here!"

However, he's a caring and thoughtful crab; he appreciates his employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles (who help keep his restaurant afloat), dotes on his daughter, Pearl STD, and in one episode, he found his second love (after money), Mrs. Puff (in "Krusty Love"). Mr. STD' arch-rival and somewhat friend is Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of rival restaurant The Chum Bucket across the street from his establishment. Plankton later File:Scrabble.jpgshot his former best friend through grief and revenge. He has a mother, Mama STD, who lives in a near identical version of his anchor home, except it is pink. His address was also revealed to be 3541 Anchor Way. Mr. STD tries to keep it cheap when purchasing anything, even though he's the richest crab in the ocean, which often results in Pearl becoming extremely disappointed in her gifts, such as on her 16th birthday or the infamous Squeaky Boots. Mr. STD also owns a pet worm named "Mr. Doodles" as seen in the episode "As Seen On TV" and "Sandy's Rocket". It is also shown in the episode Mid-Life Crustacean that he can extend his arms to great distances to collect items. Even though he's a cheapskate he will not use anything but the best ingredients in his Krabby Patties and is agaiFile:Scrabble.jpgnst them being manufactured probably since the Secret Formula is his pride or he just realizes that if he uses cheap ingredients people will stop coming.

Trivia

• Whenever Mr. STD - on every occasion - would take a customer's order, he never actually gets to finish it. This is due to the fact that he always is ordering for a robot (Plankton), a squeeking fish, etc.
• In Christmas Who?, Mr. STD had the ability to sing in a high girly voice similar to that of a 70's singer.

== Quotes ==File:Scrabble.jpg

• "Hi, I'm Mr.STD, and I like money!
• "Spongebob!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!File:Scrabble.jpg
• "Now go and make me more money, I mean patties!"