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Episode Transcript: Grandpappy the Pirate
(Mr. Krabs builds a fake pirate ship in hope of impressing his grandpa.) |
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie. | + | {| border="1" |
| − | Mailman: Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away) | + | |-bgcolor="#CCCCCC" |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! ( | + | !Back Episode Transcript |
| − | SpongeBob: I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs. | + | !Next Episode Transcript |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, "The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." And he wanted me to be a pirate, too. | + | |- |
| − | + | |align="center" rowspan="3"|[[Episode Transcript: Ditchin|Ditchin]] | |
| − | Baby Mr. Krabs | + | |[[Episode Transcript: Cephalopod Lodge|Cephalopod Lodge]] |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here. | + | |} |
| − | Mr. Krabs: So I bought me a ship, hired a crew..... | + | |
| − | Crew member: Aaarrrrr! | + | Episode Article: [[Grandpappy the Pirate]] |
| − | Mr. Krabs: And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound. | + | |
| − | + | ==Characters== | |
| − | + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson. | + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
| − | Young Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, Grandpa | + | *[[Grandpa Redbeard]] |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business. | + | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] |
| − | Young Mr. Krabs: Yeah, uh, Grandpa... | + | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: And I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie. | + | *[[Pearl]] |
| − | + | *[[ Mailman]] | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo! | + | |
| − | SpongeBob: Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship | + | ==Dialogue== |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie. |
| − | SpongeBob: We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up. | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Yeah. | + | '''Mailman''': Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away) |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled | |
| − | SpongeBob: Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers! | + | or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! (gasps) Grandpa Readbeard comin bla, bla, bla! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to sail! | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs. | |
| − | + | ||
| − | Squidward | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, "The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." And he wanted me to be a pirate, too. (flashes back to when he was a baby. His grandpa was babysitting him on his pirate ship. Baby Mr. Krabs is shown chewing a rattle) |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here. |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': So I bought me a ship, hired a crew..... |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''Crew member''': Aaarrrrr! |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | Squidward | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound. (crew members line up to get paid) I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. 'Twas also the last time I saw me granddad. |
| − | Mr. Krabs | + | |
| − | Patrick | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Way to go, fellars. | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: (swings to the ship) Hee-ar! | + | '''Young Mr. Krabs''': Well, actually, Grandpa... I just sold... |
| − | Mr. Krabs: He's comin'! | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Hide me, boy. | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad! | + | '''Young Mr. Krabs''': Yeah, uh, Grandpa what happened... |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties? | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Hm...this | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': And well, I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie. (the flash-back ends) |
| − | SpongeBob: Um... | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh. | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail! | + | '''SpongeBob''': Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship? |
| − | SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Aye, sir! | + | |
| − | SpongeBob: Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob''': We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up. | |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Yeah. (bubble-wipe to an hour or two later) All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass for a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. (puts a bandana on Squidward) I want you to talk like a pirate. | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Aye. | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, "Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!" | + | '''SpongeBob''': Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers! |
| − | SpongeBob: Oh | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to sail! (bubble-wipe to a few minutes later. Breaks the bar holding the table above the ground. Sticks it in the cash register for a steering wheel. Squidward starts painting the floor of the Krusty Krab black. Patrick hammers two wooden boards together. SpongeBob puts the Krusty Krab sign on the roof. Patrick breaks a wooden board with his hammer. SpongeBob removes the shell from the pole and replaces it with a crow's nest. Patrick breaks another wooden board. SpongeBob pours garbage into a bucket and stirs it. Patrick glues some broken wooden board pieces together.Squidward paints some wave-shaped pieces of cardboard. Mr. Krabs pulls on a rope and releases the Jolly Roger. Patrick glues the final wood piece to the rest to make the rim of the ship) |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair net is deprivi' your crew of its essential | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Way to go, fellars. |
| − | Kraken: Grrrrrr.... | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Aye, look at the size of that beast. | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': (swings to the ship) Hee-ar! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon) | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Aha! That's the stuff! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': He's comin'! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad? | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Whah! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har! |
| − | + | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, nothing. Look! ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hide me, boy. |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har, har! That's me boy! | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Clear! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad! |
| − | SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! | + | |
| − | Patrick: Hooray! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties? |
| − | SpongeBob: Woo-hoo! | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering) | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Hm...you call this a pirate crew?. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brime-skimmers. |
| − | Squidward: You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head) | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad.( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Um... |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal. | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew. |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move! | + | |
| − | SpongeBob | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh. |
| − | Patrick | + | |
| − | Squidward | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa? | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks! | + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward''': Aye, sir! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: ( | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Go get it, Granddad. | + | |
| − | Pearl: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! (Squidward is hanging from the front of the ship and moving pieces of cardboard he painted to make it look like waves. Patrick is hanging from the window. He takes a drink of water and spits it on Grandpa Redbeard) Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship) | + | |
| − | Pearl: Dad! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: ( | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, "Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!" |
| − | Pearl: Open up! | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh! (turns on a record player. It makes wind noises) |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon) | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: What are ya doin'? | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, apparently me cabin is haunted as well. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. ( | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: What is this?! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair |
| − | Mr. Krabs: I can explain. | + | net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients. |
| − | Pearl: Dad! Dad! | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Now it's even more angry! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! (the video projector shows a kraken emerging from the water) |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship) | + | |
| − | Pearl: Daddy! | + | '''Kraken''': Grrrrrr.... |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there! | + | |
| − | Pearl: What's with the lame outfit? | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aye, look at the size of that beast. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship | + | |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon) |
| − | + | ||
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Ar, you're darn tootin' I am! | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Aha! That's the stuff! |
| − | + | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Do you mind? | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad? |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: What kinda ship are you runnin' here? | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose) | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Whah! (SpongeBob catches the harpoon) |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Arrrrrrrrrrrr | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, nothing. Look! (the video projector shows a harpoon landing on the Kraken and knocking it underwater) |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Of course I do, Granddad. | + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Har, har, har, har! That's me boy! |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Well, then, say it! | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: It's | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Clear! |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Krabby | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Hooray! |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Really? Thanks, Granddad! | + | '''Patrick''': Hooray! |
| − | Grandpa Redbeard: Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy! | + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man! | + | '''SpongeBob''': Woo-hoo! |
| − | + | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: I knew I got me talent from someone! | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering) Ready, Squidward? |
| + | |||
| + | '''Squidward''': You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad. (he is holding Squidward, who looks like the Kraken) Check the... Granddad? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Approximately ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move! (SpongeBob stacks some bags of sand. Patrick raises the Jolly Roger. Squidward is reading a book) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) Oh, so repulsive. | ||
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| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Go get it, Granddad. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': Dad! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter! (Grandpa Redbeard points a cannon at Pearl) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': Open up! | ||
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| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': What are ya doin'? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. (the cannon collapses) | ||
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| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': What is this?! | ||
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| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I can explain. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': Dad! Dad! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Now it's even more angry! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': Daddy! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Pearl''': (giggles) What's with the lame outfit? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship. Grandpa Redbeard breaks a cardboard wave) I bet you're wondering about that. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Ar, you're darn tootin' I am! (Patrick spits on Grandpa Redbeard) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Do you mind? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': What kinda ship are you runnin' here? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Arrrrrrrrrrrr. (breaks the wind record) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Of course I do, Granddad. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Well, then, say it! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Okay. It's... it's... it's... a pirate never lies! (starts crying) A-and I've been a dirty liar! (starts crying again) Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! (tears down the sail) This crew is a lie! (rips their pirate clothes and they're animals) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward''': We're animals! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Even the ship is a lie! (takes a wrecking ball as Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick run away and he destroys the ship. The regular Krusty Krab restaurant is back) All of it! All a lie! (takes the cloth with a Jolly Roger design on it off the Galley Grub) | ||
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| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Gourmet: $1.95?! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly restaurant owner! (crying) I'm sorry I failed ye. (sobbing) | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Really? Thanks, Granddad! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy! | ||
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| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man! | ||
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| + | '''Grandpa Redbeard''': (steals Mr. Krabs's money) I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! (laughs) | ||
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| + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I knew I got me talent from someone! (laughs) | ||
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Episode Article: Grandpappy the Pirate
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Mr. Krabs: Hey, I'm expecting a fifty cent rebate check. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
Mailman: Sorry. No check. But I've got this. (gives Mr. Krabs a bottle and walks away)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, a corrospondence in a bottle, eh? (reading) Ahoy, Eugene. I'm so proud you followed your ol' Grampa's peg leg and became a pirate, that I'll be sailing by for a ship's inspection. That vessel better be well-oiled or you'll be dancing the short plank jig. Happy looting! Grampa Redbeard! (gasps) Grandpa Readbeard comin bla, bla, bla!
SpongeBob: I didn't know your grandpa was a pirate, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Aye, I come from a whole family of pirates. Gramps used to say, "The Krabs Clan has been pirates for as long as we've had claws." And he wanted me to be a pirate, too. (flashes back to when he was a baby. His grandpa was babysitting him on his pirate ship. Baby Mr. Krabs is shown chewing a rattle)
Grandpa Redbeard: (fighting pirate skeletons) One day, you'll be a plunderin' pirate just like yer ol' granddad here.
Mr. Krabs: So I bought me a ship, hired a crew.....
Crew member: Aaarrrrr!
Mr. Krabs: And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate. And booty did abound. (crew members line up to get paid) I started to notice a recurring fee. I just wasn't turning enough profit. So I fired me crew and sold me ship. 'Twas also the last time I saw me granddad.
Grandpa Redbeard: Aaarrr, if it ain't me pirate grandson.
Young Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, Grandpa... I just sold...
Grandpa Redbeard: Ya know how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuin' in the family business.
Young Mr. Krabs: Yeah, uh, Grandpa what happened...
Grandpa Redbeard: And well, I'll be keepin' me eye on yer career to see how you progress. Just remember, the only rule in the Pirate's Code of Honor is: Never tell a lie. (the flash-back ends)
Mr. Krabs: For all he knows, the Krusty Krab is a pirate ship. If he were to find out the truth, it would break his salty, barnacle encrusted heart. Boo-hoo!
SpongeBob: Why don't we just make the Krusty Krab look like a pirate ship?
Mr. Krabs: Hm. Not a bad idea, boy. But we're gonna need a first rate crew.
SpongeBob: We've got Squidward. And I could get Patrick to join up.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. (bubble-wipe to an hour or two later) All right, me hearties! Get this one thing clear. If Grandpa Redbeard is ever gonna believe I'm a pirate, ye landlubbers are gonna have to pass for a pirate crew. Which means, I want you to look like a pirate. (puts a bandana on Squidward) I want you to talk like a pirate.
SpongeBob: Who are thee? I mean...shiver me timbers!
Mr. Krabs: But most importantly, I want you to smell like a pirate. (smells Patrick) Very convincing, Patrick. And as me crew, you'll be makin' the Krusty Krab into an imitation pirate ship! Now, let's get this resturant ready to sail! (bubble-wipe to a few minutes later. Breaks the bar holding the table above the ground. Sticks it in the cash register for a steering wheel. Squidward starts painting the floor of the Krusty Krab black. Patrick hammers two wooden boards together. SpongeBob puts the Krusty Krab sign on the roof. Patrick breaks a wooden board with his hammer. SpongeBob removes the shell from the pole and replaces it with a crow's nest. Patrick breaks another wooden board. SpongeBob pours garbage into a bucket and stirs it. Patrick glues some broken wooden board pieces together.Squidward paints some wave-shaped pieces of cardboard. Mr. Krabs pulls on a rope and releases the Jolly Roger. Patrick glues the final wood piece to the rest to make the rim of the ship)
Mr. Krabs: Way to go, fellars.
Grandpa Redbeard: (swings to the ship) Hee-ar!
Mr. Krabs: He's comin'!
Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har!
Mr. Krabs: Hide me, boy.
Grandpa Redbeard: Eugene, me boy! Aye, it's good to see you and yer ship after so many years! Just beginin' to think you was lyin' to yer old granddad!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I...Heh, heh. So, have ya met me hearties?
Grandpa Redbeard: Hm...you call this a pirate crew?. But more miserable jellyfishers than swarvy brime-skimmers.
SpongeBob: Um...
Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har! I'm just yankin' yer chain, boy! You look like a fine pirate crew.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
Grandpa Redbeard: Now, let's see what this rusty old pelican can do! Let's sail!
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Aye, sir!
SpongeBob: Ahoy, Captain! We be catchin' a mighty gale from the northeast.
Mr. Krabs: Indeed, indeed. And just look at the treacherous surf in our path! (Squidward is hanging from the front of the ship and moving pieces of cardboard he painted to make it look like waves. Patrick is hanging from the window. He takes a drink of water and spits it on Grandpa Redbeard) Oh, that salty sea air be so thick, ya can almost taste it.
Grandpa Redbeard: Aye.
Mr. Krabs: I better take the helm and guide us to safer waters. Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there, eh, Granddad? I said, "Aye, that be a wicked soundin' wind out there!"
SpongeBob: Oh! (turns on a record player. It makes wind noises)
Mr. Krabs: There it is! That wind storm I mentioned earlier, it...and, apparently me cabin is haunted as well.
Grandpa Redbeard: (picks up a hair net) What's a hair net doin' on a pirate ship? Every pirate knows that the majority of his daily nutrition comes from whatever hair or skin flakes fall off the coke and into the stew. This hair net is deprivi' your crew of its essential nutrients.
Mr. Krabs: Uh, just a sec. (turns a video projector on) Look out, Grandpa! We're under attack! (the video projector shows a kraken emerging from the water)
Kraken: Grrrrrr....
Grandpa Redbeard: Aye, look at the size of that beast.
Mr. Krabs: Not to worry, Granddad. (grabs a harpoon)
Grandpa Redbeard: Aha! That's the stuff!
Mr. Krabs: (throws harpoon) Yaahh! Uh... good toss, eh, Granddad?
Grandpa Redbeard: Whah! (SpongeBob catches the harpoon)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, nothing. Look! (the video projector shows a harpoon landing on the Kraken and knocking it underwater)
Grandpa Redbeard: Har, har, har, har! That's me boy!
Mr. Krabs: Clear!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
Patrick: Hooray!
SpongeBob: Woo-hoo!
Mr. Krabs: Sounds like we got a prize. (whispering) Ready, Squidward?
Squidward: You owe me big time, Mr. Krabs. (takes off his bandana and inflates his head)
Mr. Krabs: Ar! Take that, ya, ya scurvy dog! Woo! Check the size of this, Granddad. (he is holding Squidward, who looks like the Kraken) Check the... Granddad?
Grandpa Redbeard: Ahoy! Trouble aproachin' quick! Approximately ten clips of the starboard bow! Man your battle stations!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no. If Granddad sees something, it must be the real deal.
Grandpa Redbeard: What have ya got, cotton in yer ears?! Move! (SpongeBob stacks some bags of sand. Patrick raises the Jolly Roger. Squidward is reading a book)
Mr. Krabs: What exactly are we dealin' with, Grandpa?
Grandpa Redbeard: Somethin' bigger than I've ever seen! A ravin' garganst comin' by with coarsmatic tangled locks!
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Oh, so repulsive.
Grandpa Redbeard: Yeah. It must be destroyed! Here, see for yourself. (gives Mr. Krabs a telescope)
Mr. Krabs: Go get it, Granddad.
Pearl: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. What kinda disgusting, horrible abomination is dare invade me vessel? (looks over the rim of the ship)
Pearl: Dad!
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) That disgusting, horrible thing is me daughter! (Grandpa Redbeard points a cannon at Pearl)
Pearl: Open up!
Grandpa Redbeard: Prepare to meet yer maker, sea witch.
Mr. Krabs: Nooooo! (puts out the fuse on the cannon)
Grandpa Redbeard: What are ya doin'?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I, oh, I was just checkin' the cannon and makin' sure it was loaded. (the cannon collapses)
Grandpa Redbeard: What is this?!
Mr. Krabs: I can explain.
Pearl: Dad! Dad!
Grandpa Redbeard: Now it's even more angry!
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry! I have it under control! (jumps off the ship)
Pearl: Daddy!
Mr. Krabs: Pearl! Could ya pipe down? Your Great-Granddad Redbeard is in there!
Pearl: (giggles) What's with the lame outfit?
Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, never mind that! (pushes Pearl away) Just go home. (climbs back up the ship. Grandpa Redbeard breaks a cardboard wave) I bet you're wondering about that.
Grandpa Redbeard: Ar, you're darn tootin' I am! (Patrick spits on Grandpa Redbeard)
Mr. Krabs: Do you mind?
Grandpa Redbeard: What kinda ship are you runnin' here?
Mr. Krabs: Just a second. (removes the wind record from the record player and throws it on Grandpa Redbeard's nose)
Grandpa Redbeard: Arrrrrrrrrrrr. (breaks the wind record) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Mr. Krabs: Now, Granddad. There's a simple explanation.
Grandpa Redbeard: I've smelled sticky things, but nothin' smells stickier than a lie! The code that all pirates live by, you knows what it is, don't ya?
Mr. Krabs: Of course I do, Granddad.
Grandpa Redbeard: Well, then, say it!
Mr. Krabs: Okay. It's... it's... it's... a pirate never lies! (starts crying) A-and I've been a dirty liar! (starts crying again) Everything you see is a lie! This sail is a lie! (tears down the sail) This crew is a lie! (rips their pirate clothes and they're animals)
SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward: We're animals!
Mr. Krabs: Even the ship is a lie! (takes a wrecking ball as Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick run away and he destroys the ship. The regular Krusty Krab restaurant is back) All of it! All a lie! (takes the cloth with a Jolly Roger design on it off the Galley Grub)
Grandpa Redbeard: Krabby Patties: $2.00. Krusty Combo: $3.99! Gourmet: $1.95?!
Mr. Krabs: You see, Granddad? I'm no pirate. I'm just a lowly restaurant owner! (crying) I'm sorry I failed ye. (sobbing)
Grandpa Redbeard: Fail, me boy?! Ha, ha, ha! Why, I couldn't be more proud. Look at yer ludicrous prices! Now, that's real piracy. Ya done good, boy-o!
Mr. Krabs: Really? Thanks, Granddad!
Grandpa Redbeard: Why, thank yourself, lad! You created this dynasty on yer own! Now, I'll be takin' me lead, boy!
Mr. Krabs: Goodbye, Granddad! What an honest man!
Grandpa Redbeard: (steals Mr. Krabs's money) I hope ya don't mind, boy-o, but I helped myself to a little bit of yer booty! (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: I knew I got me talent from someone! (laughs)
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