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Episode Transcript: Big Pink Loser
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| − | Episode Article: [[ | + | Episode Article: [[Big Pink Loser]] |
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| + | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | ||
*[[Patrick Star]] | *[[Patrick Star]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles]] | ||
| − | *[[Gary]] | + | *[[Gary the Snail]] |
| − | Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Welcome where we found the finest specimens of undersea life. Aha. Well, here not. (Patrick is sleeping and when he wakes up there is a box in his mouth)<br> | + | ==Dialogue== |
| − | Patrick: An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. (arrow on top of rock breaks) Jellyfish, I got an award. (jellyfish zap him) Island, I got an awar... (chokes for air) I gotta show | + | |
| − | + | '''Narrator:''' Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Welcome where we found the finest specimens of undersea life. Aha. Well, here not. (Patrick is sleeping and when he wakes up there is a box in his mouth)<br> | |
| − | Gary: Meow.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. (arrow on top of rock breaks) Jellyfish, I got an award. (jellyfish zap him) Island, I got an awar... (chokes for air) I gotta show SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Hey, | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (building a house of cards looking like Gary) Hold still, Gary.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: See for yourself.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Gary:''' Meow.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Almost done. (Patrick opens door and cards fall on the floor)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: But, it's shiny.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Ice Cream!<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's great, Patrick. What's it for?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: I can find it. Is it in here?<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' See for yourself.<br> | |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob SquarePants? That's a funny way to spell my name.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' But, it's shiny.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, but you know what else is shiny? | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Ice Cream!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Exactly!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' I can find it. Is it in here?<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, don't. That's my... (a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet) ...award closet.<br> | ||
Patrick: I want an award. (starts to cry)<br> | Patrick: I want an award. (starts to cry)<br> | ||
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| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Aww, Patrick, don't cry.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You'll get an award one day.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: That's east for you to say. You're | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeymen and save the 9th dimension.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' But you're Patrick...Star. You can do anything you want.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkeymen and save the 8th dimension.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' That's east for you to say. You're SpongeBob.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Doctor.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Firemen.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeymen and save the 9th dimension.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: A job at the Krusty Krab.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Me too, but that sounds a little hard. Why don't we start smaller?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Then let's go.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I wanna defeat the little monkeymen and save the 8th dimension.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Boy, it sure was nice of Mr Krabs to give me a job.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Smaller. (shrinks)<br> | |
| − | Squidward: Guess who just quit? (puts his hat on Patrick's head)<br> | + | |
| − | Patrick: Do I get my award yet?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Doctor.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Tartar sauce. ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Smaller. (shrinks more)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Do I get my award, now?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Firemen.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Ok. (tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' The smallest you can think of. (shrinks even more)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Like that?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' A job at the Krusty Krab.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: (spits out food at the customer as he talks) Barnacles!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Yeah!! I do things at work all the time.<br> |
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| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Then let's go.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Aye, aye, cap'n. (phone rings)<br> | + | |
| − | Guy On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Boy, it sure was nice of Mr Krabs to give me a job.<br> |
| − | Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)<br> | + | |
| − | Girl On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?<br> |
| − | Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)<br> | + | |
| − | Guy On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> | + | '''Squidward:''' Guess who just quit? (puts his hat on Patrick's head)<br> |
| − | Patrick: No, this is Patrick!! (puts phone down) I'm not | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Do I get my award yet?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Huh? Fishpaste!<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You have to work for it, remember?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: What's the point? I can't do anything right.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Tartar sauce. (SpongeBob flipping patties)<br> | |
| − | Customer: Hey pal, | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Pick up order! (Patrick comes and eats the order)<br> | |
| − | Delivery Guy: I've got a load of awards for | + | |
| − | Patrick: Why can't I do anything right? (bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor creating dust all over the Krusty Krab)<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Do I get my award, now?<br> |
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| − | Patrick: I'm never going to get an award, now.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, you have to take the tray to the customer.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Yes.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Ok. (tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Ow, it burns.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. (Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Exactly as you do. (takes lid off jar) Oh, no, I broke it!<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Like that?<br> |
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| − | Patrick: I did? (both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor) Touchdown!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Nope.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' (spits out food at the customer as he talks) Barnacles!<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Let's try something different.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' All you have to do is answer the phone.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Good morning, | + | '''Patrick:''' Aye, aye, cap'n. (phone rings)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.<br> | + | '''Guy On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Well, back to the ol' grind.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Girl On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Uhh, me, too.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)<br> | |
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| − | + | '''Guy On Phone:''' Is this the Krusty Krab?<br> | |
| − | + | ||
| − | Patrick: Uhh, me, too. (drops spatula then picks it up. Patrick copies | + | '''Patrick:''' No, this is Patrick!! (puts phone down) I'm not the Krusty Krab.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Yes.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.<br> |
| − | + | ||
| − | Patrick: So I can get an award like you.<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Huh? Oh,Fishpaste!<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Stop it. (both | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It looks a little dusty around table 3. How about you sweep it out? (hands Patrick a broom)<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Thanks. <br> | + | '''Patrick:''' What's the point? I can't do anything right.<br> |
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| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You'll do fine. (Patrick sweeps with the top instead of the bottom)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: At least I'm safe inside my mind.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Customer:''' Hey pal, were you just born in Stupidtown?<br> | |
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| − | Patrick: There's no award for that.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Keep trying, Patrick.<br> |
| − | Squidward: (leaning against a poll and reading) Well, I guess it's safe to go in, now. (puts hat back on and walks in)<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Delivery Guy:''' I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. (Patrick gets mad and sweeps harder)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Until I have as many awards as you.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Why can't I do anything right? (bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor creating dust all over the Krusty Krab)<br> | |
| − | Patrick: No, we won't.<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' (pushing Patrick) Kitchen!<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Me, too. (takes out a jump-rope)<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' I'm never going to get an award, now.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Oh, no you don't! (squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads)<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. (gets a jar and opens the lid) Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. (Patrick gets out a pickle) | |
| − | Patrick: Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. (Patrick hits himself too hard and stops and gets a headache. | + | Patrick, that's a pickle.<br> |
| − | Patrick: My turn! (runs into the pineapple rock)<br> | + | |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' Yes.<br> | |
| − | Patrick: What's so great about being a Big Pink Loser? ( | + | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You need a jar. (picks a spatula) No. (picks his pants) No. (picks up SpongeBob) No. Try...this! (gives Patrick a jar) Now take the lid off the jar. (puts the lid in his mouth) Just relax. Lift your hand. Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. (puts hand on counter) No the lid. (Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there) Freeze!! (hand is on the side of the jar) Almost there. Now head for the lid. (hand goes lower) Cold. (hand goes higher) Warmer. (hand goes higher) Warmer. (hand goes higher) Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!<br> | |
| − | Patrick: Patrick's not here!<br> | + | |
| − | Delivery Guy: Trophy delivery! (shoves a trophy box in | + | '''Patrick:''' Ow, it burns.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Oh, great! What's it for this time?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. (takes it off again) Exactly as I do. (takes it off again) Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.<br> |
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| − | Patrick: Yay! (puts trophy on head) Eee!<br> | + | '''Patrick:''' Exactly as you do. (takes lid off jar) Oh, no, I broke it!<br> |
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| − | Patrick: I'm gonna go protect my title. (jumps in his rock and falls asleep) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, Patrick, you did it!<br> |
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| − | [[Category: | + | '''Patrick:''' I did? (both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor) Touchdown!<br> |
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Patrick:''' Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Yeah.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. (night becomes day in [[SpongeBob's House]] then clam cock-a-doodle-doo's everyone up) I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. (notices Patrick dressed up like him)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Good morning, SpongeBob.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... (Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops) | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, back to the ol' grind.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Well, back to the ol' grind.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Forget my hat.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Uhh, me, too.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob: (SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but makes it slippery. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps) | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Whew! (drops his spatula)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Dropped my spatula. (bends down to pick it up)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Uhh, me, too. (drops spatula then picks it up. Patrick copies SpongeBob's every move including putting his hand on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Aha! (shows the fake hand) You're copying me!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Yes.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Why are you doing that?<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' So I can get an award like you.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, it's annoying, so stop it!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Stop it. (both imitate the others facial expressions)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Say, you're good.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Thanks. <br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ha! Darn. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! (both cover their mouth) Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' At least I'm safe inside my mind.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' At least I'm safe inside my mind.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahh! <br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Stop copying me!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' There's no award for that.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Squidward:''' (leaning against a poll and reading) Well, I guess it's safe to go in, now. (puts hat back on and walks in)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, how long are you going to keep this up?<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Until I have as many awards as you.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' We'll see about that!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' No, we won't.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' (takes out a jump-rope) I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Me, too. (takes out a jump-rope)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. (crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope) Ha! Not a scratch on me. (body breaks down into pieces)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, no you don't! (squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?<br> | ||
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| + | Patrick: Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. (Patrick hits himself too hard and stops and gets a headache. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as a SpongeBob's house)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' My turn! (runs into the pineapple rock)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' (runs into his pineapple) I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just want to be like me. (comes out of house dressed like Patrick) Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' What's so great about being a Big Pink Loser? (SpongeBob's nose pokes out) Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' But, Patrick...<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Patrick's not here!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Delivery Guy:''' Trophy delivery! (shoves a trophy box in SpongeBob's mouth)<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' Another trophy?<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Oh, great! What's it for this time?<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' 'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'. | ||
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| + | Patrick! This trophy's for you!<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' Yay! (puts trophy on head) Eee!<br> | ||
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| + | '''SpongeBob:''' So, what are you going to do, now?<br> | ||
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| + | '''Patrick:''' I'm gonna go protect my title. (jumps in his rock and falls asleep) | ||
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| + | {{Transcripts/Season 2}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:37, 2 May 2011
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Episode Article: Big Pink Loser
[edit] Characters
[edit] Dialogue
Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom. Welcome where we found the finest specimens of undersea life. Aha. Well, here not. (Patrick is sleeping and when he wakes up there is a box in his mouth)
Patrick: An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look rock, I got an award. (arrow on top of rock breaks) Jellyfish, I got an award. (jellyfish zap him) Island, I got an awar... (chokes for air) I gotta show SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (building a house of cards looking like Gary) Hold still, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Almost done. (Patrick opens door and cards fall on the floor)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award.
SpongeBob: That's great, Patrick. What's it for?
Patrick: See for yourself.
SpongeBob: For Outstanding Achievement In Achievement: SpongeBob SquarePants?
Patrick: SpongeBob SquarePants? That's a funny way to spell my name.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.
Patrick: But, it's shiny.
SpongeBob: Yeah, but you know what else is shiny?
Patrick: Ice Cream!
SpongeBob: Exactly!
Patrick: I can find it. Is it in here?
SpongeBob: No, don't. That's my... (a bunch of awards pile out of SpongeBob's closet) ...award closet.
Patrick: I want an award. (starts to cry)
SpongeBob: Aww, Patrick, don't cry.
SpongeBob: You'll get an award one day.
Patrick: I'm never gonna get an award because I haven't done anything.
SpongeBob: But you're Patrick...Star. You can do anything you want.
Patrick: That's east for you to say. You're SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick, if you wanna win an award, you have to do something.
Patrick: Hmmm...I wanna defeat the giant monkeymen and save the 9th dimension.
SpongeBob: Me too, but that sounds a little hard. Why don't we start smaller?
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkeymen and save the 8th dimension.
SpongeBob: Smaller. (shrinks)
Patrick: Doctor.
SpongeBob: Smaller. (shrinks more)
Patrick: Firemen.
SpongeBob: The smallest you can think of. (shrinks even more)
Patrick: A job at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Yeah!! I do things at work all the time.
Patrick: Then let's go.
Patrick: Boy, it sure was nice of Mr Krabs to give me a job.
SpongeBob: And at 50 dollars an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr Krabs 100 dollars an hour. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?
Squidward: Guess who just quit? (puts his hat on Patrick's head)
Patrick: Do I get my award yet?
SpongeBob: You have to work for it, remember?
Patrick: Tartar sauce. (SpongeBob flipping patties)
SpongeBob: Pick up order! (Patrick comes and eats the order)
Patrick: Do I get my award, now?
SpongeBob: No, you have to take the tray to the customer.
Patrick: Ok. (tray gets to table but with no food. Patrick burps)
SpongeBob: Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. (Patrick arrives with food on tray but then eats it as he sits down)
Patrick: Like that?
SpongeBob: Nope.
Patrick: (spits out food at the customer as he talks) Barnacles!
SpongeBob: Let's try something different.
SpongeBob: All you have to do is answer the phone.
Patrick: Aye, aye, cap'n. (phone rings)
Guy On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)
Girl On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (phone rings)
Guy On Phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!! (puts phone down) I'm not the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? Oh,Fishpaste!
SpongeBob: It looks a little dusty around table 3. How about you sweep it out? (hands Patrick a broom)
Patrick: What's the point? I can't do anything right.
SpongeBob: You'll do fine. (Patrick sweeps with the top instead of the bottom)
Customer: Hey pal, were you just born in Stupidtown?
SpongeBob: Keep trying, Patrick.
Delivery Guy: I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants. (Patrick gets mad and sweeps harder)
Patrick: Why can't I do anything right? (bangs the bottom of the broom on the floor creating dust all over the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (pushing Patrick) Kitchen!
Patrick: I'm never going to get an award, now.
SpongeBob: Don't give up, Patrick. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna open a jar. (gets a jar and opens the lid) Easy. Now you try. First get a jar. (Patrick gets out a pickle)
Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: You need a jar. (picks a spatula) No. (picks his pants) No. (picks up SpongeBob) No. Try...this! (gives Patrick a jar) Now take the lid off the jar. (puts the lid in his mouth) Just relax. Lift your hand. Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. (puts hand on counter) No the lid. (Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid". Few seconds later, Patrick is almost there) Freeze!! (hand is on the side of the jar) Almost there. Now head for the lid. (hand goes lower) Cold. (hand goes higher) Warmer. (hand goes higher) Warmer. (hand goes higher) Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!!
Patrick: Ow, it burns.
SpongeBob: Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. (takes it off again) Exactly as I do. (takes it off again) Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
Patrick: Exactly as you do. (takes lid off jar) Oh, no, I broke it!
SpongeBob: No, no, Patrick, you did it!
Patrick: I did? (both cheer as Patrick throws the jar into the floor) Touchdown!
SpongeBob: That was great, Patrick! You really got the hang of it.
Patrick: Yeah. Remember when I had my up? And I put it on the lid?
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah.
Patrick: Then I took the lid off and I thought I broke it.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Yeah.
Patrick: But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you do exactly what I do and you'll have an award in no time. (night becomes day in SpongeBob's House then clam cock-a-doodle-doo's everyone up) I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. (notices Patrick dressed up like him)
Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.
Patrick: Yup. If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one.
SpongeBob: That's creepy...but flattering! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... (Patrick copies SpongeBob then SpongeBob stops)
SpongeBob: Well, back to the ol' grind.
Patrick: Well, back to the ol' grind.
SpongeBob: Forget my hat.
Patrick: Uhh, me, too.
SpongeBob: (SpongeBob mops the floor then puts the mop up. Patrick mops the floor but makes it slippery. SpongeBob comes out with a handful of plates and slips and breaks them all. Patrick follows in SpongeBob's footsteps)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Whew! (drops his spatula)
SpongeBob: (laughs) Dropped my spatula. (bends down to pick it up)
Patrick: Uhh, me, too. (drops spatula then picks it up. Patrick copies SpongeBob's every move including putting his hand on the grill. Patrick's hand burns after a few seconds)
SpongeBob: Aha! (shows the fake hand) You're copying me!
Patrick: Yes.
SpongeBob: Why are you doing that?
Patrick: So I can get an award like you.
SpongeBob: Well, it's annoying, so stop it!
Patrick: Stop it. (both imitate the others facial expressions)
SpongeBob: Say, you're good.
Patrick: Thanks.
SpongeBob & Patrick: Ha! Darn. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...pickled fish lips!! (both cover their mouth) Sea weavle. Gorgy smorgy.
SpongeBob: At least I'm safe inside my mind.
Patrick: At least I'm safe inside my mind.
SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahh!
SpongeBob: Stop copying me!
Patrick: There's no award for that.
Squidward: (leaning against a poll and reading) Well, I guess it's safe to go in, now. (puts hat back on and walks in)
SpongeBob: Patrick, how long are you going to keep this up?
Patrick: Until I have as many awards as you.
SpongeBob: We'll see about that!
Patrick: No, we won't.
SpongeBob: (takes out a jump-rope) I'm the jump-rope champion of Bikini Bottom.
Patrick: Me, too. (takes out a jump-rope)
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? I call this one: The Slice N' Dice. (crosses arms and jump-ropes while Patrick tries to imitate but ties himself up with his rope) Ha! Not a scratch on me. (body breaks down into pieces)
Patrick: Oh, no you don't! (squeezes the rope on himself breaking his body down into smaller pieces. Then both hit a hammer on their heads)
SpongeBob: Not much fun being me, now, huh Patrick?
Patrick: Are you kidding? I used to do this way before I started copying you. (Patrick hits himself too hard and stops and gets a headache. SpongeBob runs into Patrick's rock painted as a SpongeBob's house)
Patrick: My turn! (runs into the pineapple rock)
SpongeBob: (runs into his pineapple) I wish I had the old Patrick back, but he just want to be like me. (comes out of house dressed like Patrick) Hi, I'm Patrick Star. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.
Patrick: What's so great about being a Big Pink Loser? (SpongeBob's nose pokes out) Exactly. I was never closer to an award then the minute I started copying you.
SpongeBob: But, Patrick...
Patrick: Patrick's not here!
Delivery Guy: Trophy delivery! (shoves a trophy box in SpongeBob's mouth)
SpongeBob: Another trophy?
Patrick: Oh, great! What's it for this time?
SpongeBob: 'For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else'.
Patrick! This trophy's for you!
Patrick: Yay! (puts trophy on head) Eee!
SpongeBob: So, what are you going to do, now?
Patrick: I'm gonna go protect my title. (jumps in his rock and falls asleep)
