Episode Transcript: Slide Whistle Stooges

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'''Squidward:''' (Wakes up, jumps into the shower, and starts to brush himself when he starts hearing a slide whistling noise every time he moves the brush) Huh? What's that? Hmm, must be hearing things.
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(Go's outside and breathes in)
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Episode Article: [[Slide Whistle Stooges (Episode)|Slide Whistle Stooges]]
  
'''Squidward:''' Ahhhh... smell that fresh day good morning seabreese in peace! (Singing to himself) La da dum dum dee.
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
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*[[Patrick Star]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
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*[[Dr. Gill Gilliam]]
  
(Bends down to pick up the newspaper and hears the slide whistling noise. The same happens when he stands back up.)
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==Dialogue==
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(Squidward wakes up, jumps into the shower, and starts to brush himself when he starts hearing a slide whistling noise every time he moves the brush)
  
'''Squidward:''' Huh? Must be hearing things... Again!
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'''Squidward:''' Huh? What's that? Hmm, must be hearing things. (goes outside and breathes in) Ahhhh... smell that fresh day good morning sea breeze in peace! (singing to himself) La da dum dum dee. (bends down to pick up the newspaper and hears the slide whistling noise. The same happens when he stands back up) Huh? Must be hearing things... Again! (slide whistling noises happen when he shakes the bag and when the newspaper slides out. Breathes out. Hears the slide whistle) What is all that that noise?! (SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing) Ahhhh... I should have guessed. It's too early for this. (SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing again) Alright, you two neighbors in the house from Conch Street! (SpongeBob and Patrick are seen as lumps under Squidward's front mat. Stomps on the lumps) What is the meaning of this?! (lifts up the mat)
  
(Slide whistling noises happen when he shakes the bag and when the newspaper slides out.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' What is the meaning of this?! (he and Patrick laugh. They stand up with the slide whistle effect) We're slide whistling with our whistles!  
 
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'''Squidward:''' (Breathes out) (hears the slide whistle) What is all that that noise!?
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing)
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'''Squidward:''' Ahhhh.... I should have guessed. It's too early for this.
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing again)
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'''Squidward:''' Alright you two neighbors in the house from conch street!  (SpongeBob and Patrick are seen as lumps under Squidward's front mat) (He stomps on the lumps) What is the meaning of this!?
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(Squidward lifts up the mat)
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'''SpongeBob:''' What is the meaning of this!? (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) (They stand up with the slide whistle effect) We're slide whistling with our whistles!  
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'''Squidward:''' Don't you mean, "Playing the slide whistle in my personal space?"
 
'''Squidward:''' Don't you mean, "Playing the slide whistle in my personal space?"
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument! It's a way of life! Let's show him Patrick.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument! It's a way of life! Let's show him Patrick. (Squidward's door opens with the slide whistling effect. SpongeBob and Patrick run inside)
  
(Squidward's door opens with the slide whistling effect. SpongeBob and Patrick run inside.)  
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'''Squidward:''' Hey! Get out of my house! Huh? (looks around and doesn't see them. SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing) Alright you two morons! Show yourselves! (they slide out from the dining room light with the slide whistle effect)
  
'''Squidward:''' Hey! Get out of my house! Huh? (Squidward looks around and doesn't see them)
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'''SpongeBob:''' You see, Squidward? Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.
  
(SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing)
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'''Squidward:''' I don't need zest! I need you out of my lampshade! (jumps onto the table to get them out but they're not there. SpongeBob appears with the slide whistle effect behind a plant) Get out of my house! (SpongeBob floats through the air with the slide whistle noise and out the door) Grrrrr... (SpongeBob and Patrick are spinning around the circular windows) Just get out of there! (they land onto Squidward's paintings as the shape of Squidward's head) Okay, that's enough! You've had your fun. Now, get out of my house now!
  
'''Squidward:''' Alright you two morons! Show yourselves!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' True, Squidward, true. We have had our fun. But you know what's twice as much fun? (pops out of the painting) Twice as many slide whistles! After you, my good man. (hands Patrick a slide whistle)
  
(They slide out from the dining room light with the slide whistle effect.)
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'''Patrick:''' Thanks, buddy! (floats out of the painting and across the room. SpongeBob follows. They start to head toward the windows)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' You see Squidward! Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.
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'''Squidward:''' Not the windows again! (runs to the window and opens it) Gotcha! They're gone. Whew! Now if they'd just stay out of my house, I might be able to enjoy a little squid time. (makes himself a pot of tea. The slide whistle effect happens when he pours the tea into the cup. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. Closes the blinds and then sits down to drink his tea. The slide whistle effect is also here. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh outside. SpongeBob and Patrick continue this when Squidward is making his bed, when he brushes his teeth, cleans the toilet, and reads) I gotta get out of here!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing when Squidward walks through the door, shattering it)
  
'''Squidward:''' I don't need zest! I need you out of my lampshade! (Squidward jumps onto the table to get them out but they're not there)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Look, Patrick! Squidward is finally playing along. (he and Patrick follow Squidward while he is running away from them. They, of course, have their slide whistles)
  
(SpongeBob appears with the slide whistle effect behind a plant.)
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'''Squidward:''' Go away! Can't you idiots take a hit?! (keeps running. Runs into Goo Lagoon with SpongeBob and Patrick following him. SpongeBob and Patrick are shown as mermen underwater. SpongeBob and Patrick have their slide whistles and are playing along with Squidward's movements. Swims into a cave and starts running. Breaks through the back of the cave and stops to catch his breath) I think I lost 'em. (SpongeBob and Patrick are there whistling every time Squidward takes a breath. Takes SpongeBob's slide whistle) How would you like it if someone did this to you?! (starts playing)
  
'''Squidward:''' Get out of my house!!!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Alright! (he and Patrick dance along to Squidward's whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are floating around and dancing for a while when Squidward puts down the slide whistle and gives up) Wow, Squidward! You have got quite an ear for music!  
  
(SpongeBob floats through the air with the slide whistle noise and out the door)
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'''Squidward:''' Why don't you... I do?
  
'''Squidward:''' Grrrrr... (SpongeBob and Patrick are spinning around the circular windows) Just get out of there!!! (They land onto Squidward's paintings. as the shape of Squidward's head.) Okay, that's enough! You've had your fun. now get me out of my house now.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, my friend. You got... the goods!
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' True Squidward, True. We have had our fun. But you know what's twice as much fun?! (Pops out of the painting) twice as many slide whistles!!! After you my good man. Hands Patrick a slide whistle.
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'''Patrick:''' Thanks buddy! (Patrick floats out of the painting and across the room. SpongeBob follows) (They start to head toward the windows)
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'''Squidward:''' Not the windows again! (Runs to the window and opens it.) Gotcha! They're gone. Whew! Now if they'd just stay out of my house, I might be able to enjoy a little squid time.
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(Squidward makes himself a pot of tea.)
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(The slide whistle effect happens when he pours the tea into the cup.)
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(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
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(Squidward closes the blinds and then sits down to drink his tea. The slide whistle effect is also here.)
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(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh outside.)
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(SpongeBob and Patrick continue this when Squidward is making his bed, when he brushes his teeth, cleans the toilet, and reads.)
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'''Squidward:''' I gotta get out of here!!!
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing when Squidward walks through the door, shattering it.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Look Patrick! Squidward is finally playing along.
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(SpongeBob and Patrick follow Squidward while he is running away from them. They, of course, have their slide whistles.)
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'''Squidward:''' Go away!!! Can't you idiots take a hit!? (Squidward keeps running)
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(Squidward runs into Goo Lagoon with SpongeBob and Patrick following him.)
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[SpongeBob and Patrick are shown as mermen underwater.(SpongeBob and Patrick have their slide whistles and are playing along with Squidward's movements.)]
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(Squidward swims into a cave and starts running. He breaks through the back of the cave and stops to catch his breath.)
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'''Squidward:''' I think I lost 'em. (SpongeBob and Patrick are there whistling every time Squidward takes a breath.)
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(Squidward takes SpongeBob's slide whistle.)
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'''Squidward:''' How would you like it if someone did this to you!? (Squidward starts playing)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Alright! (SpongeBob and Patrick dance along to Squidward's whistling.)
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are floating around and dancing for a while when Squidward puts down the slide whistle and gives up, so we think.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wow Squidward! You have got quite an ear for music!
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'''Squidward:''' (yelling) Why don't you... I do?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes my friend. You got... the goods!
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'''Squidward:''' Well, uh...ha... that is true...
 
'''Squidward:''' Well, uh...ha... that is true...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Come, play some more maestro. Me and Patrick want to your saweeet tunes!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come, play some more, maestro. Me and Patrick want to your saweeet tunes!  
  
 
'''Squidward:''' Well... If you insist...
 
'''Squidward:''' Well... If you insist...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! We insist!
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! We insist!
  
'''Squidward:''' Okay!!!
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'''Squidward:''' Okay! (he, SpongeBob, and Patrick all start slide whistling. Bubble-wipe to the Barg'N Mart. The door opens)
  
(SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all start slide whistling.)
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'''Dennis:''' (looks up) Hello there? May I help you with anything here in the Barg'N Mart? (door closes with the slide whistle effect) Well, that's unusual. (keeps reading. Slide whistle effect happens when he turns the pages) What is that?! Who's there?! (Squidward, behind the cashiers desk, laughs) Who's back here?! (doors close with the slide whistle effect. Looks behind him. Hears the doors again) Alright, this isn't funny! Come on jerk, you think you can mess with me?! (Squidward is on top of the Barg'N Mart. He laughs. Bubble-wipe to the streets of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward march with slide whistles playing in a chorus)
  
====Bargain Mart====
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'''Squidward:''' Watch this! (Sally is pushing a baby carriage. Squidward plays a note on the slide whistle from inside the carriage. Sally looks down) Goo goo wa wa goo goo wa goo goo he ha wa... (jumps out of the carriage) ha ha ha!
  
(The door opens)
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'''Sally:''' (screams) Someone help! Baby assaulter! (crowd yells "Go assault your own baby" "Hey! Get back here!", etc to Squidward)
  
'''Store owner reading:''' (looks up) Hello there? may i help you with anything here in bargain mart
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'''Squidward:''' (laughs while in midair) If you say so. (floats down with the slide whistle effect and into a manhole)
  
(Door closes with the slide whistle effect.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?  (Patrick has a thought cloud digging out bellybutton lint)
  
'''Store owner:''' Well that's unusual. (Keeps reading)  
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'''Patrick:''' Probably not. (Squidward goes up through a streetlight and hears a couple)
  
(Slide whistle effect happens when he turns the pages.)
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'''Nancy:''' Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I promise it'll never happen again. (Nancy and Frank hug. Squidward plays the slide whistle)
  
'''Store owner:''' What is that!? Who's there!? (Squidward behind the cashiers desk laughs.) Who's back here!?
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'''Frank:''' Liar!
  
(Doors close with the slide whistle effect.)
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'''Fish:''' She's not lying. (mob appears with torches) She speaks the truth. Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city Frank.  
 
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(Store owner looks behind him.)
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(He hears the doors again.)
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'''Store owner:'''  (Marches out of the store.) Alright, this isn't funny! Come on jerk, you think you can mess with me!? (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward laugh.)
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====Streets of Bikini Bottom====
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(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward march with slide whistles playing in a chorus.)
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'''Squidward:''' Watch this! (Shows a lady pushing a baby carriage)
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(Squidward plays a note on the slide whistle from inside the carriage.)
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(Woman looks down.)
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'''Squidward:''' Goo goo wa wa goo goo wa goo goo he ha wa... (Jumps out of the carriage) ha ha ha!
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'''Lady:''' Ahhhh!!! Someone help! Baby assaulter with a whistle in his hand!
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(Squidward in a crowd of people floats up with the slide whistle effect.)
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'''Crowd:''' (yells at him) phrases heard amidst the crowd:  "Go assault your own baby" "Hey! Get back here!", etc.
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'''Squidward:''' (Laughs while in midair) If you say so. (Floats down with the slide whistle effect and into a manhole.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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(Shows Patrick with a thought cloud digging out bellybutton lint.)
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'''Patrick:''' Probably not.
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(Squidward goes up through a streetlight and hears a couple.)
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'''Lady:''' Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I promise it'll never happen again. (The lady and Frank hug.)
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(Squidward plays the slide whistle.)
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(Frank gets up)
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(Other man walks along)
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'''Man:''' Can I help you... (Frank punches the man in the face.)
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'''Frank:''' Liar!!!
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'''Some other guy:''' She's not lying. (Mob appears with torches.) She speaks the truth. Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city Frank.  
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'''Frank:''' But who would do such a thing?  
 
'''Frank:''' But who would do such a thing?  
  
'''Some other guy:''' Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!  
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'''Fish:''' Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!  
  
 
'''Frank:''' What?
 
'''Frank:''' What?
  
'''Some other guy:''' Yes, we must capture him. He must pay for his wrong doings!
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'''Fish:''' Yes, we must capture him. He must pay for his wrong doings!
  
'''Mob:''' He's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest!
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'''Mob:''' He's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest! (Squidward slide whistles by)
  
(Squidward slide whistles by.)
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'''Fish:''' Come on, let's get him! (mob runs after Squidward)
 
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'''Some other guy:''' Come on, let's get him!  
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(Mob runs after Squidward)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this a little too far?  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this a little too far?  
  
'''Patrick:''' He's only a block away.
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'''Patrick:''' He's only a block away. (policefish see the mob)
  
(Policemen see the mob.)
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'''Police Officer:''' What do you make of it, Sarge?
  
'''Police officer:''' What do you make of it Sarg?
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'''Sergeant:''' It looks like a full scale riot. I'm calling for backup! (on his radio) Get me the K-9 unit! (the riot looks up and sees Squidward on top of a building with the slide whistle. Squidward laughs. The cops show up and then the K-9 unit)
  
'''Sergeant:''' It looks like a full scale riot. I'm calling for backup! (On his radio) Get me the K-9 unit!
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'''Squidward:''' Would you like some more!? (makes a high-pitched noise on the slide whistle)  
  
(The riot looks up and sees Squidward on top of a building with the slide whistle.)
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'''K-9 Handler:''' (the worms start to foam at the mouth and growl) Wait! Wait you stupid worms! (the worms start to attack his face. Screams) I was supposed to retire this week!!!
  
(Squidward laughs)
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'''Squidward:''' Let's give them a grand finale they'll never forget! (slide whistles his way into the back of a semi truck pulling a gas tanker. The driver shifts gears and the slide whistle noise happens. The driver starts to drink some coffee and the slide whistle noise happens)
  
(The cops show up and then the K-9 unit)
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'''Driver:''' Huh? What is that?! (Squidward silently laughs to himself. Turns the steering wheel and the slide whistling noise happens)
  
'''Squidward:''' Would you like some more!? (Squidward makes a high-pitched noise on the slide whistle.)  
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'''Driver:''' I can't work under these conditions! (puts on a helmet, jumps from the truck and rolls. Squidward sits in the driver's seat)
  
'''K-9 Handler:''' (The worms start to foam at the mouth and growl) Wait! Wait you stupid worms! (The worms start to attack his face) Ahhhhh!!! I was supposed to retire this week!!!
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'''Squidward:''' Now you're in the driver's seat, Squiddy! (does the slide whistle noises and isn't paying attention to the road at all. Accelerates and drives through the Chum Bucket)
  
'''Squidward:''' Let's give them a grand finale they'll never forget!
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) Well, Plankton finally got what he deserved. (notices Squidward is about to drive through the Krusty Krab) Whoa, wait! STOP! (Squidward drives through the Krusty Krab. Starts crying)
  
(Squidward slide whistles his way into the back of a semi truck pulling a gas tanker.)
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'''Squidward:''' (heads toward a ramp and through a ring of fire) I've never felt so alive! (clears the jump) I don't wanna stop! (SpongeBob and Patrick pull up in a car)
 
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(The driver shifts gears and the slide whistle noise happens. The driver starts to drink some coffee and the slide whistle noise happens. )
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'''Driver:''' Huh? What is that!?
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(Squidward silently laughs to himself)
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(The driver turns the steering wheel and the slide whistling noise happens.)
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'''Driver:''' I can't work under these conditions! (The driver puts on a helmet and jumps from the truck and rolls.)
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(Squidward sits in the drivers sit)
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'''Squidward:''' Now you're in the driver's seat Squiddy! Squidward does the slide whistle noises and isn't paying attention to the road at all.)
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(Squidward accelerates and drives through the chum bucket.)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (laughs) Well, Plankton finally got what he deserved.
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(Then Squidward drives through the Krusty Krab.)
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(Mr. Krabs starts crying)
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'''Squidward:''' (headed toward a ramp and through a ring of fire.) I've never felt so alive! (Clears the jump) I don't wanna stop!  
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(SpongeBob and Patrick pull up in a car.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, are you sure you don't wanna stop?
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, are you sure you don't wanna stop?
  
'''Squidward:''' What are you talking about nitwit!?  
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'''Squidward:''' What are you talking about nitwit?!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Up ahead!!!  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Up ahead!!  
  
'''Squidward:''' What up ahead!? (Squidward sees a cliff.) (As he goes over the edge, he plays the slide whistle from high to low.)
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'''Squidward:''' What up ahead?! (sees a cliff. As he goes over the edge, he plays the slide whistle from high to low. The tanker crashes. There is a brief pause)
  
(The tanker crashes.)
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'''Mob:''' Yay!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick play a song on the slide whistle. Bubble-wipe to the Bikini Bottom Hospital)
  
(Pause)
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'''Dr. Gill Gilliam:''' Your friend is very lucky. If it wasn't for that slide whistle getting lodged in his throat, the rescue team might have never found him. (the slide whistle starts going crazy in Squidward’s throat) His yelling, or whistling I should say, under all that rubble saved his life.  
 
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'''Mob:''' Yay!!!
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(SpongeBob and Patrick play a song on the slide whistle.)
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====At the Bikini Bottom Hospital:====
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'''Doctor:''' Your friend is very lucky. If it wasn't for that slide whistle getting lodged in his throat, the rescue team might have never found him. (The slide whistle starts going crazy in Squidward’s throat.)
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'''Doctor:''' His yelling, or whistling I should say, under all that rubble saved his life.  
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'''SpongeBob:''' Doctor, why did you leave the whistle in his throat?  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Doctor, why did you leave the whistle in his throat?  
  
'''Doctor:''' Unfortunately, we don't have the technology to remove it yet. But on the bright side, he can still communicate with us.  
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'''Dr. Gill Gilliam:''' Unfortunately, we don't have the technology to remove it yet. But on the bright side, he can still communicate with us. (the slide whistle starts going crazy again)
 
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(The slide whistle starts going crazy again.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wow Squidward, listen to you! You're getting better already! Here we'll help. (SpongeBob and Patrick raise their slide whistles.)
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(SpongeBob and Patrick go around the hospital playing the slide whistle to CPR, a guy on a ventilator, and a doctor stitching a patient up.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Wow Squidward, listen to you! You're getting better already! Here, we'll help. (he and Patrick raise their slide whistles. SpongeBob and Patrick go around the hospital playing the slide whistle to CPR, a guy on a ventilator, and Gill Gilliam stitching Nat Peterson up)
  
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The Splinter A Life in a Day

Episode Article: Slide Whistle Stooges

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(Squidward wakes up, jumps into the shower, and starts to brush himself when he starts hearing a slide whistling noise every time he moves the brush)

Squidward: Huh? What's that? Hmm, must be hearing things. (goes outside and breathes in) Ahhhh... smell that fresh day good morning sea breeze in peace! (singing to himself) La da dum dum dee. (bends down to pick up the newspaper and hears the slide whistling noise. The same happens when he stands back up) Huh? Must be hearing things... Again! (slide whistling noises happen when he shakes the bag and when the newspaper slides out. Breathes out. Hears the slide whistle) What is all that that noise?! (SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing) Ahhhh... I should have guessed. It's too early for this. (SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing again) Alright, you two neighbors in the house from Conch Street! (SpongeBob and Patrick are seen as lumps under Squidward's front mat. Stomps on the lumps) What is the meaning of this?! (lifts up the mat)

SpongeBob: What is the meaning of this?! (he and Patrick laugh. They stand up with the slide whistle effect) We're slide whistling with our whistles!

Squidward: Don't you mean, "Playing the slide whistle in my personal space?"

SpongeBob: Squidward, slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument! It's a way of life! Let's show him Patrick. (Squidward's door opens with the slide whistling effect. SpongeBob and Patrick run inside)

Squidward: Hey! Get out of my house! Huh? (looks around and doesn't see them. SpongeBob and Patrick are heard laughing) Alright you two morons! Show yourselves! (they slide out from the dining room light with the slide whistle effect)

SpongeBob: You see, Squidward? Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.

Squidward: I don't need zest! I need you out of my lampshade! (jumps onto the table to get them out but they're not there. SpongeBob appears with the slide whistle effect behind a plant) Get out of my house! (SpongeBob floats through the air with the slide whistle noise and out the door) Grrrrr... (SpongeBob and Patrick are spinning around the circular windows) Just get out of there! (they land onto Squidward's paintings as the shape of Squidward's head) Okay, that's enough! You've had your fun. Now, get out of my house now!

SpongeBob: True, Squidward, true. We have had our fun. But you know what's twice as much fun? (pops out of the painting) Twice as many slide whistles! After you, my good man. (hands Patrick a slide whistle)

Patrick: Thanks, buddy! (floats out of the painting and across the room. SpongeBob follows. They start to head toward the windows)

Squidward: Not the windows again! (runs to the window and opens it) Gotcha! They're gone. Whew! Now if they'd just stay out of my house, I might be able to enjoy a little squid time. (makes himself a pot of tea. The slide whistle effect happens when he pours the tea into the cup. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. Closes the blinds and then sits down to drink his tea. The slide whistle effect is also here. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh outside. SpongeBob and Patrick continue this when Squidward is making his bed, when he brushes his teeth, cleans the toilet, and reads) I gotta get out of here!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing when Squidward walks through the door, shattering it)

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! Squidward is finally playing along. (he and Patrick follow Squidward while he is running away from them. They, of course, have their slide whistles)

Squidward: Go away! Can't you idiots take a hit?! (keeps running. Runs into Goo Lagoon with SpongeBob and Patrick following him. SpongeBob and Patrick are shown as mermen underwater. SpongeBob and Patrick have their slide whistles and are playing along with Squidward's movements. Swims into a cave and starts running. Breaks through the back of the cave and stops to catch his breath) I think I lost 'em. (SpongeBob and Patrick are there whistling every time Squidward takes a breath. Takes SpongeBob's slide whistle) How would you like it if someone did this to you?! (starts playing)

SpongeBob: Alright! (he and Patrick dance along to Squidward's whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are floating around and dancing for a while when Squidward puts down the slide whistle and gives up) Wow, Squidward! You have got quite an ear for music!

Squidward: Why don't you... I do?

SpongeBob: Yes, my friend. You got... the goods!

Squidward: Well, uh...ha... that is true...

SpongeBob: Come, play some more, maestro. Me and Patrick want to your saweeet tunes!

Squidward: Well... If you insist...

SpongeBob: Oh! We insist!

Squidward: Okay! (he, SpongeBob, and Patrick all start slide whistling. Bubble-wipe to the Barg'N Mart. The door opens)

Dennis: (looks up) Hello there? May I help you with anything here in the Barg'N Mart? (door closes with the slide whistle effect) Well, that's unusual. (keeps reading. Slide whistle effect happens when he turns the pages) What is that?! Who's there?! (Squidward, behind the cashiers desk, laughs) Who's back here?! (doors close with the slide whistle effect. Looks behind him. Hears the doors again) Alright, this isn't funny! Come on jerk, you think you can mess with me?! (Squidward is on top of the Barg'N Mart. He laughs. Bubble-wipe to the streets of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward march with slide whistles playing in a chorus)

Squidward: Watch this! (Sally is pushing a baby carriage. Squidward plays a note on the slide whistle from inside the carriage. Sally looks down) Goo goo wa wa goo goo wa goo goo he ha wa... (jumps out of the carriage) ha ha ha!

Sally: (screams) Someone help! Baby assaulter! (crowd yells "Go assault your own baby" "Hey! Get back here!", etc to Squidward)

Squidward: (laughs while in midair) If you say so. (floats down with the slide whistle effect and into a manhole)

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Patrick has a thought cloud digging out bellybutton lint)

Patrick: Probably not. (Squidward goes up through a streetlight and hears a couple)

Nancy: Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I promise it'll never happen again. (Nancy and Frank hug. Squidward plays the slide whistle)

Frank: Liar!

Fish: She's not lying. (mob appears with torches) She speaks the truth. Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city Frank.

Frank: But who would do such a thing?

Fish: Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!

Frank: What?

Fish: Yes, we must capture him. He must pay for his wrong doings!

Mob: He's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest! (Squidward slide whistles by)

Fish: Come on, let's get him! (mob runs after Squidward)

SpongeBob: Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this a little too far?

Patrick: He's only a block away. (policefish see the mob)

Police Officer: What do you make of it, Sarge?

Sergeant: It looks like a full scale riot. I'm calling for backup! (on his radio) Get me the K-9 unit! (the riot looks up and sees Squidward on top of a building with the slide whistle. Squidward laughs. The cops show up and then the K-9 unit)

Squidward: Would you like some more!? (makes a high-pitched noise on the slide whistle)

K-9 Handler: (the worms start to foam at the mouth and growl) Wait! Wait you stupid worms! (the worms start to attack his face. Screams) I was supposed to retire this week!!!

Squidward: Let's give them a grand finale they'll never forget! (slide whistles his way into the back of a semi truck pulling a gas tanker. The driver shifts gears and the slide whistle noise happens. The driver starts to drink some coffee and the slide whistle noise happens)

Driver: Huh? What is that?! (Squidward silently laughs to himself. Turns the steering wheel and the slide whistling noise happens)

Driver: I can't work under these conditions! (puts on a helmet, jumps from the truck and rolls. Squidward sits in the driver's seat)

Squidward: Now you're in the driver's seat, Squiddy! (does the slide whistle noises and isn't paying attention to the road at all. Accelerates and drives through the Chum Bucket)

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Well, Plankton finally got what he deserved. (notices Squidward is about to drive through the Krusty Krab) Whoa, wait! STOP! (Squidward drives through the Krusty Krab. Starts crying)

Squidward: (heads toward a ramp and through a ring of fire) I've never felt so alive! (clears the jump) I don't wanna stop! (SpongeBob and Patrick pull up in a car)

SpongeBob: Squidward, are you sure you don't wanna stop?

Squidward: What are you talking about nitwit?!

SpongeBob: Up ahead!!

Squidward: What up ahead?! (sees a cliff. As he goes over the edge, he plays the slide whistle from high to low. The tanker crashes. There is a brief pause)

Mob: Yay!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick play a song on the slide whistle. Bubble-wipe to the Bikini Bottom Hospital)

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Your friend is very lucky. If it wasn't for that slide whistle getting lodged in his throat, the rescue team might have never found him. (the slide whistle starts going crazy in Squidward’s throat) His yelling, or whistling I should say, under all that rubble saved his life.

SpongeBob: Doctor, why did you leave the whistle in his throat?

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Unfortunately, we don't have the technology to remove it yet. But on the bright side, he can still communicate with us. (the slide whistle starts going crazy again)

SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, listen to you! You're getting better already! Here, we'll help. (he and Patrick raise their slide whistles. SpongeBob and Patrick go around the hospital playing the slide whistle to CPR, a guy on a ventilator, and Gill Gilliam stitching Nat Peterson up)


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