Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

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Episode Article: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

Characters

• SpongeBob (CheeseHead BrownPants)
• Patrick
• Gary
• Squidward
• Sandy
• Mr. Krabs
• Bubble Poppin' Boys
• Perch Perkins
• Nat
• Old Man Jenkins
• Shubie
• Mailman
• Help Wanted Lady
• Scottish couple
• Former Mayor of New Kelp City
• Citizens of New Kelp City
• Bob

Dialogue

SpongeBob: (frantically jumps out of bed) Good morning, Gary! Good morning, Mister Mailman!

Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. (The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky) AAAHHH!

SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...

Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.

SpongeBob: The best job...

Mr. Krabs: He's already 10 seconds late. I'm doubting he's not paying for this.

SpongeBob: And of course the bestest pet.

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug and Gary's shell breaks and SpongeBob runs out of his house and runs into Patrick)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Patrick: Hi SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! How goes it?

Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up (Turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly).

SpongeBob: What's that?

Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom that I spent all day baking. Idiot Boy!

SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. (SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house)

SpongeBob: Squidward!

Squidward: Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep. Do you understand? Idiot Boy! (Cut To The Treedome And sandy inventing a robot)

Sandy: It's all done! my greatest invention yet! (The robot starts to dance)

Spongebob: Sandy! What a new robot! (Spongebob trips on a log and some of the water in his tank goes on Sandy's robot)

Sandy: NOOOOOOOO!! (Sandy's robot blows up)

Spongebob: Let me explain. You see... i was passing by the tree and i thought it d' be funny if i gave you a surprise.

Sandy: Oh you gave me a surprise alright. LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT! (shows the destroyed robot) Get out of here! Idiot boy!

Spongebob: I guess that means there's only one place left to go. A place where i am wanted wherever they like it or not! (Cut to the Krusty Krab) Spongebob Workpants reporting for duty Mr Krabs.

Mr Krabs: Hurry up and get in there boy! Patties need flipping.

Spongebob: No Worries Captain! (Spongebob trips on some frying pans) Oops well all in a days work. Now back to doing what i do best! No way i can mess this up... (Spongebob slides in a puddle of water and he starts screaming)

Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on?

SpongeBob: Mr Krabs! (Spongebob slides and hits Mr Krabs and Mr Krabs falls in the fryer and gets out immediately) Mr Krabs are you ok?

Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in the fryer)

Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously)

Mr Krabs: (kicks out SpongeBob) If i were you i d' get as far away from me as possible Idiot Boy! (Spongebob is shocked)

Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)(sighs)I somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me right, Gary?

Gary:(we see Gary putting a bange on his back and he hisses at spongebob)

SpongeBob:(sighs)I'll miss you two, buddy. There's a year supply of snailfood for you.(walks out of his house and turns around)Good-bye pineapple. (the chimmey blows spongebob up in the sky)Good bye Squidward. Good bye Patrick. Good bye Sandy. Good bye Bikini Bottom. Good bye old life as I know. (He landed on the road next to the sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom Population 538 (crosses out the 8 with a clalk and puts a one next to it) minus one.(he leaves bikini bottom down the road) idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot...(That night SpongeBob is scared by a bunch of very weird people and he runs for his life but falls off the cliff upside down causing him to boink his head by a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff now he's got a long bump on his head)Oooh boy that's kind of rough.(the things that spongebob packed hit him on a boinked head and Spongebob fainted. Cut to Patrick who is knocking on the door and drinking milkshake)

Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Patrick: I don't know. I 've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake. (Drinks his milkshake)

Sandy: We ain't got time for that. HI-YAH!(Brushes through the door)

Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow.

Sandy: Gary? Where are you little guy? (Searches for Gary)

Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow.

Sandy: Gary?! Gary?!(Bumps on some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom zooms out to see that Gary is now extrmemiy huge and fat)

Huge fat Gary: Mrloow.

Sandy: Gary! what happened to you?

Huge fat Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.(Sandy sees a note on Gary's foodbowl)

Sandy:A note.(picks up the note and reads it)To whom what it may concern if you found this letter that means gary's foodbowl is empty that it needs to be refilled. It also means that it's been aproximately one year since i've split town and no-one's noticed 'til now No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot boy.(Patrick and Sandy look at each other sadly)

(Cut to SpongeBob when the villagers wake him up)

Villager man: I could use this.

Villager woman: Yeah and i could use these.

SpongeBob: Hello there ( the villagers gasp) What's going on?

Villager man: Oh, We thought you were taking a dirt nap but we organised your clothes for you...SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:(looks behind then turns around to the villagers)Are you talking to me?

Villager man: Isn't this your name? (Shows SpongeBob identity)

SpongeBob: I don't know, is it?

Villager man: You don't know your name?

SpongeBob: All i know is that i hit my head on some rocks! Now i can't seem to remember anything. (The villagers wink at each other)

Villager man: Err well then i ll remind you that these are not your clothes and your name isn't SpongeBob it's umm it's CheeseHead BrownPants. Ha ha! That's it!

SpongeBob: CheeseHead huh? (checks his pockets) Wait a minute what's this? (shows a bubble bottle)

Villager man: BUBBLES?

(The villagers scream and run away)

SpongeBob: I wonder what got into them? (Spotted the town called New Kelp City the scene cuts to a "BREAKING NEWS")

Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement (cut to perch perkins live in bikini bottom where a crowd of people are panicking)Bikini Bottom is literally in total chaos tonight ( a muscular guy pushes Perch)

Muscular Guy: LITERALLY! (Runs off)

Perch Perkins: (gets himself up weakly with one black eye)We now go live with the news chopper seven what's up? (faded from a thud)

News chopper:(We see someone flying in a helicopter)Not looking too good out here Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the hengies. Customers are in a rage over not getting their krabby patties.

Mr. Krabs:(comes running to squidward) Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob? This place is going down the toilet! Patties need flipping!

Squidward: If i knew do you think i 'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons?

Mr. Krabs: Don't talk that to your superior officer you...

(Both start arguing)

Sandy: Squidward! Mr. krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?

Squidward: I think we just went through this...

Mr. Krabs: What he means to say it's no we haven't

Sandy: Well, apparrently he left bikini bottom and he aint coming back. (Hands Mr.Krabs a note)

Mr. Krabs: Let me see that (begins to read)uh To whom that may concern if you found this letter that mean (muttering...) sincerly... AKA? AKA? Idiot boy? IDIOT BOY?! It is SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me fry cook?

Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend? I should never have been mean to you (starts to cry)

Sandy: I should have never kicked you out of my house! (starts to cry her helmelt fills up with tears)

Squidward: (sad) If i knew that was the last time i 've seen SpongeBob...(happy) I would have slammed the door in his face even harder! (starts laughing)

(The three but Squidward are very sad Mr.Krabs pushes the customers out of the krusty krab)

Mr. Krabs: All right, all right group meaning. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! (closes the doors) Now... (the four gather around)How do you suppose we find my money-making employee?

(Cut to SpongeBob in the streets of New Kelp City)

SpongeBob: Whoo i live in a dump! (bumps on a man)

Man: Hey watch where yer stepping

SpongeBob: Sorry sir i was just...

Man: i know what you was doing you was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change routine" but it aint gonna work this time. You want money? Get a job you deadbeat!

SpongeBob: I am a jobless deadbeat? What a sad existense i don't remember i live. (SpongeBob's tummy is grumbling) Ooh seems like am running on empty (checks his pockets and sighs) Not a penny to my name. Well i guess if i want to fill the hole in my gut i 'll need to fill a job somewhere. (Checks a bank sign that says "Help Wanted") Help wanted?

Help Wanted Lady: Well mr... Brownpants you seem to have left this entire application blank.

SpongeBob:(laughs) I can't remember a thing.

Help Wanted Lady: Well do you have any special skills?

SpongeBob: special skills... Oh i can do this (blows a bubble)

Help Wanted Lady: Oh what do you think you are doing?! (kicks out SpongeBob) Sorry sir but we run a respectable business here! (slams the door)

SpongeBob: Okay i guess they don't want you blowing bubbles unless it directly relates to the job at hand.(SpongeBob is hired as a builder) Thanks for the job boss you won't be dissappointed.

Builder: That's real sweet Brownpants but i don't hear that hammer pounding.

SpongeBob(SpongeBob is pounding the hammer while flying on a bubble) Then this might be music to your ears.

Builder: Neptune's son what are you doing?(gets down from the building) You are doing that on my buidling site you are fired!

(The bubble pops and SpongeBob falls down)

SpongeBob: I do not understand this. What is wrong with the city? Maybe it's not the city. Maybe it's me. (looks at a man) Hey mister LOOK AT ME MISTER LOOK AT ME! Is there something wrong with me? (shows a gruesome face of SpongeBob and the man screams and runs away)

(Cut to the Krusty Krab)

Sandy: Listen up y' all i got a plan to bring back SpongeBob.

Mr Krabs: You do?

Sandy: Yup and it involves this. (shows a device) It ll track any sponge withing a fifty mile radius.

Squidward: So you are saying this thing can actually find SpongeBob?

Sandy: You got it Squidcakes but it's gonna take all of us to... (Squidward smashes the device with a hammer)

Squidward: Oops i dropped it. (Mr Krabs is furious)

Mr Krabs: MR SQUIDWAAAAARD! This device was me last chance to get this place back into shipshape. And since you destroyed it am ordering you to find SpongeBob!

Squidward: (laughs) I wouldn't seek out that twit for all the lietards of the sea.

Mr Krabs: If you don't find him you 'll be out of a job forever.

Squidward: Ha, is that your version of a threat?

Mr Krabs: Oh Squidwaard don't forget your retirement gift.

Squidward: Mr Krabs i am not interested in any... (gasps) Is that a handcrafted jewel-encrusted egg? I ll' complete my collection! Oh thank you thank you thank you Mr Krabs!

Mr Krabs: Not so Fast (pushes Squidward) Bring back me number one fry cook first.

(Cut to SpongeBob who is cold at the streets of New KeLP city and goes to get warm near a fire)

Fish: Real drag isn't it? Having to stand on the fire for warmth every night?

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Other Fish: Heh not for us we are just waiting in line for a new video-game.

SpongeBob: I guess i am just a jobless deadbeat. (sighs) You guys mind if i bubble?

Fish: (frightened) You can't do that here!!

SpongeBob: But... bubbles are steadying the ol' nerves. Watch. (blows a bubble) See? Oh feeling better already.

(Everyone who sees the bubble screams and runs away)

(SpongeBob gets ready to blow another bubble when he is approached by a gang who are snapping their fingers. They grab SpongeBob)

Bubble Poppin Boy: Do you have any... (the others continue the snapping) I think we 've made our point with the snapping! (They stop snapping) As i was saying... do you have any idea who we are?

SpongeBob: um wait err um don't tell me um...

Bubble Poppin Boy: Don't ask (laughs)I 'll show ya. We call us (turns around to show the back of his shirt that says bubble poppin boys) The Bubble Poppin boys and we don't allow bubble blowing on our turf. (pops the bubble and its water gets in his eyes and he gets angry showing his red eyes) You see why we don't allow bubbles in our city? Fortunately we have ways of dealing with careless bubble blowers like you. Let's rough him up boys (the gang is ready to beat SpongeBob but he runs away)

Bubble Poppin Boy: Where'd he go?(sees SpongeBob run) AFTER HIM!