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User:SpongeDude2010/Fanart/Who Wants to Win a Game Show? Transcript
(The episode begins with a nighttime view of BBTV. An audience is heard.)
Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom, welcome to...
Audience: Who Wants to Be Rich?
Perch Perkins: That's right! Now, here are tonight's contestants: this sponge guy, this pink guy, a ugly squid guy...
Squidward: HEY! I'm not ugly!
(The camera shows Squidward looking ugly.)
Perch Perkins: ...OK... This guy who likes money, this... uh... squirrel... this tiny guy...
Plankton: HEY! You can still hear me, though!
Perch Perkins:...and this snail! But they have name tags that shows they're real names! So, before we get started, you know what time it is!
SpongeBob:Eeee... uh... 8:30?
(The audience laughs.)
Perch Perkins: Heh, heh... no! It's time for...
Audience: Your Thoughts of Money!
Perch Perkins: OK, so, everyone knows the rules! And if they don't, here are the rules to "Your Thoughts on Money"!
Lady Announcer: "Your Thoughts of Money" is the game where you have 1 minute to draw what you would do if you win!
Perch Perkins: Alright! Let's go!
French Narrator: Two Humiliating Levels later...
Perch Perkins: Wow! Those levels are humiliating!
(The camera shows the parts that are the most humiliating.)
Squidward: *sniff* They laughed at me.
Perch Perkins: OK, it's time for the level everyone has been waiting for...
Audience: "The Money Searcher 1000"!
Perch Perkins: And this will be more humiliating than Level 2: Dropping Cents! Here are the rules!
Lady Announcer: "The Money Searcher 1000" is the game where you have 2 minutes to find the most money! Whoever wins will win the game!
Perch Perkins: Alright! Let's go!
(Everyone enters the money searcher machine and the camera shows what happens inside for the whole level.)
(The time reaches 00:00. And they head out the machine.)
Perch Perkins: OK! Now, our computer will show who collected the most money and will win!
(The computer shows that Gary collected the most money.)
Perch Perkins: Congrats, Gary! You have just got rich!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT! How is that possible!
Sandy: Lot's of money landed on him, y'all.
Plankton: Weird...
French Narrator: And so, the snail afforded everyone who competed there that night a small vacation to an island. The End.
