Editing Patchy the Pirate

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! colspan="2" | Patchy in live-action
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! colspan="2" | Patchy's cartoon design
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! colspan="2" | Patchy
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| '''Species:''' || Human
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| '''Profession:''' ||
*President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club
*Former fry cook of [[The Poop Deck]]
*Host of "Patchy's Pick"
*The DJ behind [[The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash]]
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| '''Favorite Episode''' || [[Shanghaied]] ([[2001]])
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| '''First Appearance''' || ''[[Christmas Who?]]'' ([[2000]])
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| '''Latest Appearance''' || ''[[SpongeBob's Road to Christmas (Episode)|SpongeBob's Road to Christmas]]'' ([[2021]])
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| '''Friends:''' || 
*[[Potty the Parrot|Potty]] (sometimes enemy)
*[[Mrs. Johnson]]
*Longbeard
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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| '''Enemies:''' || 
*[[Gorilla]]






He's a banana


*[[Mr. Pirateson]]
*[[The Birdbrains]]
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| '''Portrayor:''' || [[Tom Kenny]] (English)<br />Eran Mor (Hebrew)
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| '''Place:''' || Encino, California 
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'''Patchy the Pirate''' is a supporting character on ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. He is the live-action host of the series, played by [[Tom Kenny]]. He is the most prominent supporting character on the show, with more screen time, lines, and major roles than any other non-main character.

He is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by [[Tom Kenny]]. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, [[Potty the Parrot|Potty]]. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]] and [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]. He really loves SpongeBob and was furious when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was nothing but SpongeBob going through "a bunch of cheap walk cycles", which resulted in a tantrum. He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with Potty in the episode [[Ugh (Episode)|Ugh]]. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named [[Mrs. Johnson]] who always gives out cookies. It is shown in the episode [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]] when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a baby, and Potty was just an egg. 

==Appearance==
[[File:SpongeBob-patchy-arrgh.jpg|thumb|left|275px|Patchy with his hook hand.]]
Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long curly black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh. In some episodes he has a peg leg, and in others he has two boots. He also wore a black sash in seasons 2 and 3, and no sash in seasons 4 onward. Sometimes Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] episode [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]. He also appears on the Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush special "Big Time Beach Party" where he helps Logan and Carlos find a lost family treasure of his so they can buy a beach house. His eyepatch, blacked out tooth, hook, and pegleg switch and his lip syncing is poor. He also speaks with a slight lateral lisp.

===Restaurant Job===
In the episode [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]], Patchy worked at a restaurant called "[[The Poop Deck]]", along with [[Potty]]. His boss was a cranky old pirate named [[Mr. Pirateson]]. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], our hero. At one point, Mr. Pirateson was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water. Patchy's famous Patties are called "Buried Treasure", (with a creepy voice) "Walk the Plank" and "The Patchy Patty" which was a Patty with an Eye-patch, a face and a beard. He says "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!?" when he saw that he was replaced by a [[Gorilla]].




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===Patchy's House=== 
''Main Article: [[Patchy's House]]'' 

Patchy's house is a single-story suburban home in Encino. He lives there with Potty and an unnamed mother.

===Personality===
Patchy the Pirate is babylike and isn't smart, but somewhat he started the [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and some sort of huge trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] Videotape of the Lost Episode. The reason why [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who  Could Fly]] is called a lost episode is because it has limited broadcasting on the [[Nickelodeon]] channel each year. Patchy has appeared in a grand total of 15 episodes so far. Note that the broadcasting of [[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] of its first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of "Atlantis SquarePantis," Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of the episode's hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he has tantrums and breaks down into tears when [[Potty]] insults him. Because [[Potty]] is always right!!! Often he gives invitations to [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], but SB can't read them! Patchy is very shy but can be ecstatic often at times due to his childlike innocence and pure heart.

==Quotes== 
*"I don't know what it means either."
*"This is the end of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]! WAAAAH!!!!"
*"Oh go away, you stupid bird."
*"Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!"
*"You what???"
*"Hey kids!"
*"Now time for the cartoon."
*"Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!"
*"It's time for fan mail."
*"You ate all me cookie dough!"
*"Turn on the Weather Channel!"
*"Hooray! Let's watch!"
*"Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?"
*"WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!!?"
*"Well Potty, I guess you were right. The future is cool."
*"That's it? That's the lost episode?? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!"
*"DO YOU MIND?! I AM TRYING TO TALK TO MY PARROT!!"
*"Three bells! We all know what three bells means! *Kids* Free Ice cream! *Patchy* No you silly lubbers. NO!"
*"This letter comes to us from NAME AND ADDRESS WITHELD!"
*"Unbaked cookie dough!"
*"Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C., kids. Bye!"
*"Look."
*"Grrrrr... SpongeBob betrayed us?! I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place! I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! All of it! I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!"

==Trivia==
*Patchy has two functional eyes so he actually doesn't need his eyepatch. ([[Ugh (Episode)|Ugh]])
*Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. ([[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]])
*Patchy does not like to eat mayo. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]])
*Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
*Patchy wears [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] boxers. ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
*Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song whenever someone calls. ("Atlantis SquarePantis")
*Patchy wrote letters to kids inside some DVD Boxed Sets 
*Even though Patchy dislikes Potty's favorite band [[The Birdbrains]] in SpongeBob's House Party his actor Tom Kenny in fact was a good friend of the Birdbrains' leader's actor/musician Lux Interior. When Interior suddenly died in 2009 Tom Kenny attended his memorial/funeral.
*Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen in the episode "Friend or Foe?"
*In the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis," at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
*In "Friend or Foe?", Patchy's hook switches from his spatula to his hook.
*In [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]], Patchy doesn't have a peg leg and actually has two legs. (After a few appearances of Patchy, the cast realized how hard using the peg-leg was for Tom Kenny [voice actor for [[SpongeBob]] and actor for Patchy] and just let him walk on two legs.)

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