I Wrote This (Song)

I Wrote This is a song that was created by Patrick in the episode: Sing a Song of Patrick.

Lyrics

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.

I made a sandwich myself.
My mother [Fred] called him.
It tastes like beans and pork and looks dead!
It's hard to write, so I use a teasing pen.
Flexible, conical, conical, conical, conical, conical, PU! What is this bad smell? (Drum only)
There is a point that ends at a point. Sharp, sharp, sharp cones, cones, points.
This song is over. Win this round, cauliflower! (Explosion)

Profile

The song is known for killing the band from Bigshot Records because after they sung it just once, they died. The song also destroyed Bikini Bottom because it was so horrible, and it even destroyed airplanes in the sky. This song made an angry mob come after it that carries pitchforks, and torches.

Fans

Everyone in Bikini Bottom hated Patrick's song, except SpongeBob and Old Man Jenkins, who actually liked the song.