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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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Ned: Ah! Oh, man, my beautiful wig. (the wig flies through the air, in and out of the dump then through the cemetery)<br> | Ned: Ah! Oh, man, my beautiful wig. (the wig flies through the air, in and out of the dump then through the cemetery)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': (opens his front door) I'm ready! I'm ready-- (the wig crashes into him. | + | '''SpongeBob''': (opens his front door) I'm ready! I'm ready-- (the wig crashes into him. He sits up and its on his head) Ah, what is this? Curly tresses, goofy texture, (scratches inside wig) itchy scalp... (gasps) ...it's a wig! (walks over to Patrick's rock) Hi, Patrick. How do you like my new look?<br> |
'''Patrick''': (screams then jumps on SpongeBob, pinning him to the ground) I'll save you. (jumps on SpongeBob's face)<br> | '''Patrick''': (screams then jumps on SpongeBob, pinning him to the ground) I'll save you. (jumps on SpongeBob's face)<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': (stops) Oh, sorry.<br> | '''Patrick''': (stops) Oh, sorry.<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': It's | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's ok. (Pat takes a bite out of the wig) Why did you do that?<br> |
'''Patrick''': (swallows and burps) Well, I thought it was a new type of cotton candy you wear on your head.<br> | '''Patrick''': (swallows and burps) Well, I thought it was a new type of cotton candy you wear on your head.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': This isn't good. Everyone's getting jealous. (walks backwards towards the kitchen) Squidward, I'll be hiding in the kitchen if you need me.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': This isn't good. Everyone's getting jealous. (walks backwards towards the kitchen) Squidward, I'll be hiding in the kitchen if you need me.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': Hide your shame, SpongeBob. Hide your shame. ( | + | '''Squidward''': Hide your shame, SpongeBob. Hide your shame. (scene cuts to Bigshot Records)<br> |
Record Producer: Well, well, well, Ned and the Needlefish. You're fired.<br> | Record Producer: Well, well, well, Ned and the Needlefish. You're fired.<br> | ||
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Band Member #3: We formed this band, it was for one reason and one reason only: to make a lot of money. And you not having hair is getting in the way of that.<br> | Band Member #3: We formed this band, it was for one reason and one reason only: to make a lot of money. And you not having hair is getting in the way of that.<br> | ||
− | Record Producer: We are selling records not denture cream. (talking to Ned) You come back with hair or don't come back at all. ( | + | Record Producer: We are selling records not denture cream. (talking to Ned) You come back with hair or don't come back at all. (scene cuts to Krusty Krab at closing time)<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': (flips | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (flips OPEN sign to CLOSED) Time to go home, boys.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': (mopping with his wig) Almost finished. (puts the wet wig on his head. Shakes it dry and it goes back to its original shape) See, Squidward, it's functional, too.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': (mopping with his wig) Almost finished. (puts the wet wig on his head. Shakes it dry and it goes back to its original shape) See, Squidward, it's functional, too.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': So I can't have a ''wig'' or a ''but''?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': So I can't have a ''wig'' or a ''but''?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, SpongeBob, it means until you get rid of that wig, get your butt out of here! (bubble-wipe to Sandy walking up to | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, SpongeBob, it means until you get rid of that wig, get your butt out of here! (bubble-wipe to Sandy walking up to SpongeBob’s house)<br> |
'''Sandy''': I never got a chance to talk to SpongeBob yesterday. I was laughing too hard. (knocks on door) SpongeBob? (notices door is a little bigger) Huh?<br> | '''Sandy''': I never got a chance to talk to SpongeBob yesterday. I was laughing too hard. (knocks on door) SpongeBob? (notices door is a little bigger) Huh?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. What do you think? (looks up at his wig, which has spiders crawling out it, then looks down to SpongeBob, who is making a kiddie face)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Hi, Sandy. What do you think? (looks up at his wig, which has spiders crawling out it, then looks down to SpongeBob, who is making a kiddie face)<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': We need to talk. (bubble-wipe to | + | '''Sandy''': We need to talk. (bubble-wipe to The Reef)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Why would I want to get rid of my wig? Look at how happy it makes everybody. (everyone is laughing)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Why would I want to get rid of my wig? Look at how happy it makes everybody. (everyone is laughing)<br> | ||
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Martha: It's true, John, this isn't my real hair. I stole it. (takes her wig off. SpongeBob walks into the row with his wig blocking the screen. Thaddeus, Nazz and Peterson are mad) <br> | Martha: It's true, John, this isn't my real hair. I stole it. (takes her wig off. SpongeBob walks into the row with his wig blocking the screen. Thaddeus, Nazz and Peterson are mad) <br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Pardon me. 'Scuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. (Peterson sticks out his leg and SpongeBob trips over it. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Pardon me. 'Scuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. (Peterson sticks out his leg and SpongeBob trips over it. SpongeBob gets his wig stuck in some cheese on the floor. Gets unstuck but a soda is still in the wig) Hey, the wig broke my fall. (some popcorn falls from the top of his wig) Mmm, popcorn. (eats some then takes the soda in his wig and takes a sip of it) Ah, you always come through for me.<br> |
Dale: Hey buddy, do you mind?<br> | Dale: Hey buddy, do you mind?<br> | ||
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Scooter: That's a great idea! Let's start a riot. (everyone gets a pitchfork and some torches ready)<br> | Scooter: That's a great idea! Let's start a riot. (everyone gets a pitchfork and some torches ready)<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Ahh! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ahh! (A pair of "Get 'em!" captions are shown by Frank and Peterson)<br> |
− | + | Frank: I told you that movie was terrible. (captions read "Doorfish: I told you that movie was terrible.")<br> | |
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− | Frank: I told you that movie was terrible. ( | + | |
'''Sandy''': Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob?<br> | '''Sandy''': Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': No matter what they say, you'll always be cool to me. (wig flies off) I'll never accessorize again.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': No matter what they say, you'll always be cool to me. (wig flies off) I'll never accessorize again.<br> | ||
− | '''Sandy''': You did the right thing, SpongeBob. ( | + | '''Sandy''': You did the right thing, SpongeBob. (scene cuts to Ned walking down the street)<br> |
− | Ned: Where am I gonna get some hair? My career is ruined. Ruined! (cries until the wig from before knocks him down on the ground and sticks to his head. He gasps) Can it be? It is! My wig. Yes! Victory is mine!! ( | + | Ned: Where am I gonna get some hair? My career is ruined. Ruined! (cries until the wig from before knocks him down on the ground and sticks to his head. He gasps) Can it be? It is! My wig. Yes! Victory is mine!! (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street then notices everyone wearing wigs like the one he had)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Wigs. Wigs, wigs, they're everywhere!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Wigs. Wigs, wigs, they're everywhere!<br> | ||
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