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Patrick: A one-way ticket to '''PAIN!''' (''slams into the wall'')
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Patrick: A one-way ticket to pain! (''slams into the wall'')
  
 
(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office.  Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')
 
(''Cut to Mr. Krabs in his office.  Window falls on ground from Patrick's crash and glass breaks'')
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SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.
 
SpongeBob: And if we get it on anything, Mr. Krabs will cut our butts off.
  
Patrick: ''[scared]'' And mount them on the wall! ''[SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries to open the lid by moving the screwdriver back and forth]'' Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! ''[Yelling with a dramatic camera zoom and background on his face]'' CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!!!
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Patrick: ''[scared]'' And mount them on the wall! ''[SpongeBob takes a screwdriver and tries to open the lid by moving the screwdriver back and forth]'' Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob. SpongeBob, careful. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful, SpongeBob! Careful, SpongeBob! ''[Yelling with a dramatic camera zoom and background on his face]'' CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!
  
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, the lid’s already off.
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Patrick: Well, that was a rip-off.
 
Patrick: Well, that was a rip-off.
  
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. ''[holds up a large brush]'' Let’s get our brushes ready. ''[SpongeBob looks at the brush he's holding and starts sweating.]'' Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. ''[throws the brush offscreen. He gets a smaller paintbrush and pulls a hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same, and pulls it out with a huge mass of nosehair. SpongeBob dips tip of his paintbrush into his paint can and walks to a wall]'' ''[Scared and nervous]'' Alright, Patrick, gotta get started, ''[the camera zooms out to a huge, decorated wall]'' painting this wall. ''[the camera zooms in to SpongeBob's face in front of the paintbrush.]'' with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything ''[the camera zooms back out to the decorated wall]'' but the wall. ''[starts sweating]'' Well, here we go.
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SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. ''[holds up a large brush]'' Let’s get our brushes ready. ''[SpongeBob looks at the brush he's holding and starts sweating.]'' Uh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. ''[throws the brush offscreen. He gets a smaller paintbrush and pulls a hair out of his nose. Patrick does the same, and pulls it out with a huge mass of nosehair. SpongeBob dips tip of his paintbrush into his paint can and walks to a wall]'' ''[scared and nervous]'' Alright, Patrick, gotta get started, ''[the camera zooms out to a huge, decorated wall]'' painting this wall. ''[the camera zooms in to SpongeBob's face in front of the paintbrush.]'' with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything ''[the camera zooms back out to the decorated wall]'' but the wall. ''[starts sweating]'' Well, here we go.
  
 
''[Cut to a timecard that says "One Hour Later".]''
 
''[Cut to a timecard that says "One Hour Later".]''
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Patrick: ''[stupidly pointing to the dollar with both hands]'' Oh, now I see it.
 
Patrick: ''[stupidly pointing to the dollar with both hands]'' Oh, now I see it.
  
SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar... ''[scene cuts to a fantasy of SpongeBob and Patrick's butts on the wall above the fireplace while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire.]''
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SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar...
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''[scene cuts to a fantasy of SpongeBob and Patrick's butts on the wall above the fireplace while Mr. Krabs is enjoying some tea by the fire.]''
  
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: ''[while holding their butts]'' AAAAAHHHHHH!!
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: ''[while holding their butts]'' AAAAAHHHHHH!!

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