Episode Transcript: Tunnel of Glove

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(Episode starts with some fish on a rollercoaster)
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(Episode starts with some fish on a roller coaster)
  
 
All: Ahhhhhh!
 
All: Ahhhhhh!
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Nancy: Come on, Pearl! The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up. This is gonna' be so totally like fun!
 
Nancy: Come on, Pearl! The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up. This is gonna' be so totally like fun!
  
Spongebob: Hey Pearl.
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SpongeBob: Hey Pearl.
  
Pearl and Nancy and Debbie: uhh!
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Pearl and Nancy and Debbie: Uhh!
  
Pearl: Spongebob. What are you doing here.
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Pearl: SpongeBob. What are you doing here.
  
 
Nancy: Is that your boyfriend?
 
Nancy: Is that your boyfriend?
  
Spongebob: Well I am a boy and I am her friend. Dayayayay!
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SpongeBob: Well I am a boy and I am her friend. Dayayayay!
  
 
Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, he.
 
Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, he.
  
Nancy: Spongebob. Stand here for a second. (Debbie takes a picture)Hee, hee.
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Nancy: SpongeBob. Stand here for a second. (Debbie takes a picture)Hee, hee.
  
Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... Postairity.
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Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... Posterity.
  
 
Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
 
Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
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Nancy: Anyway. Lets go to the ride.
 
Nancy: Anyway. Lets go to the ride.
  
Spongebob: Bye, Pearl. Tell Mr. Krabs I said hi. Lets bounce Patrick. Patrick?
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SpongeBob: Bye, Pearl. Tell Mr. Krabs I said hi. Lets bounce Patrick. Patrick?
  
Patrick: Busy. I'll catch up with you later. (Eats cotten candy)
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Patrick: Busy. I'll catch up with you later. (Eats cotton candy)
  
 
(Scene skips to the Tunnel of Glove)
 
(Scene skips to the Tunnel of Glove)
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Nat Peterson: Sorry. Only two per car. You'll have to wait the next car. Any single riders come to the front.
 
Nat Peterson: Sorry. Only two per car. You'll have to wait the next car. Any single riders come to the front.
  
Spongebob: Oh I'm a single rider. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Parndon me. After you fellow single rider, Pearl.
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SpongeBob: Oh I'm a single rider. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Parndon me. After you fellow single rider, Pearl.
  
 
Pearl: Ugh!
 
Pearl: Ugh!
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Announcer: Please keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and do not leave the boat until the ride is over. Thank you.
 
Announcer: Please keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and do not leave the boat until the ride is over. Thank you.
  
Spongebob: Uhh. Pearl. You arm. It's outside the boat.
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SpongeBob: Uhh. Pearl. Your arm. It's outside the boat.
  
Pearl: I will put my arm inside the boat. But don't touch me, Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. (Spongebob zips his mouth and eyes shut)Uh. Boring.
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Pearl: I will put my arm inside the boat. But don't touch me, Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. (SpongeBob zips his mouth and eyes shut)Uh. Boring.
  
Cupid: Real light to have light. Heah, hearts
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Cupid: Real light to have light. Heah, hearts.
  
 
Pearl: The ride is so lame. Hey! You're allowed to speak now.
 
Pearl: The ride is so lame. Hey! You're allowed to speak now.
  
Spongebob: (breaths) I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride! Don't ya think? He so tough on the outside but he's got a soft side too. One time I was upset because my snail Gary was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Don't you think thats the sweetest thing you've ever heard. (His mouth turns into a microphone) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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SpongeBob: (breaths) I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride! Don't ya think? He so tough on the outside but he's got a soft side too. One time I was upset because my snail Gary was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Don't you think that's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. (His mouth turns into a microphone) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
  
 
Narrator: Two Extremely Boring Minutes later
 
Narrator: Two Extremely Boring Minutes later
  
Spongebob: And then there was that time when he yelled at me for getting to work before he did and he didn't even doct my pay, what a sweet man.
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SpongeBob: And then there was that time when he yelled at me for getting to work before he did and he didn't even doc my pay, what a sweet man.
  
 
Pearl: Ahhh! You're making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing possible! (She puts her foot out of the boat)
 
Pearl: Ahhh! You're making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing possible! (She puts her foot out of the boat)
  
Spongebob: You're supposed to keep you're arms and legs inside inside the boat until the boat comes to a compleeeete... (Bumps into the ceiling and lands back in the boat) ...Stop.
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SpongeBob: You're supposed to keep you're arms and legs inside inside the boat until the boat comes to a compleeeete... (Bumps into the ceiling and lands back in the boat) ...Stop.
  
 
Pearl: What was that?
 
Pearl: What was that?
  
Announcer: Attention sweathearts. We are expieriencing techincal difficalties. Please remain seated.
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Announcer: Attention sweethearts. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please remain seated.
  
 
Pearl: Oh great. Just great.
 
Pearl: Oh great. Just great.
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Narrator: 3 Hours Later
 
Narrator: 3 Hours Later
  
Perch Perkins: Breaking News. The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror. Hours ago the mecanizum that controled the boats misteriously stopped trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends who escaped the tunnel before tradgetity befell the two sweathearts.
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Perch Perkins: Breaking News. The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror. Hours ago the mechanism that controlled the boats mysteriously stopped trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends who escaped the tunnel before tradgegity befell the two sweethearts.
  
Nancy: It's true. We bearly escaped the tunnel with our lives. It was horrible.
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Nancy: It's true. We barely escaped the tunnel with our lives. It was horrible.
  
 
Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friend.
 
Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friend.
  
Nancy: Pearl and her boyfriend Spongebob. Hee, hee, hee.
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Nancy: Pearl and her boyfriend SpongeBob. Hee, hee, hee.
  
Perch Perkins: So there you heard it. As time runs out, still no words from the empearald whale girl and Spongebob. (Scene zooms out and Patrick is eating)
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Perch Perkins: So there you heard it. As time runs out, still no words from the empirical whale girl and SpongeBob. (Scene zooms out and Patrick is eating)
  
 
Patrick: Oh no! I'm out of coral on a stick. Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.
 
Patrick: Oh no! I'm out of coral on a stick. Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.
  
Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleek for the little yellow Sponge.
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Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleak for the little yellow Sponge.
  
 
Patrick: No! This is my worst nightmare. I don't have a drink.
 
Patrick: No! This is my worst nightmare. I don't have a drink.
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Perch Perkins: Hey doofus! You're best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove and may never escape.
 
Perch Perkins: Hey doofus! You're best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove and may never escape.
  
Patrick: You mean Spongebob?
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Patrick: You mean SpongeBob?
  
 
(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)
 
(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)
  
Patrick: Don't worry Spongebob! I'm coming for you!
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Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob! I'm coming for you!
  
 
Police Man: Hey! No one beyond this point.
 
Police Man: Hey! No one beyond this point.
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Patrick: My best buddy is trapped in there. You gotta' let me through.
 
Patrick: My best buddy is trapped in there. You gotta' let me through.
  
Police Man: No can do big guy. Too dangorous.
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Police Man: No can do big guy. Too dangerous.
  
 
Patrick: So Mr. Police guy won't let me in the front, eh. I'll just have to find my own way in.
 
Patrick: So Mr. Police guy won't let me in the front, eh. I'll just have to find my own way in.
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(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)
 
(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)
  
Patrick: Ah ha! Congradulations! You have fououound you friend. Spongebob is right behind this door. I'm coming to get you buddy. Spongebob? Where? Oh there you are. I'll free you from your shakles. (Rips out the pipe) There you are. Go to your happy self.  
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Patrick: Ah ha! Congratulations! You have found you friend. SpongeBob is right behind this door. I'm coming to get you buddy. SpongeBob? Where? Oh there you are. I'll free you from your shackles. (Rips out the pipe) There you are. Go to your happy self.  
  
 
(Lights go out in the Tunnel of Glove)
 
(Lights go out in the Tunnel of Glove)
  
Spongebob: Ahhhh!
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SpongeBob: Ahhhh!
  
 
Police Man: Don't worry little girl. We are working as fast as we could.
 
Police Man: Don't worry little girl. We are working as fast as we could.
  
Pearl: That wasn't me. That was Spongebob.
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Pearl: That wasn't me. That was SpongeBob!
  
 
Police Man: Thank you little boy.
 
Police Man: Thank you little boy.
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Pearl: (fumes)
 
Pearl: (fumes)
  
Spongebob: Don't threat Pearl. It's just the dark. Nothing scary about the dark. It's what's in the dark you've gotta watch out for. Monsters, Creeps, Ghouls, Clowns, Witches, Werewolves, Clowns, Crawly things, Crawly clowns!!!!!!!!!!! Those are the worst! The crawly clowns!
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SpongeBob: Don't threat Pearl. It's just the dark. Nothing scary about the dark. It's what's in the dark you've gotta watch out for. Monsters, Creeps, Ghouls, Clowns, Witches, Werewolves, Clowns, Crawly things, Crawly clowns!! Those are the worst! The crawly clowns!
  
Pearl: Whatever, Spongebob. I'm gonna' find my way out of here.
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Pearl: Whatever, SpongeBob. I'm gonna' find my way out of here.
  
Spongebob: Pearl. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You aren't keeping you arms and legs inside the boat. Pearl. I think I should accompany you incase anything in the dark. Lurking.  
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SpongeBob: Pearl. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You aren't keeping you arms and legs inside the boat. Pearl. I think I should accompany you in case anything in the dark. Lurking.  
  
 
Pearl: Okay. After you.  
 
Pearl: Okay. After you.  
  
Spongebob: Okay. I'll just fearlessly lead the way. Ahhhhhhh! Snakes!
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SpongeBob: Okay. I'll just fearlessly lead the way. Ahhhhhhh! Snakes!
  
 
Pearl: Those are streamers, fool!
 
Pearl: Those are streamers, fool!
  
Spongebob: I'll just stay up here.
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SpongeBob: I'll just stay up here.
  
Pearl: Oh grow up, Spongebob. The are no creepies, there are no crawies. There are no snakes so stop whining so we can look for our way out of here.
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Pearl: Oh grow up, SpongeBob. The are no creepies, there are no crawlies. There are no snakes so stop whining so we can look for our way out of here.
  
Spongebob: Okay Pearl. You've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, bad fish, sharks, and...
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SpongeBob: Okay Pearl. You've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, bad fish, sharks, and...
  
Pearl: Spongebob.
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Pearl: SpongeBob.
  
Spongebob: And I will not talk about zombies. (Takes a deep breath)
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SpongeBob: And I will not talk about zombies. (Takes a deep breath)
  
Pearl: Spongebob.
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Pearl: SpongeBob.
  
Spongebob: Or ghostly pirates or untoratory creatures.
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Spongebob: (looks like a pirate) Or ghostly pirates! (looks like a Frankenstein Monster) Or laboratory creatures.
  
Pearl: (Gasps) Spongebob.
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Pearl: (Gasps) SpongeBob.
  
Spongebob: Or a green bean from another planet.
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SpongeBob: (looks like an alien) Or a great being from another planet!
  
Pearl: Okay Spongebob. Okay.
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Pearl: Okay SpongeBob. Okay.
  
Spongebob: Or bus drivers.
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SpongeBob: (looks like an unshaven person with a full head of black hair) Or bus drivers!
  
Pearl: That's enough, spongebob! (Cries)
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Pearl: That's enough, SpongeBob! (Cries)
  
Spongebob: Shhh. Did you hear that.
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SpongeBob: Shhh. Did you hear that?
  
Pearl: Now I'm scared Spongebob.
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Pearl: Now I'm scared, SpongeBob!
  
Spongebob: It sounded like a crawly wereclown.
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SpongeBob: It sounded like a crawly wereclown.
  
Pearl: But theres no such thing!
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Pearl: But there's no such thing!
  
Spongebob: Oh he's here.
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SpongeBob: Oh he's here.
  
 
(A Cupid Swings by)
 
(A Cupid Swings by)
  
Spongebob and Pearl: AHHH! (They jump into the boat and Spongebob gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger)
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SpongeBob and Pearl: AHHH! (They jump into the boat and SpongeBob gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger)
  
Spongebob: A ha ha ha, he.
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SpongeBob: A ha ha ha, he.
  
(Scene skips to Patrick and Medal Spongebob)
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(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)
  
Patrick: Not another scunk! How did you beat me again? (Turns to an electrition) Hey. You find it funny to lock up my best friend. Hey I am talking towards you.
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Patrick: Not another skunk! How did you beat me again? (Turns to an electrician) Hey. You find it funny to lock up my best friend? Hey I am talking towards you.
  
Electrition: Did you see the dimwit who ripped this apart?
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Electrician: Did you see the dimwit who ripped this apart?
  
Patrick: I don't know who that dullard is, but I know you kidnapped spongebob.
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Patrick: I don't know who that dullard is, but I know you kidnapped SpongeBob.
  
Electrion: I don't know about your best friend. I'm just the electrition.
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Electrician: I don't know about your best friend. I'm just the electrician.
  
Patrick: I see you are a magician. But that fooder does not erase what you just have done.
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Patrick: I see you are a magician. But that voodoo does not erase what you just have done.
  
Electrition: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.
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Electrician: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.
  
Patrick: Jease. Some people are so pushy. (Sits on the lever)
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Patrick: Geez. Some people are so pushy. (Sits on the lever)
  
Electrition: Just don't sit on the LEVER!
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Electrician: Just don't sit on THE LEVER!
  
 
Patrick: Oops. (Breaks the lever)
 
Patrick: Oops. (Breaks the lever)
  
Electrition: Now the whole ride is stuck on super fast mode!
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Electrician: Now the whole ride is stuck on super fast mode!
  
 
Patrick: You told me to sit on it.
 
Patrick: You told me to sit on it.
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Pearl: What was that?
 
Pearl: What was that?
  
Spongebob: I don't know.
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SpongeBob: I don't know.
  
 
Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 
Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Pearl: Hold me Spongebob!
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Pearl: Hold me, SpongeBob!
  
 
Both: Ahhh! Huh?
 
Both: Ahhh! Huh?
  
Spongebob: Oh. The hall of great romance.
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SpongeBob: Oh. The hall of great romance!
  
 
(Scene skips to the Glove World Power plant)
 
(Scene skips to the Glove World Power plant)
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Patrick: Okay, Okay. I think I heard you. I will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. (Leans on a do not push button)
 
Patrick: Okay, Okay. I think I heard you. I will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. (Leans on a do not push button)
  
Electrition: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Electrician: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  
 
(Scene skips to the inside of the tunnel)
 
(Scene skips to the inside of the tunnel)
  
Spongebob: Oh. How romantical.
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SpongeBob: Oh. How romantical.
  
 
Pearl: Pssssst. I imagined it bigger. (Anthony's head explodes)
 
Pearl: Pssssst. I imagined it bigger. (Anthony's head explodes)
  
Spongebob: Look a cute adorable charoff. (The Charoff's head explodes, then the charoff shoots its pin) Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. This is the Tunnel of evil.
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SpongeBob: Look a cute adorable charoff. (The Charoff's head explodes, then the charoff shoots its pin) Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. This is the Tunnel of Evil!
  
Both: Huhuhuhuh.
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Both: Huhuhuhuh!
  
 
(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)
 
(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)
  
Electrition: (Grunts) Stupid kid.
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Electrician: (Grunts) Stupid kid.
  
 
Patrick: (walks out of the water pressure control system with toilet paper and a newspaper in his hand) Nice facilities. Great water pressure. (The toilet paper flies back)
 
Patrick: (walks out of the water pressure control system with toilet paper and a newspaper in his hand) Nice facilities. Great water pressure. (The toilet paper flies back)
  
Electrition: Neptune's mother! (realizing that there is extreme water pressure)
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Electrician: Neptune's mother! (realizing that there is extreme water pressure)
  
 
(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)
 
(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)
  
Spongebob and Pearl:(Frightened)
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SpongeBob and Pearl:(Frightened)
  
Spongebob: What's that? (A waterfall comes toward them, they get washed away)
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SpongeBob: What's that? (A waterfall comes toward them, they get washed away)
  
 
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Screaming more)
 
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Screaming more)
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Evil Fish #1: (pops out, scaring both as they race down a waterfall)
 
Evil Fish #1: (pops out, scaring both as they race down a waterfall)
  
Spongebob and Pearl: Ahhhhhh! (The boat goes down a waterfall, they both scream as the boat goes down a whirlpool)
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SpongeBob and Pearl: Ahhhhhh! (The boat goes down a waterfall, they both scream as the boat goes down a whirlpool)
  
 
Evil Fish #2,3 and 4: Uhhhhhh!
 
Evil Fish #2,3 and 4: Uhhhhhh!
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Pearl: I guess that turned out to be pretty fun.
 
Pearl: I guess that turned out to be pretty fun.
  
Spongebob: Yeah.
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SpongeBob: Yeah.
  
Nancy and Debbie: (Laughing at Spongebob and Pearl)
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Nancy and Debbie: (Laughing at SpongeBob and Pearl)
  
Nancy: Spongebob is your boyfriend.
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Nancy: SpongeBob is your boyfriend.
  
Pearl: (Knocks Spongebob out of the seat) How many times to I have to say it. Ew! Gross!
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Pearl: (Knocks SpongeBob out of the seat) How many times to I have to say it. Eww! Gross!
  
 
Nancy: Oh, don't deny it. You were totally hugging him, which totally means he is totally your boyfriend.
 
Nancy: Oh, don't deny it. You were totally hugging him, which totally means he is totally your boyfriend.
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Crawly Clown: (Laughs) Howdy kids.
 
Crawly Clown: (Laughs) Howdy kids.
  
Spongebob: Ahhhh! CRAWLY CLOWN!!! CRAWLY CLOWN!!!!!!!!!
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SpongeBob: Ahhhh! CRAWLY CLOWN!!! CRAWLY CLOWN!!!
  
Spongebob and Nancy and Debbie: (screaming horrified)
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SpongeBob and Nancy and Debbie: (screaming horrified)
  
Pearl: (Takes a picture) You understand girls. For postairity!
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Pearl: (Takes a picture) You understand girls. For posterity!
  
(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal Spongebob)
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(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)
  
 
Patrick: Are you gonna finish that?
 
Patrick: Are you gonna finish that?

Revision as of 22:12, 11 December 2010

(Episode starts with some fish on a roller coaster)

All: Ahhhhhh!

Nancy: Come on, Pearl! The line for Tunnel of Glove is filling up. This is gonna' be so totally like fun!

SpongeBob: Hey Pearl.

Pearl and Nancy and Debbie: Uhh!

Pearl: SpongeBob. What are you doing here.

Nancy: Is that your boyfriend?

SpongeBob: Well I am a boy and I am her friend. Dayayayay!

Nancy and Debbie: Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, he.

Nancy: SpongeBob. Stand here for a second. (Debbie takes a picture)Hee, hee.

Debbie: Just thought we should keep this moment for... Posterity.

Patrick: I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Pearl: Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!

Patrick: Well that was fast! Don't worry, buddy. There's plenty of fish in the street car.

Nancy: Anyway. Lets go to the ride.

SpongeBob: Bye, Pearl. Tell Mr. Krabs I said hi. Lets bounce Patrick. Patrick?

Patrick: Busy. I'll catch up with you later. (Eats cotton candy)

(Scene skips to the Tunnel of Glove)

Announcer: Please remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.

Nat Peterson: Next.

Nancy: Come on, Pearl.

Nat Peterson: Sorry. Only two per car. You'll have to wait the next car. Any single riders come to the front.

SpongeBob: Oh I'm a single rider. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Parndon me. After you fellow single rider, Pearl.

Pearl: Ugh!

Announcer: Please keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and do not leave the boat until the ride is over. Thank you.

SpongeBob: Uhh. Pearl. Your arm. It's outside the boat.

Pearl: I will put my arm inside the boat. But don't touch me, Don't talk to me, don't even look at me. (SpongeBob zips his mouth and eyes shut)Uh. Boring.

Cupid: Real light to have light. Heah, hearts.

Pearl: The ride is so lame. Hey! You're allowed to speak now.

SpongeBob: (breaths) I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride! Don't ya think? He so tough on the outside but he's got a soft side too. One time I was upset because my snail Gary was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Don't you think that's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. (His mouth turns into a microphone) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Narrator: Two Extremely Boring Minutes later

SpongeBob: And then there was that time when he yelled at me for getting to work before he did and he didn't even doc my pay, what a sweet man.

Pearl: Ahhh! You're making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing possible! (She puts her foot out of the boat)

SpongeBob: You're supposed to keep you're arms and legs inside inside the boat until the boat comes to a compleeeete... (Bumps into the ceiling and lands back in the boat) ...Stop.

Pearl: What was that?

Announcer: Attention sweethearts. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please remain seated.

Pearl: Oh great. Just great.

Narrator: 3 Hours Later

Perch Perkins: Breaking News. The Tunnel of Glove has turned into a Tunnel of Terror. Hours ago the mechanism that controlled the boats mysteriously stopped trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends who escaped the tunnel before tradgegity befell the two sweethearts.

Nancy: It's true. We barely escaped the tunnel with our lives. It was horrible.

Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friend.

Nancy: Pearl and her boyfriend SpongeBob. Hee, hee, hee.

Perch Perkins: So there you heard it. As time runs out, still no words from the empirical whale girl and SpongeBob. (Scene zooms out and Patrick is eating)

Patrick: Oh no! I'm out of coral on a stick. Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.

Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleak for the little yellow Sponge.

Patrick: No! This is my worst nightmare. I don't have a drink.

Perch Perkins: Hey doofus! You're best buddy is trapped in the Tunnel of Glove and may never escape.

Patrick: You mean SpongeBob?

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob! I'm coming for you!

Police Man: Hey! No one beyond this point.

Patrick: My best buddy is trapped in there. You gotta' let me through.

Police Man: No can do big guy. Too dangerous.

Patrick: So Mr. Police guy won't let me in the front, eh. I'll just have to find my own way in.

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Patrick: Ah ha! Congratulations! You have found you friend. SpongeBob is right behind this door. I'm coming to get you buddy. SpongeBob? Where? Oh there you are. I'll free you from your shackles. (Rips out the pipe) There you are. Go to your happy self.

(Lights go out in the Tunnel of Glove)

SpongeBob: Ahhhh!

Police Man: Don't worry little girl. We are working as fast as we could.

Pearl: That wasn't me. That was SpongeBob!

Police Man: Thank you little boy.

Pearl: (fumes)

SpongeBob: Don't threat Pearl. It's just the dark. Nothing scary about the dark. It's what's in the dark you've gotta watch out for. Monsters, Creeps, Ghouls, Clowns, Witches, Werewolves, Clowns, Crawly things, Crawly clowns!! Those are the worst! The crawly clowns!

Pearl: Whatever, SpongeBob. I'm gonna' find my way out of here.

SpongeBob: Pearl. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You aren't keeping you arms and legs inside the boat. Pearl. I think I should accompany you in case anything in the dark. Lurking.

Pearl: Okay. After you.

SpongeBob: Okay. I'll just fearlessly lead the way. Ahhhhhhh! Snakes!

Pearl: Those are streamers, fool!

SpongeBob: I'll just stay up here.

Pearl: Oh grow up, SpongeBob. The are no creepies, there are no crawlies. There are no snakes so stop whining so we can look for our way out of here.

SpongeBob: Okay Pearl. You've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, bad fish, sharks, and...

Pearl: SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: And I will not talk about zombies. (Takes a deep breath)

Pearl: SpongeBob.

Spongebob: (looks like a pirate) Or ghostly pirates! (looks like a Frankenstein Monster) Or laboratory creatures.

Pearl: (Gasps) SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: (looks like an alien) Or a great being from another planet!

Pearl: Okay SpongeBob. Okay.

SpongeBob: (looks like an unshaven person with a full head of black hair) Or bus drivers!

Pearl: That's enough, SpongeBob! (Cries)

SpongeBob: Shhh. Did you hear that?

Pearl: Now I'm scared, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: It sounded like a crawly wereclown.

Pearl: But there's no such thing!

SpongeBob: Oh he's here.

(A Cupid Swings by)

SpongeBob and Pearl: AHHH! (They jump into the boat and SpongeBob gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger)

SpongeBob: A ha ha ha, he.

(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)

Patrick: Not another skunk! How did you beat me again? (Turns to an electrician) Hey. You find it funny to lock up my best friend? Hey I am talking towards you.

Electrician: Did you see the dimwit who ripped this apart?

Patrick: I don't know who that dullard is, but I know you kidnapped SpongeBob.

Electrician: I don't know about your best friend. I'm just the electrician.

Patrick: I see you are a magician. But that voodoo does not erase what you just have done.

Electrician: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.

Patrick: Geez. Some people are so pushy. (Sits on the lever)

Electrician: Just don't sit on THE LEVER!

Patrick: Oops. (Breaks the lever)

Electrician: Now the whole ride is stuck on super fast mode!

Patrick: You told me to sit on it.

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

Pearl: What was that?

SpongeBob: I don't know.

Both: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pearl: Hold me, SpongeBob!

Both: Ahhh! Huh?

SpongeBob: Oh. The hall of great romance!

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power plant)

Patrick: Okay, Okay. I think I heard you. I will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. (Leans on a do not push button)

Electrician: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Scene skips to the inside of the tunnel)

SpongeBob: Oh. How romantical.

Pearl: Pssssst. I imagined it bigger. (Anthony's head explodes)

SpongeBob: Look a cute adorable charoff. (The Charoff's head explodes, then the charoff shoots its pin) Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. This is the Tunnel of Evil!

Both: Huhuhuhuh!

(Scene skips to the Glove World Power Plant)

Electrician: (Grunts) Stupid kid.

Patrick: (walks out of the water pressure control system with toilet paper and a newspaper in his hand) Nice facilities. Great water pressure. (The toilet paper flies back)

Electrician: Neptune's mother! (realizing that there is extreme water pressure)

(Scene skips to the inside of the Tunnel of Glove)

SpongeBob and Pearl:(Frightened)

SpongeBob: What's that? (A waterfall comes toward them, they get washed away)

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Screaming more)

Evil Fish #1: (pops out, scaring both as they race down a waterfall)

SpongeBob and Pearl: Ahhhhhh! (The boat goes down a waterfall, they both scream as the boat goes down a whirlpool)

Evil Fish #2,3 and 4: Uhhhhhh!

(Scene skips to outside the Tunnel of Glove)

Police Man: She's gonna' blow!!! Noooooo! (fish run away from the tunnel)

Other Fish: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

(The boat breaks)

Pearl: I guess that turned out to be pretty fun.

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Nancy and Debbie: (Laughing at SpongeBob and Pearl)

Nancy: SpongeBob is your boyfriend.

Pearl: (Knocks SpongeBob out of the seat) How many times to I have to say it. Eww! Gross!

Nancy: Oh, don't deny it. You were totally hugging him, which totally means he is totally your boyfriend.

Crawly Clown: (Laughs) Howdy kids.

SpongeBob: Ahhhh! CRAWLY CLOWN!!! CRAWLY CLOWN!!!

SpongeBob and Nancy and Debbie: (screaming horrified)

Pearl: (Takes a picture) You understand girls. For posterity!

(Scene skips to Patrick and Metal SpongeBob)

Patrick: Are you gonna finish that?

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