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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | (the episode begins with a opening narration | + | (the episode begins with a opening narration) |
'''Ricky Gervais''': 10 years ago, an unknown pirate from Encino began a decade-long obsession with TV's most beloved and absorbent sponge. And today, a mere 10 years later obviously 10 years ago I said that he has traveled all the way to a far off land known as Burbank. To find Nicktoons animation studio and meet his idol face to face for the first time in 10 years it's 10 years ago. It's 10 years ago. Let's see what happens, yeah. (live-action part of the episode begins. We see posters of ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', Dora Marquez from ''Dora the Explorer'', Cosmo and Wanda from ''The Fairly OddParents'', Uniqua from ''The Backyardigans'', Diego from ''Go Diego Go'', Max and Ruby from ''Max & Ruby'', Kiki, Shout, Marina and Twist from ''The Fresh Beat Band'', Kai-lan from ''Ni-hao Kai-lan'', Skipper from ''The Penguins of Madagascar'', and Carly from ''iCarly''. Patchy gets out of the car) | '''Ricky Gervais''': 10 years ago, an unknown pirate from Encino began a decade-long obsession with TV's most beloved and absorbent sponge. And today, a mere 10 years later obviously 10 years ago I said that he has traveled all the way to a far off land known as Burbank. To find Nicktoons animation studio and meet his idol face to face for the first time in 10 years it's 10 years ago. It's 10 years ago. Let's see what happens, yeah. (live-action part of the episode begins. We see posters of ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', Dora Marquez from ''Dora the Explorer'', Cosmo and Wanda from ''The Fairly OddParents'', Uniqua from ''The Backyardigans'', Diego from ''Go Diego Go'', Max and Ruby from ''Max & Ruby'', Kiki, Shout, Marina and Twist from ''The Fresh Beat Band'', Kai-lan from ''Ni-hao Kai-lan'', Skipper from ''The Penguins of Madagascar'', and Carly from ''iCarly''. Patchy gets out of the car) | ||
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'''Security Guard''': Walk this way, sir. | '''Security Guard''': Walk this way, sir. | ||
− | '''Patchy''': Huh? | + | '''Patchy''': Huh? (the scene shifts to show a room. It has a couch, a TV, a poster for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and an animation cel of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. The security guard opens the door. Patchy walks in) |
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− | (the scene shifts to show a room. It has a couch, a TV, a poster for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and an animation cel of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. The security guard opens the door. Patchy walks in) | + | |
'''Security Guard''': Here you are, sir. Please wait here while you wait. (Patchy sits down on the couch) Can I get you anything, sir? | '''Security Guard''': Here you are, sir. Please wait here while you wait. (Patchy sits down on the couch) Can I get you anything, sir? | ||
− | '''Patchy''': Yeah. A shrimp cocktail. (chuckles. The security guard puts his hand out and then back in with a shrimp cocktail. He gives it to Patchy) Ooh! Now, that's what I call service... (the security guard smiles) with a smile! (smiles. The security guard closes the door, and the SpongeBob part of the episode begins with the title card and opening credits. The episode proper begins showing the three houses of Conch Street at night. The scene transitions to morning. The scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom, where Gary's shell is shaking with a blanket on top of it. Next to him is an traditional alarm clock) | + | '''Patchy''': Yeah. A shrimp cocktail. (Patchy chuckles. The security guard puts his hand out and then back in with a shrimp cocktail. He gives it to Patchy) Ooh! Now, that's what I call service... (the security guard smiles) with a smile! (smiles. The security guard closes the door, and the SpongeBob part of the episode begins with the title card and opening credits. The episode proper begins showing the three houses of Conch Street at night. The scene transitions to morning. The scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom, where Gary's shell is shaking with a blanket on top of it. Next to him is an traditional alarm clock) |
'''Gary''': (in his shell) Meow. (the alarm clock goes off) Meow. (Gary's head pops out of his shell) Meow. (a long line of alarm clocks go off, which leads from Gary, who is in the front of the bed to SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock. It goes off and spits out more alarm clocks. SpongeBob wakes up. He gets out of bed and turns the alarm clocks off) | '''Gary''': (in his shell) Meow. (the alarm clock goes off) Meow. (Gary's head pops out of his shell) Meow. (a long line of alarm clocks go off, which leads from Gary, who is in the front of the bed to SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock. It goes off and spits out more alarm clocks. SpongeBob wakes up. He gets out of bed and turns the alarm clocks off) | ||
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'''Gary''': (angrily) Meow. | '''Gary''': (angrily) Meow. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': A little overboard? And take a chance at being late for the single most greatest day of my career. (the shot widens and a thought bubble appears. It shows the Krusty Krab) The eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab. (leans near Gary and shakes his head) Oh, oh, oh, I think not. (returns to his previous position) No self-respecting Krusty Krab employee would be late on this day. | + | '''SpongeBob''': A little overboard? And take a chance at being late for the single most greatest day of my career. (the shot widens and a thought bubble appears. It shows the Krusty Krab) The eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab. (leans near Gary and shakes his head) Oh, oh, oh, I think not. (returns to his previous position) No self-respecting Krusty Krab employee would be late on this day. (the scene changes to show the exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple, where SpongeBob's door open and a line of alarm clocks are leading to the inside of an Easter Island Head house. The camera follows the alarm clocks to the door and then moves up. A voice is heard muttering) |
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− | (the scene changes to show the exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple, where SpongeBob's door open and a line of alarm clocks are leading to the inside of an Easter Island Head house. The camera follows the alarm clocks to the door and then moves up. A voice is heard muttering) | + | |
'''Voice''': What the? (the scene returns to SpongeBob's room. He is yelling out of his window) | '''Voice''': What the? (the scene returns to SpongeBob's room. He is yelling out of his window) | ||
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'''Gary''': (snidely) Meow, meow, meow. | '''Gary''': (snidely) Meow, meow, meow. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare. Today is a day for gentle reflection. Aw, I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab. (flashback begins. It shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob's parents are walking to it. The scene shifts to show SpongeBob's parents) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare. Today is a day for gentle reflection. Aw, I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab. (flashback begins. It shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob's parents, Harold and Margaret, are walking to it. The scene shifts to show SpongeBob's parents) |
'''Harold SquarePants''': I don't know. This doesn't seem like a family restaurant. | '''Harold SquarePants''': I don't know. This doesn't seem like a family restaurant. | ||
− | '''Margaret SquarePants''': Oh. (zoom out to reveal that she is pregnant with SpongeBob) Well, what do you think, baby? Should we eat here? (the scene moves to show the inside of Margaret's womb. SpongeBob swims off-screen. The scene returns to show Margaret. She is moved inside to the front of the cash register boat) Well, okay, then. (the scene returns to the womb and SpongeBob is next to Margaret's belly button which looks like a window. Margaret's voice is echoing) What would you like? (SpongeBob looks out Margaret's belly button and sees the Galley Grub) | + | '''Margaret SquarePants''': Oh. (zoom out to reveal that she is pregnant with SpongeBob) Well, what do you think, baby? Should we eat here? (the scene moves to show the inside of Margaret's womb. SpongeBob swims off-screen. The scene returns to show Margaret. She is moved inside to the front of the cash register boat) Well, okay, then. (the scene returns to the womb and SpongeBob is next to Margaret's belly button which looks like a window. Margaret's voice is echoing) What would you like? (SpongeBob looks out Margaret's belly button and sees the Galley Grub) |
'''SpongeBob''': Krabby Patty! (the scene changes to show Margaret and Harold sitting at a table eating Krabby Patties. In the womb, SpongeBob is eating the Krabby Patties through the umbilical cord) Yummy! (takes the cord, rips it out, and sucks on the cord. The flashback ends and SpongeBob is shown laying on the ground being held up by his elbows) Good times. (an alarm clock appears. SpongeBob jumps up and starts running in the air) Oh, sorry, Gary, we can reminisce later. I gotta get ready. (runs off-screen and Gary hisses at the alarm clock. The alarm clock "runs" away. The scene changes to show SpongeBob with a towel around his waist in the bathroom. Turns on the shower and takes the towel off. The scene shows SpongeBob showering) | '''SpongeBob''': Krabby Patty! (the scene changes to show Margaret and Harold sitting at a table eating Krabby Patties. In the womb, SpongeBob is eating the Krabby Patties through the umbilical cord) Yummy! (takes the cord, rips it out, and sucks on the cord. The flashback ends and SpongeBob is shown laying on the ground being held up by his elbows) Good times. (an alarm clock appears. SpongeBob jumps up and starts running in the air) Oh, sorry, Gary, we can reminisce later. I gotta get ready. (runs off-screen and Gary hisses at the alarm clock. The alarm clock "runs" away. The scene changes to show SpongeBob with a towel around his waist in the bathroom. Turns on the shower and takes the towel off. The scene shows SpongeBob showering) | ||
'''Music:''' [[A Day That Couldn't Get Much Better]] | '''Music:''' [[A Day That Couldn't Get Much Better]] | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': I never thought that I would have a chance like this. | + | '''SpongeBob''':I never thought that I would have a chance like this. |
What dreams exist as big as this one? If happiness are patties frying on the grill, I'll have my fill, upon each fresh bun. | What dreams exist as big as this one? If happiness are patties frying on the grill, I'll have my fill, upon each fresh bun. | ||
Here's a day that couldn't get much better. | Here's a day that couldn't get much better. | ||
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'''Shubie''': Uh! | '''Shubie''': Uh! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. (more fish make annoyed noises. Once SpongeBob reaches the end, the scene changes to the interior of the Krusty Krab. The scene shows several fish waiting on the door. Squeezes through the cracked between the doors and the ground. Enters the Krusty Krab. Lands in the arms of Mr. Krabs) Reporting for duty, sir. (salutes him. He puts SpongeBob down in a seat next to Squidward) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. (more fish make annoyed noises. Once SpongeBob reaches the end, the scene changes to the interior of the Krusty Krab. The scene shows several fish waiting on the door. Squeezes himself through the cracked between the doors and the ground. Enters the Krusty Krab. Lands in the arms of Mr. Krabs) Reporting for duty, sir. (salutes him. He puts SpongeBob down in a seat next to Squidward) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Sit down, boy. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Sit down, boy. | ||
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'''Squidward''': What? I have never fallen asleep on duty. | '''Squidward''': What? I have never fallen asleep on duty. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Don't make me have a flashback. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Don't make me have a flashback. (a flashback begins. It shows Squidward sleeping at his station. Fred is on the other side of the Cash register. The scene changes to show SpongeBob opening the Krusty Krab broom closet to find Squidward sleeping. The scene changes to show a close shot of Frankie Billy about to eat a patty at the Krusty Krab. The shot widens to show Squidward sleeping on Frankie Billy's table. It also reveals that Frankie Billy is dining with Nancy. The scene changes to show a close shot of the sink in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Bubbles are coming out of the sink and Squidward's snoring is heard. The shot widens to show Squidward with his head in the sink. The scene changes to show SpongeBob on a Krusty Krab stall and reading a newspaper. Squidward's snores are heard. SpongeBob looks into the stall next to his and sees Squidward holding a newspaper and sleeping. The flashback ends) |
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− | (a flashback begins. It shows Squidward sleeping at his station. Fred is on the other side of the Cash register. The scene changes to show SpongeBob opening the Krusty Krab broom closet to find Squidward sleeping. The scene changes to show a close shot of Frankie Billy about to eat a patty at the Krusty Krab. The shot widens to show Squidward sleeping on Frankie Billy's table. It also reveals that Frankie Billy is dining with Nancy. The scene changes to show a close shot of the sink in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Bubbles are coming out of the sink and Squidward's snoring is heard. The shot widens to show Squidward with his head in the sink. The scene changes to show SpongeBob on a Krusty Krab stall and reading a newspaper. Squidward's snores are heard. SpongeBob looks into the stall next to his and sees Squidward holding a newspaper and sleeping. The flashback ends) | + | |
'''Squidward''': All right, point taken. (Mr. Krabs turns off the hologram) | '''Squidward''': All right, point taken. (Mr. Krabs turns off the hologram) | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton doesn't stand a chance. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Chum Bucket. It has a banner on it that reads "Celebrating 50 years of failure." The camera zooms in. As it does this, the doors open and an image of the dining area is shown and it pans into that. Cross-fade to a wide shot of the lab. Karen is shown in her computer form and Plankton is shown at his desk) | '''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton doesn't stand a chance. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Chum Bucket. It has a banner on it that reads "Celebrating 50 years of failure." The camera zooms in. As it does this, the doors open and an image of the dining area is shown and it pans into that. Cross-fade to a wide shot of the lab. Karen is shown in her computer form and Plankton is shown at his desk) | ||
− | '''Plankton''': (as the camera is still panning in) | + | '''Plankton''': (as the camera is still panning in) It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A thousand and three times I've almost had that recipe, and a thousand and three times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, (cut to a medium shot of Plankton at his desk) I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! (cut to a closer shot of Plankton. He tears up) I give up, Karen. Krabs has won! |
'''Karen''': (offscreen) Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. (onscreen) Maybe a thousand and four will be your lucky number. | '''Karen''': (offscreen) Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. (onscreen) Maybe a thousand and four will be your lucky number. | ||
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'''Plankton''': Ow! | '''Plankton''': Ow! | ||
− | (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs riding on a seahorse, wearing a polo uniform, and holding a polo stick. Plankton is shown running away from the polo stick. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding a slingshot with Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs is holding the slingshot back. Mr. Krabs releases the slingshot. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a hockey uniform holding a hockey stick. He is pushing Plankton on some ice that is outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs with a curling stone that has Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs pushes the curling stone on the ice.SpongeBob takes a broom and sweeps and walks backwards until he reaches the Chum Bucket. Plankton screams until he hits the Chum Bucket doors. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in football uniforms. SpongeBob is holding Plankton horizontally in front of Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs up and kicks Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. There is a goal post painted on the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob pops and puts both his arms horizontally in the air, signally that Mr. Krabs got the point. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding Plankton, walking outside the Krusty Krab) | + | (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs riding on a seahorse, wearing a polo uniform, and holding a polo stick. Plankton is shown running away from the polo stick. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding a slingshot with Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs is holding the slingshot back. Mr. Krabs releases the slingshot. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a hockey uniform holding a hockey stick. He is pushing Plankton on some ice that is outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs with a curling stone that has Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs pushes the curling stone on the ice. SpongeBob takes a broom and sweeps and walks backwards until he reaches the Chum Bucket. Plankton screams until he hits the Chum Bucket doors. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in football uniforms. SpongeBob is holding Plankton horizontally in front of Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs up and kicks Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. There is a goal post painted on the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob pops and puts both his arms horizontally in the air, signally that Mr. Krabs got the point. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding Plankton, walking outside the Krusty Krab) |
'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm tired today, Plankton. (drops Plankton) You're just gonna have to launch yourself. (walks back inside. Plankton tears up. He walks to the Chum Bucket and hits his head on the door) | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'm tired today, Plankton. (drops Plankton) You're just gonna have to launch yourself. (walks back inside. Plankton tears up. He walks to the Chum Bucket and hits his head on the door) | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What? But you are. | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? But you are. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': I am? (flings his arms in the air) Yay! (runs around with his arms in the air) Yeah! Yeah! | + | '''SpongeBob''': I am? (SpongeBob flings his arms in the air) Yay! (runs around with his arms in the air) Yeah! Yeah! |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! I had chores for you, but you won't do 'em anyway. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! I had chores for you, but you won't do 'em anyway. | ||
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'''Squidward''': You’re letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated? | '''Squidward''': You’re letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated? | ||
− | '''Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs''': Hmm... | + | '''Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs''': Hmm... (a flashback begins. It shows the interior of the Krusty Krab with a western theme. Frankie Billy and Evelyn are shown at a table. On the table is the bone of a cow head. The floor looks like a desert. It has rocks and cacti on it. The lights have been replaced by a western-style chandelier. The metal wall has been replaced with a gray wood one. The doors have been replaced by saloon doors. The scene pans to show Squidward in the order boat. The boat has wagon wheel next to it. The order window looks like an old style window with red shutters. SpongeBob pops his head out of the window. He is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a tray of food) |
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− | (a flashback begins. It shows the interior of the Krusty Krab with a western theme. Frankie Billy and Evelyn are shown at a table. On the table is the bone of a cow head. The floor looks like a desert. It has rocks and cacti on it. The lights have been replaced by a western-style chandelier. The metal wall has been replaced with a gray wood one. The doors have been replaced by saloon doors. The scene pans to show Squidward in the order boat. The boat has wagon wheel next to it. The order window looks like an old style window with red shutters. SpongeBob pops his head out of the window. He is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a tray of food) | + | |
'''Cowboy SpongeBob''': Yee-haw! (laughs) | '''Cowboy SpongeBob''': Yee-haw! (laughs) | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Then shut your porthole. | '''Mr. Krabs''': Then shut your porthole. | ||
− | '''Squidward''': Battening down the word hatches, sir. ( | + | '''Squidward''': Battening down the word hatches, sir. (Squidward and Mr. Krabs walk away. SpongeBob looks at the two quarters. He smiles. He flies up into the air. The scene changes to show the inside of the bathroom. SpongeBob prances into the bathroom. He goes into a stall, takes out a pair of tongs and grabs the end of a pink toilet paper roll. The scene changes to the exterior of the bathroom. Squidward is walking by. SpongeBob runs out of the bathroom holding on to the tongs which are holding on to the toilet paper. Squidward stops. SpongeBob takes a piece of the toilet paper, twirls it around, and throws it up and swings on it. He swings around a pole, making the toilet paper look like a swirl on the pole. He lands on a table. The table spins around and ends up with bows on it. SpongeBob jumps in the air and lands between Patrick and Squidward. He twists the toilet paper around Patrick making him look muscular with a bow belt. Patrick flexes. SpongeBob twirls the toilet paper in the air and twists it around Squidward's head. He ends up with two bows on his head, which are connected to his mouth) |
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+ | '''Squidward''': What? What are you...? (SpongeBob pulls on one of the strings that is attached to the bow. It makes Squidward smile) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': There we go. (runs off twirling the toilet paper. Runs across the top and bottom of the main windows, giving them bows. Twirls the toilet paper and dances. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in the kitchen. He is stepping on a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle. The scene shifts to show the back of SpongeBob. Above him, there is a banner that is written in ketchup and mustard. It reads "Eleventy-Seventh Anniversary." The scene changes to show SpongeBob squeezing a mustard bottle. He is then show squeezing a mustard bottle. Part of either the bathroom or kitchen door is shown. It shows the mustard and the ketchup crossing over to look similar to a strand of DNA. The scene changes to show mustard going on a wall in a wave pattern. The scene changes to show a table. SpongeBob puts a design on the table. SpongeBob is then shown tip-toeing sideways while holding a bottle of mustard and ketchup. He then spins it around. The scene changes to show a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob puts a hose in the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob is then shown pushing a pressure handle. It inflates the Krabby Patty. The scene then shows Krabby Patties that are attached to string. They are on the ceiling. The last patty floats up. The scene pans out to show the decorated Krusty Krab. The banner is now in the dining area and the order boat has bows on it. The kitchen door is shown. He walks out. SpongeBob floats down to him on a Krabby Patty balloon. SpongeBob releases it and it floats away | + | '''SpongeBob''': There we go. (runs off twirling the toilet paper. Runs across the top and bottom of the main windows, giving them bows. Twirls the toilet paper and dances. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in the kitchen. He is stepping on a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle. The scene shifts to show the back of SpongeBob. Above him, there is a banner that is written in ketchup and mustard. It reads "Eleventy-Seventh Anniversary." The scene changes to show SpongeBob squeezing a mustard bottle. He is then show squeezing a mustard bottle. Part of either the bathroom or kitchen door is shown. It shows the mustard and the ketchup crossing over to look similar to a strand of DNA. The scene changes to show mustard going on a wall in a wave pattern. The scene changes to show a table. SpongeBob puts a design on the table. SpongeBob is then shown tip-toeing sideways while holding a bottle of mustard and ketchup. He then spins it around. The scene changes to show a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob puts a hose in the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob is then shown pushing a pressure handle. It inflates the Krabby Patty. The scene then shows Krabby Patties that are attached to string. They are on the ceiling. The last patty floats up. The scene pans out to show the decorated Krusty Krab. The banner is now in the dining area and the order boat has bows on it. The kitchen door is shown. He walks out. SpongeBob floats down to him on a Krabby Patty balloon. SpongeBob releases it and it floats away.] Your change, sir. (gives Mr. Krabs the 2 quarters) |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Good work, boy. What, that's it? (SpongeBob walks away. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Good work, boy. What, that's it? (SpongeBob walks away. Mr. Krabs takes out his clipboard) Decorations, check. Security? (Patrick is shown standing outside the bathroom. Squidward leaves the bathroom. Patrick sees Squidward and pushes him to the wall. The scene returns to Mr. Krabs) Check. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Krusty Krab. The crowd is chanting) |
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' arm. He has a watch with money on it. The hand moves) We want Krabby Patties! | '''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' arm. He has a watch with money on it. The hand moves) We want Krabby Patties! | ||
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'''Patrick''': A high school diploma? | '''Patrick''': A high school diploma? | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, (camera pans up to an air duct on the ceiling. It is right above the Krabby Patty Sculpture) the air duct. (a ladder falls on the side of the sculpture. Mr. Krabs walks up the ladder, goes to the air duct and takes off the cover. The scene changes to show the interior of an air duct. Mr. Krabs pops his head in) This way boys. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, (camera pans up to an air duct on the ceiling. It is right above the Krabby Patty Sculpture) the air duct. (a ladder falls on the side of the sculpture. Mr. Krabs walks up the ladder, goes to the air duct and takes off the cover. The scene changes to show the interior of an air duct. Mr. Krabs pops his head in) This way boys. [SpongeBob follows him. Squidward pops his head into the duct. Patrick pops his head in too, but when he does, his head pushes Squidward up to the top of the duct. The scene shows the center of the duct system with ducts in every direction) All we gotta to do is head through this duct. |
'''Squidward''': Which one? There must be 20 ways to go. | '''Squidward''': Which one? There must be 20 ways to go. | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's this? (picks it up and the scene zooms in to show the wrapper clearly) It's an old Krabby Patty wrapper. (the scene returns to the one before) Aah, that takes me back to the good old days. (the scene returns to the wrapper and fades to show a black and white scene. The animation is in the style of 1950s cartoons. The scene shows baby SpongeBob in front of a television) | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's this? (picks it up and the scene zooms in to show the wrapper clearly) It's an old Krabby Patty wrapper. (the scene returns to the one before) Aah, that takes me back to the good old days. (the scene returns to the wrapper and fades to show a black and white scene. The animation is in the style of 1950s cartoons. The scene shows baby SpongeBob in front of a television) | ||
− | '''TV Narrator (1950s)''': | + | '''TV Narrator (1950s)''': And now, a word from our sponsor. (SpongeBob leans towards the TV and screams in happiness. The scene shifts to the TV) |
'''Female Singers''': (as the letters appear) K-R-A-B-B-Y (the letters go up and down. The letters in the next part are not | '''Female Singers''': (as the letters appear) K-R-A-B-B-Y (the letters go up and down. The letters in the next part are not | ||
shown) P-A-T-T-Y. (a Krabby Patty falls on top of the letters) | shown) P-A-T-T-Y. (a Krabby Patty falls on top of the letters) | ||
− | '''Male Singers''': Bud dum dum dum dum. (a bell rings | + | '''Male Singers''': Bud dum dum dum dum. (a bell rings] |
'''Female Singers''': Krabby Patty, (the scene widens to show the Krabby Patty on a plate, which is being held by a young Mr. | '''Female Singers''': Krabby Patty, (the scene widens to show the Krabby Patty on a plate, which is being held by a young Mr. | ||
− | Krabs) give 'em a try. | + | Krabs) give 'em a try. (the scene changes to show SpongeBob's face) |
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'''Mr. Krabs''': (offscreen) Come on down and... | '''Mr. Krabs''': (offscreen) Come on down and... | ||
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(the scene changes to show a container of fries with "K K" on it, a Krabby Patty, and a soda container with "K K" on it) | (the scene changes to show a container of fries with "K K" on it, a Krabby Patty, and a soda container with "K K" on it) | ||
− | '''TV Narrator (1950s)''': | + | '''TV Narrator (1950s)''': Yes, folks, nine out of ten doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and a youthful, positive attitude. (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a doctor's office, wearing a doctor outfit) |
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'''Dr. Krabs''': (as the camera zooms in) I'm a doctor... as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. (the zooming stops) So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. (the scene changes to show a sack with "K K" on it) Or go out and buy a Sackful of Krabbies. (the scene changes to show a crate with "K K" on it. The crate is full of Krabby Patties) Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. (the scene returns to "Dr. Krabs." Lifts up a Krabby Patty) For your health. | '''Dr. Krabs''': (as the camera zooms in) I'm a doctor... as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. (the zooming stops) So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. (the scene changes to show a sack with "K K" on it) Or go out and buy a Sackful of Krabbies. (the scene changes to show a crate with "K K" on it. The crate is full of Krabby Patties) Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. (the scene returns to "Dr. Krabs." Lifts up a Krabby Patty) For your health. | ||
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'''Squidward''': Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck. (Patrick holds his breath. He strains more and more until he cannot take it anymore. He breaths and spit gets all over Squidward's face. The group stops. The scene shifts to show a medium shot of the group) | '''Squidward''': Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck. (Patrick holds his breath. He strains more and more until he cannot take it anymore. He breaths and spit gets all over Squidward's face. The group stops. The scene shifts to show a medium shot of the group) | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I think... (points ahead) ...I see the exit. (the scene changes to show a red metal room. A circular door is shown. It starts turning. Mr. Krabs enters the room. A wider shot of the room is shown. It shows 11 TVs, a chair, and a control panel. One of the screens shows Conch Street. One of the screens shows the exterior of Patrick's rock. One of the screens shows the exterior of Mr. Krabs' anchor. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Chum Bucket. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. One of the screens shows the exterior of Sandy's Treedome. One of the screens shows part of a bathroom. One of the screens shows part of downtown Bikini Bottom. One of the screens shows a lady screaming inside of the Barg'N-Mart. One of the screens shows Mr. Krabs' office. One of the screens shows the Krusty Krab kitchen) | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I think... (points ahead) ...I see the exit. (the scene changes to show a red metal room. A circular door is shown. It starts turning. Mr. Krabs enters the room. A wider shot of the room is shown. It shows 11 TVs, a chair, and a control panel. One of the screens shows Conch Street. One of the screens shows the exterior of Patrick's rock. One of the screens shows the exterior of Mr. Krabs' anchor. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Chum Bucket. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. One of the screens shows the exterior of Sandy's Treedome. One of the screens shows part of a bathroom. One of the screens shows part of downtown Bikini Bottom. One of the screens shows a lady screaming inside of the Barg'N-Mart. One of the screens shows Mr. Krabs' office. One of the screens shows the Krusty Krab kitchen) Ah, barnacles. It's just the Surveillance Room. (Mr. Krabs walks inside. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward enter) |
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh. My house is on TV. | '''SpongeBob''': Oh. My house is on TV. | ||
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'''Squidward''': All of our houses are on TV. (Mr. Krabs backs away until he is out of frame. A TV is shown. It shows SpongeBob's bedroom. Gary is jumping on SpongeBob's bed) | '''Squidward''': All of our houses are on TV. (Mr. Krabs backs away until he is out of frame. A TV is shown. It shows SpongeBob's bedroom. Gary is jumping on SpongeBob's bed) | ||
− | '''Gary''': | + | '''Gary''': Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. |
'''SpongeBob''': (while Gary meows) Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant. | '''SpongeBob''': (while Gary meows) Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant. | ||
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'''Patrick''': (pointing to a screen) Hey, who are those guys? (the scene shows the back of the group looking at the screen of themselves. Mr. Krabs walks back into frame) | '''Patrick''': (pointing to a screen) Hey, who are those guys? (the scene shows the back of the group looking at the screen of themselves. Mr. Krabs walks back into frame) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': I think it's us, Patrick. (the four turn around) But, who are they? (the screen shows a side view of the room. The four are shown on one side of the room and a cameraman and boom microphone operator are shown on the other. The boom microphone operator drops the boom microphone. He then lifts the cameraman up a vent that is located above them. The cameraman then lifts up the boom microphone operator. They leave. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in front of the TVs. The Krusty Krab TV that shows the exterior shows the crowd of fish outside) | + | '''SpongeBob''': I think it's us, Patrick. (the four turn around) But, who are they? |
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+ | (the screen shows a side view of the room. The four are shown on one side of the room and a cameraman and boom microphone operator are shown on the other. The boom microphone operator drops the boom microphone. He then lifts the cameraman up a vent that is located above them. The cameraman then lifts up the boom microphone operator. They leave. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in front of the TVs. The Krusty Krab TV that shows the exterior shows the crowd of fish outside) | ||
'''Crowd''': (on TV) We want Krabby Patties! (Mr. Krabs gasps) | '''Crowd''': (on TV) We want Krabby Patties! (Mr. Krabs gasps) | ||
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'''Mr.Krabs''': (while the crowd chants "We want Krabby Patties!") Me customers are getting antsy. (the scene shows the outside of the Krusty Krab) | '''Mr.Krabs''': (while the crowd chants "We want Krabby Patties!") Me customers are getting antsy. (the scene shows the outside of the Krusty Krab) | ||
− | '''Crowd''': ...Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (a line is shown. | + | '''Crowd''': ...Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (a line is shown. the camera then pans down to show that Plankton is between the fishes' legs) Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (Plankton sneaks past the line) We want Krabby Patties! |
(Plankton makes it to an exterior air vent. He squeezes in. He then sneaks inside an air vent. He sneaks into a hole and falls in. He screams. He hits parts of vents. The scene changes to show another vent) | (Plankton makes it to an exterior air vent. He squeezes in. He then sneaks inside an air vent. He sneaks into a hole and falls in. He screams. He hits parts of vents. The scene changes to show another vent) | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Follow me! (the three start moving) | '''SpongeBob''': Follow me! (the three start moving) | ||
− | '''Squidward''': This is not happening. It's just not happening. (Mr. Krabs is shown going down the right path. The other three are shown going down the left path. Their path ends with a dead end. They try to move forward, but start struggling) | + | '''Squidward''': This is not happening. It's just not happening. |
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+ | (Mr. Krabs is shown going down the right path. The other three are shown going down the left path. Their path ends with a dead end. They try to move forward, but start struggling) | ||
'''SpongeBob''': Guys, its a dead end. (the vent breaks and the three start screaming. They fall. The scene changes to show Plankton falling through the pipes. He falls through another vent grate into a vent) | '''SpongeBob''': Guys, its a dead end. (the vent breaks and the three start screaming. They fall. The scene changes to show Plankton falling through the pipes. He falls through another vent grate into a vent) | ||
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'''Plankton''': My pen is out of ink. (Plankton tries to get the pen to work. Eventually, it works) Okay, okay, go ahead. | '''Plankton''': My pen is out of ink. (Plankton tries to get the pen to work. Eventually, it works) Okay, okay, go ahead. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton. (grabs Plankton) You'll never have get me formula. (squishes Plankton up like a ball) Not even in a flashback. (laughs and throws Plankton through another grate | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton. (grabs Plankton) You'll never have get me formula. (squishes Plankton up like a ball) Not even in a flashback. (laughs and throws Plankton through another grate) |
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+ | (Plankton falls through the pipes again. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. Mr. Krabs has joined the group) | ||
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening- (Squidward realizes something and smiles) | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening- (Squidward realizes something and smiles) | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, what's with the creepy smile? | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, what's with the creepy smile? | ||
− | + | Squidward: I was just... (chuckles) ...remembering the world before SpongeBob. (laughs) | |
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+ | (a flashback begins. Squidward is shown sleeping in his bed. He wakes up, takes a deep breath, yawns, and stretches out his arm tentacles. He jumps out of bed. He opens the window. He takes out a watering can and waters a plot of land that is where SpongeBob's house should be. Flowers with faces pop out of the ground) | ||
'''Flowers''': Morning, Squidward. | '''Flowers''': Morning, Squidward. | ||
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'''Patty Rechid''': Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. (the pineapple house is shown fully formed) | '''Patty Rechid''': Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. (the pineapple house is shown fully formed) | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': It's beautiful. (gives Patty a large bag of money) I'll take it. (walks forward. Patty is happy. Squidward gets up) Howdy, neighbor! (stops walking) I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's beautiful. (gives Patty a large bag of money) I'll take it. (walks forward. Patty is happy. Squidward gets up) Howdy, neighbor! (stops walking) I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. [He hugs Squidward.] And we're going to be bestest friends. (Patrick walks into the scene) Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door? |
'''Patrick''': Neighbor hug! (hugs Squidward and SpongeBob. Squidward groans. The flashback ends to show the group, except Mr. Krabs, hugging. They are in a different part of the vent than before) | '''Patrick''': Neighbor hug! (hugs Squidward and SpongeBob. Squidward groans. The flashback ends to show the group, except Mr. Krabs, hugging. They are in a different part of the vent than before) | ||
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'''Dave''': Hey, a wallet! (picks it up and opens it) And there's 50 bucks in it. All right! (walks away, holding it in the air. The scene returns to the vents) | '''Dave''': Hey, a wallet! (picks it up and opens it) And there's 50 bucks in it. All right! (walks away, holding it in the air. The scene returns to the vents) | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey! Oh no! (starts | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey! Oh no! (starts crying_ What am I going to do? (stops crying) We gotta get out of here. Now! |
'''SpongeBob''': Oh. If only Sandy were here. She could help us. | '''SpongeBob''': Oh. If only Sandy were here. She could help us. | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, give me that. (takes the walkie talkie. Tunes it) Sandy, come in, Sandy. | '''Squidward''': Oh, give me that. (takes the walkie talkie. Tunes it) Sandy, come in, Sandy. | ||
− | '''Sandy''': | + | '''Sandy''': Sandy Cheeks here. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Treedome) So it was... (the scene changes to show Sandy) ...you who stole my other radio, Squidward! (the scene returns to the vents) |
'''Squidward''': What? No. I'm just-- I... (Patrick screams) | '''Squidward''': What? No. I'm just-- I... (Patrick screams) | ||
− | '''Patrick''': Sandy's trapped in that box! (grabs the walkie talkie and throws it on the ground, breaking it) Sandy? (Squidward growls. SpongeBob sighs) | + | '''Patrick''': Sandy's trapped in that box! (Patrick grabs the walkie talkie and throws it on the ground, breaking it) Sandy? (Squidward growls. SpongeBob sighs) |
'''SpongeBob''': Remember the day Sandy and I got married? (the other three gasp) | '''SpongeBob''': Remember the day Sandy and I got married? (the other three gasp) | ||
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'''Patrick''': I'm freaking out! | '''Patrick''': I'm freaking out! | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm... (a flashback starts. Mrs. Puff is shown playing the organ. Sandy is shown in a wedding dress. She starts to walk down the aisle. The scene changes to show SpongeBob at the end of the aisle with a wedding officiant. Patrick is near SpongeBob. One each side of the aisle there is a crowd of people, including Mr. Krabs and his daughter, Pearl. Sandy finishes walking down the aisle) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm... |
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+ | (a flashback starts. Mrs. Puff is shown playing the organ. Sandy is shown in a wedding dress. She starts to walk down the aisle. The scene changes to show SpongeBob at the end of the aisle with a wedding officiant. Patrick is near SpongeBob. One each side of the aisle there is a crowd of people, including Mr. Krabs and his daughter, Pearl. Sandy finishes walking down the aisle) | ||
'''Wedding Officiant''': Friends, we have gathered here today to join these two hearts (the crowd is shown) in the bonds of love. (Plankton is shown. He looks up. The scene widens to shown Karen in her mobile form. She looks at Plankton. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Sandy and the wedding officiant) SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife? | '''Wedding Officiant''': Friends, we have gathered here today to join these two hearts (the crowd is shown) in the bonds of love. (Plankton is shown. He looks up. The scene widens to shown Karen in her mobile form. She looks at Plankton. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Sandy and the wedding officiant) SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife? | ||
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'''Wedding Officiant''': I didn't know this was a play. | '''Wedding Officiant''': I didn't know this was a play. | ||
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