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{{Transcript|Truth or Square|Single Cell Anniversary|Pineapple Fever}}
 
{{Transcript|Truth or Square|Single Cell Anniversary|Pineapple Fever}}
  
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*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
 
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
 
*[[Pearl Krabs]] (non-speaking)
 
*[[Pearl Krabs]] (non-speaking)
*[[Mrs. Puff]] (non-speaking)
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*[[Mrs.Puff]] (non-speaking)
*[[Father SquarePants|Harold SquarePants]]
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*[[Mother SquarePants|Margaret SquarePants]]
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*[[Larry the Lobster]]
 
*[[Larry the Lobster]]
*Cosmo from ''The Fairly OddParents'' (cameo in-series on a poster)
 
*Wanda from ''The Fairly OddParents'' (cameo in-series on a poster)
 
*Aang from ''Avatar: The Last Airbender'' (in-series cameo on a poster)
 
*Bessie from ''The Mighty B!'' (in-series cameo on a poster)
 
*''Dora the Explorer'' (in-series cameo on a poster)
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
(the episode begins with a opening narration with things, mostly footage of Patchy the Pirate, shown surrounded by a border)
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(the episode begins with a opening narration)
  
 
'''Ricky Gervais''': 10 years ago, an unknown pirate from Encino began a decade-long obsession with TV's most beloved and absorbent sponge. And today, a mere 10 years later obviously 10 years ago I said that he has traveled all the way to a far off land known as Burbank. To find Nicktoons animation studio and meet his idol face to face for the first time in 10 years it's 10 years ago. It's 10 years ago. Let's see what happens, yeah. (live-action part of the episode begins. We see posters of ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', Dora Marquez from ''Dora the Explorer'', Cosmo and Wanda from ''The Fairly OddParents'', Uniqua from ''The Backyardigans'', Diego from ''Go Diego Go'', Max and Ruby from ''Max & Ruby'', Kiki, Shout, Marina and Twist from ''The Fresh Beat Band'', Kai-lan from ''Ni-hao Kai-lan'', Skipper from ''The Penguins of Madagascar'', and Carly from ''iCarly''. Patchy gets out of the car)
 
'''Ricky Gervais''': 10 years ago, an unknown pirate from Encino began a decade-long obsession with TV's most beloved and absorbent sponge. And today, a mere 10 years later obviously 10 years ago I said that he has traveled all the way to a far off land known as Burbank. To find Nicktoons animation studio and meet his idol face to face for the first time in 10 years it's 10 years ago. It's 10 years ago. Let's see what happens, yeah. (live-action part of the episode begins. We see posters of ''SpongeBob SquarePants'', Dora Marquez from ''Dora the Explorer'', Cosmo and Wanda from ''The Fairly OddParents'', Uniqua from ''The Backyardigans'', Diego from ''Go Diego Go'', Max and Ruby from ''Max & Ruby'', Kiki, Shout, Marina and Twist from ''The Fresh Beat Band'', Kai-lan from ''Ni-hao Kai-lan'', Skipper from ''The Penguins of Madagascar'', and Carly from ''iCarly''. Patchy gets out of the car)
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'''Security Guard''': Walk this way, sir.
 
'''Security Guard''': Walk this way, sir.
  
'''Patchy''': Huh?  
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'''Patchy''': Huh? (the scene shifts to show a room. It has a couch, a TV, a poster for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and an animation cel of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. The security guard opens the door. Patchy walks in)
 
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(the scene shifts to show a room. It has a couch, a TV, a poster for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and an animation cel of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. The security guard opens the door. Patchy walks in)
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'''Security Guard''': Here you are, sir. Please wait here while you wait. (Patchy sits down on the couch) Can I get you anything, sir?
 
'''Security Guard''': Here you are, sir. Please wait here while you wait. (Patchy sits down on the couch) Can I get you anything, sir?
  
'''Patchy''': Yeah. A shrimp cocktail. (chuckles. The security guard puts his hand out and then back in with a shrimp cocktail. He gives it to Patchy) Ooh! Now, that's what I call service... (the security guard smiles) with a smile! (smiles. The security guard closes the door, and the SpongeBob part of the episode begins with the title card and opening credits. The episode proper begins showing the three houses of Conch Street at night. The scene transitions to morning. The scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom, where Gary's shell is shaking with a blanket on top of it. Next to him is an traditional alarm clock)
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'''Patchy''': Yeah. A shrimp cocktail. (Patchy chuckles. The security guard puts his hand out and then back in with a shrimp cocktail. He gives it to Patchy) Ooh! Now, that's what I call service... (the security guard smiles) with a smile! (smiles. The security guard closes the door, and the SpongeBob part of the episode begins with the title card and opening credits. The episode proper begins showing the three houses of Conch Street at night. The scene transitions to morning. The scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom, where Gary's shell is shaking with a blanket on top of it. Next to him is an traditional alarm clock)
  
 
'''Gary''': (in his shell) Meow. (the alarm clock goes off) Meow. (Gary's head pops out of his shell) Meow. (a long line of alarm clocks go off, which leads from Gary, who is in the front of the bed to SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock. It goes off and spits out more alarm clocks. SpongeBob wakes up. He gets out of bed and turns the alarm clocks off)
 
'''Gary''': (in his shell) Meow. (the alarm clock goes off) Meow. (Gary's head pops out of his shell) Meow. (a long line of alarm clocks go off, which leads from Gary, who is in the front of the bed to SpongeBob's foghorn alarm clock. It goes off and spits out more alarm clocks. SpongeBob wakes up. He gets out of bed and turns the alarm clocks off)
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'''Gary''': (angrily) Meow.
 
'''Gary''': (angrily) Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': A little overboard? And take a chance at being late for the single most greatest day of my career. (the shot widens and a thought bubble appears. It shows the Krusty Krab) The eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab. (leans near Gary and shakes his head) Oh, oh, oh, I think not. (returns to his previous position) No self-respecting Krusty Krab employee would be late on this day.  
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'''SpongeBob''': A little overboard? And take a chance at being late for the single most greatest day of my career. (the shot widens and a thought bubble appears. It shows the Krusty Krab) The eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab. (leans near Gary and shakes his head) Oh, oh, oh, I think not. (returns to his previous position) No self-respecting Krusty Krab employee would be late on this day. (the scene changes to show the exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple, where SpongeBob's door open and a line of alarm clocks are leading to the inside of an Easter Island Head house. The camera follows the alarm clocks to the door and then moves up. A voice is heard muttering)
 
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(the scene changes to show the exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple, where SpongeBob's door open and a line of alarm clocks are leading to the inside of an Easter Island Head house. The camera follows the alarm clocks to the door and then moves up. A voice is heard muttering)
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'''Voice''': What the? (the scene returns to SpongeBob's room. He is yelling out of his window)
 
'''Voice''': What the? (the scene returns to SpongeBob's room. He is yelling out of his window)
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'''Gary''': (snidely)  Meow, meow, meow.
 
'''Gary''': (snidely)  Meow, meow, meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare. Today is a day for gentle reflection. Aw, I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab. (flashback begins. It shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob's parents are walking to it. The scene shifts to show SpongeBob's parents)
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, watch the potty mouth, Gare. Today is a day for gentle reflection. Aw, I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab. (flashback begins. It shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob's parents, Harold and Margaret, are walking to it. The scene shifts to show SpongeBob's parents)
  
 
'''Harold SquarePants''': I don't know. This doesn't seem like a family restaurant.
 
'''Harold SquarePants''': I don't know. This doesn't seem like a family restaurant.
  
'''Margaret SquarePants''': Oh. (zoom out to reveal that she is pregnant with SpongeBob) Well, what do you think, baby? Should we eat here? (the scene moves to show the inside of Margaret's womb. SpongeBob swims off-screen. The scene returns to show Margaret. She is moved inside to the front of the cash register boat) Well, okay, then. (the scene returns to the womb and SpongeBob is next to Margaret's belly button which looks like a window. Margaret's voice is echoing) What would you like? (SpongeBob looks out Margaret's belly button and sees the Galley Grub)
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'''Margaret SquarePants''': Oh. (zoom out to reveal that she is pregnant with SpongeBob) Well, what do you think, baby? Should we eat here? (the scene moves to show the inside of Margaret's womb. SpongeBob swims off-screen. The scene returns to show Margaret. She is moved inside to the front of the cash register boat) Well, okay, then. (the scene returns to the womb and SpongeBob is next to Margaret's belly button which looks like a window. Margaret's voice is echoing) What would you like? (SpongeBob looks out Margaret's belly button and sees the Galley Grub)
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Krabby Patty! (the scene changes to show Margaret and Harold sitting at a table eating Krabby Patties. In the womb, SpongeBob is eating the Krabby Patties through the umbilical cord) Yummy! (takes the cord, rips it out, and sucks on the cord. The flashback ends and SpongeBob is shown laying on the ground being held up by his elbows) Good times. (an alarm clock appears. SpongeBob jumps up and starts running in the air) Oh, sorry, Gary, we can reminisce later. I gotta get ready. (runs off-screen and Gary hisses at the alarm clock. The alarm clock "runs" away. The scene changes to show SpongeBob with a towel around his waist in the bathroom. Turns on the shower and takes the towel off. The scene shows SpongeBob showering)
 
'''SpongeBob''': Krabby Patty! (the scene changes to show Margaret and Harold sitting at a table eating Krabby Patties. In the womb, SpongeBob is eating the Krabby Patties through the umbilical cord) Yummy! (takes the cord, rips it out, and sucks on the cord. The flashback ends and SpongeBob is shown laying on the ground being held up by his elbows) Good times. (an alarm clock appears. SpongeBob jumps up and starts running in the air) Oh, sorry, Gary, we can reminisce later. I gotta get ready. (runs off-screen and Gary hisses at the alarm clock. The alarm clock "runs" away. The scene changes to show SpongeBob with a towel around his waist in the bathroom. Turns on the shower and takes the towel off. The scene shows SpongeBob showering)
 
   
 
   
 
'''Music:''' [[A Day That Couldn't Get Much Better]]
 
'''Music:''' [[A Day That Couldn't Get Much Better]]
  '''SpongeBob''': I never thought that I would have a chance like this.
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  '''SpongeBob''':I never thought that I would have a chance like this.
 
  What dreams exist as big as this one? If happiness are patties frying on the grill, I'll have my fill, upon each fresh bun.  
 
  What dreams exist as big as this one? If happiness are patties frying on the grill, I'll have my fill, upon each fresh bun.  
 
  Here's a day that couldn't get much better.  
 
  Here's a day that couldn't get much better.  
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'''Shubie''': Uh!
 
'''Shubie''': Uh!
  
'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. (more fish make annoyed noises. Once SpongeBob reaches the end, the scene changes to the interior of the Krusty Krab. The scene shows several fish waiting on the door. Squeezes through the cracked between the doors and the ground. Enters the Krusty Krab. Lands in the arms of Mr. Krabs) Reporting for duty, sir. (salutes him. He puts SpongeBob down in a seat next to Squidward)
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'''SpongeBob''': Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. (more fish make annoyed noises. Once SpongeBob reaches the end, the scene changes to the interior of the Krusty Krab. The scene shows several fish waiting on the door. Squeezes himself through the cracked between the doors and the ground. Enters the Krusty Krab. Lands in the arms of Mr. Krabs) Reporting for duty, sir. (salutes him. He puts SpongeBob down in a seat next to Squidward)
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Sit down, boy.
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Sit down, boy.
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'''Squidward''': What? I have never fallen asleep on duty.
 
'''Squidward''': What? I have never fallen asleep on duty.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't make me have a flashback.  
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Don't make me have a flashback. (a flashback begins. It shows Squidward sleeping at his station. Fred is on the other side of the Cash register. The scene changes to show SpongeBob opening the Krusty Krab broom closet to find Squidward sleeping. The scene changes to show a close shot of Frankie Billy about to eat a patty at the Krusty Krab. The shot widens to show Squidward sleeping on Frankie Billy's table. It also reveals that Frankie Billy is dining with Nancy. The scene changes to show a close shot of the sink in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Bubbles are coming out of the sink and Squidward's snoring is heard. The shot widens to show Squidward with his head in the sink. The scene changes to show SpongeBob on a Krusty Krab stall and reading a newspaper. Squidward's snores are heard. SpongeBob looks into the stall next to his and sees Squidward holding a newspaper and sleeping. The flashback ends)
 
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(a flashback begins. It shows Squidward sleeping at his station. Fred is on the other side of the Cash register. The scene changes to show SpongeBob opening the Krusty Krab broom closet to find Squidward sleeping. The scene changes to show a close shot of Frankie Billy about to eat a patty at the Krusty Krab. The shot widens to show Squidward sleeping on Frankie Billy's table. It also reveals that Frankie Billy is dining with Nancy. The scene changes to show a close shot of the sink in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Bubbles are coming out of the sink and Squidward's snoring is heard. The shot widens to show Squidward with his head in the sink. The scene changes to show SpongeBob on a Krusty Krab stall and reading a newspaper. Squidward's snores are heard. SpongeBob looks into the stall next to his and sees Squidward holding a newspaper and sleeping. The flashback ends)
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'''Squidward''': All right, point taken. (Mr. Krabs turns off the hologram)
 
'''Squidward''': All right, point taken. (Mr. Krabs turns off the hologram)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton doesn't stand a chance. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Chum Bucket. It has a banner on it that reads "Celebrating 50 years of failure." The camera zooms in. As it does this, the doors open and an image of the dining area is shown and it pans into that. Cross-fade to a wide shot of the lab. Karen is shown in her computer form and Plankton is shown at his desk)
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton doesn't stand a chance. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Chum Bucket. It has a banner on it that reads "Celebrating 50 years of failure." The camera zooms in. As it does this, the doors open and an image of the dining area is shown and it pans into that. Cross-fade to a wide shot of the lab. Karen is shown in her computer form and Plankton is shown at his desk)
  
'''Plankton''': (as the camera is still panning in) It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A thousand and three times I've almost had that recipe, and a thousand and three times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, (cut to a medium shot of Plankton at his desk) I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! (cut to a closer shot of Plankton. He tears up) I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!
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'''Plankton''': (as the camera is still panning in) It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A thousand and three times I've almost had that recipe, and a thousand and three times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, (cut to a medium shot of Plankton at his desk) I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! (cut to a closer shot of Plankton. He tears up) I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!
  
 
'''Karen''': (offscreen) Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. (onscreen) Maybe a thousand and four will be your lucky number.
 
'''Karen''': (offscreen) Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. (onscreen) Maybe a thousand and four will be your lucky number.
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'''Plankton''': Ow!  
 
'''Plankton''': Ow!  
  
(the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs riding on a seahorse, wearing a polo uniform, and holding a polo stick. Plankton is shown running away from the polo stick. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding a slingshot with Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs is holding the slingshot back. Mr. Krabs releases the slingshot. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a hockey uniform holding a hockey stick. He is pushing Plankton on some ice that is outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs with a curling stone that has Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs pushes the curling stone on the ice.SpongeBob takes a broom and sweeps and walks backwards until he reaches the Chum Bucket. Plankton screams until he hits the Chum Bucket doors. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in football uniforms. SpongeBob is holding Plankton horizontally in front of Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs up and kicks Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. There is a goal post painted on the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob pops and puts both his arms horizontally in the air, signally that Mr. Krabs got the point. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding Plankton, walking outside the Krusty Krab)
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(the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs riding on a seahorse, wearing a polo uniform, and holding a polo stick. Plankton is shown running away from the polo stick. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding a slingshot with Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs is holding the slingshot back. Mr. Krabs releases the slingshot. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a hockey uniform holding a hockey stick. He is pushing Plankton on some ice that is outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs with a curling stone that has Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs pushes the curling stone on the ice. SpongeBob takes a broom and sweeps and walks backwards until he reaches the Chum Bucket. Plankton screams until he hits the Chum Bucket doors. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in football uniforms. SpongeBob is holding Plankton horizontally in front of Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs up and kicks Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. There is a goal post painted on the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob pops and puts both his arms horizontally in the air, signally that Mr. Krabs got the point. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding Plankton, walking outside the Krusty Krab)
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm tired today, Plankton. (drops Plankton) You're just gonna have to launch yourself. (walks back inside. Plankton tears up. He walks to the Chum Bucket and hits his head on the door)
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm tired today, Plankton. (drops Plankton) You're just gonna have to launch yourself. (walks back inside. Plankton tears up. He walks to the Chum Bucket and hits his head on the door)
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'''Karen''': That's right. Now get out there and steal that recipe.
 
'''Karen''': That's right. Now get out there and steal that recipe.
  
'''Plankton''': (saluting Karen) Yes, ma'am! (bubble-wipe to show fish outside of the Krusty Krab)
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'''Plankton''': (saluting Karen) Yes, Ma'am! (bubble-wipe to show fish outside of the Krusty Krab)
  
 
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show a close up shot of the numbers on the Galley Grub menu)
 
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show a close up shot of the numbers on the Galley Grub menu)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, to add some special anniversary deals to the menu. (claw, holding a pencil, appears and he starts adding decimal points after the first zero in the prices and adding an extra zero at the end of the prices as he talks) Krabby Patty... 20 bucks. 39 bucks. 30. (chuckles. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs on a ladder next to the Galley Grub) Oh, number zero, how I love you so. (Squidward walks into frame and Mr. Krabs starts to walk down the ladder) SpongeBob! (the scene shifts to show a similar scene as before, but with the frame moved down. SpongeBob runs into the frame)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Now to add some special anniversary deals to the menu. (claw, holding a pencil, appears and he starts adding decimal points after the first zero in the prices and adding an extra zero at the end of the prices as he talks) Krabby Patty... 20 bucks. 39 bucks. 30. (chuckles. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs on a ladder next to the Galley Grub) Oh, number zero, how I love you so. (Squidward walks into frame and Mr. Krabs starts to walk down the ladder) SpongeBob! (the scene shifts to show a similar scene as before, but with the frame moved down. SpongeBob runs into the frame)
  
 
'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir? (Mr. Krabs finishes climbing down the ladder)
 
'''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir? (Mr. Krabs finishes climbing down the ladder)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What? But you are.
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': What? But you are.
  
'''SpongeBob''': I am? (flings his arms in the air) Yay! (runs around with his arms in the air) Yeah! Yeah!
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'''SpongeBob''': I am? (SpongeBob flings his arms in the air) Yay! (runs around with his arms in the air) Yeah! Yeah!
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! I had chores for you, but you won't do 'em anyway.
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! I had chores for you, but you won't do 'em anyway.
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'''Squidward''': You’re letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated?
 
'''Squidward''': You’re letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated?
  
'''Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs''': Hmm...
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'''Squidward, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs''': Hmm... (a flashback begins. It shows the interior of the Krusty Krab with a western theme. Frankie Billy and Evelyn are shown at a table. On the table is the bone of a cow head. The floor looks like a desert. It has rocks and cacti on it. The lights have been replaced by a western-style chandelier. The metal wall has been replaced with a gray wood one. The doors have been replaced by saloon doors. The scene pans to show Squidward in the order boat. The boat has wagon wheel next to it. The order window looks like an old style window with red shutters. SpongeBob pops his head out of the window. He is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a tray of food)
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(a flashback begins. It shows the interior of the Krusty Krab with a western theme. Frankie Billy and Evelyn are shown at a table. On the table is the bone of a cow head. The floor looks like a desert. It has rocks and cacti on it. The lights have been replaced by a western-style chandelier. The metal wall has been replaced with a gray wood one. The doors have been replaced by saloon doors. The scene pans to show Squidward in the order boat. The boat has wagon wheel next to it. The order window looks like an old style window with red shutters. SpongeBob pops his head out of the window. He is wearing a cowboy hat and holding a tray of food)
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'''Cowboy SpongeBob''': Yee-haw! (laughs)  
 
'''Cowboy SpongeBob''': Yee-haw! (laughs)  
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Then shut your porthole.
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Then shut your porthole.
  
'''Squidward''': Battening down the word hatches, sir. (he and Mr. Krabs walk away. SpongeBob looks at the two quarters. He smiles. He flies up into the air. The scene changes to show the inside of the bathroom. SpongeBob prances into the bathroom. He goes into a stall, takes out a pair of tongs and grabs the end of a pink toilet paper roll. The scene changes to the exterior of the bathroom. Squidward is walking by. SpongeBob runs out of the bathroom holding on to the tongs which are holding on to the toilet paper. Squidward stops. SpongeBob takes a piece of the toilet paper, twirls it around, and throws it up and swings on it. He swings around a pole, making the toilet paper look like a swirl on the pole. He lands on a table. The table spins around and ends up with bows on it. SpongeBob jumps in the air and lands between Patrick and Squidward. He twists the toilet paper around Patrick making him look muscular with a bow belt. Patrick flexes. SpongeBob twirls the toilet paper in the air and twists it around Squidward's head. He ends up with two bows on his head, which are connected to his mouth) What? What are you...? (SpongeBob pulls on one of the strings that is attached to the bow. It makes Squidward smile)
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'''Squidward''': Battening down the word hatches, sir. (Squidward and Mr. Krabs walk away. SpongeBob looks at the two quarters. He smiles. He flies up into the air. The scene changes to show the inside of the bathroom. SpongeBob prances into the bathroom. He goes into a stall, takes out a pair of tongs and grabs the end of a pink toilet paper roll. The scene changes to the exterior of the bathroom. Squidward is walking by. SpongeBob runs out of the bathroom holding on to the tongs which are holding on to the toilet paper. Squidward stops. SpongeBob takes a piece of the toilet paper, twirls it around, and throws it up and swings on it. He swings around a pole, making the toilet paper look like a swirl on the pole. He lands on a table. The table spins around and ends up with bows on it. SpongeBob jumps in the air and lands between Patrick and Squidward. He twists the toilet paper around Patrick making him look muscular with a bow belt. Patrick flexes. SpongeBob twirls the toilet paper in the air and twists it around Squidward's head. He ends up with two bows on his head, which are connected to his mouth)
  
'''SpongeBob''': There we go. (runs off twirling the toilet paper. Runs across the top and bottom of the main windows, giving them bows. Twirls the toilet paper and dances. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in the kitchen. He is stepping on a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle. The scene shifts to show the back of SpongeBob. Above him, there is a banner that is written in ketchup and mustard. It reads "Eleventy-Seventh Anniversary." The scene changes to show SpongeBob squeezing a mustard bottle. He is then show squeezing a mustard bottle. Part of either the bathroom or kitchen door is shown. It shows the mustard and the ketchup crossing over to look similar to a strand of DNA. The scene changes to show mustard going on a wall in a wave pattern. The scene changes to show a table. SpongeBob puts a design on the table. SpongeBob is then shown tip-toeing sideways while holding a bottle of mustard and ketchup. He then spins it around. The scene changes to show a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob puts a hose in the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob is then shown pushing a pressure handle. It inflates the Krabby Patty. The scene then shows Krabby Patties that are attached to string. They are on the ceiling. The last patty floats up. The scene pans out to show the decorated Krusty Krab. The banner is now in the dining area and the order boat has bows on it. The kitchen door is shown. He walks out. SpongeBob floats down to him on a Krabby Patty balloon. SpongeBob releases it and it floats away) Your change, sir. (gives Mr. Krabs the 2 quarters)
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'''Squidward''': What? What are you...? (SpongeBob pulls on one of the strings that is attached to the bow. It makes Squidward smile)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Good work, boy. What, that's it? (SpongeBob walks away. Takes out his clipboard) Decorations, check. Security? (Patrick is shown standing outside the bathroom. Squidward leaves the bathroom. Patrick sees Squidward and pushes him to the wall. The scene returns to Mr. Krabs) Check. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Krusty Krab. The crowd is chanting)
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'''SpongeBob''': There we go. (runs off twirling the toilet paper. Runs across the top and bottom of the main windows, giving them bows. Twirls the toilet paper and dances. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in the kitchen. He is stepping on a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle. The scene shifts to show the back of SpongeBob. Above him, there is a banner that is written in ketchup and mustard. It reads "Eleventy-Seventh Anniversary." The scene changes to show SpongeBob squeezing a mustard bottle. He is then show squeezing a mustard bottle. Part of either the bathroom or kitchen door is shown. It shows the mustard and the ketchup crossing over to look similar to a strand of DNA. The scene changes to show mustard going on a wall in a wave pattern. The scene changes to show a table. SpongeBob puts a design on the table. SpongeBob is then shown tip-toeing sideways while holding a bottle of mustard and ketchup. He then spins it around. The scene changes to show a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob puts a hose in the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob is then shown pushing a pressure handle. It inflates the Krabby Patty. The scene then shows Krabby Patties that are attached to string. They are on the ceiling. The last patty floats up. The scene pans out to show the decorated Krusty Krab. The banner is now in the dining area and the order boat has bows on it. The kitchen door is shown. He walks out. SpongeBob floats down to him on a Krabby Patty balloon. SpongeBob releases it and it floats away.] Your change, sir. (gives Mr. Krabs the 2 quarters)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Good work, boy. What, that's it? (SpongeBob walks away. Mr. Krabs takes out his clipboard) Decorations, check. Security? (Patrick is shown standing outside the bathroom. Squidward leaves the bathroom. Patrick sees Squidward and pushes him to the wall. The scene returns to Mr. Krabs) Check. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Krusty Krab. The crowd is chanting)
  
 
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' arm. He has a watch with money on it. The hand moves) We want Krabby Patties!
 
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' arm. He has a watch with money on it. The hand moves) We want Krabby Patties!
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'''Patrick''': A high school diploma?
 
'''Patrick''': A high school diploma?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': No, (camera pans up to an air duct on the ceiling. It is right above the Krabby Patty Sculpture) the air duct. (a ladder falls on the side of the sculpture. Mr. Krabs walks up the ladder, goes to the air duct and takes off the cover. The scene changes to show the interior of an air duct. Mr. Krabs pops his head in) This way boys. (SpongeBob follows him. Squidward pops his head into the duct. Patrick pops his head in too, but when he does, his head pushes Squidward up to the top of the duct. The scene shows the center of the duct system with ducts in every direction) All we gotta to do is head through this duct.
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'''Mr. Krabs''': No, [The scene pans up to an air duct on the ceiling. It is right above the Krabby Patty Sculpture] the air duct. [A ladder falls on the side of the sculpture. Mr. Krabs walks up the ladder, goes to the air duct and takes off the cover. The scene changes to show the interior of an air duct. Mr. Krabs pops his walks in.] This way boys. [SpongeBob follows him. Squidward pops his head into the duct. Patrick, pops his head in too, but when he does, his head pushes Squidward up to the top of the duct. The scene shows the center of the duct system with ducts in every direction.] All we gotta to do is head through this duct.
  
 
'''Squidward''': Which one? There must be 20 ways to go.
 
'''Squidward''': Which one? There must be 20 ways to go.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized. (turns around and grunts. His holes mash together and makes the map)
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'''SpongeBob''': Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized.
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[SpongeBob turns around and grunts. His holes mash together and makes the map.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': (while SpongeBob is still grunting) Uh, hmm, uh...
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [While SpongeBob is still grunting] Uh, hmm, uh...
  
'''SpongeBob''': (stressed) Hurry up, guys, this kind of hurts.
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'''SpongeBob''': [Stressed] Hurry up, guys, this kind of hurts.
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, according to the map, we just go straight, take a right between these three moldy tree stumps, then head towards that kidney-bean shaped puddle of gravy.
 
'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, according to the map, we just go straight, take a right between these three moldy tree stumps, then head towards that kidney-bean shaped puddle of gravy.
  
'''Squidward''': That's not the map, you old barnacle. Those are... (cut to SpongeBob's back, showing the three "stumps" and the "pile of gravy") ...three moles and a birthmark.
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'''Squidward''': That's not the map, you old barnacle. Those are [The scene zooms into SpongeBob's back, showing the three "stumps" and the "pile of gravy."] three moles and a birthmark.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh. All right, (Mr. Krabs turns around and points to one of the vents) then, let's try this one. (the scene changes to an area that shows the exterior of several vents. A bulge in the closest vent appears. The screaming of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward is heard)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh. All right, [Mr. Krabs turns around and points to one of the vents] then, let's try this one.
  
'''Squidward''': (inside the vent) It's this way. (the bulge continues until it stops. The scream is heard again, but it is heard three times, each with an additional bulge to the vent)
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[The scene changes to an area that shows the exterior of several vents. A bulge in the closest vent appears. The screaming of Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward is heard.]
  
'''Patrick''': Here it is. (the bulge moves until it finds a vertical pipe, then falls quickly. The scene changes to show the interior of the vent. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick fall past the scene, screaming. The scene changes to show the exterior of the pipes, except the one that the four are in is not the exterior. The four go through a few curves until they land in a large vent room. They way that they land is, Mr. Krabs on the right, then SpongeBob on top of Squidward, and Patrick lying on his belly on the left. Next to Mr. Krabs there is a yellow wrapper that says "Krabby Patty" in blue and has a Krabby Patty)
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'''Squidward''': [Off-Screen] It's this way.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's this? (picks it up and the scene zooms in to show the wrapper clearly) It's an old Krabby Patty wrapper. (the scene returns to the one before) Aah, that takes me back to the good old days. (the scene returns to the wrapper and fades to show a black and white scene. The animation is in the style of 1950s cartoons. The scene shows baby SpongeBob in front of a television)
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[The bulge continues until it stops. The scream is heard again, but it is heard three times, each with an additional bulge to the vent.]
  
'''TV Narrator (1950s)''': ''And now, a word from our sponsor.'' (SpongeBob leans towards the TV and screams in happiness. The scene shifts to the TV)
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'''Patrick''': Here it is.
  
'''Female Singers''': (as the letters appear) K-R-A-B-B-Y (the letters go up and down. The letters in the next part are not  
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[The bulge moves until it finds a vertical pipe, then falls quickly. The scene changes to show the interior of the vent. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick fall past the scene, screaming. The scene changes to show the exterior of the pipes, except the one that the four are in is not the exterior. The four go through a few curves until they land in a large vent room. They way that they land is, Mr. Krabs on the right, then SpongeBob on top of Squidward, and Patrick lying on his belly on the left. Next to Mr. Krabs there is a yellow wrapper that says, "Krabby Patty" in blue and has a Krabby Patty.]
shown) P-A-T-T-Y. (a Krabby Patty falls on top of the letters)
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'''Male Singers''': Bud dum dum dum dum. (a bell rings)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, what's this? [Mr. Krabs picks it up and the scene zooms in to show the wrapper clearly.] It's an old Krabby Patty wrapper. [The scene returns to the one before.] Aah, that takes me back to the good old days.
  
'''Female Singers''': Krabby Patty, (the scene widens to show the Krabby Patty on a plate, which is being held by a young Mr.  
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[The scene returns to the wrapper and fades to show a black and white scene. The animation is in the style of 1950s cartoons. The scene shows baby SpongeBob in front of a TV.]
Krabs) give 'em a try.  
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(the scene changes to show SpongeBob's face)
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'''TV Narrator (1950s)''': Now a word from our sponsor.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': (offscreen) Come on down and...
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[SpongeBob leans towards the TV and screams in happiness. The scene shifts to the TV.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs and the Female Singers''': ...buy, buy, buy. (the scene changes to show a Krabby Patty)
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'''Female Singers''': [As the letters appear] ♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y [The letters go up and down. The letters in the next part are not shown.] P-A-T-T-Y ♪
  
'''Female Singers''': Not just one or... (the patty becomes smaller and a second patty appears) two or... (the two patties
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[A Krabby Patty falls on top of the letters.]
become small and a third patty appears) three, but... (the Krabby Patties spin left, getting smaller, and three more patties
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join them) enough for the whole, (6 fish appear next to each patty) family.
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(the scene changes to show a container of fries with "K K" on it, a Krabby Patty, and a soda container with "K K" on it)
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'''Male Singers''': ♪ Bud dum dum dum dum ♪
  
'''TV Narrator (1950s)''': ''Yes, folks, nine out of ten doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and a youthful, positive attitude.''
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[A bell rings]
  
(the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a doctor's office, wearing a doctor outfit)
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'''Female Singers''': ♪ Krabby Patty [The scene widens to show the Krabby Patty on a plate, which is being held by a young Mr. Krabs] give 'em a try ♪
  
'''Dr. Krabs''': (as the camera zooms in) I'm a doctor... as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. (the zooming stops) So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. (the scene changes to show a sack with "K K" on it) Or go out and buy a Sackful of Krabbies. (the scene changes to show a crate with "K K" on it. The crate is full of Krabby Patties) Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. (the scene returns to "Dr. Krabs." Lifts up a Krabby Patty) For your health.
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob's face]
  
(the scene changes to show SpongeBob. The scene changes to show "K")
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [Off-Screen] ♪ Come on down and... ♪
  
'''Female Singers''': (as each letter goes on the screen individually) K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y. (the scene changes to show the
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'''Mr. Krabs and the Female Singers''': ...buy, buy, buy.
soda, Krabby Patty, and fries from earlier) Krabby Patty.
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(the scene changes to show SpongeBob walking to the Krusty Krab. The scene changes to show the order boat and an octopus that might be Squidward. He presses a button on the cash register and it opens. Six Krabby Patties appear. The scene changes to show a counter. SpongeBob pops his head above the counter. Margaret and Harold SquarePants run into the scene. The octopus comes into the scene with a plate of three Krabby Patties. SpongeBob starts grabbing for them. The octopus gives SpongeBob a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob eats the Patty and then hearts form in his eyes. The hearts get bigger and cover the screen. There is an old TV turning off and the flashback ends. Mr. Krabs sighs)
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[The scene changes to show a Krabby Patty]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Back then, Krabby Patties only cost a dime. (gets angry and crumples up the wrapper) It was a dark and... (throws the wrapper on the floor) evil time. (eyes are shown with a dime in each, where his pupils should be. Starts sweating) I still have nightmares.
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'''Female Singers''': ♪ Not just one or [The patty becomes smaller and a second patty appears] two or [The two patties become small and a third patty appears] three, but [The Krabby Patties spin left, getting smaller, and three more patties join them.] enough for the whole, [6 fish appear next to each patty.] family.
  
'''Squidward''': (sobbing) We'll never get out of here.
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[The scene changes to show a container of fries with "K K" on it, a Krabby Patty, and a soda container with "K K" on it.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Squidward. We'll find a way out and then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever. All we have to do is stick together. (the scene changes to show Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick in a short vent. They are all close together. They are crawling along. The scene then shows a close shot of Patrick and Squidward. Patrick does some shallow breathing. Squidward gets angry. Squidward turns his head)
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'''TV Narrator (1950s)''': [Off-Screen] Yes, folks, nine out of ten doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and a youthful, positive attitude.
  
'''Squidward''': Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck. (Patrick holds his breath. He strains more and more until he cannot take it anymore. He breaths and spit gets all over Squidward's face. The group stops. The scene shifts to show a medium shot of the group)
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[The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a doctor's office, wearing a doctor outfit.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I think... (points ahead) ...I see the exit. (the scene changes to show a red metal room. A circular door is shown. It starts turning. Mr. Krabs enters the room. A wider shot of the room is shown. It shows 11 TVs, a chair, and a control panel. One of the screens shows Conch Street. One of the screens shows the exterior of Patrick's rock. One of the screens shows the exterior of Mr. Krabs' anchor. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Chum Bucket. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. One of the screens shows the exterior of Sandy's Treedome. One of the screens shows part of a bathroom. One of the screens shows part of downtown Bikini Bottom. One of the screens shows a lady screaming inside of the Barg'N-Mart. One of the screens shows Mr. Krabs' office. One of the screens shows the Krusty Krab kitchen)
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'''Dr. Krabs''': [As the scene pans in] I'm a doctor... as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. [The panning stops] So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Krabby Patty. [The scene changes to show a sack with "K K" on it.] [Off-Screen] Or go out and buy a Sackful of Krabbies. [The scene changes to show a crate with "K K" on it. The crate is full of Krabby Patties.] Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. [The scene returns to "Dr. Krabs." He lifts up a Krabby Patty.] For your health.
  
'''Mr.Krabs''': Ah, barnacles. It's just the Surveillance Room. (walks inside. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward enter)
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob. The scene changes to show "K."]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh. My house is on TV.
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'''Female Singers''': [As each letter goes on the screen individually] ♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y [The scene changes to show the Soda, Krabby Patty, and Fries from earlier.] Krabby Patty.
  
'''Squidward''': All of our houses are on TV. (Mr. Krabs backs away until he is out of frame. A TV is shown. It shows SpongeBob's bedroom. Gary is jumping on SpongeBob's bed)
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking to the Krusty Krab. The scene changes to show the order boat and an octopus that might be Squidward. He presses a button on the cash register and it opens. Six Krabby Patties appear. The scene changes to show a counter. SpongeBob pops his head above the counter. Margaret and Harold SquarePants run into the scene. The octopus comes into the scene with a plate of three Krabby Patties. SpongeBob starts grabbing for them. The octopus gives SpongeBob a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob eats the Patty and then hearts form in his eyes. The hearts get bigger and cover the screen. There is an old TV turning off and the flashback ends. Mr. Krabs sighs.]
  
'''Gary''': (while jumping on the bed) Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Back then, Krabby Patties only cost a dime. [Mr. Krabs gets angry and crumples up the wrapper.] It was a dark and [He throws the wrapper on the floor.] evil time. [Mr. Krabs' eyes are shown with a dime in each, where his pupils should be. He starts sweating.] I still have nightmares.
  
'''SpongeBob''': (while Gary meows) Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.
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[Squidward sobs.]
  
'''Patrick''': (pointing to another TV) Hey, there's my house. (the screen shows the interior of Patrick's house. In it, there is a couch and a TV that has a Realistic Fish Head on it. The scene returns to the three)
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'''Squidward''': We'll never get out of here.
  
'''Squidward''': You left your TV on.
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'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry Squidward. We'll find a way out and then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever. All we have to do is stick together.
  
'''Patrick''': Well, duh. I don't want to miss my shows.
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[The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick in a short vent. They are all close together. They are crawling along. The scene then shows a close shot of Patrick and Squidward. Patrick does some shallow breathing. Squidward gets angry. Squidward turns his head.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': (pointing to a TV) Look, it's Sandy! (the scene shows a TV that shows Sandy brushing her teeth in her bathroom)
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'''Squidward''': Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck.
  
'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, (turns his head around) why do you have cameras watching us?
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[Patrick holds his breath. He strains more and more until he cannot take it anymore. He breaths and spit gets all over Squidward's face. The group stops. The scene shifts to show a medium shot of the group.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, uh... uh... uh... (shrugs) I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal.
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I think [He points ahead] I see the exit.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important.
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[The scene changes to show a red metal room. A circular door is shown. It starts turning. Mr. Krabs enters the room. A wider shot of the room is shown. It shows 11 TVs, a chair, and a control panel. One of the screens shows Conch Street. One of the screens shows the exterior of Patrick's rock. One of the screens shows the exterior of Mr. Krabs' anchor. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Chum Bucket. One of the screens shows the exterior of the Krusty Krab. One of the screens shows the exterior of a Treedome. One of the screens shows part of a bathroom. One of the screens shows part of downtown Bikini Bottom. One of the screens shows a lady screaming inside of the Barg'N-Mart. One of the screens shows Mr. Krabs' office. One of the screens shows the Krusty Krab kitchen.]
  
'''Patrick''': (pointing to a screen) Hey, who are those guys? (the scene shows the back of the group looking at the screen of themselves. Mr. Krabs walks back into frame)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah, barnacles. It's just the Surveillance Room.
  
'''SpongeBob''': I think it's us, Patrick. (the four turn around) But, who are they? (the screen shows a side view of the room. The four are shown on one side of the room and a cameraman and boom microphone operator are shown on the other. The boom microphone operator drops the boom microphone. He then lifts the cameraman up a vent that is located above them. The cameraman then lifts up the boom microphone operator. They leave. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in front of the TVs. The Krusty Krab TV that shows the exterior shows the crowd of fish outside)
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[Mr. Krabs walks inside. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward enter.]
  
'''Crowd''': (on TV) We want Krabby Patties! (Mr. Krabs gasps)
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh. My house is on TV.
  
'''Mr.Krabs''': (while the crowd chants "We want Krabby Patties!") Me customers are getting antsy. (the scene shows the outside of the Krusty Krab)
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'''Squidward''': All of our houses are on TV.
  
'''Crowd''': ...Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (a line is shown. The camera then pans down to show that Plankton is between the fishes' legs) Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (Plankton sneaks past the line) We want Krabby Patties!
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[Mr. Krabs backs away until he is out of frame]
  
(Plankton makes it to an exterior air vent. He squeezes in. He then sneaks inside an air vent. He sneaks into a hole and falls in. He screams. He hits parts of vents. The scene changes to show another vent)
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[A TV is shown. It shows SpongeBob's bedroom. Gary is jumping on SpongeBob's bed.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': We're getting warm. I can feel it.
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'''Gary''':(last words) Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob''': That might just be my hand, Mr. Krabs. (the scene shows a fork in the vents. The scene returns to the four)
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'''SpongeBob''': [while Gary meows] Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hmm, a crossroads. (points to the right) I'll go this way, and SpongeBob, (points to the left) you lead them down that way. (enters the right path)
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'''Patrick''': [pointing to another TV] Hey, there's my house.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Lead them? I can finally... (takes off his Krusty Krab hat and takes out a a Tyrolean hat and puts it on) ...use my leader hat... (the scene shows SpongeBob wearing sock garters) ...and my lederhosen.
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[The screen shows the interior of Patrick's house. In it, there is a couch and a TV that has the Realistic Fish Head on it. The scene returns to the three.]
  
'''Patrick''': Nice.
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'''Squidward''': You left your TV on.
  
'''Squidward''': Those are just sock garters, you idiot.
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'''Patrick''': Well, duh. I don't want to miss my shows.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Follow me! (the three start moving)
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'''SpongeBob''': [Pointing to a TV] Look, it's Sandy!
  
'''Squidward''': This is not happening. It's just not happening. (Mr. Krabs is shown going down the right path. The other three are shown going down the left path. Their path ends with a dead end. They try to move forward, but start struggling)
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[The scene shows a TV that shows  a land squirrel brushing her teeth in her bathroom.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Guys, its a dead end. (the vent breaks and the three start screaming. They fall. The scene changes to show Plankton falling through the pipes. He falls through another vent grate into a vent)
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'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, [He turns his head around] why do you have cameras watching us?
  
'''Plankton''': Thank Neptune that's over. (SpongeBob is heard screaming offscreen. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward fall through the top of the vent and land on Plankton. Squidward and Patrick lift their heads up. Plankton manages to get out from under the three. He is dizzy. He recovers from being dizzy) SpongeBob! Aggh! (Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob are shown. They are all sitting up. SpongeBob puts his work hat back on) Why must you always ruin my plans?
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, uh... uh... uh... [He shrugs] I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Plankton, (lifts Plankton up) you're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again.
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'''SpongeBob''': Thank you, Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important.
  
Plankton: Uh, I didn't, uh... Okay fine. You caught me. You happy now?
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'''Patrick''': [pointing to a screen] Hey, who are those guys?
  
'''SpongeBob''': You know, this reminds me of the time Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. Oh, I don't want to bore you with my silly old stories.
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[The scene shows the back of the group looking at the screen of themselves. Mr. Krabs walks back into frame.]
  
'''Plankton''': Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me.
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'''SpongeBob''': I think it's us, Patrick. [The four turn around] But, who are they?
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[The screen shows a side view of the room. The four are shown on one side of the room and a cameraman and boom microphone operator are shown on the other.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Well, okay. Mr. Krabs called me into his office. (a flashback begins. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in Mr. Krabs' office)
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[The boom microphone operator drops the boom microphone. He then lifts the cameraman up a vent that is located above them. The cameraman then lifts up the boom microphone operator. They leave. The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in front of the TVs. The Krusty Krab TV that shows the exterior shows the crowd of fish outside.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you've been working here for a while now, so I think I can trust you. It's time I told you. (SpongeBob screams and gasps)
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'''Crowd''': [On TV] We want Krabby Patties!
  
'''SpongeBob''': You mean? (Mr. Krabs' lips are shown)
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[Mr. Krabs gasps.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yes. The Krabby Patty formular. Follow me, son. (puts his arm around SpongeBob and they start walking) We need to go where no one will ever hear us. (they walk out of the Krusty Krab. They are shown leaving Bikini Bottom. They are shown going through a jungle. They are wearing safari explorer clothing. They are shown going a desert. They are wearing desert clothing. They are shown on the seas in a storm. They are wearing rain coats and hats. They are shown crossing a bridge in the mountains. They are shown climbing up a mountain. They are wearing winter clothing. They are shown walking up to flat land. They are tired and dirty) Ugh. We finally made it. (pushes SpongeBob ahead quickly until they reach the back of the Krusty Krab. Opens the door) Quick, into me office before anyone sees us. (the door closes. The flashback ends. Plankton is shown in SpongeBob's hand)
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[While the crowd says, "We want Krabby Patties!"]
  
'''Plankton''': What? You went in a circle. Why didn't you just stay in the Krusty Krab?
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'''Mr.Krabs''': Me customers are getting antsy.
  
'''SpongeBob''': We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. Then, Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe.
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[The Scene shows the outside of the Krusty Krab]
  
'''Plankton''': Yes? Go on. (the flashback resumes. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in the Krusty Krab. They are cleaned up)
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'''Crowd''': ...Patties! We want Krabby Patties! [A line is shown, it then pans down to show that Plankton is between the fishes' legs] Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! [Plankton sneaks past the line] We want Krabby Patties!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, remember, you can never tell another living soul.
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[Plankton makes it to an exterior air vent. He squeezes in. He then sneaks inside an air vent. He sneaks into a hole and falls in. He screams. He hits parts of vents. The scene changes to show another vent.]
  
'''Plankton''': Wait! (the scene expands and shows Mr. Krabs in a thought bubble connected to SpongeBob. Plankton has a pen) Wait! Hold on!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [Off-screen] We're [On screen with the rest of the group] getting warm. I can feel it.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': (holding on to the edge of the bubble) What's that?
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'''SpongeBob''': That might just be my hand, Mr. Krabs.
  
'''Plankton''': My pen is out of ink. (Plankton tries to get the pen to work. Eventually, it works) Okay, okay, go ahead.
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[The scene shows a fork in the vents. The scene returns to the four.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton. (grabs Plankton) You'll never have get me formula. (squishes Plankton up like a ball) Not even in a flashback. (laughs and throws Plankton through another grate. Plankton falls through the pipes again. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. Mr. Krabs has joined the group)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Hmm, a crossroads. [Mr. Krabs points to the right] I'll go this way, and SpongeBob, [He points to the left] you lead them down that way.
  
'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening- (Squidward realizes something and smiles)
+
[Mr. Krabs enters the right path]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, what's with the creepy smile?
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'''SpongeBob''': Lead them? I can finally [He takes off his Krusty Krab hat and takes out a a Tyrolean hat and puts it on.] use my leader hat... [The scene shows SpongeBob wearing sock garters.] and my lederhosen.
  
'''Squidward''': I was just... (chuckles) ...remembering the world before SpongeBob. (laughs. A flashback begins. Squidward is shown sleeping in his bed. He wakes up, takes a deep breath, yawns, and stretches out his arm tentacles. He jumps out of bed. He opens the window. He takes out a watering can and waters a plot of land that is where SpongeBob's house should be. Flowers with faces pop out of the ground)
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'''Patrick''': Nice.
  
'''Flowers''': Morning, Squidward.
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'''Squidward''': Those are just sock garters, you idiot.
  
(Squidward is shown in his doorway. There is a rainbow above his house and scallops are floating around the rainbow. Squidward sniffs and then sighs contently. He skips out of his house. He then twirls. Presents fall around him. One part opens like a door and Squidward rides his recumbent bicycle. He rides until he hits a rock. He flies out of the bicycle. His helmet also falls off revealing Squidward's Krusty Krab hat. He hits the door to the Krusty Krab. The door opens. He walks to his station while getting his balance back. He passes a line of customers. He listens into the Kitchen and then looks in. A brown fish is shown)
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'''SpongeBob''': Follow me!
  
'''Squidward''': Good morning, Not SpongeBob. (lifts up Not SpongeBob and kisses him on the forehead. Runs to the front of his station. Puts his arm tentacles on the top of the cash register and sighs. SpongeBob's laughing is heard, which makes Squidward cringe. The scene changes to show the group in modern day. SpongeBob is laughing. SpongeBob grabs Squidward's head and pulls it next to his)
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[The three start moving.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': But Squidward, you're glad I moved in. Remember that day? (another flashback begins. SpongeBob is shown with a fish named Patty Rechid. SpongeBob has his hand on his "chin." A shoe house is shown) Uh-uh. (a castle in a fishbowl is shown) Nah. (a toilet house is shown) Ew.
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'''Squidward''': This is not happening. It's just not happening.
  
(the scene moves upwards to the surface of the water. A boat is shown. The boat turns. The side of the boat is shown. A pineapple falls off the boat. It falls into the water. Patrick and Squidward's houses are shown next to a garden, where SpongeBob house should be. Squidward leaves his house and goes over to the garden. He takes a deep breath, sighs, and starts working. SpongeBob and Patty walk by. They are sad)
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[Mr. Krabs is shown going down the right path. The other three are shown going down the left path. Their path ends with a dead end. They try to move forward, but start struggling.]
  
'''Patty Rechid''': Okay, well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom. (they look up to see the pineapple. Squidward stops working)
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'''SpongeBob''': Guys, its a dead end.
  
'''Squidward''': My secret garden is finally done. (the pineapple falls on Squidward. He cuts out a hole so that he can leave. It is in the same place where SpongeBob's door should be. Squidward falls down)
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[The vent breaks and the three start screaming. They fall.]
  
'''Patty Rechid''': Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. (the pineapple house is shown fully formed)
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[The scene changes to show Plankton falling through the pipes. He falls through another vent grate into a vent.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': It's beautiful. (gives Patty a large bag of money) I'll take it. (walks forward. Patty is happy. Squidward gets up) Howdy, neighbor! (stops walking) I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. (hugs Squidward) And we're going to be bestest friends. (Patrick walks into the scene) Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door?
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'''Plankton''': Thank Neptune that's over. [SpongeBob is heard screaming of screen]
  
'''Patrick''': Neighbor hug! (hugs Squidward and SpongeBob. Squidward groans. The flashback ends to show the group, except Mr. Krabs, hugging. They are in a different part of the vent than before)
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[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward fall through the top of the vent and land on Plankton]
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[Squidward and Patrick lift their heads up. Plankton manages to get out from under the three. He is dizzy. He recovers from being dizzy.]
  
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want... (Mr. Krabs turns his head and gasps) Krabby Patties!
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'''Plankton''': SpongeBob! Aggh! [Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob are shown. They are all sitting up. SpongeBob puts his work hat back on.] Why must you always ruin my plans?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the sound? (looks through a hole in the ventilation wall. The scene shows a hole in the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs' eye behind it. Gasps) Customers! (the scene widens to show a large crowd of fish outside the Krusty Krab)
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'''SpongeBob''': Plankton, [He lift Plankton up] you're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again.
  
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want to spend money!
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Plankton: Uh, I didn't, uh... Okay fine. You caught me. You happy now?
  
'''Harold''': What do we want?
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'''SpongeBob''': You know, this reminds me of the time Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. Oh, I don't want to bore you with my silly old stories.
  
'''Crowd''': Krabby Patties!
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'''Plankton''': Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me.
  
'''Harold''': Why do want them?
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, okay. Mr. Krabs called me into his office.
  
'''Crowd''': To spend money! (the scene returns to the vents. Mr. Krabs' pocket is bulging out)
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[A flashback begins. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in Mr. Krabs' office.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh no. All that loose change out there... (takes out his wallet) is driving me wallet mad with money lost. (wallet barks and then pants) Poor little guy's starving. (puts his wallet through the hole) There you go, boy. You're free. Go towards the money boy. Towards the money! (the wallet falls in front of the Krusty Krab doors. Dave walks by)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you've been working here for a while now, so I think I can trust you. It's time I told you.
  
'''Dave''': Hey, a wallet! (picks it up and opens it) And there's 50 bucks in it. All right! (walks away, holding it in the air. The scene returns to the vents)
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[SpongeBob screams and gasps.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey! Oh no! (starts crying) What am I going to do? (stops crying) We gotta get out of here. Now!
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'''SpongeBob''': You mean?
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh. If only Sandy were here. She could help us.
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[Mr. Krabs' lips are shown.]
  
'''Patrick''': Oh! Hey, maybe we can use this. (goes into his pants and takes out a walkie talkie) I borrowed it from Sandy's treedome. It might be our way outta here. Shh! Everybody quiet! (shouting) Hey, Sandy, I got your radio! If you want it back, come and get it! She'll come. (pats the walkie talkie)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Yes. The Krabby Patty formular. Follow me, son. [Mr. Krabs puts his arm around SpongeBob and they start walking.] We need to go where no one will ever hear us. [They walk out of the Krusty Krab. They are shown leaving Bikini Bottom. They are shown going through a jungle. They are wearing safari explorer clothing. They are shown going a desert. They are wearing desert clothing. They are shown on the seas in a storm. They are wearing rain coats and hats. They are shown crossing a bridge in the mountains. They are shown climbing up a mountain. They are wearing winter clothing. They are shown walking up to flat land. They are tired and dirty.] Ugh. We finally made it. [Mr. Krabs pushes SpongeBob ahead quickly until they reach the back of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs opens the door.] Quick, into me office before anyone sees us.
  
'''Squidward''': Oh, give me that. (takes the walkie talkie. Tunes it) Sandy, come in, Sandy.
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[The door closes. The flashback ends. Plankton is shown in SpongeBob's hand.]
  
'''Sandy''': (on the walkie talkie) Sandy Cheeks here. (the scene changes to show the exterior of the Treedome) So it was... (the scene changes to show Sandy) ...you who stole my other radio, Squidward! (the scene returns to the vents)
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'''Plankton''': What? You went in a circle. Why didn't you just stay in the Krusty Krab?
  
'''Squidward''': What? No. I'm just-- I... (Patrick screams)
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'''SpongeBob''': We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. Then, Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe.
  
'''Patrick''': Sandy's trapped in that box! (grabs the walkie talkie and throws it on the ground, breaking it) Sandy? (Squidward growls. SpongeBob sighs)
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'''Plankton''': Yes? Go on.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Remember the day Sandy and I got married? (the other three gasp)
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[The flashback resumes. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in the Krusty Krab. They are cleaned up.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': What?!
+
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now, remember, you can never tell another living soul.
  
'''Squidward''': No!
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'''Plankton''': [Off-Screen] Wait! [The scene expands it shows Mr. Krabs in a thought bubble connected to SpongeBob. Plankton has a pen.] Wait! Hold on!
  
'''Patrick''': I'm freaking out!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': [Holding on to the edge of the bubble] What's that?
  
'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm... (a flashback starts. Mrs. Puff  is shown playing the organ. Sandy is shown in a wedding dress. She starts to walk down the aisle. The scene changes to show SpongeBob at the end of the aisle with a wedding officiant. Patrick is near SpongeBob. One each side of the aisle there is a crowd of people, including Mr. Krabs and his daughter, Pearl. Sandy finishes walking down the aisle)
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'''Plankton''': My pen is out of ink. [Plankton tries to get the pen to work. Eventually, it works.] Okay, okay, go ahead.
  
'''Wedding Officiant''': Friends, we have gathered here today to join these two hearts (the crowd is shown) in the bonds of love. (Plankton is shown. He looks up. The scene widens to shown Karen in her mobile form. She looks at Plankton. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Sandy and the wedding officiant) SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Plankton. [He grabs Plankton.] You'll never have get me formula. [He squishes Plankton up like a ball.] Not even in a flashback.
  
'''SpongeBob''': I do.
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[Mr. Krabs laughs and throws Plankton through another grate. Plankton falls through the pipes again. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. Mr. Krabs has joined the group.]
  
'''Wedding Officiant''': And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
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'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening-
  
'''Sandy''': And how!
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[Squidward realizes something and smiles.]
  
(the wedding officiant walks away backwards. SpongeBob sprays breath spray into his mouth. He straightens his bow tie. SpongeBob and Sandy lean in and SpongeBob kisses Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob and Sandy look at the crowd. A light breaks and falls down, nearly hitting SpongeBob and Sandy. The scene shows the crowd. They are all angry)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, what's with the creepy smile?
  
'''Frank (red shirt)''': Boo! You stink!
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Squidward: I was just [he chuckles] remembering the world before SpongeBob.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Worst play I've ever seen. (the scene changes to shows part of the exterior of the Recreation Center. There is a sign that reads "Tonight" and below that "The Marriage of SpongeBob" and below that there is an image of SpongeBob's head with a bow tie. The audience starts to leave) And a total rip-off!
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[He laughs a flashback begins. Squidward is shown sleeping in his bed. He wakes up, takes a deep breath, yawns, and stretches out his arm tentacles. He jumps out of bed. He opens the window. He takes out a watering can and waters a plot of land that is where SpongeBob's house should be. Flowers with faces pop out of the ground.]
  
'''Fish''': What has happened to the theater? (the scene then shows a wide shot of the Recreation Center. There is a sign that reads "Tonight Only The Marriage of SpongeBob")
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'''Flowers''': Morning, Squidward.
  
'''Fish #2''': Lousy costumes. (the scene returns to the interior. SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and the wedding officiant remain)
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[Squidward is shown in his doorway. There is a rainbow above his house and scallops are floating around the rainbow. Squidward sniffs and then sighs contently. He skips out of his house. He then twirls. Presents fall around him. One part opens like a door and Squidward rides his recumbent bicycle. He rides until he hits a rock. He flies out of the bicycle. His helmet also falls off revealing Squidward's Krusty Krab hat. He hits the door to the Krusty Krab. The door opens. He walks to his station while getting his balance back. He passes a line of customers. He listens into the Kitchen and then looks in. A brown fish is shown.]
  
'''Wedding Officiant''': I didn't know this was a play.
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'''Squidward''': Good morning, Not SpongeBob.
  
'''Crowd''': We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (the scene shows SpongeBob in the vent)
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[Squidward lifts up Not SpongeBob and kisses him on the forehead. He runs to the front of his station. He puts his arm tentacles on the top of the cash register and sighs. SpongeBob's laughing his heard, which makes Squidward cringe. The scene changes to show the group in modern day. SpongeBob is laughing. SpongeBob grabs Squidward's head and pulls it next to his.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': And we didn't even get to celebrate the Krusty Krab's eleventy-seventh anniversary. We missed what could have been the greatest party ever!
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'''SpongeBob''': But, Squidward, you're glad I moved in. Remember that day? [A flashback begins. SpongeBob is shown with a fish named Patty Rechid. SpongeBob has his hand on his "chin." A shoe house is shown.] Uh-uh. [A castle in a fishbowl is shown.] Nah. [A toilet house is shown.] Ew.
  
'''Patrick''': Hmm. You guys ready to give up?
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[The scene moves upwards to the surface of the water. a boat is shown. The boat turns. The side of the boat is shown. A pineapple falls off the boat. It falls into the water. Patrick and Squidward's houses are shown next to a garden, where SpongeBob house should be. Squidward leaves his house and goes over to the garden. He takes a deep breath, sighs, and starts working. SpongeBob and Patty walk by. They are sad.]
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Yes.
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'''Patty Rechid''': Okay, well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom.
  
'''Squidward''': Yes.
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[They look up to see the pineapple. Squidward stops working.]
  
'''Patrick''': And I'll just write my... myself down here for... for giving up too. Right, SpongeBob?
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'''Squidward''': My secret garden is finally done.
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick! I don't wanna give up.
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[The pineapple falls on Squidward. He cuts out a hole so that he can leave. It is in the same place where SpongeBob's door should be. Squidward falls down.]
  
'''Patrick''': Ooh, I know. Uh, let's just say are tearful farewells and solemn last words.
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'''Patty Rechid''': Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': I didn't make any money. (sobs)
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[The pineapple house is shown fully formed.]
  
'''Squidward''': I never made anyone sick with envy. (sobs as well)
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'''SpongeBob''': It's beautiful. [He gives Patty a large bag of money] I'll take it. [He walks forward. Patty is happy. Squidward gets up.] [As he is walking] Howdy, neighbor! [He stops walking.] I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. [He hugs Squidward.] And we're going to be bestest friends. [Patrick walks into the scene.] Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door?
  
'''Patrick''': I didn't get to sleep in... (sobs too) ...this morning!
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'''Patrick''': Neighbor hug!
  
'''SpongeBob''': Guys, we can't give up now! We got into this mess together, and we'll get out of it the same way.
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[Patrick hugs Squidward and SpongeBob. Squidward groans. The flashback ends to show the group, except Mr. Krabs, hugging. They are in a different part of the vent than before.]
  
'''Patrick''': Through the freezer?
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'''Crowd''': [Off-Screen] We want Krabby Patties! We Want [Mr. Krabs turns his head and gasps.] Krabby Patties!
  
'''SpongeBob''': No, by using our heads.
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What's the sound?[Mr. Krabs looks through a hole in the ventilation wall. The scene shows a hole in the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs' eye behind it. He gasps.] Customers!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': To concoct an elaborate escape plan? (SpongeBob gasps)
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[The scene widens to show a large crowd of fish outside the Krusty Krab.]
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Crowd: We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want to spend money!
  
'''SpongeBob''': No! (snaps his fingers) As a battering ram. (takes some ventilation and puts it around Mr. Krabs. Tips Mr. Krabs over. Does the same thing with the other two. Puts them together to make a battering ram. Lifts them up) Hup. (charges at the door. The exterior of the pipe is shown. It is in the dining area)
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'''Harold''': What do we want?
  
'''Patrick''': Owie!
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'''Crowd''': Krabby Patties!
  
'''Squidward''': Ow!
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'''Harold''': Why do want them?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ow! (SpongeBob rams again)
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'''Crowd''': To spend money!
  
'''Patrick''': Owie!
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[The scene returns to the vents. Mr. Krabs' pocket is bulging out.]
  
'''Squidward''': Ow!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh no. All that loose change out there [He takes out his wallet] is driving me wallet mad with money lost. [It barks and then pants.] Poor little guy's starving. [He then puts his wallet through the hole.] There you go, boy. You're free. Go towards the money boy. Towards the money!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ow! (SpongeBob rams again)
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[The wallet falls in front of the Krusty Krab doors. Dave walks by.]
  
'''Patrick''': Owie!
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'''Dave''': Hey, a wallet! [He picks it up and opens it.] And there's 50 bucks in it. All right!
  
'''Squidward''': Ow!
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[Dave walks away, holding it in the air. The scene returns to the vents.]
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey! Oh no! [He starts crying.] What am I going to do? [He stops crying.] We gotta get out of here. Now!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ow!
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh. If only Sandy were here. She could help us.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Okay. This is the one. Feel very good about this. Okay. Ready? (SpongeBob rams again and they scream as they all fall out)
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'''Patrick''': Oh! Hey, maybe we can use this. [He goes into his pants a takes out a walkie talkie.] I borrowed it from Sandy's treedome. It might be our way outta here. Shh! Everybody quiet! [Shouts] Hey, Sandy, I got your radio! If you want it back, come and get it! She'll come.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh boy, we made it out! (jumps in the air) Woo-hoo! (runs out of frame) Money! Money! Money! Money! (opens one of the doors) Come on in folks. (the scene shows that no one is at the Krusty Krab) No need to shove. Plenty of room for all your money! And i- (gasps) Where are all me customers? (walks outside) They left...? With all their money?! (wails. SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick walk to the door. Squidward joins Mr. Krabs outside)
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[Patrick pats the walkie talkie.]
  
'''Squidward''': We went through all that for nothing?! (SpongeBob and Patrick join Mr. Krabs and Squidward outside)
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'''Squidward''': Oh, give me that. [He takes the Walkie Talkie. He tunes it.] Sandy, come in, Sandy.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, it was not for nothing, Squidward. I spent the whole day with my best friends. (hugs Squidward) You, Squidward. (points to Patrick) And you, Patrick.
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Voice: Sandy Cheeks here. [The scene changes to show the exterior of the Treedome.] So it was
  
'''Patrick''': What now? (SpongeBob runs over to Mr. Krabs, who is still crying)
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[The scene changes to show the squirrel]
  
'''SpongeBob''': And let's not forget the man who made it all possible. Mr. Krabs. What could be better?
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Sandy Cheeks:(first word) You who stole my other radio, Squidward!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': (sobs slowly before stopping) Money?
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[The scene returns to the vents.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh!
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'''Squidward''': What? No. I'm just-- I...
  
'''Squidward''': Oh, no. He's not going to sing.
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[Patrick screams.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh Krusty Krab, oh Krusty Krab. Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab. Your Krabby Patties from the grill. (walks
+
'''Patrick''': Sandy's trapped in that box! [Patrick grabs the walkie talkie and throws it on the ground, breaking it.] Sandy?
forward) The smell of grease gives me a thrill. (walks to the Krusty Krab sign)
+
  
Oh Krusty Krab, oh Krusty Krab. Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab. (the scene with Mr. Krabs changing the prices from earlier is
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[Squidward growls. SpongeBob sighs.]
shown) With prices high... (the scene changes to show a Krabby Patty under a magnifying glass. The magnifying glass is removed
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and it is shown in SpongeBob's hand. It is as small as his fingers) ...and your portions small. (the scene changes to show
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SpongeBob next to a mustard stain on a Krusty Krab wall. He licks it) The stains of mustard on the wall. (the scene returns to
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SpongeBob, who is outside. The scene shows an angle that has the Krusty Krab sign be close in the shot and SpongeBob further
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away)
+
  
Oh Krusty Krab, oh Krusty Krab. Oh, how I love you, (starts to bow) Krusty Krab. (a bus stop is shown. Nat, Dale, Frankie
+
'''SpongeBob''': Remember the day Sandy and I got married?
Billy, and an anchovy are shown. They hear the song and walk to the Krusty Krab. Harold and Thaddeus are shown at the scene of
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an accident between their two boats. They are arguing with each other) Oh Krusty Krab, oh Krusty Krab. (they stop disliking
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each other and walk to the Krusty Krab) Oh, how I love ya, (Police Officer John is chasing a robber near the First Nautical
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Bank) Krusty Krab. (Officer John catches the robber)
+
  
Oh Krusty Krab, (they hear the singing and stop) oh... (they start to become friends and skip to the Krusty Krab) Krusty Krab.
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[The other three gasp.]
(the scene changes to show Nancy at her house with Timmy who is crying and won't eat the food she is trying to feed him) Oh,
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how I... (she hears the song and leaves. Blue Fred walks in as Timmy knocks over the bowl) love you, Krusty Krab.
+
  
(SpongeBob hums as more fish approach the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs sobs a bit)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': What?!
  
'''Squidward''':Mr. Krabs, look.
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'''Squidward''': No!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Me customers? They're coming back?! SpongeBob's dopey little song is bringing 'em back! (laughs. The customers join in on the humming)
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'''Patrick''': I'm freaking out!
  
'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Krusty Krab, you've always been there for me. When I'm tired and hungry, I just reach out my hand, and there you are with a Krabby Patty that's all so hot and juicy. Are you with me, people?!
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'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm...
  
'''Crowd''': Yeah!
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[A flashback starts.A female pufferfish named Mrs. Puff  is shown playing the organ. Sandy is shown in a wedding dress. She starts to walk down the aisle. The scene changes to show SpongeBob at the end of the aisle with a wedding officiant. Patrick is near SpongeBob. One each side of the aisle there is a crowd of people, including Mr. Krabs and a whale named Pearl. Sandy finishes walking down the aisle.]
  
'''SpongeBob''': I said, are you with me, people?!
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'''Wedding officiant''': Friends, we have gathered here today to join these two hearts [The crowd is shown] in the bonds of love. [Plankton is shown. He looks up. The scene widens to shown Karen in her mobile form. She looks at Plankton. The scene returns to SpongeBob, Sandy and the wedding officiant] SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
  
'''Crowd''': Yeah!
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'''SpongeBob''': I do.
  
'''SpongeBob''': In that case, let's get some Krabby Patties! (inside the Krusty Krab, Plankton opens the kitchen door)
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'''Wedding officiant''': And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
  
'''Plankton''': There's no one here. The Krusty Krab is empty. I've won! (runs off screen and comes back with the secret formula) The Krabby formula is mine. (runs with it) It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it! (stops) Oh no. (SpongeBob, followed by the customers, runs in) No! (gets kicked, causing him to fly away. Screams. Hits a table, then the wall, then the cash register boat, then one of the pillars, and rolls until Dale kicks him, causing him to fly up and hit a pillar. Another customer kicks him into the pillar. Nancy kicks him into the pillar. Another customer kicks him into the pillar. Starts rolling) Oh, nuts. (the scene shows Martha, Frankie Billy, and Bill at a table. Plankton rolls into the scene)
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'''Sandy''':(last word) And how!
  
'''SpongeBob''': (while walking with a plate of Krabby Patties) Did somebody order a Krabby...? (starts slipping on the bottle) Whoa! (screams. Tries to keep his balance as he rolls off frame and all around the Krusty Krab until he reaches the table again) Look out. Oh. Oh, coming through. Whoa. Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (regains his balance, the bottle goes rolling, and the plate lands on the table with the patties intact)
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[The wedding officiant walks away backwards. SpongeBob sprays breath spray into his mouth. He straightens his bow tie. SpongeBob and Sandy lean in and SpongeBob kisses Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob and Sandy look at the crowd. A light breaks and falls down, nearly hitting SpongeBob and Sandy. The scene shows the crowd. They are all angry.]
  
'''Martha, Frankie Billy, and Bill''': Hooray!
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'''Frank (red shirt)''': Boo! You stink!
 
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Ah, 'tis a beautiful sight. It warms me heart. (the bottle rolls into the scene. Gasps) Me Krabby Patty recipe! What's it... (picks it up) ...doin' out here? Whoa-ho! Shoulda known! Plankton.
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'''Plankton''': Hey Krabs. uh, happy eleventy-seventh? (Mr. Krabs peels Plankton off the bottle)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': It's launchin' time.
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'''Plankton''': Please, Krabs, no! I can't take it anymore! No more launching, please?!
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, all right. Since I'm such in a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time. (stretches Plankton. Plankton screams. Blows Plankton up like a balloon. Ties a string on him) There. (lets go of Plankton. He floats) Happy landings, Plankton!
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'''Plankton''': You know, this isn't so bad. Everyone looks like little ants from up here! (starts laughing evilly three times) Wait. Hey! (the scene returns to Mr. Krabs)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Stay away from the high-tension wires! (Dave walks by) Allow me to open the door for a valued customer.
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'''Dave''': Gee, thanks, mister. Today must be my lucky day. I found a wallet with 50 bucks in it.
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Wow, that's some coincidence 'cause I just lost one earlier today with 50 bu... Hey! Wait a minute! Come back with me wallet, ya thieving bilge rat! (SpongeBob is shown flipping patties)
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'''SpongeBob''': Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. (continues to work. The Krusty Krab is shown with cars in the parking lot. SpongeBob laughs. The scene changes to show a scene from earlier where Patchy is shot out of the whale is shown with the border from the beginning of the episode, but the scene with Patchy flying in the air is slowed down)
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'''Ricky Gervais''': Wow, Patchy sure made a mess of things, didn't he? He's not much of a pirate either, really, come to think of it. (Eric Robles drawing Fanboy and Chum Chum) That's the problem. (Steve Tompkins with a script of Wizboy) Not like Blackbeard. Whoa, now there was a pirate. (Scott Kreamer with a script of Trading Day) Now Blackbeard... (Andy Kelly drawing a scene of Wizboy) ...would have been able to get the real A-listers... (Niki Yang drawing a scene of Trading Day) ...on his TV special. (Jim Schumann directing a scene of Wizboy) Yeah, your Bruce Willises and your Gwyneth Paltrows... (Brian Sheesley directing a scene of Trading Day) ...and your Ricky Gervaises. (David Hornsby voicing Fanboy) Let's not forget him. He's...brilliant. (Nika Futterman voicing Chum Chum) He wouldn't even have to shanghai them. (Jamie Kennedy voicing Kyle) They would have... (Jeff Bennett voicing Mr. Muffin) ...shown up on set out of respect. (Dyana Liu voicing Yo) And fear. (Josh Duhamel voicing Oz) Back then, pirates were serious business. Patchy's kinda giving pirates a bad name, really, (Jim Schumann directing a second scene of Wizboy) if I'm being brutally honest. (Brian Sheesley directing a second scene of Trading Day) Oh well, thanks for watching, kiddies. And we'll see you at the 20th anniversary. That's 10 years from now. Starting now. (the footage fades to black, along with the whole screen)
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Worst play I've ever seen. [The scene changes to shows part of the exterior of the Recreation Center. There is a sign that reads, "Tonight" and below that "The Marriage of SpongeBob" and below that there is an image of SpongeBob's head with a bow tie. The audience starts to leave.] And a total rip-off!
  
'''Squidward''': (over the closing credits) Beautiful dreamer,
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'''Fish''': What has happened to the theater?
Out on the sea,
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Mermaids are chanting,
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The wild Lorelei;
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Over the streamlet,
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[The scene then shows a wide shot of the Recreation Center. There is a sign that reads, "Tonight Only The Marriage of SpongeBob"]
Vapors are borne,
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Waiting to fade,
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At the bright coming morn.
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Beautiful dreamer,
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'''Another Fish''': Lousy costumes.
Beam on my heart.
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E'en as the morn,
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On the streamlet and sea;
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Then will all clouds,
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[The scene returns to the interior. SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and the wedding officiant remain.]
Of sorrow depart,
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Beautiful dreamer,
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Wake unto me!
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La-da-dee, La-da-dum,
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'''Wedding officiant''': I didn't know this was a play.
La-da-dee, La-da-dee!
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Tempo! Tempo!
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