Episode Transcript: The Two Faces of Squidward

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Music: Squidward Had a Krabby Patty

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
Who's face was white as snow.

Squidward: Do you mind, I'm trying to work in a fast food restaurant, do you wanna try it sometime?

SpongeBob: I'm sure well Squidward, that sounds... (Patrick interferes)

Patrick: Oh wait a minute, SpongeBob, you're re-doing your work at a fast food restaurant!

SpongeBob: Oh yeah!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!

Squidward: Reminds me of Firetype Theraphist (shows the costumers) and stop brining neighbors to work!

Patrick: We're not just neighbors.

SpongeBob: You can say that again!

Patrick: Were not just... (Squidward interferes)

Squidward: I don't care! (faces the costumers embarassed)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!

Squidward: (Squidward is shown like a thermometer, reaching the boiling point) Alright, I'm gonna, I don't know what to do! (Spongebob opens the door and bashes Squidward's face)

SpongeBob: (singing) Here comes the Krabby Patty when she comes!

Squidward: Aww! (SpongeBob looks into Squidward) SpongeBob, you nickelboom you broke my face! Don't just stand there, help me! I need a doctor in this!

(Sounds of operation, Spongebob eats Krusty Krab hats, Doctor Gill Gilliam opens the door)

SpongeBob: Oh, doctor is he gonna be alright, for the love of Neptune tell me!

Dr. Gill Gilliam: Stop! Squidward told me in time that he would be alright as long as you stayed in the other side of the room while we remove his bandages.

SpongeBob: No problem, doctor! (SpongeBob moves to other side of the bed)

Dr. Gill Gilliam: (sighs and takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Squidward's face)

SpongeBob: Stop!

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