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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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'''Patrick''': A present? What is it?<br> | '''Patrick''': A present? What is it?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (pulls out a bear with a microphone in its hand) It's a Confess- | + | '''SpongeBob''': (pulls out a bear with a microphone in its hand) It's a Confess-a-Bear. He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.<br> |
'''Patrick''': Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!<br> | '''Patrick''': Wow, thanks, SpongeBob!<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted. (quickly dashes off to speak for the bear)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted. (quickly dashes off to speak for the bear)<br> | ||
| − | '''Confess-A-Bear''': My name is Confess- | + | '''Confess-A-Bear''': My name is Confess-a-Bear! Tell me all your secrets.<br> |
'''Patrick''': Uh, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened.<br> | '''Patrick''': Uh, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened.<br> | ||
| − | '''Confess- | + | '''Confess-a-Bear''': Oh, maybe you should talk about it.<br> |
'''Patrick''': Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out.<br> | '''Patrick''': Well, it involves my best friend SpongeBob. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out.<br> | ||
| − | '''Confess- | + | '''Confess-a-Bear''': Tell Confess-a-Bear!<br> |
'''Patrick''': I've said too much already.<br> | '''Patrick''': I've said too much already.<br> | ||
| − | '''Confess- | + | '''Confess-a-Bear''': Tell Confess-a-Bear now! '''''NOW!!'''''<br> |
| − | '''Patrick''': Ahh!! I accidentally knocked SpongeBob’s toothbrush into the toilet and then I put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess- | + | '''Patrick''': Ahh!! I accidentally knocked SpongeBob’s toothbrush into the toilet and then I put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-a-Bear? (SpongeBob runs around in the background wiping his tongue off and screaming) You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-a-Bear? (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Patrick's rock)<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, we need to talk.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, we need to talk.<br> | ||
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'''Narrator''': 8 hours later...<br> | '''Narrator''': 8 hours later...<br> | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: (still looking through binoculars) Oh, he is good. You never really know a guy until you've stared at him for eight hours through high-powered binoculars. Hey, where'd he go? (Patrick is behind him)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. What are you doing?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Uh, you...what the...? What are you doing?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Nothing. I just finished. (takes out his to-do list and crosses out 'Nothing') Oh, hey, look. You can see where I was just standing from here. Boy, if you'd wanted to, you could have spied on me all day from right here. (shudder) Creepy, huh? Anyway, what are you doing with those binoculars?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (yells and throws away the binoculars) I don't have any binoculars, see?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You're acting weird.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I'm not acting weird! (runs off panting) You're acting weird! You're... acting... weird!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Okay, bye! (later, SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock) Hello! Who are you?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (wearing a mustache. With a Scottish accent) Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for jellyfishing items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Oh. No.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Word on the street is that you know where to get quality jellyfishing supplies, hmm?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: What street said that? Was it this one? (points at the street) Mind your own business!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr. Star, I know that you are in possession of a rare jellyfishing net. I will pay one billion dollars for that net. (shows a fake $1,000,000,000 bill that is colored on with crayon)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I don't know who you are, but I'm not giving you this jellyfishing net. (holds the jellyfishing case out) I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not for a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh really?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You can't have it for any price.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: And why not?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: This means more to me than money. It's my friend SpongeBob’s!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (points angrily at a surprised Patrick, and rips off the mustache) '''Ah-ha!'''<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here. There was this scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm the scary mustache guy!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (screams) Why, SpongeBob, why? Why did you wear such a scary mustache?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Why did you steal my jellyfishishing net?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: What? I'm your best friend!<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: You were my best friend, you no-good jellyfish net thief!<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: How could you think that?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Because you said it. You said that it was your friend SpongeBob’s.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Gift.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: What?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: It's my friend SpongeBob’s gift. (opens the case up to reveal a new jellyfishing net) I made you a new net.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (reads inscription) For SpongeBob. You made me a new jellyfishing net? That is so thoughtful of you. Patrick? (a bunch of stuff is on the ground) What you doing, best friend?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: (sets the TV in the pile of junk) I'm not your best friend. I'm a no-good jelly netting thief fish.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Where're you going?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I'm leaving Bikini Bottom while I still have my dignity.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, no! (bus stops in front of them) So, this is it?<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: Barring the unforeseen hand of fate, I'm afraid it is.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: (hands onto Patrick's left foot) Patrick, don't go. I'm sorry I accused you. It's bad enough I lost my net. I don't want to lose my friend, too. Please forgive me.<br> | |
| − | + | Bus Driver: What's the holdup? Oh, it's you two. (shows SpongeBob his net) Look, you left your net on the bus again.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ol' Reliable? I left you on the bus?<br> | |
| − | + | Bus Driver: You do it every week. Now can we get going?<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You're giving me Ol' Reliable? (cries loudly) I accept your apology.<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh, come here, you big lug. (both hug and cry loudly)<br> | |
| − | + | Passengers: Aww...<br> | |
| − | + | Bus Driver: They do this all the time. I'm serious. I--ugh, nevermind.<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: I'm staying in Bikini Bottom!<br> | |
| − | + | Passengers: Hooray! (bus drives off)<br> | |
| − | + | Patrick: You want to go jellyfishing? I just got a new net. (holds up Ol' Reliable)<br> | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: So did I. (holds up the one Patrick made for him) My best friend made it for me.<br> | |
| − | + | Both: Whee! (both laugh and run into Jellyfish Fields, where the exotic jellyfish are still there) | |
{{Transcripts/Season 4}} | {{Transcripts/Season 4}} | ||
